lol i just heard

did a sketch of him with his greasy lookin black hair

I was on the bus about 3 days ago, just chilling and listening to music and this family came on the bus, the youngest who was about 6-7, kept turning and looking at me even his dad realised and told him not to.

Not even 10 seconds later he jumped out of his sit, ran towards me, I took off my headphones and he was saying “I like your hair, it’s just like mine” and I was like “it’s kool, isn’t it?” He was like “ I like it, it’s just like mine” then he reached out his hand and was like “let me touch” so I leaned towards him and he was like “it’s soft just like mine” with his little squeaky voice lol I heard the biggest “awwww from the back of the bus” and when I looked up everyone was smiling. Looked towards his parents, his mum was smiling and his dad was laughing while saying sorry lool I hi fived him as he was leaving and ran straight back to his sit. Took me out of the numbness I felt that day. I couldn’t stop smiling, everyone couldn’t stop smiling.

Hallucination!Oswald: “That was another one of your weird hallucinations, Ed.”

Ed: “In what way?”

Hallucination!Oswald: “It was definitely a bit gay. Me singing a musical number? And the lyrics; he’s fierce in my dreams, he swims in my eyes by the bed…”

Ed: “I don’t recall that… I think sometimes you hear what you want to hear.”

Hallucination!Oswald: “No, you do, that’s my whole point here, Ed. I mean, come on, pour myself over him…?”

Ed: “Pour myself over him? No… didn’t say anything like that…”

Hallucination!Oswald: “And the looks you had me giving you, and that top hat…“

Ed: “It wouldn’t be gay to hallucinate putting a top hat on a man and having him seductively sing Amy Winehouse to you. How could that be gay?”

Hallucination!Oswald: “…”

Ed: “…”

“Not that I did it….”

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Stage Patalliro!

Aoki Tsunenori as Major Jack Bancoran
Sana Hiroki as Maraich

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I know it’ll never ever ever ever happen because Emmerdale seems to be incapable of talking about consent where alcohol is concerned and because Paddy barely tolerates Robert in the first place but…

I would sell my soul and both of my kidneys for Paddy to be the sympathetic one whenever the reveal happens, the one who doesn’t say “I told you so” to Aaron, the one who stops and says “wait a minute you were drunk?” and questions what really happened that night. I don’t even properly know why I want it but I do.

anonymous asked:

Do you ship any poly ships? I love shklance, but there isnt a lot of content for it

Mmm, a few.  I don’t know that I actively ship many, but I really like a lot of them.  Shklance is actually not one of the ones I usually like.

Honestly tho I’m willing to give basically anything a shot.

There are different kinds of people when it comes to naming instruments
  • Those who give their instruments 'human' names: i.e. Thomas, John, Clark, Max
  • The ones who are obviously huge nerds: i.e. Xavier, Aristotle, Dante, Draco
  • The ones who just aren't creative: (or just like keeping it simple) i.e. Al the Alto Saxophone, Gibson the Guitar, ect.
  • The ironic ones: i.e. Soprano the Tuba, Bass the Flute, Viola the Violin
  • And Finally:
  • The ones who shouldn't ever be allowed to name anything: (even though they're probably right) i.e. Satan, Lucifer, Trashophone, Idiot