lol i hope this made sense

anonymous asked:

I need the story of the Underground Shakespearian Ring

Okay, so the school I went to for 9th grade had this really bizarre grading setup that I still don’t understand- for some reason, instead of the teachers writing up and grading tests and exams and the like, all the work was sent to an unknown third party for them to grade??? It made no sense.

Now, for the most part, the school had decent teachers, and they would just teach the curriculum correctly and then you wouldn’t run into problems with the grading. My English teacher was not one of those teachers.

So like, she hated me pretty early on- she was my homeroom teacher and thought it was disrespectful that I slept in homeroom in the mornings (I was on sleeping pills and they never wore off completely until around 10am), I never had the vocab homework in on time (someone kept breaking into my locker and stealing my vocab books I had to buy a new one like five times), she thought it was “inherently pessimistic and stuck up” when she caught me reading a book called ‘Ninth Grade Slays’ (it was about vampires, not her?), and during our Greek Mythology unit I kept correcting her about the name pronunciations of the gods (she pronounced Hephaestus as Hepatitis one time holy shit). 

Anyway, her feelings on me aside, her teaching skills were shoddy at best. But I had had way worse teachers, so had the rest of the class, and Greek myths are pretty straight-up in what’s going on, so no one really had trouble with the third-party tests.

Then we get to the Romeo and Juliet unit.

Now, fun fact: Shakespeare has always come pretty easily to me. Like, to the point where I sometimes forget/fail to understand that other people have an incredibly hard time translating his works. (I told this whole story to my friends in the school I went to for 10th/11th/12th grade and when the drama department put on ‘Midsummers Night Dream’ one year, more than half the cast tried to get me to translate their scripts and monologues for them lmao).

So, anyway, I’m just a girl, reading Romeo and Juliet and digging how it’s going…and then the teacher starts ‘translating’ it.


I cannot sift through all the bullshit this woman was spewing, but let’s just say that my favorite part is during Romeo’s spew about Rosaline, there’s one part where he says something like ‘with cupid’s arrow/she hath diane’s will’, and the teacher was taking this to mean Rosaline was a Super Lesbian who was breaking the law or something and running away with her lover Diane, which would be a rad storyline, sure, but like…I’m just raising my hand like “Um Ma’am, Diana is the Roman goddess of chastity. What Romeo meant is that she told him she’s sworn off love and is probably becoming a nun?” and this woman just got. So angry. Like, excuse me, you are a student, you’re here to learn, so you clearly don’t know anything about this (I read Romeo and Juliet for the first time in like preschool whoops). Anyway, she continues on making up her own plot to the play, and I…well I was basically Hermione Fucking Granger at this point I couldn’t just sit there and listen to someone be this wrong about something omfg??? She just got angrier and angrier and stopped calling on me after a while.

So for a couple lessons I’m just left to seethe quietly, but one day after class this girl I knew since grade school came up to me and was like “Could you…? Tell me what the hell we’re supposed to be learning?” and I didn’t even like her but I liked the validation of being someone’s Chosen Teacher so I wrote out a summary for her of everything we had covered so far so she could actually write a comprehendible essay for our homework that night.

But THEN the during the class when we got our essays back, she made a HUGE DEAL, like ‘oh Molly, it wasn’t bad enough that you’ve been failing this course material, now you have to drag your friends into it by trying to re-write the play?’ (l m a o). Like this bitch had literally tried to fight me on ‘Paris is the guy Juliet’s father wants her to marry’ and she didn’t even put a grade on my essay where I said the play only ended in tragedy because of how young and naïve the kids were, that if they had taken a breather and thought things through it probably would’ve been fine (it was a damn good essay and I stand by it). But anyway, she’s trying to make me out to my classmate’s as someone who’s trying to sabotage their education for laughs.

This backfired on her.

See, it dawned on people one by one, that she was only teaching the wrong material -> so they wouldn’t know the right material -> so when they eventually would take the exams they would only have her crazy answers -> which the third party graders wouldn’t know about -> everyone fails this course that’s like half the overall grade of the year.

Most students consider that a problem.

So suddenly the class has decided I’m the fucking Shakespeare Whisperer or something, and one by one start begging me for help. At first I was confused, because as I said, it’s so easy for me that I didn’t realize literally the entire class was lost out of their asses here. omfg. So I was really getting hassled here but I didn’t want my entire class to fail you know???? So I started meeting with people during study halls or texting them after school so they knew what was going on. And then they started telling people in this teacher’s other classes, including upperclassmen who were lost as fuck, so this was quickly spiraling out of control on my end, but overall people were really starting to understand the plays better!! So I was feeling really great.

But then, the teacher noticed that none of the homework getting handed in to her matched up with her crazy translations, and knew I was the sole person to blame (naturally). She literally tried to get me suspended over this, she went to the school’s disciplinarian!

Note: This guy, Mr. C, knew I was a God damn angel- my science class was off the charts, inappropriately awful, so every time one of our science teacher’s wanted to give the entire class detention, instead of calling Mr. C up to the class room as was the rule, they’d send me down to get him so he’d know to write up every student except for me. So when my English teacher dragged me in there he was looking her like “What on Earth could this girl have possibly done to piss you off?” 😂😂

And when she explained he looked at her for a very long moment, glanced at me with a signature ‘Office’ Reaction Face™ , turned back to her and was like “You want her suspended…for starting a study group?” and I was CHOKING.

So that really pissed her off and they started fighting and this was a very overworked and Done man so at some point he gave up and was like “I’m not suspending her but fine we can put a ban on the study group if you leave my office” omfg. So all the other students get notified and now they’re back to freaking out about the upcoming exams.

So like two days later, I’m at lunch, complaining about this to one of my friends who had a different English teacher and thus no problem, and I’m on this whole angry rant (Because I’m pissed, a bunch of kid’s grades are gonna get fucked up because of this! They just wanted to do well! I just wanted to help them!) and my friends staring at me quietly the whole time and when I finish I’m like “What?” and she’s just like “…Molly did you literally start up Dumbledore’s Army in our fucking school?” and I died on scene.

But then I started thinking about the comparison and I was like? You know fucking what? If Harry Potter can get those kids to pass their fucking DADA test I can help kids pass their fucking English Exam. Bring it the fuck on, Umbridge.

So I started Spreading The Word that anyone who needs help with their Shakespeare course can still get help, we just all need to meet up once to hash out the details. After some back and forth notes and deliberations, we ended up meeting in the school library, which was hilarious for a few reasons:

1) It was directly across the hall from this teacher’s classroom.

2) It was actually a converted janitors closet, way smaller than all the other classrooms, and there were like 50 people shoved in there; Not exactly an ideal Room of Requirement

3) The library carried no Shakespeare texts, but had the entire Harry Potter series on display to see when you first walked in

But anyway, despite the fact that we were literally three feet away from her door while we were doing this, our teacher was none the wiser of the meeting. We worked out a game plan- everyone writes out bullshit essays that align with what the teacher’s expecting. After she grades those and gives them back, they get them to me- slipping them in my locker, handing it to me discreetly in the halls or in another class, what have you. I then try to power through the dizzying amount of confusion radiating out of the teacher’s mouth and onto these papers, and more or less write out better translation of what was going on in whatever scene they covered, what the highlights they needed to know were, stuff like that, and then slip it back to them in similar discreet fashion (so the teacher/disciplinarian wouldn’t see me and get suspicious ; also because I was like 15 and wanted to feel like a super cool secret agent). They would then keep my copies and use them as study guides for the upcoming exams, where they would then answer all the questions correctly, the way the third party graders would mark correctly, and pass the exams + the bullshit essays would get them high marks in the teacher’s homework grades. The teacher never caught on to what was happening, just thought her students finally started paying attention to her.

All in all, it was a complicated mess, but it fucking worked. I don’t think anyone failed their exams that year. Will I ever be cooler? No. I think I fucking peaked when I was 15.

Aroooo ~
Still playing around with quick & sketchy styles, hoping I can whip out a full painterly painting by April 1st!
haha not gonna happen I’m afraid

Jealous (Jughead x Reader)

Prompt: hey darling! im in love with your imagines! is it possible to request a jughead x reader where the reader and jug are dating and jughead spends WAY too much time with betty (maybe bc of the blue&gold ?) the reader is jealous but jug is just amused by it? like he does the whole “awwww! is someone jealous?” kind of teasing? lol idk if that made any sense but if you figure out a way to write it that would be amazing! thank youuu

A/N: I took my time with this one and changed it a bit! I hope you like it. Requests are welcome!


Jealous (Jughead x Reader)

You had a bag from Pop’s that you managed to go get for you and your boyfriend. Jughead’s been staying in the Blue and Gold room during lunch lately and you haven’t really spent any time together this week so you wanted to treat him to some burgers.

Stopping to see the door closed, you peaked in the little window to see Jug and Betty standing close with their backs turned towards you.

You reach to open the door and call for Jug when Betty leans her head on his shoulder and he wraps his arm around her. Your heart stops.

Jug never wraps his arm around you. Hell, He hates any PDA. Feeling a little upset, you turn and go find one of your other friends. Maybe Veronica would want some burgers.

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The Offer

Guyssss I am super excited (and very much nervous) to share this with you all!! I know I haven’t posted anything in a very long time and I am sorry for that, witer’s block hit me heavy last month due to finals… This will most likely be in multiple parts as there is a lot on my mind about this whole thing lol. Also this is a prince!Harry AU and I am not going to pretend I know everything about the royal government, so if I get things wrong I do apologize!! I hope you all enjoy pals (: -M xx.

The offer happened the third time you encountered him.

Ironically, the first encounter was something you wish you avoided. At the time, you were only introduced to half of the royal family you were working for (which of course, made sense; as a family as important as them, most of them don’t have time to waste meeting new employees). Being able to call yourself an assistant to the royal family was an accomplishment to you, so all you wanted to do was make a great impression.

However, when you held a regrettable amount of coffee in a paper cup that was just a little too hot; and with your nerves jittering at your fingertips and toes, all hope of making a good impression was lost as you unintentionally tripped over your own feet–resulting with your face almost hitting the marble floor and the coffee staining a very expensive shirt.

There was quietness once you hit the floor, as when you looked up to see that your coffee spilt on in fact, the prince, which soon made you go into a silent panic. He shook his arms as the liquid began to turn his skin red from its temperature; his eyebrows crinkled as if he was trying to figure out what just happened before his green eyes traveled to your frozen face. 

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Therese saying no, to then realize what who she truly wants.

klausmikelsons  asked:

so what did you think of that scene?

womg what a question I wasn’t expecting this! haha

okay so I know a lot of people didn’t like that klaus told hayley what that elijah has always done things for family and that he’s always been the best of them but I actually think what he said makes sense and I think there is a real reason why he said it besides klaus trying to be a EH cheerleader. I think as an overall moment it was really showed just how much he cares about Hayley, that was my main take away from the whole thing, not EH propping or cheerleading. 

When we see Hayley she is all alone after being brutalized by the man that she loves and she’s clearly extremely traumatized. Klaus seeks her out to check on her. He comes with his usual charm “from what I hear you saved the day”. Before I move on I just want to say that I like that he actually went to see her. It’s just like when she went to see him after the stuff with marcel and hope. He didn’t have to go talk to her, and yet he went check up on her anyway. 

Next Hayley tells him that she didn’t really save the say and he can see that she’s upset about something. “ahh I see you went inside his mind and it wasn’t rainbows and butterflies”  Without knowing about the red door he recognizes that she’s upset about what she saw in Elijah’s mind and understands why. Klaus knows why Hayley loves Elijah. He has watched her fall from the very beginning. She loves his nobility, she loves that he’s a “good man”, he knows that she idolizes him for his kindness and goodness, so anything contradictory to that idea is automatically gonna be hard for her to see. He knows hayley so well that he doesn’t even have to wonder about what’s bothering her, he automatically knows. Notice at this point he’s not treating what she may have saw as a reason to really be alarmed. He gets why she’s upset but in his mind he knows that she loves him and that even if she saw some bad stuff it’s not gonna be a big deal, or at least it shouldn’t be. He even gives her a comforting smile at the end of his line about the rainbows and butterflies. He sits down and decides to listen to her, be her confidante in that moment when she needs someone….klaus wanted to be her confidante. 

As soon as she says that she went through the red door you can see his entire demeanor change. You can see the color almost drain from his face when she says it, he’s really unnerved that she saw that part of elijah. Before he wasn’t alarmed that she may have seen some bad stuff but now he is alarmed. He knows what the red door is, he knows that monstrous part of elijah, he becomes upset that she had to see that part of him. 

When she continues to talk he tells her the line about them all being monsters and elijah always being the best of them and only doing it for family. Which is the part that most people hate but I personally don’t have an issue with. As soon as he says it I can’t help but notice just now much of a blatant lie it is…but that’s what I loved most about the line, and why I don’t think it was about propping elijah up for her but more about klaus telling her what he felt she needed to hear to cope with what she experienced, even if what he tells her is a lie. I think in order for me to believe that Klaus was just being a EH cheerleader I would have to believe that he really and truly believes that Elijah has always been the best of them and that he only kills for family, and I don’t believe that, in fact there is plenty in the narrative to contradict that idea ESP the part about him only doing it for family. The audience knows it’s a lie as soon as he says it and so does Klaus.

I think that a part of klaus will always feel inferior to elijah in a lot of ways, however I don’t think that when it comes to being a monster klaus thinks that out of all of them he’s the only one who has truly only done horrors in the name of family. It wouldn’t make sense for him to hold that sorta POV him when Klaus has called elijah out on his inner monster before and has said that elijah is just as bad as he is, if not worse. Klaus has only been inferior to elijah when it comes to the inner monster in the sense that Elijah has been able to execute control in ways that he previously could not. Elijah had a code, where klaus had none, elijah showed restraint where klaus could not, but even though all of that Klaus has still had moments where he has acknowledged that all of elijah’s control and nobility is in fact a fraud, a cover for a more depraved nature that he doesn’t want people to know about.

So I don’t think that he really wholeheartedly believes that Elijah has always been the best of them ESP not if the reasoning behind him always been the best of them is because he’s only done it for family. Klaus would have to be under some delusion that Elijah only does stuff that needs to be done and has no real depraved part of himself, it’s impossible for klaus to be under that sorta delusion when he knows that’s not true, when he’s witnessed elijah’s depravity with his own eyes, when he himself has questioned more than once if elijah’s actions were truly necessary. He would also have to be under some delusion that Elijah’s not unhinged at his core, and that the red door isn’t what the red door actually is to Elijah.We know that  Klaus knows what the red door is, he knows it’s not a place where elijah is just being a little dark for his family, it’s the darkest part of his subconscious where he is depraved, brutal, without control, and has no sense of morality or nobility. It’s where his carefully crafted image no longer exists and his true nature resides.

So the only conclusion I can draw all things considered is that Klaus knowingly lied to Hayley. When he says the first part there about them all being monsters there is such conviction, but just before he says the part about elijah his voice changes, his face changes, he looks like he knows that what he’s about to say isn’t the truth but he needs to say it anyway. 

That’s why I liked it, because the idea of klaus knowingly lying to her purely for her own benefit makes me think that he really really cares about her.

One of Klaus’s more memorable quotes about love is “it is not love upon with the strongest foundations are built, it’s the decency of merciful lies” 

To me, he told her a merciful lie. He can see that she is doubting, that she’s struggling with what she saw and who he is, and elijah is his brother, so he naturally wants to defend him but he also knows what elijah means to Hayley. He knows that she really really wants to be with him, and that she thinks that she knows him really well and that she thinks she loves a man that he isn’t. Klaus cares about her so much that he would knowingly lie to her so that she could possibly hold on that. He saw her state and he saw that telling her the truth, that the elijah she knew was always no the real him but a romanticized version of who he truly is, wouldn’t help her, lying to her would show her mercy. Lying to her would help her feel better about what she saw and help her keep her delusion that elijah is a man who is noble, who is good, that elijah is the man that she fell in love with. It wasn’t really about elijah, it was about him telling Hayley what she needed to hear to feel comforted after what she had saw, what she needed to hear to keep holding on to what she thinks will make her happy. It doesn’t matter if it’s not true, it doesn’t matter if she never really knew him, she needs it to be true, she wants it to be true even of she’s realizing that it’s not, and that’s all that truly matters in that moment to him. 

He tops the moment off by touching her on her shoulder to physically give her some comfort, it’s a prolonged touch too. It’s not a new thing but it’s still significant because it’s another part of their growing comfort with each other. He really really wanted Hayley to feel better, to feel comforted, and he did everything he knew to do within the established “rules” of their relationship to give it to her. 

To me that says a lot more about the two of them and klaus’s affection for her than it says about how he feels about her relationship, which is why I can’t look at it and see ship propping and be mad about it. Klaus Mikaelson knows hayley so well that he knows exactly what she needs to hear in that moment, and he cares about her so much he would tell it to her, even if it’s not the truth. That’s something 

(also don’t get me started on the damn song choice for the scene cuz hrweirewhr)

also, as far as the ship propping thing goes, in that department what matters the most is how Hayley receives klaus’s words….and she clearly did not believe what he said, she smiles briefly like she USED to believe that, like she wants to believe that, but then it quickly fades and she’s right back to looking like she’s questioning everything she thought she knew about Elijah. She didn’t take any comfort in his words, and I suspect that he knew that would be the case tbh, but he tried anyway. Which also says a lot




I’m A One Guy Type Of Girl.(Harrison Osterfield)

Request: Can you do a Harrison osterfield imagine where she’s casted as peter love interest and tom keeps making fun of them. Or like they fight over her cause she’s Spider-Man’s girl but hazs girlfriend. Lol if the even made sense

Yes, I’ve decided to start writing for Harrison now because I think he deserves love too. 

I hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by misshollander1

Tom, Harrison, and you were the three musketeers. Never one without the others. And then in your performing arts school days, you and Harrison ended up flirting constantly. It wasn’t even the casual best guy friend and best girl friend flirting. It was full blown “we’re gonna date, mark my words” flirting. And eventually, you both found yourselves in a relationship. 

However, you made it a point to assure Tom he wasn’t going to be left out. You both would drag him on dates and even set him up with a few of your gal pals. The dynamic of a trio never truly changed. 

And then Tom was pulled into a Marvel movie. He was swept to Germany to film with the rest of the cast and naturally, you and Harrison followed seeing as the three of you were almost always together.

When cast pictures and behind the scenes photographs surfaced, fans couldn’t help but compare you to one of Peter Parker’s love interests, (Y/C/N). With your background in acting and the uncanny resemblance, you were soon cast as the character for the upcoming Spider-Man reboot. 

Now with the movie less than three weeks away, you along with Tom and the rest of the cast had been promoting the film. You found yourself with Harrison, Tom, and Jacob in Singapore doing just that. 

You took pictures with everyone and even answered many questions about the movie and about your personal life. 

Harrison gave you a quick peck on the lips and that made the crowd go crazy. You laughed and hid your face in his chest for a few moments. “I’m so proud of you,” he whispered, kissing the top of your head. “Is that the hotel’s shampoo? Because ours doesn’t smell like that. It smells really good.” He chuckled. 

Tom ran up to the two of you. “Take a picture guys with me guys!” He yelled out and the three of you posed. 

It was a really sweet moment. It was even humbling. You were living the dream with the two people who’s been the most supportive by your side. 

An interviewer came up to you and introduced herself. You all shook hands and smiled. “Now this has been one of the biggest questions that have been sent to me.” She said with a smile as she adjusted her microphone in her hand. “But is this strange for the three of you? You two are dating,” she pointed at you and Harrison, then proceeded to point at you and Tom, “but you two are dating on the movie screen. Is that weird?”

Tom shook his head. “To me, I don’t really find it weird. I just sort of ignore the fact that she’s one of my best friends who’s dating my other best friend.”

“You better not be ignoring it all the time, mate.” Harrison joked as you all laughed. 

“Oh, no. We all know who’s the better kisser, Haz.” Tom winked. 

“Oh piss off.” Harrison chuckled, wrapping his arm around your waist. 

The interviewer looked over to you to make a comment. “Well as much fun it is play Spider-Man’s girlfriend. I prefer being Harrison’s girl. And besides, I’m A One Guy Type Of Girl.”  You smiled before standing on your tip toes to give Harrison a kiss on the lips. 

Am I Still Your Hero?

Originally posted by iwannaseeitall

Written by Danielle 

Category: fluff

Word Count: 2,074

Request from Anonymous:  Hi! Can I request a scenario where Peter and the reader are childhood friends and the friend walks in on Spider-Man and she starts freaking out that Peter’s in trouble? And can Peter troll her into confessing how she truly feels for her childhood friend?? Sorry if that made like no sense.

A/N: After writing this I realized the anon could have been asking that the reader doesn’t know Peter is Spider-Man but I had already read it as she has always known, so sorry if I misunderstood. I hope you still like this fic <3 I absolutely loved the childhood idea and hope I could do it some justice. I don’t know if he really trolled her lol because I couldn’t think of something clever, but I hope you still like their conversation in this. :) Loved your request! Thank you!! <3

“I see a dragon! What do you see (Y/N)?!” Your best friend Peter asks you excitedly as the two of you lay on the summer grass looking up at the big fluffy clouds.

“I see a unicorn. Right there!” You say as you point to the cloud next to Peter’s dragon. There is a slight breeze and it feels good with the hot summer sun beating down. Even with all the clouds, you can still feel the sun’s warmth on a beautifully perfect day like this. Nearby, you and your best friend’s favorite climbing tree stands tall, branches scraping the clouds. You’d probably attack it after looking up at the clouds for a few moments. At seven and eight years old, you and Peter spent your days running around in the field, climbing trees, staring at clouds, and looking for little critters in and out of the river. Every day was always full of adventure.

“Race you to grandmother Willow!” Peter yelled suddenly as he rushed up. You were right behind him as you two ran to the grand tree you loved so dear. Peter had named it grandmother Willow after the tree in one of your favorite movies, Pocahontas. Peter had beat you to the tree like he always had.

“One of these days I’m going to beat you, Parker!” You tell him while using his nickname trying to catch your breath.

“I’m a superhero, (Y/N)! And superheroes always got to come in first place so they can save people.” Peter exclaims as he pushes his glasses up.

“You’ll always be my hero Peter.” Smiling to Peter, he gives you a smile back as the two of you start climbing the tree.

Although all of your days weren’t spent living in the outdoors, Peter and you always managed to have fun.

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Kylo Ren x Reader Headcanons: Starkiller Base

Note: @maykylobewithyou requested some fluffy/ cuddling headcanons with Kylo, so this is what I came up with! 

Originally posted by t-adash-i

  • Kylo just can’t keep his hands off you. Whether it’s peppering you with kisses or just holding you, he loves the contact of your skin on his. 
  • But this is a problem when you’re not alone (which is basically anytime on Starkiller Base when you’re not in your shared quarters). 
  • Much to your dismay, Kylo isn’t one for showing his affection for you in front of the First Order staff, but he does like to make sure that you feel his presence through the Force. 
  • He loves seeing your reaction when you’re working and you suddenly feel his hand on your thigh, or the imprint of his lips on yours… or your neck… or elsewhere…
  • It’s at those times that he is thankful for his helmet because without it, everyone would see how flustered he gets watching you respond to him.
  • He constantly touches you through the Force because it’s the only thing that remotely stops his urge to usher you into an empty hallway and do everything he does to you through the Force himself. 
  • Though truthfully, you’re both guilty of engaging in little rendezvous now and again when no one is looking.
  • When both of your work is done for the day and you return to your quarters, the first thing Kylo does is draw a bath for you. 
  • It doesn’t take long into your bath when your eyes will open to sight of Kylo joining you. 
  • Finally, watching eyes are no longer a concern and Kylo eagerly presses his lips to yours with a passion that tells you how much he’s missed your physical touch– even though it has only been since morning.
  • You like to lie with your back against Kylo’s chest, his arms circled protectively around you as you both share the events of your days. 
  • You listen to Kylo’s complaints, his thoughts or fears, and he yours, before you both settle into a comfortable silence. 
  • Kylo likes to run his hands across your body soothingly, making sure you’re fully relaxed like you deserve to be. He makes you feel so comfortable that you’ve often fallen asleep in that position. 
  • So, when it is time to go to bed, Kylo insists on carrying you there himself. It’s then when he’ll whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he watches you drift slowly to sleep, your head resting against him with complete and utter content. 
  • When he knows your asleep, Kylo makes himself comfortable, always careful so as to not disturb you. Though he isn’t much of a sleeper himself, having you in his arms brings him a sense of calm he never imagined for himself. 
  • This is the moment when he can’t help but mumble, “I love you”. He knows your fast asleep, but it’s difficult for him to say it to you directly. He hopes that his actions make up for what he can’t always say to you out loud. Because ultimately, there nothing and no one that could stop him from loving you, protecting you. He is yours, and you are his. 

larry-1d-stylison  asked:

Do you think suicide squad J is aware of how sexy he is and do you think he tries to use that to his advantage.

I think J absolutely knows how to use his more sexual/sensual attributes to his advantage. As Jared said: “He’s got a power that is very, very seductive.

But is he “aware of how sexy he is”? That’s a MUCH more complicated question. I strongly believe that despite appearing rather conceited and narcissistic, he likely has some insecurities regarding his appearance. But I won’t get into the details of that here.

J clearly isn’t interested in sexual things (aside from Harley of course) thus I think any use of his seductive qualities is used as a way to “charm” someone rather than any kind of actual flirting/implied sexual interest.

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Hello, here page 5, I really loved how this page was at the end. By the way this story is just my own conception of what would probably make the characters in these situations, so, I do not worry about the canon of the personalities lol. And if I love to make suffer to my favorite characters wuajajajaja ok no, it’s a joke, even my heart breaks when I draw things like that. But hey, I hope you enjoy this story. The translation of this page was made by a friend of mine, his name is Cris, although he does not belong to the fandom but he is the one who usually sent him my first sketches (Besides he was the one who got me the wacom tablet). See you later

p.d:.I do not know about you, but I love the contact photo of Chief Bogo.

RFA+Saeran & V x MC - Please Don’t Hurt Me (Pt. 1)

hihi thanks for waiting Anon~ I hope you enjoy these short drabbles! Here is part 1, I’ll be back with the rest of them later on so please check my Masterpost for updates ヾ(^∇^)


It was an accident. It really was. You didn’t know that Yoosung’s English paper was sitting on the desk next to an uncapped cup of coffee. Now you knew, but it was already too late. The dark liquid had managed to soak through every sheet of delicate paper there was. It would be impossible to revive; in this state, you’d be lucky if it would even dry before disintegrating into little bits and pieces.

What did you do, MC? How are you going to fix this? Yoosung will be mad for sure. He’ll be mad but he’ll understand right? …right?

Just as you were contemplating your next steps, the front door opened.

“MC, I’m home! Did you eat yet?”


With a quick slam of the door and the twist of a lock, you were safe. There was no telling how Yoosung would react. His school work was important to him - even more important than you. He would probably lash out at you, scream at you, hit you, anything to punish you for your mistake. Just like your parents did… like everyone else did.


The bathroom door opened; he had a spare key. Here it was, the beginning of an endless night of torture and pain.

You shook in fear, huddling against the corner of the bathtub so afraid of his touch that your eyes began to water at the mere sound of his approaching footsteps.

“MC, what are you-”

“I’m sorry,” you whispered, protectively covering your head, “I know I’m wrong, please don’t hit me, please-”

He grabbed your hands roughly, prying them off your curled up body. You prepared for a blow to the face but instead, you were pulled into an embrace.

“It’s okay, MC. I’m sorry if I scared you. I’d never hurt you like they did.”

“B-but, your paper, it’s all-”

“I can always print it again, silly head.”


You were so scared. Normally, Zen didn’t care too much about the things he owned, but this wasn’t just something he owned. It was something given to him by a fan. And that long time fan had gotten Zen a designer mirror, it was his favourite one to use before a show. And you, being the clumsy idiot that everyone’s always said you are, dropped it. Now, it was shattered in a million pieces.

You began to pick up the shards of glass that littered the floor and rather ironically, it was a pretty sight, with the lights dancing off the reflective surfaces. You were dazed by its odd beauty and neglected to realize that they were sharp enough to cut your hand.

“MC, what are you doing? OH MY GOD MC!”

He’d seen the crime scene, and you were there, crouching over it’s remains, running your hands through it as if it were freshly fallen snow. He was mad, definitely mad. You could hear it in his tone of voice, the way his voice became harsher and exasperated.

He grabbed your hand and you squeezed your eyes shut, afraid to see his features twisted with anger.

“I’m sorry, Zen. I didn’t mean to-”

“Didn’t mean to? I’m never going to forgive you for doing this.”

“Zen please, I’m really sorry. I promise I’ll be more careful next time, I won’t break anything else. Just don’t leave-”

“Who said I was going to leave? I’m not mad about the mirror, I’m mad because you hurt yourself. Look at your hand, it’s bleeding like crazy! Nothing is more important than my princess. Now let’s go to the hospital.”


Jumin loved Elizabeth, and you knew this well enough to know that you shouldn’t mess with her. Of course, you would never do anything to harm an innocent kitty like Elizabeth. You often played with her for company and it was obvious that she was fond of you too. Both of you held a special place in Jumin’s heart, and it was something that you were proud of. But now, you weren’t so sure of your place anymore.

Elizabeth had been acting strangely since morning, but it wasn’t until afternoon when she threw up. She was sick, and in a moment of panic, you called Jumin while he was in the middle of a meeting. It was horrible. He screamed at you out of horror.


‘what did you do to her’?

You couldn’t answer him back but you could hear Jaehee in the background calling after him as he slammed the door of the meeting room, rushing off to the vet he had told Driver Kim to take you to.

You waited at the doctor’s office impatiently, fidgeting nervously with your sleeves while Elizabeth was being examined. The vicinity was sterile white with a horribly cold atmosphere. The air conditioning seeped through your thin shirt, adding to your anxious state.

A few moments later, Jumin crashed through the door. He was a disheveled mess, his tie now loosely hung around his neck. It was obvious that he’d been worrying over Elizabeth during his car ride over - so much that he didn’t hold his usual composure.

You didn’t dare look up as he sat on the chair across from you.

“MC… how’s Elizabeth?” His voice was stone cold, it felt unnaturally calm, like he was holding back his anger with all his will. You began to shake but you weren’t sure if it was because of the chilly room, or if it was because of fear.

“…I- I don’t know. She’s still getting checked up.”

He sighed before he leaned downwards, placing his weight on his elbows now resting upon his knees.

“Do you know want to know what happened?”

At this point, your vision had begun to blur. Tears filled your eyes and they began to slide down your cheeks. The sound of your tears hitting the floor tiles echoed throughout the vacant room. Jumin was going to break up with you for sure. You were with Elizabeth everyday, no one else could’ve made her sick other than you. It was your fault even if it wasn’t your doing. No matter what, you were wrong and you were going to be punished for neglecting Elizabeth’s health.

“MC, why are you crying?”

“Because I know it’s my fault and I know that you’re going to break up with me-”

“Who said anything about it being your fault?” you looked up at him in confusion. 

Did you really just hear that?

“You’ve been taking care of her so well. If anything, it would be my fault for making her fall sick. I should’ve changed the brand of her food earlier on - the company was recently sued for making their food with expired produce.”

You stared at him in disbelief, but soon, the words made sense and you began to cry again - only this time, out of relief.

“It’s okay, MC. It’s not your fault.” he whispered as he pulled you in for a tight hug.

weooo i hope that was okay. I did change the scenarios a bit from the original request (as i thought it’d be a but repetitive to have the same thing happen for 7 people lol) 

Anyway i hope you liked it~ Stay tuned for Part 2!

~Cherry L.

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anonymous asked:

Can you explain the significance of shao coming in and seeing dizzee's artwork and stuff? I feel like we were supposed to infer something and I didn't get it

Well to me the significance could be interpreted several different ways. Like Shao finally seeing/beginning to understand the real Dizzee-a free spirited bisexual boy whose in love with a white boy. I think him seeing the painting of “Rumi and Thor” and them laying on the floor together just cemented what he probably already suspected. (If I’m being honest I think Boo-boo knew he was bi too. Like his lines were supposed to be comedically clueless or whatever, but the way he kept pushing that they must be REAL good friends made me think he knew and was trying to subtly let him know it was okay)

Anyways back to Shao, I also feel like a big factor in part two is Shao feeling conflicted between abusive and healthy love and just figuring how and what it means to love people because of his abusive up bringing with fat annie. So I think him seeing the art work and finding out about Dizzee, and seeing them just freely be them also opened up his own thoughts to do with his own sexual identity/personal identity if that makes sense?

All this was really just a long winded way to say, I think what’s being implied is that Shao was meant to find Dizzee and Thor. Because Dizzee’s “awakening” woke something up in Shao in terms of love, and family and understanding it. Sorry this all sounded so much better in my head lol, hope it made sense!

(Also it might imply that Shao is a little bit gay for zeke. But thats none of my business 🍵)

Robbie smiling at Daisy.

Something that stood out that stood out to me was the fact that this is the first time he’ me in the final was how Robbie smiled at Daisy when they were talking about his time in the dark dimension, this is the first time he’s truly smiled at her.

The first time we saw him smile at her was Ep. 1 when they were fighting and he was using it as an intimidation technique against her in that fight, you can tell by how much teeth he shows in his smile.

Originally posted by youandmeunthinkable

(Ignore the quote, that’s not what he says to her in that episode)

The second time it he smiled at her (it’s not as obvious but it’s there) it was to use as a shield against his uncertainty with this fearless woman in front of him, he was both trying to protect his own walls as well as trying to get her to back off and leave him alone; his smile looks tense and his eye contact is pretty intense and saying “back off”.

The third time can be argued to be his first ever smile at her but it could have just been pure relief of the situation, because he was able to get through to Daisy but only by influencing his car into indication to go left on its own so his smile could have been directed to his car..

But I reckon that the last episode was the first time he truly smiled at her because of how relaxed he was and how effortless it seemed to him, this was the look of a man who was truly happy to be in Daisy’s company and wasn’t trying to put on this act of being a lone wolf because he truly missed the person in front of him and though he would never see her again..

Originally posted by ughfitz

It says a lot about his character development just the way he smiles at Daisy, he’s gone from someone who only needed the explanation that he was possessed by the devil and wanted to keep everyone else away to having more knowledge about the entity sharing his body and wanting to be near those that he trusts; Gabriel Luna has done an amazing job plying this character, I have no doubt that we will see him in S5 he’s too well loved to not have him back next season.

(I hope I’ve made some sense, I tend to ramble and think I’m being clever and enlightening only to discover I’ve been speaking bullshit :D lol)

NCT Dream reaction to finding out their partner’s bias is someone else in the group


Anon: “NCT Dream reaction to finding out their partner’s bias is someone else in the group” I like this one I hope you do it soon :) I love your block

Anon: Can you do first kiss for Nct dream? And also Nct dream reaction to finding out that their girlfriend’s bias is someone else?

Hi! Thank you for requesting this! I hope you like it! Tell me what you think :-) if you want more members, just ask. My inbox is always open for requests or if you just want to rant lol. Bisous, Flo xx


Originally posted by 10795

“What? Jisung is your favourite? What? What? Huh?”

Mark would literally have no words. When he found you watching their latest performance on your phone and gushing about how cute and talented Jisung was, Mark wouldn’t be able to get his head around it. It wasn’t that he was jealous or thought Jisung wasn’t cute or talented bc yes the fuck he is lol, but he wouldn’t get why you were dating him, if you preferred another member in his unit.


Originally posted by haechannie

“Haechan? Yeah, good choice. Same”

He wouldn’t be bothered at all about your slight soft spot for Haechan. I see him as being quite mature and not being overly jealous and protective if you spoke to other guys, let alone have Haechan as your bias. To be honest, he’d agree with you and say that Haechan was under appreciated and he was happy that you liked him, because he deserved it.


Originally posted by princerenjun

“Whose your bias? Let me guess. Renjun? What? How did I know? You’re always staring at him, babe”

You wouldn’t have to tell Jeno for him to know who your bias was. The first time you met the rest of his members, it was clear you liked Renjun (as a member not in a romantic way btw) You’d be staring at him in awe and complimenting him all the time. Jeno wouldn’t be jealous, but would easily get annoyed if you spoke about his other members, more than you spoke about him.


Originally posted by haechanz

“Y/N! Why do you like Mark? Why? Why can’t it be me?”

It’d be so obvious that Haechan was upset that your bias was someone else than him. In a relationship, he’d like to be appreciated and loved so it would ruin his self-esteem a bit when he found out you preferred Mark over him. He would try not to let it affect your relationship, but would always get a little protective of you whenever you were around Mark.


Originally posted by catweeen

“Oh did you know that Chenle has really bad hygiene and never showers?”

Jaemin would try to put you off Chenle but basically exposing him lol. He’d tell you all of his secrets and bad habits in hope that you’d give in and say that you liked him more. Of course, he’d only be joking, but there would always be an underlying sense of jealousy in Jaemin. He wouldn’t be able to understand what made Chenle better than him, a bit like Mark, so sometimes he’d be moody if you spoke about him too much.


Originally posted by nakamotens

“Why are you telling me this Y/N? I don’t care if you think Jeno looks good! What about me?”

Even though it would sometimes sound like Chenle was jealous, he really wouldn’t be. Like Haechan, he’d just wanted to loved and cared for and appreciated in a relationship. He wouldn’t care about your relationship to other people or who your bias was or your favourite idols, as long as you complimented him too and reassured him that you’d never leave him for them.


Originally posted by hansoulji

“Y/N! Why don’t you just go and marry Jaemin then? It definitely sounds like you want to!”

Out of everyone, he’d be the most jealous and upset upon hearing that your bias was Jaemin. He wouldn’t like the fact that you liked someone other than him, so would quickly get upset and pouty if you ever brought Jaemin up randomly in a conversation. Expect a lot of furrowed eyebrows and pouts on his behalf, and a lot of kisses and cuddles on yours.

soolber  asked:

Hey there! Could you possibly write more Yuri x Otabek (or just Yuri, lol) exhibitionism? You wrote something similar before and it was great :)

I know you requested Otabek and Yuri, but my hand slipped and it turned into Otapliroy. Whoops! It’s in the same universe as my last drabble, so I hope you like it! :P



JJ hadn’t suspected anything out of the ordinary when he received an early morning call from Otabek. They had become friends in Canada when they shared a rink together and now that JJ had decided to finally visit St. Petersburg, it made sense for Otabek to want to spend time with him. He told JJ to run over as soon as he could, assuring him that breakfast would be ready and that Yuri was also looking forward to seeing him. Emphasis on Yuri


The last time he had had any interaction with the punk was when Yuri had shown up at his place unexpectedly, pushed him against the door as soon as he was let in, and proceeded to give him one of the best blow jobs of his life. He said Otabek had given him permission and that he had always wanted a taste of him. Well, that would have been fine and dandy if it had been true. Turns out Yuri had used him as his own personal fucktoy and Otabek had in fact, not given permission. Too bad JJ was already finishing up inside of Yuri by the time Otabek arrived. 

Otabek had never gotten upset at him about it, even when JJ found out the truth and apologized, but after this morning’s phone call, he wasn’t so sure anymore. 

When JJ finally arrived, he was greeted by a smirking Otabek at the door who leaned in for a hug and invited him in. Nothing was seemingly out of the ordinary as they walked, Otabek appearing genuinely pleased that JJ had visited, but as they entered the kitchen, JJ’s jaw dropped, freezing in place as he stared on in disbelief.

Right in the center of a large assortment of breakfast items was a very naked Yuri. Bent over the table, his arms were tied behind his back, a blindfold covering his eyes, ball gag in his mouth, and what JJ assumed to be a vibrating bullet inside of him, string hanging down between his legs. The side of his face was pressed against the dark table, complimenting the color with his golden strands. He looked absolutely wrecked, as if he had been there a while.

JJ swallowed. Don’t get hard, don’t get hard. 

He turned to Otabek for answers, but Otabek’s expression remained casual as if his boyfriend weren’t whimpering on the kitchen table with a vibrator up his ass. 

JJ looked on as Otabek walked over to Yuri, unable to say anything. Otabek went on to remove Yuri’s ball gag and lightly moved his hair behind his ear. Yuri let out a small groan of relief, nudging his head against the hand on his head. His tongue darted out to lick his lips, saliva running down his chin. 

Staring at JJ directly, Otabek said, “Yuri, we have a guest today. He’s going to join me for breakfast and you’re going to entertain him. Is that understood?” 

JJ tried to cut in, confused as to what kind of situation he had just gotten himself into, “Beka–” but Yuri cut him off with a gasp, “Is that…JJ?” He sounded surprised. Embarrassed even. As if JJ hadn’t seen him in a sexual state before.

Then again, it had been a one-time thing, and Yuri had been in full control. Yuri, the ever-evolving monster, always in control, always calling the shots, never willing to submit. Never in a position where JJ potentially held complete and utter dominance over him.



JJ’s dick twitched, stirring in his jeans. He should turn around and go home, leaving the two boyfriends to resolve this sexual tension themselves, but he hesitated, locking eyes with Otabek again. 

“Yes. It’s JJ. And he came all this way here just to see us.”

Yuri shook his head, “Like hell! JJ, don’t look! Go into the other room or something!” he tried to close his legs together, the tremors in his body causing his usual venom to come out shaky and unconvincing. 

If this were any other time, JJ would have probably listened to Yuri, but Otabek had invited him there. He had planned this whole situation, knowing fully well that Yuri would be embarrassed about JJ being there. 

This was probably one of the punishments Otabek had mentioned that one time they had talked about sexual endeavors over a few beers. JJ had imagined it to be spanking or some other light shit, but this was way beyond that. This was downright hardcore. But also, unexpectedly, this was…really fucking hot.

Managing to get himself over the initial shock, JJ responded to Yuri, confidence lacing his words, “Sorry, Yuri–no can do. Beka’s right. I came all this way and I’m not planning on leaving any time soon.” 

JJ pulled up a chair and sat down in it, clasping his hands in front of him, pangs of adrenaline hitting his stomach in waves. Otabek nodded his approval at him. Whether he was ready or not, JJ was now in this for the long haul.

“See, Yuri? And since our guest was nice enough to visit, you’re going to show him what a good kitten you are.” 

Kitten. He called him “kitten.”

“But–” Yuri whined.

“Excuse me? Did you just talk back?” Otabek interrupted. 

It took a moment for Yuri to answer, chewing on his bottom lip, “…No, Daddy. I’m sorry.”

Fucking hell. 

JJ couldn’t believe what he was hearing. The proud and domineering Yuri was not just only relinquishing power, but he was calling Otabek “Daddy.” This would definitely be a memory he’d never forget.

“Good. That’s what I thought.” He got off of Yuri, giving his ass a spank before walking over towards JJ and producing a control of some kind out of his back pocket. 

“What’s this?” JJ looked up at Otabek as he took hold of the device. 

“It controls the vibrator in him–eight different speeds. Knock yourself out. Oh, and, I hope you like the food. Yuri made it himself.” He let out a devious smirk that made JJ’s heart skip a beat. Who knew Otabek was such a freak?

As Otabek sat on the opposite end of the small table, grabbing toast and eggs to place on his plate, JJ looked on in wonder at the scene before him. He proceeded to take a sip of the water placed in front of him, stabilizing his breath before he switched the device to a higher setting. The buzzing of the vibrator got louder, causing Yuri to let out a surprised moan he failed at suppressing. 

JJ grabbed a slice of toast for himself, reaching for the butter and grabbing a few pieces of Canadian bacon. He felt his dick stand to full attention, pressing uncomfortably against his jeans. He wondered just how far Otabek was willing to take things as he clicked the device into yet a higher setting. 

Yuri’s wanton sounds prompted JJ to take a bite of his food. He reveled in his newfound power, looking forward to taking full advantage of it. 

JJ lifted his glass and looked over towards Otabek before cranking up the device to the highest setting. Yuri’s body convulsed as the first of many orgasms took him over in that moment, unable to control the buckling of his knees as he came hard on the floor in front of him. 


EDIT: One of my friends made me realize that I posted daddy kink on father’s day, so…. surprise!! Happy father’s day! LMAO 😂