lol i feel so creepy doing this

can stalkers leave my kid alone lol all harry is trying to do is make music, and make people happy, and go home and live as normal of a life as possible why do y'all have to corner him and make him feel weird omg leave him alone he’s too nice to say it but i will – u guys are disturbing, creepy and need to know your place (which for some of u should be a jail cell with the lengths you go lbr). leave him alone he doesn’t want you

anonymous asked:

LEELA PLS ANALYZE THE NEW DAPCRAFTS VID I CANT STOP SCREAMING

it was,,,,,, so fucking good. i just need to rant for a bit about so many aspects of this video because like not only was it genuinely so funny and original and creative, it was just SO WELL MADE. there were so many small details about it that i couldn’t even believe.  they put so much actual effort into it and they’re also both so naturally funny when it comes to this kind of humor. ahhhh there were so many good things to talk about that i hardly know where to begin or like how to even organize my thoughts so just like,,, be ready bc this is about to be the most incoherent ramble 

first of all. dnp work so well together. i mean. we know this, we see it all the time. but there’s a lot of humor in the crafts videos that is just completely improvised within the larger pre-planned structure/concept. and they bounce off each other SO well in this setting (maybe even better than they do in many of their normal collabs, at least from a comedic standpoint.) i think a lot of this has to do w the fact that the satirical cheeriness of the “characters” that they play, that is over-emphasized to the point of being creepy, just lends itself really well to so many amazing one-liners. but also they just have such good chemistry that is so readily apparent in this context,,, it makes me emotional. they consistently set each other up for jokes, if one person improvises a certain action or behavior the other goes along with it or reacts to it immediately and that’s a mark of rly well-practiced entertainers but also two people who know each other really well and i love watching it play out.

i also do have to acknowledge that they are both fundamentally quite talented. all three of the craft videos are examples of really genuinely witty humor and they showcase that side of dnp so well. both of them also have such a good sense of comedic timing and even an intuition for physical comedy and they’re also rly creative with how they edit these videos and the union of all of those elements is what makes these videos so good in my opinion. while i believe dan’s explanation that the first crafts video was filmed quite spontaneously without much of a plan (and that’s why it’s super short and not as funny as the latter two imo), i do think they put a lot of thought and effort into this one which is quite clear through many of the details they worked into the video both during the filming itself and then afterwards in the editing. first of all the overall concept of them being taken by satan as a culmination of the extremely subtle creepy undertones from the first one is just so smart bc no one would expect them to take it that far and the total hyperbolic unlikeliness of it is what makes it so damn funny. i think most ppl were expecting when dan said he’s keeping his stamp a secret that it would just be some sort of satanic symbol like what happened in the glitter faces vid but like,,, no one thought it’d escalate to where it did. it was so unexpected and over the top but somehow still not overdone or so forced as to dilute the comedy. it synthesized humor with genuinely unsettling creepiness and that is such a difficult balance to achieve. 

you can tell they put a lot of thought into it on so many levels. for instance they worked in all these rly subtle allusions to satan himself before the weird ritual scene happens, like dan saying “this one’s long with a big head like him” (ty for describing satans cock to us dan jfc) and phil saying “i’ve selected as many knives as friends i have, which is two.” then even during the ritual scene they work in things like the cow noise since a common satanic symbol is a horned deity (baphomet lol). and in their new channel description they use the case file name 19-1-20-1-14 which decodes to the word “satan” if you use a basic letter-number cipher (in which each number stands for the letter that is that position in the alphabet. ’s’ is the 19th letter, ‘a’ is the first, and so on.) and there are so many other little editing quirks that give this video that unsettling undertone, as well as editing quirks that add to the comedy of it and it’s all just so well done. for example the voice editing on certain words like “sharp” and “go away.” the audio overlays of heavy breathing at various points and random cuts to black screens. the use of creepy music at strategic places throughout. at 4:36 they recorded themselves saying protip backwards just to reverse it and they even spell out the “protip” text backwards, seemingly both as a way to shit on the whole ‘protip’ trope from the last vid and also to make fun of the way that satanists/conspiracy theorists think there are hidden messages in popular songs and shit that u can only hear if u play the audio backwards. ugh i hate them and their many layers of references. phil also references this again during the ritual part, when dan lights the match (he just goes “portip” “portip” as though he’s trying to say it backwards lol.) and then they fuck around w the word protip throughout the video almost like they’re making fun of it. there’s also definitely a subtle pitch manipulation of their voices as the video progresses. by the end they sound like they’ve sucked on a little bit of helium but it happens gradually enough that you’re just a little bit put off and you can’t really place why. then there’s the little comedic touches like the siren sound when “carefully” flashes across the screen. the fact that the legal disclaimer for adult supervision is cut off at the sides. the zoom in on the fleck of green paint that lands on dan when phil’s pouring it into the plate. ugh like damn i just want to make the point that they clearly put work into this and on face value it seems like a shoddy home video w a weird satanic ending but there’s a reason this works so well and feels so creepy and simultaneously laugh out loud funny and it’s bc they’re genuinely talented and we don’t always get to see that creative talent at work in their standard formulas for videos on their regular channels so i’m just so grateful that they made something like this where it seems like they allow themselves to exercise more of that creative energy. it begs a lot of questions about why they don’t do shit like this more,,,  and i think there are a number of reasons they feel safe and happy making what they generally make now but i’m jst so happy that at least in these videos they’ve branched out and done something so creative and good.

on that note. i just need to ramble about phil. i don’t think anyone can dispute that phil really carries these videos and partly that’s because he’s been in the role of the “teacher” in all three videos so he inevitably comes across as more dominant and sets the tone for the humor, but also like,,, he just works so well in this style and comes up with such spontaneous and WITTY little remarks that inevitably become the standout lines from each vid (in this one, for example, “potato is in my top ten favorite fruit,” “sometimes it’s nice to look up at the stars and remember that they’re all already dead,” “if you make a mistake while cutting just think about it for the rest of the day,” etc. and one of my fav from the past, “if you’re left handed ask a friend” (d: why am i left handed) “everybody makes mistakes!”) he also seems to improvise a lot of the physical comedy in the videos (in this one, the way he just stared at the paint as he squeezed it out for way too long, the way he threw around the cutting boards and plates, the way he did the chopping; and in past ones, slamming his hands on the paper and on dan’s hands when mixing the glitters, clacking the scissors super loudly in the first one, etc.) i just love these videos so much bc they’re some of the only ones that we have these days where phil is really doing most of the comedic legwork and dan definitely helps and bounces off of him but mostly lets phil take charge and i live for it. and while there’s obvi no way to tell who rly did the editing for the video (and i’m sure it was a mix of both of them) there’s no denying that the editing style and general creepiness (especially of the ritual sacrifice scene lol) bear a lot of similarities to the feeling/vibe/editing quirks in a lot of phil’s old school videos (i’m thinking like tape 6 and the basket which, if any of you reading these have not watched, please just open a tab right now and do that before you finish reading this lol.) the choppy way the different clips are spliced together in the whole ritual scene (where one second dan is stamping phil, then lighting a match and chanting, then phil’s chanting, then he’s slumped over and then there are two videos overlaid on top of each other when dan is actually stamping phil’s back and then the sudden cut to black) it’s all so reminiscent of those older videos and it does make me feel like phil had a larger creative hand in thinking about how this video should be put together and that just makes me so happy to think about. i’ve always wondered what phil does w his self-professed obsession with horror and his interest in violence and psychological thrillers and whatnot, as well as his former academic/critical study of filmmaking. it makes sense that he doesn’t feel comfortable exploring those interests by making things himself in this genre in a real way and especially not on youtube because his self-described objective through this platform is to provide his audience with light and uplifting entertainment. more pragmatically, he’s trying to make a living from this job and hold somewhat broad-based appeal through the videos he makes and it makes sense that lighter content that doesn’t require too much intellectual rigor would fare better and hold more consistent audience engagement. and more personally, making things on the level of tape 6, even years later w more familiarity with editing and whatnot and perhaps more skill in writing scripts/characters/plots, still would involve a certain degree of personal emotional vulnerability that the current amazingphil format doesn’t demand. in short, venturing into these territories creatively would be a risk on a lot of levels. it would invite more formal critique of his work. it would invite more people trying to read into who he is and his psyche (which are things that i feel like he’s actually terrified of and that’s part of why he’s built such a protective barrier against it). it would be a risk and it makes sense that he doesn’t want to take it, at least not right now. but it’s just lovely to see that he still has the capacity to make things in the vein of those older videos and to make them WITH DAN and mix them with comedy which i need to reiterate is such a hARD THING TO DO!!!! and  idk it just rly makes me so happy to watch and to think about. 

i love phil so much, and none of this is meant to dilute dan’s role since i’m sure he did inform some of the decisions here, but i just think that dan as phil’s biggest fan (since 2007 y’all) would feel many of these same things about phil’s older content and support phil’s desire to engage that darker creative energy/talent he has hiding under all of those layers of syrupy happiness and amiability. i love that this is sort of an update to that vintage dark!phil content bc it’s the same dark undertones, same editing quirks, etc. but now it’s mixed with rly cheeky humor and maybe that’s dan’s influence or maybe it’s still phil, but a phil that has shared his life w someone w this particular irreverent and sarcastic sense of humor for so many years and this video shows the confluence of those two things in such a lovely and original way and just,,,, ugh. this video was so much and i loved it SO much. truly so, so good i was not prepared to feel so many deep-seated Emotions over some god damn satanic propaganda i need help. 

(danandphilcrafts - potato prints)

Petal by Precious Petal (Jason Todd x Reader)

Okay here’s the deal: I have a lot of requests from like about two months ago. And they’re all half finished and I’ve lost inspiration. But I do have inspiration for this and a love for Jason “I died once lol” Todd. Why am I writing after midnight? That’s a good question.


I first discovered the hanahaki disease AU from a piece by @loudmouthwally made me bawl so I highly suggest checking that out, and also @writing-yj has done two that never cease to make me cry, so yeah, their writing is beautiful and they have no idea who I am so y'all better go and read their stuff so this isn’t creepy but instead benefits them too and I’m rambling okay! Let’s do this!

There are flowers in your lungs and you aren’t quite sure how to feel.


Every breath is painfilled as you feel the petals desperate to break free. It hurts so much, god it hurts so fucking much, roots taking place, trying valiantly to rip apart the soft tissue.


And yet, you’re used to it.


You’re used to the pain because you’ve been in love for what seems to have been forever, and it has never not been unrequited. [three years you went without incident and then you had to fall in love again, and shatter a well sculpted illusion]


You weren’t supposed to be able to love, years ago, the last time you had this disease, you hadn’t even hesitated on getting the surgery. You’d rather live life without some neurotic emotion than not at all.


But now?


Now it was back, and you were finding it increasingly harder to hate the man who did this to you. You know, seeing as you were in love with Jason Peter Todd.


This shouldn’t even be possible; you had lost your ability to love, had been condemned to a world of mediocre contentment. You shouldn’t be able to love this man, but you did.


It was infuriating to say the least.


But, you think as you cough up another basket of petals, he’d done the extraordinary and somehow tricked you into love.


It’s just too bad he didn’t love you back.


It’s too bad because, well, you’re dying. You waited just slightly too long to get the surgery yet again and now you think you might have a month.


If you’re lucky.


Seventeen days pass and no one’s found out. Well actually, maybe Bruce knows, but he’s the goddamn Batman so you reckon you didn’t stand a chance at deceiving him. And you’re not sure you’d want to.


But Bruce allows you to continue helping Barbara with her Oracle duties and doesn’t tell her so it’s not that bad.


And you think he probably knows who’s responsible for your disease, but he never says anything.


It’s been seventeen days and your times cut short.


Surrounded by friends and family, mere feet away from Jason, you fall to the ground hacking up blood and flowers.


And for a moment everyone freezes- then suddenly your overwhelmed with stimulation.


There’s screaming and crying and you know this is the end because you can feel the tingling on your wrist as a name starts to form, and there’s a hand on your back and it’s big and warm, and someone’s stroking your hair, and another’s searching desperately for a name.


Bruce, Stephanie, Barbara. That order.


You can vaguely hear someone calling out, asking who did this to you, and suddenly the coughing stops and your lungs are no longer working and you are dying of asphyxiation.


“Jason.”


It’s the last thing you hear accompanied by anguished screams, some more angry than others, and his utterly remorseful face is the last thing you see.


And loving someone unrequitedly stops hurting.


And then your heart stops beating and the branches of a cherry blossom tree crawls up and out of your throat.


[they bury you in the family cemetery, and in a year’s time your tree is fully grown]

[and everyday, jason lies under it basking in your presence and rambling about his day]

[and how he wishes he had known, because now he’s destined to your fate, coughing up petals for the dead]


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I hope this is enough to tie y'all over, I am sorry it’s kind of sad and not so much about interactions but moreso a stream of consciousness. I do hope y'all like it, loves. And hope y'all have a fantastic evening as per usual!

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Fluff Month Day 24 - "Wrong Number"

*****
Pairing/Characters: Marinette & Adrien
Set before Adrien’s first day of school. (Aka umbrella scene)
*****

Beep beep!

Marinette groaned, rolling over in her loft to blindly pat around for her phone. She must have fallen asleep with it in her hand last night because the beeping had come from right next to her ear.

“Ugh,” Marinette mumbled as her hand finally grasped her phone. She raised it up in front of her face, and squinted at the bright screen.

1 MESSAGE FROM: UNKNOWN NUMBER

Marinette raised an eyebrow. Someone must have the wrong number.

She unlocked her phone with the password, and pressed on her messaging app. It opened to the first screen with all her messages, and she quickly tapped on the newest one from ‘unknown’.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey! Are we still having that photoshoot in the park today?

Marinette tilted her head, squinting at the message. Photoshoot? Whoever this was DEFINITELY had the wrong number. Marinette was no model, and was generally awful in front of cameras. Not to mention that she was kind of a klutz.

Marinette bit her lip, hesitating, before typing back.

MARINETTE: I’m sorry but I think you’ve got the wrong number. I know nothing about photoshoots besides the fact that I’ve never had one.

Shoot, that was definitely too much of a response. Marinette groaned and dropped her phone down onto her mattress. It was too early for this. Hopefully whoever this person was wouldn’t respond.

Marinette’s hope was crushed a second later when her phone went off again.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Oh I’m so sorry. That was meant for my boss. I hope I didn’t wake you; it’s kinda early.

MARINETTE: it’s okay! Don’t worry about it.

Marinette hit send before exhaling in relief. At least that text was short, and she doubted that the unknown number would continue to text her now.

She locked her phone, sitting up in her bed and rubbing her eyes. It was only five a.m., but she was supposed to be up in thirty minutes anyway to help her parents set up the bakery for the morning customers. It wasn’t really worth going back to sleep now, so Marinette groggily crawled to her loft bed’s ladder and swung her feet down, carrying her phone with her.

It wasn’t like she completely detested talking to people, it was just people she didn’t know and couldn’t even see face to face that made Marinette nervous.

Ding!

“Seriously?” Marinette muttered to herself, climbing down the ladder and walking over to her desk to flip on a lamp.

She looked down at her phone as her lamp lit up, covering her room in a soft pink glow.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Okay, sorry again.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, but are you by any chance good at algebra? I’m desperate.

Marinette hesitated a second before shrugging and typing her response.

MARINETTE: Kind of. I just started this year.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Me too. Maybe we go to the same school?

Warning bells started going off in Marinette’s head, and she carefully typed her response this time.

MARINETTE: maybe.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Sorry, I guess that was kind of a creepy question from someone you don’t know… Seriously I won’t text you if you don’t want me too. Sorry.

Marinette found herself smiling softly as she read the message. Whoever this was didn’t seem like a bad person. She typed and sent her next response before she could second guess herself.

MARINETTE: No it’s okay! But um, I’d feel better if I didn’t tell you my school.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: I totally understand. Sorry again…AGAIN. xD

MARINETTE: Lol xD

Feeling a surge of courage take over her, Marinette typed again.

MARINETTE: So…do you have a name or would you rather not tell me that? Cool either way.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: I’m Adrien.

MARINETTE: Marinette

UNKNOWN NUMBER: Well, it was nice meeting you Marinette.

MARINETTE: It was nice to meet you too, Adrien. You gave me a story to tell my best friend later.

UNKNOWN NUMBER: hahaha xD.

MARINETTE: Don’t you have algebra to do? xD

Marinette chuckled as she quickly sent off a text to Alya, telling her about the unknown number, Adrien, was texting her.

MARINETTE (to Alya): So some unknown number texted me. Said his name is Adrien.

ALYA: Girl it’s too early.

ALYA: Is he cute?

Marinette giggled, walking over to her desk chair and plopping down into it. She knew Alya would get curious; she was a reporter, after all.

MARINETTE (to Alya): Idk but does it really matter?

ALYA: It always matters.

Marinette sighed and began to spin around in her desk chair.

MARINETTE: He accidentally texted me instead of his boss this morning. But then he asked me about Algebra. Do you think that means he’s older or my age or…??

ALYA: Probably our age. Fifteen year olds can have jobs, you know. YOU have one.

MARINETTE: But that’s only because mine is a family business.

ALYA: potaeto potahto

MARINETTE: -_-

Her phone dinged again, and Marinette switched to her chat with Adrien.

ADRIEN: I do have algebra, but if I transfer to school soon I might not have to do this lesson. I’m homeschooled currently, but I’m trying to get my dad to let me transfer to public school.

MARINETTE: Oh that’s cool! Is being homeschooled fun?

Marinette set down her phone and began changing, slipping on her ballet flats and quickly running a brush through her hair before slipping through her trap door down the stairs to the kitchen. She slid her phone in her pocket as she threw on an apron and continued down another floor to the bakery. Her parents were already awake, as she expected them to be.

“Marinette? You’re up early,” her father exclaimed as she entered the kitchen.

“Yeah, uh, something woke me up so I figured I’d just start my day a little early today,” Marinette answered, grinning nervously.

Her father didn’t seem to notice, though. Instead he turned back to the bread he was currently kneading, and tossed Marinette some plastic gloves.

“Go set up the display cases. There should be a few trays of different pastries out there for you already,” he explained.

Marinette dutifully obeyed, turning and marching out of the kitchen and into the main bakery. The trays of pastries were easy to spot, piled high and sitting on top of the counter. Marinette quickly began organizing them, getting halfway through before her phone went off in her pocket.

ADRIEN: I guess. I just wish I had more friends.

Marinette stared at the message a second before replying.

MARINETTE: Oh. Well, you’ve got me? If some random girl over the phone counts.

ADRIEN: Haha, yeah I guess so. Thanks Marinette, you’re really nice.

He sent this one with a photo, and Marinette gaped for a second as a face with blonde hair and absolutely stunning green eyes smiled back at her. It looked like he was in a car. His hair was styled, but also somehow looked natural. And oh my gosh he had freckles, just barely visible on his cheeks.

Marinette smiled and locked her phone, leaving it out on the counter as she began sorting again. Her insides felt warm, though she wasn’t sure if it was from the bakery warmth or from the texts she had just received.

MARINETTE (to Alya): He’s cute.

anonymous asked:

Bless you for sharing. I think what a lot of us would like to know but are too shy to ask, was, what did you mean by he knew what he was doing? Lol. Was it a passionate kiss? Can you paint a clearer visual for us? Some of us just really find them so sweet and adorable and love knowing they are affectionate. There are definitely some nuts in the group, too, sadly. Thanks again!

Well actually a lot of you have asked for very specific details. Including locations and simple stuff like clothing. Which to me is creepy. I just have chose to not get in to specifics. Here’s how I feel about it, yes I shared that I saw them “kissing up” on each other. That was maybe a little disrespectful of me to do anyways but I didn’t go into a lot of detail for a reason. They are in a relationship clearly. I would hate for someone to constantly know every detail of an outing with my significant other. I hope this makes sense. Here’s what I can tell you and everyone else that has filled my ask box, they were sitting very close and shared kisses often. They looked very sweet.

anonymous asked:

So I found a picture online about playing "Pop Goes The Weasel" at the end of your funeral and everyone looking horrified... Why do I feel like Jason would totally do this?? Do you agree??? I'm definitely writing this in my will at least lol

Ok, but Jason would FAKE his death and do this just so he could witness everyone’s reaction! He’d be the guy in the background wearing track pants and a hat pulled down over his head stifling laughter; and it’d go something like this

  • Dick was in charge of picking the music and he’s 5000% sure he did not accidentally include this creepy nursery rhyme ohmygod Tim it’s Jason’s ghost haunting them, Pop! goes the weasel, Dick is sobbing
  • Tim is all solemnness until the song starts playing and his jaw drops, eyes widening, and then he just buries his face in his hand to hide the humored grin because Jason once discussed doing this at his funeral, stop touching me Dick Im going to burst out laughing we’ve been played
  • Damian is incredibly suspicious and keeps shifting around on the pew to find out who’s disgracing Todd in such a way, I will find you and eviscerate you fool
  • Bruce is trying to exude calm and like this was totally planned but Alfred is shooting him a glance around his handkerchief and Selina across the aisle is slowly tapping her nails on her knee and glaring oh now Bruce is sweating and he tugs at his collar, good god please let the song end, just let it end
  • Stephanie is just eyeing the coffin expecting Jason to suddenly sit up because that’s totally something he’d do (he later laments not doing that), and Cass is trying to understand the emotional connection between Pop Goes The Weasel and a death and she starts getting sad comparing Jason to a weasel animal
  • Jason is losing his shit in the back row; no one knows who invited him or his connection but Commissioner Gordon steps over to ask him to leave and Jason’s stifled chuckles turn into full blown laughter because this is just too good
  • (Dick faints, Damian threatens to break Jason’s kneecaps, Tim and Steph are laughing, Bruce and Cass give Jason a big hug, and Alfred grounds him for a week)

anonymous asked:

mmkay let it out what's your thoughts on the new doctor who

Originally posted by findreactions

- Okay so right off the bat??? It took me less than five minutes to fall in love with Bill holy SHIT

- Like I could tell from her original preview that I was gonna like her but!!! She’s fantastic!!!!

- 12 playing the electric guitar at any given time is a strong weakness of mine

- The Doctor…has pictures…of Susan and River on his desk…I am…beyond deceased

- Okay like literally every single incarnation of the Doctor fits the aesthetic of ‘eccentric professor who gives no fucks but also ends up teaching very memorable classes’ perfectly but like. I’m so glad Capaldi is the one that gets to FULLFILL that omg.

- “You shouldn’t be in my class you aren’t a student here”

- “I know but I’m like really gay and accidentally made my crush fat because I can’t function properly”

- “Valid points, I need to teach you everything I know.”

- What…is in…that Goddamn vault.

- “Doctor What?” you know that killed him just a little inside

- She got him a freaking carpet for Christmas??? amaze

- Also just the fact that she spent Christmas with him??? You’re not crying I am

- 12: “I’m a cold hearted lone wolf I’m here to do my job I don’t care about anyone no one can crack me-”

- Bill: “Yeah my mom died when I was a baby and I have no pictures of her it makes me very sad”

- 12: *internally screaming, eye twitching, frantically grabbing a camera and sprinting into the TARDIS, shouting* “I aM a CoLd HeArTeD lOnE wOlF i’M hErE tO dO mY jOb I dOnT cArE aBoUt ANYONE-”

- seriously that was so sweet I almost cried???

- LMAO when she said “You’ve apparently been teaching here for 70 years” and he was like “You’re thinking, ‘he doesn’t look old enough’ “ and she said no. HIS FACE 😂

- “One time you were supposed to give a lecture on physics but you started ranting about poetry” “They’re the same thing.”

- Like they did a weird job with the Heather girl??? I ultimately felt bad for her but she was like shady right from the start it was strange

- Like every time Bill was around her I was like “honey reel in your thirst just far enough to realize this situation has me nervous” omfg

- w h a t  i s  i n  t h e  v a u l t

- Am I like…the only person who doesn’t like Nardole? I never have tbh he just feels shoved in there

- Like his whole spiel about wanting to make sure the Doctor’s dealing with River’s death okay at the end of the Christmas special was sweet but like??? He feels out of place and hasn’t properly done anything yet???? Idk it feels like someone inserting an oc into their fanfic re-write of the show but not knowing how the oc can actually effect the plot

- The Doctor has been a college professor for at least 70 years like…is the TARDIS okay? I can’t imagine she enjoys being parked in his office or the ‘out of order’ sign omg

- Yes, yes I am worrying about a sentient machine’s feelings leave me alone

- “I see my face all the time- never liked it, it’s all over the place, having expressions when I’m trying to be enigmatic.” MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- “Why are you running like a penguin with his ass on fire”

- When she asked the Doctor if he knew about sci-fi. A++

- He was so swept up in figuring it out before he snapped back and was like nEVER MIND SWEET CHILD PLEASE GO AWAY ITS PROBABLY JSUT WATER lmao

- Can we as a society please stop setting creepy moments in fiction in bathrooms??? Like I’m fucking over it

- And honestly??? I’m so PISSED about the thing in the shower drain holy shit after years of having issues with drains because of “it” and I finally start fucking getting over that only for Doctor Who to do this to me??? Why does this show always know my deepest paranoia shit and use it only briefly like WHY

- Anyway,

- Bill’s reaction to the TARDIS was HILARIOUS

- “What happened to the doors though did you run out of money?” LMAO

- WHAT IS IN THE VAULT

- I lost it when they ended up in Australia omfg that was good tegan screaming in the distance

- “IF YOU’RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET THAN WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR BOX IN ENGLISH IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

- “You’re…the first person to mention that…?” I WAS SCREAMING

- yelling ‘shark attack’ in a restaurant and it actually works? okay

- Why does Capaldi’s Doctor have such a penchant for traveling to the literal end of the universe??? This is the third or fourth time he’s gone there omfg

- Like he’s always like “no one will find us here” but like at this point? End of the universe would be the first place I’d check for him? lol

- 12 looked so proud of himself when he was called ‘silly’!!!! I’m so happy for him it’s a relief he’s out of the emo ‘what kind of man am I’ phase

- OKAY LISTEN UP

- WHEN THE DOCTOR GAVE NARDOLE A SPARE SONIC SCREWDRIVER

- DID WE ALL SEE THE DESIGN???

- BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S THE SONIC RIVER USED IN THE LIBRARY AND IF IT IS I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS I S C R E A M E D

- on a mildly related note: Nardole running around trying to sonic things and quietly screaming was THE MOST ME THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON TV

- I do shit with that exact attitude all the fucking time you don’t even understand I was looking in a mirror it was hilarious

- So question: Since when is the Dalek’s laser “the hottest fire in the universe”? Is that an already established thing I forgot about or like…did they just want an excuse to show the Daleks? lol

- so Creepy Water Demon Girl was chasing them through time and space solely because she thinks Bill is hot?

- R E L A T A B L E

- When Bill asked the Doctor how he’d feel if someone erased his memories and a slightly warped version of Clara’s theme music started playing??? I stabbed myself that was UNCALLED for I was NOT READY

- When the Doctor was having Internal Struggles™ and he told the pictures of Susan and River to shut up and then the TARDIS started making noises at him and he was clearly getting emotionally ganged up on I was YELLING that was so funny lmao

- Why was he so against travelling??? Why the same school for 70 years??? WHAT’S IN THE VAULT??? Who did he promise????

- The whole ending scene when he was inviting Bill on the TARDIS- idk I just really liked it?

- The lighting behind him from the ship, the mini speech, the music playing in the background??? I really dug it omg

- WHAT IS IN THE VAULT

- But no yes I???? Really freaking enjoyed the episode. Like it’s obviously not the best of the series or anything but I think it was a great opener and now I’m even more pumped for the rest of the season I’m so hype I can’t handle it omfg!!!!

Mother's Day (Isaac Lahey Imagine)

Summary: Today is Mothers Day, the day that Isaac and Danny (Your Son) makes you feel like the best mother in the world. 

Pairing: Isaac X Reader X Danny 

Fandom: Teen Wolf 

Season: I dunno, when do they have kids? 

AN: So it’s basically Winter where I live so I’m gonna make it Winter, yay??? 

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Originally posted by dylanobrienbaby

~*~*~ 

You lay in your bed, feeling all warm and cozy. The thick blankets cover over your shoulders as they feel so soft on you, like a cloud almost. You hug your soft/hard pillow as if it’s your husband (yeah, I just went there 😏) underneath you. But it wasn’t, that’s fine you much prefer the pillow, it’s his anyways. And it also smells like him (wow, creepy lol). 

The room full of darkness so you could easily sleep better. 

You feel calm and nothing could bother you. 

Wait a minute, if nothing is bothering you then something is definitely wrong. Where is Isaac? He usually wakes you up with kisses and playing with your hair. 

You open your E/C eyes quickly as you push the covers off of you as you ran towards the kitchen.

You hear sounds of a child whispering loudly and giggling, and a sound of a man that’s quietly whispering. You look to see that it was the two boys that you both love. 

You see his caramel brown curly hair that looks so soft, his tall muscular body leaning over the child. His wearing a grey shirt and plaid blue pyjama/pajama pants with slippers on. 

You see the child next to him. His caramel brown hair not curly as his fathers but more similar to yours. His green pyjama/pajama shirt and pants with black slippers tells that he got out of bed a few minutes ago. 

You smile widely as you lean on the wall, watching your two boys.

“What are you doing?” You ask, you see the two boys turn around to face you. One jumped as he didn’t notice you, and that wasn’t your son but Isaac. Your son giggles at his father as Isaac has a look on his face, a face of innocence. 

“Morning Mummy/Mommy!” Your son smiles brightly as he runs up towards you and hugs you tightly, you smile as you hug him back. “Happy Mummy/Mommy Day!” He says as you smile brightly.

“Thank you Danny.” You say as Danny lets go of you and rushes back towards the table to grab something that is wrapped up. He hands it to you as you smile and pick it up from him. 

“It’s your Mummy/Mommy Day present!” Danny says excitingly as his big bright E/C eyes looks into yours. You smile warmly as you look at the present. 

You see Isaac walking towards you and Danny as he sits next to you as Danny sits on Isaac’s lap. 

You start unwrapping it neatly as you can across a photo frame, the photo inside has a photo of you and Danny when he was born. You’re sitting up in the hospital bed with baby Danny in your arms. You smile widely as you look over at Danny and smile. 

“There’s also a card in there. Daddy helped me write it.” Danny says as you grab the gram and put it next to you. You found the card as it says Happy Mummy/Mommy Day! You open the card to see your son’s hand writing as you began reading. 

Dear Mummy/Mommy 

You’re the best Mummy/Mommy ever! Even though you’re not Superman, but you’re Supermum/Supermom! And not everyone has a Supermum/Supermom like me. I’m glad to have you as my mummy/mommy, because you’re the nicest, caring, helpful and beautiful mummy/mommy ever! I never mean to say those mean things when I’m angry, I just get angry. But I love you just the way you are, and nothing can change the way you are. I love you mummy/mommy, and I hope that you love my card! 

XOXO 

Love Danny❤️ 

You start to feel the tears forming in your eyes as you look over at Danny who is smiling. 

“Thank you so much Danny, and I do love your card.” You say as you kiss his forehead. 

Isaac turns to face you as he wipes your tears away, you look at him and smile widely as Isaac does the same. 

“Danny, why don’t you go and get breakfast?” Isaac ask as Danny nods and gets up to grab it. 

“How did we get such a beautiful kid?” You ask as Isaac chuckles as pulls you closer, you feel him kiss your head as he smiles. 

“I know right.” Isaac says as you smile. You look at him as he leans in, you feel his lips in yours as you give in. You kiss him back. 

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

(Let’s pretend that’s you and Isaac)

“I got the breakfast! Ew, stop sucking faces!” You hear Danny complain as you and Isaac stop and giggle. You look at Danny who has a mortified look on his face. 

“What’s that Danny?” You ask as he smiles. 

“Pancakes!” Danny said as he gives them to you as you grab them from him. You smile at both of your boys in front of you.

“How am I so lucky to have to handsome men in my life?” You ask out loud as Isaac chuckles. 

“Well I remember that Scott introduced me to you. And I’m just naturally handsome, that’s where Danny gets his charm from.” Isaac says smirking as he steals a piece of pancakes from your plate. 

“Yeah right.” You scoff as you and Isaac laugh. 

“I love you mummy/mommy and daddy.” Danny says as he grabs a pancake from your plate. 

“We love you too, Danny.”

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so um hi y’all. ikram here!! i’ve never made a post like this bc i never felt the need to but i’m feeling very emotional right now and everyone on my dash is feeling emotional right now. also my cat is very emosh right now. and this all resulted in me writing a long ass speech with little notes for everyone who has ever made me smile on here. i just wanted to make this post to let you all now that im very grateful for you. some of you i have never talked to because i’m shy and you intimidate me bUT i need you to know ur the bomb.com

💐 💐  these are for you, thank you for being such a beautiful soul. 

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slytherin!wonwoo

a soft headcanon from a soft stan like me ;) (lol jk soft from me is rare) 

also someone pls tell me if i am using the term headcanon right bc i just don’t kNOWW

genre : [ hogwarts!au ] ; [ f ] 

  • so like, obvi wonwoo is a slytherin
  • slytherins have a bad rep and all but rly he’s there bc he is very watchful and quiet and always listening; therefore v knowledgable but he doesn’t like to flaunt his intelligence; he’d rather keep things to himself
  • so you’re not rly sure why wonwoo has such a bad rep
  • he is v handsome like w o w but everyone is afraid of him?? even the other slytherins

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idk what this tag is (again lmao) but it’s everywhere and i was tagged by venus aka @yoonohwhat who literally said the sweetest thing about me ❤️and i hope i didn’t disappoint you👀probably did but okay

i was going to put a photo of hansol, but i always do that and i wanted to use this photo instead bc taEyOnG IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND FEEL LOVED but also bc im running out of photos of hansol to post lmfao sm pls debut the poor guy🙃❤️

 im going to tag a few ppl so @suhsexual (bc ily a lot and i feel blessed everytime you message me tbh👀) @nctreactions (bc i love ur ass and don’t leave me😽) @chani-babe (we need to talk more🙃) @yutaricano (my fave yuta stan) @oppafeels (bc i still feel so blessed i am 1/12 of the ppl u follow) @marksbuttertarts (still can’t get over how pretty u r so pls bless us again) @chittaporno (u r my saviour and i need to see more of u) @antiwhitewash (ive never seen ur face b4 also pls msg me lol) @markleetrashh (ur face is too cute) and anyone else who wants to do this! obvs not compulsory but it’d be sweet to see your faces 😇 i always tag the same people istg👀i need more friends or something literally

Lol at all the people going “This Howard is so nice??? And I like him? But he’s such a dick in canon???????” (I do check out the tags on my posts lmao does that make me creepy.)

Listen, okay, hear me out about this, because I have Thoughts and Feelings. Howard and Tony have so much in common and it kills me that in canon Howard is a drunkard who hits his kid. Like seeing him in Captain America was weird, knowing what he does to Tony. He seemed like an okay dude for a minute. And then there’s Howard in Agent Carter being kind of a sympathetic character and I’m just so mad sitting here screaming YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL!!!!!!! YOU AND TONY COULD HAVE CHANGED THE WORLD!!!!! I am a bag of salt and vinegar chips over this.

This is super self-indulgent. I saw Howard in Agent Carter and I just wanted to fix everything. Howard could have been a great dad if he’d moved on from Steve (and stopped drinking probably). It probably helps that Tony and Maria are werewolves. Howard’s a thrill seeker. What could be more thrilling than your wife and child being able to kill you? Admittedly Howard’s a bit of an odd duck in this but how is that any different from canon Tony lol.

I’m not saying to ship Narumitsu at all but lmao if you ship literal 17 year old Maya with adult mid-20s Phoenix then fuck you I’m 17 and I can assure you that is creepy as fuck

SoJ Maya??? Yeah, okay, I’m okay with that. I can deal with that. But the thing that creeps me out is that Narumayo was so damn popular BEFORE SoJ and that’s just…. not a good feeling for me. Like please stop fucking shipping minors with adults, and don’t do the whole “They’re 18 so it’s legal now lol” thing because that is ALSO creepy as all fuck. Like, the idea of an adult male legit waiting for a female to be 18 in order to have a sexual relationship is so fucking creepy.

Maya is literally my age in real time and I can assure you, I don’t give a rats ass if this 24 year old saved me from life in prison. I don’t care if he’s handsome. I wouldn’t fucking date him, because if an adult 24 year old male came up to me, who he KNOWS is a minor that he had just saved, and asked for some sort of relationship directly afterwards, I would get a million warning signals almost immediately. Because that’s CREEPY. And it’s debatably even CREEPIER if that same man waits until I’m a legal adult so that no one can call him out on just how creepy he is.

Y’all can have post-SoJ Narumayo all you want, but I’m firmly against the trilogy era version because it gives me so many damn warning bells. It terrifies me. 

I wonder if they know what they’re doing to us like when monsta x did the daycare thing and just caring for babies like actual babies and I fucking CRIED that entire episode and i’m not even that fond of children but I wanted to have theirs and it was a gross mix of a creepy grin and ugly sobbing on my face the entire time and then BTS and the pups please I can’t take any more I’d rather have them being rude as fuck on stage than tearing my heart out like this it hURTS I HOPE THEY KNOW THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PAIN

anonymous asked:

Hey there :) I love your writing so much and your taste in fics recs. I guess amazing writers recognize equally talented work. While I love reading fanfic, I've been trying to get into reading books lately but am unsure of where to start. I was wondering if you have any book recs (really any genre is fine I trust your taste, but if you have anything with magical realism or an unnerving eerie horror vibe I'd love you to the moon and back)? thank you so much <3

Hey! Sorry to take so long to respond, I love this ask and I’m flattered that you want my recs!!

As for an unnerving eerie/horror vibe, I think Universal Harvester by John Darnielle would be something you might love, especially as a kind of starter book because it’s a very quick and absorbing read– one caveat is that if you like a mystery where everything is neatly explained at the end it will frustrate you, but even as someone who felt kinda ‘huh’ at the end, I enjoyed reading it a lot and would recommend. There are two skin-crawling moments in this book I will never forget, it’s so effective. I need to read more horror but I’m very squeamish about both gore and psychological horror so it’s hard for me to find stuff like this that’s effective and scary without disturbing me too much.

I wish I had more magic realism recs (I wanted to like Kelly Link, jfc I really tried ;___;) but the only thing that’s coming to mind is One Hundred Years of Solitude, which is one of my favorite books and one I should reread since it’s been a while.

OH OKAY this is a somewhat corny book but if you have tolerance for romance (and if you like my stuff you probably do lol), I love More Than You Know by Beth Gutcheon– the ghost story is so fucking creepy! It has major character death but even though you can see it coming a mile away it didn’t feel cheap to me; it’s more about the MC’s memories than the romance itself. And I love this so much, from the opening: “Somebody said ‘true love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.’ I’ve seen both and I don’t know how to tell you which is worse.”

I have a lot of feelings about George Saunders these days but I lovedddd Pastoralia when I was first getting into contemporary short fiction and I still reread his older stuff sometimes. There’s some good surreal & creepy stuff in that collection.

My favorite book of all time ever is The Green Knight by Iris Murdoch and it’s surreal and creepy as fuck in places, but really in a more comic way than anything else, ultimately. If you read it and like it, I recommend everything by Murdoch, she’s my favorite writer.

I recommend Like You’d Understand, Anyway by Jim Shepard to everyone because it’s my favorite short story collection. If you’re just starting to get into reading short fiction I might start with my second favorite though, Birds of America by Lorrie Moore.

I read A Manual for Cleaning Women by Lucia Berlin last year and now it’s on my favorite books of all time list, it’s emotionally brutal though (but in such a satisfying way, if you’re up for that!)

Earlier this year I read Signs and Wonders by Alix Ohlin and it really impressed me. (I’m reading her older collection now and one of her stories has inspired a new Kylux idea in me lol…)

Now I’ll wander past my bookshelves to see if there’s anything else I need to mention….

OH: Observatory Mansions!! by Edward Carey. omg now I want to reread this. It’s super surreal and creepy in what I think is a unique way, at least in my relatively limited experience of contemporary fiction, and I still think of it often and feel attached to the main character. This is one of those books that probably had a lot of subconscious influence on my own stuff now that I think about it, I really need to reread it….

Gob’s Grief by Chris Adrian is frustrating as fuck but it’s another surreal and creepy novel that I sometimes consider rereading because a lot of it stayed with me and because the short story that got me interested in it (which became a chapter in this novel), Every Night for a Thousand Years, is one of my favorites.

Also The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint by Brady Udall is one of my favorite books and Letting Loose the Hounds is a good short story collection by the same author (the story about the moose. I’ll never forget it).

I also always recommend Passion by Alice Munro to anyone who likes romance. It’s one of if not my absolute favorite short stories, I reread it a lot.

I’ll stop there– thanks again for asking, and I hope you’ll enjoy some of these! <3

anonymous asked:

Gonna go out on a limb and say the people obsessed with trying to prove how much harry must love great guy Simon cowell are just as weird as the larries obsessed with talking about how much harry hates him lol. It seriously seems like some anti blogs are posting more angles of this simon/Harry hug than they even posted performance content. Some people seem way too fixated on doing whatever they can to prove larries wrong instead of just like... enjoying shit lmao. I don’t really get it.

…so most anti blogs are side blogs where they literally just debunk larrie bullshit. why would they post pictures or whatever on their anti blogs? doesn’t make sense. i feel like you probably know that, but are trying to suggest that antis are as creepy as larries and i have to disagree.

like to be real with you, every day that i’m in this fandom i hate larries more lmao. i hate how they lie and misrepresent things so they don’t have to adjust their lil tin hats, how they use their sexualities and being part of MY community to justify their shitty misogynistic and fetishizing behavior, how their bullshit is so pervasive in this fandom that they’ve essentially helped create an environment where people feel like they can call everything that happens in the boys’ lives that they don’t like a stunt so they can ignore it or shit all over women. so i’m grateful that there are people with the energy to call them on their bullshit and try to keep bad information from spreading to the rest of fandom more than it already does. i looked at a lot of blogs, and i don’t see anyone trying to prove how much harry loves simon: just that he did hug him and looked perfectly fine doing so and people dragging larries for being lying about it so they could reblog the picture.

sorry, i know this wasn’t the response you wanted, but my perspective on things changed a lot over this past year and in the last few months especially. i’ve been so disheartened by how ugly this fandom is and how lies and false info just spreads so rapidly and people eat it up because they want to believe it or they’re easily manipulated. seeing shit like that makes it really hard to enjoy fandom for me. i don’t always agree with things every anti says for sure, but i’m really not making fun of people who try to stop hate and lies from spreading or equating their behavior with what larries do.

anonymous asked:

Hey C! Can you recommend some fun bloggers that you talk to or that is interactive with their followers? You talk with so many people so I was hoping you could help me out. Thank you :)

hi baby!!! ✨✨✨ AHHH LSKDJFALJFSFAF YES OF COURSE ANON I GOTCHU!!!! lol omg I feel like I bother more people than I do talk to thme HAHAHAAHHAH but ya here are my fave angels that I bug everyday and/or is super interactive heh (I only tagged mutuals bc I thought it would be less creepy lol)!!!

💖👼💖 @cherryprincejin​ 💖👼💖 @lovingnamjin 💖👼💖 @jxdoraa 💖👼💖 @joonvaljoon 💖👼💖 @defendkimseokjin 💖👼💖 @fruitynamjoon 💖👼💖 @jungshiii 💖👼💖 @princeseokgenie 💖👼💖 @aseitas 💖👼💖 @sugaroons 💖👼💖 @je0n 💖👼💖 @jikooksgf 💖👼💖 @vantetae 💖👼💖 @kc-junghsk 💖👼💖 @namseoke 💖👼💖 @apricotmin 💖👼💖 @1stlove 💖👼💖 @sexy-rapmonster 💖👼💖 @blondekimseokjin 💖👼💖 @gamjin 💖👼💖 @bts420 💖👼💖 @vanillalattaes 💖👼💖 @jins1upgirl 💖👼💖 @namjoonsbby 💖👼💖 @herhobi 💖👼💖 @jinsasleep 💖👼💖 @heyexcusemeee 💖👼💖 @nochutae 💖👼💖 @taaeeter-tots 💖👼💖 @velvethoseok 💖👼💖 @bangtanroyalty 💖👼💖

anonymous asked:

imma be honest, I'm kinda mad that they had Yurio's shirt ride up in the PV. I understand that it was to kinda convey the mood of the song but still???

I am and always will be pissed about that lol like first off adults are drawing this so thats already a thin line two dont give the creepy adults more stuff to drool over yikes.

When I call yurio hot, well, yah, Im a fifteen year old sort of girl, he’s in my age range, its fine. But the amount of twenty year olds doing this crap? feels bad scoob