lol i don't know what i'm doing okay

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“…and it was then that Elrond first saw Celebrían, and loved her, though he said nothing of it.” - History of Galadriel and Celeborn.

(totally ridiculous and ooc I’m sure but just let me indulge myself in cheesy romantic subplots haha… I also have a Thing for nerdy, lovesick, lovingly-and-adorably-awkward-around-his-crush Elrond okay??)

Supposed to take place after this comic.

Also tumblr screws up the quality of this so click on each image to read it easier :’)

“At least Tamura admitted that Oga was not straight.”
– 
thebibi

100% accurate no lie

  • me: dan and phil uploaded a new video I'm excited about!
  • mom: if I guess something about it right, what do I get?
  • me: I don't know, a hug?
  • mom: okay, I'll take it
  • mom: dan is gonna scream obnoxiously at some point
  • me: lol
  • [10 minutes later]
  • me: [in the middle of watching the video]
  • mom: [from another fucking room]
  • I WON!
Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
  • Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
  • Christine: No thanks
  • Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
  • __________
  • Stephen: Crap
  • Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
  • Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
  • All the doctors: LOL you're not
  • Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
  • Christine: Fine...
  • __________
  • Stephen: .....I think I screwed up
  • Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
  • Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
  • __________
  • Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
  • Stephen: Okay
  • The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
  • Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
  • Mordo: *facepalm*
  • Stephen: I can't do magic!
  • The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
  • Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
  • _________
  • Wong: Here are some books
  • Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
  • Wong: You are not funny
  • _________
  • Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
  • Mordo: OH MY GOSH STPHEN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! STOP PLAYING WITH TIME
  • Wong: DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?!?!
  • Stephen: PUT THE GOD DAMN WARNING FIRST!!
  • __________
  • Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
  • Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
  • Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
  • Stephen: -_________-
  • ____________
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
  • Stephen: The ancient one is against him
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is the answer
  • Stephen: WILL YOU STOP?
  • Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
  • *Stephen gets stabbed*
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE HELP ME WHILE I FIGHT IN MY SUPER ASTRAL FORM WITH A CRAZY DUDE THAT IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MY SUPER AWESOME NEW CAPE
  • Christine: WHAT?!
  • ___________
  • Mordo: Cool cape man
  • The Ancient One: You will be defend New York, Master Strange
  • Mordo: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I AM RIGHT HERE, I WAS HERE FIRST, WHAT THE HECK? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE
  • Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
  • Mordo: Wait what?.....
  • __________
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE
  • Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
  • __________
  • Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
  • Stephen: Who am I to judge?
  • Mordo: KAECILIUS IS EVIL BECAUSE OF HER, EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT
  • Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
  • ........
  • *Everything is destroyed*
  • Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
  • Mordo: We are doomed
  • Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
  • Dormammu: No, you die
  • Stephen: Nope
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: YES
  • Stephen: NO
  • Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
  • Mordo: STEPHEN YOU BROKE THE RULES!!
  • Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
  • Stephen: Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
  • Mordo: BUT YOU BROKE THE RULES
  • Stephen: TO SAVE THE PLANET
  • Mordo: B*** I'm out

I call this  “stop listening to music and go to sleep” - a bumbleby bit of nonsense

——

“You know,” Yang’s voice broke through Blake’s concentration and she sighed before placing her thumb over the last word she’d read. “When I told Ruby and Weiss I wanted to stay behind and hang out with you, I thought we’d actually, you know, have a conversation.”

Blake gave Yang a derisive look. “You knew I was reading when you agreed to this, you’ve known me long enough to know that a good book is my top priority.”

Yang groaned as she threw herself down on Weiss’ bed. “Okay, this is true, but you’ve been reading that book for almost a week. Usually you go through books faster than the cafeteria food goes through—“

“Please don’t finish that sentence.” Blake cringed and saw Yang smirk out of the corner of her eye. “It’s a very big book.”

Keep reading

Here’s the big thing about shipping because it is a very fine line (and then this is the last time I’m talking about it okay? No more asks or PMs) and that is recognizing problematic behavior in ships themselves. Recognition that something that is abusive is abusive, know that it is that way, do not excuse it, do not sit back and say that it’s not because you are excusing abusers who can and will play the victim saying “well, I’m only doing this because this taught me that it was okay!” 

Most adults who use this excuse know that their behavior is problematic but they want to shift the blame away from themselves and now have the ability to do so because of all the kids yelling about how “content” is what causes abuse. 

It’s not, and it’s an insult to me, a survivor, that you think that abusive relationships are the cause of what you deem as “bad” content on the internet. 

The guy who was an ass to me did blame his attitude on shitty ass things like “It’s all I know, I’m trying to get better” and “I’m just afraid that you’ll leave”. He was the type of person who thought that relationships were supposed to be one thing and then reacted poorly when he realized that they weren’t. But his reactions, according to him, were never his fault and that’s the biggest damn lie he’s ever told.

Please stop giving people like him ammo to use against others who are young and don’t know any better. There are people who aren’t like me who won’t go “lol yeah okay ur a loser” immediately because they are exposed to things that make it seem like that kind of stuff is okay, that’s its normal.

(It’s not.)

On the other side, content creators like myself have to say that something is problematic if we write it but we can make it and put it under labels that say “hey, this is problematic, this is gross, let me show you it”. Art is supposed to explore the grittier side of humanity because if we don’t we’d have only fluff fics and that sounds like the most boring AU ever.

Recognize the difference between abuse and something that is not abusive, label it as such. No, you’re not a bad person for wanting to read/draw/write it but you have to acknowledge that it is problematic, that it’s not a representation of what you should look for in a relationship with other people.

The argument about hentai and how that child pornography in Japan has risen causing massive problems goes underneath it because a lot of people who are watching it are never shown that what they are consuming is problematic, they’re watching it and going “this must be how it is” and it’s not it’s fucking gross okay? That’s why content creators have to label the bad shit as bad and the good shit as good. 

You can write whump fics, you can put characters in horrible situations, but there is always a clear way to say that “hey, this is not normal and it’s not okay but that doesn’t make you a horrible person from wanting to read it”.

And stop calling things that are not abusive abusive because look, alright, all these kids are going to start getting really scared and you’re going to teach them really bad habits and they’re not going to recognize the problematic things when they do pop up in real life. 

Teach kids about consent, teach them about relationships, teach them about arguments, teach them about the bad and the good but don’t label the good as bad and the bad as good because they’re going to grow up thinking that way and it’s so hard for someone to unlearn something when they learned it as a child.

You don’t have to stop doing what you love; you just have to remind others that hey, this stuff is bad and unfortunately it happens but you can still read this and still enjoy it and then move on with the rest of your day.

  • Me: *typing Enchanted lyrics into the middle fo ShuKita fic on GoogleDrive*
  • Sean: what on earth are you doing now? lol
  • Sean: Nao, is Enchanted playing?
  • Me: *text is getting larger and larger with every 'that's how you know'*
  • Sean: omfg i'm laughing stop pls
  • Me: wait I got too loud too soon. *resizes several lines*
  • Sean: ohmygo
  • Sean: dskgnjsng
  • me: Now imagine poor Akira like
  • Me: "Why are you singing?"
  • Me: "WhY are thEY singing?"
  • Me: "Yusuke what is--oh they know the song too."
  • Me: "Okay sure."
  • Me: "Oh instruments."
  • Me: "And animals."
  • Me: "Sure."
  • Me: "Whatever."
  • Me: "I put up with Mememtos I can deal with this too."
  • Me: "Same shit, different tune."
  • Me: "nO i diD NOT MEAN SING ANOTEHR SONG"
  • Sean: OHMYGOD
  • Sean: SAVE THIS STUPID IDEA PLS
  • Sean: MAKE IT SO
  • me: "*pulls out his phone* Ryuji are you in on this I swear to god--"
  • Me: "WHY ARE /YOU/ SINGING?"
  • Me: "WE'RE ON THE PH--ANN STOP JOINING IN."
  • Me: "/I went to jail for all of you./"
Belarus introduces America to Russia as her boyfriend for the first time
  • Belarus: *leaves Russia and American alone*
  • Russia: So, do you have your own apartment already?
  • America: Uhm.. actually not... but I believe God will help me!
  • Russia: Okay, do you have a job?
  • America: No... but... I believe God will help me!
  • Russia: Alright, how are you planning to feed my sister and your children, if you have any?
  • Alfred: Er... I... don't really know yet.. but I'm sure God will help me with this one as well!
  • Alfred: *leaves shortly after a few more questions*
  • Belarus: *comes back*
  • Belarus: So, brother, how do you like him?
  • Russia: Well he's kind of a loser, but he is honest and I really like what he calls me.
Mordecai's Love Life Abridged - The Thrilling Saga
  • Mordecai: *sees Margaret*
  • Mordecai: HOLY S HTI I C ANNOT BREA THE SHE SMOKIN HOT
  • Rigby: Go ask her out! She seems nice...
  • Mordecai: lol wut
  • Rigby: Go ask lady pecs out
  • Mordecai: You kiddin me, I ain't doin that shit
  • Rigby: UGHHHGHGHGHGGHGHGH
  • *five episodes later*
  • Mordecai: Alright, imma do it. I'm gonna do it
  • Margaret: Hey dude wassup?
  • Mordecai: Do you wanna... fuck.
  • Margaret: WHAT?!
  • Mordecai: Nevermind NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *runs back to Rigby*
  • Rigby: Dude!
  • Mordecai: I tried man, I really did try
  • *he eventually makes up with Margaret and hangs around with her for four seasons not getting anywhere*
  • Mordecai: I'm gonna kiss that hot piece of shit
  • Rigby: Oh lord...
  • Mordecai: it'll be easy!
  • Rigby: DO IT OR YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR A DIAPER
  • Mordecai: wtf
  • Rigby: DO IT FOR THE VINE
  • Mordecai: Ughhhhhhhhhhh
  • Margaret: What's this shit I'm hearing about a bet?
  • Mordecai: No.
  • Margaret: FUCK YOU MORDECAI. FUCK YOU. *runs off*
  • Mordecai: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
  • Margaret: Oh you want me to save your sorry little ass from freezing to death? Tell me how you REALLY feel about me.
  • Mordecai: OKAY FINE I LIKE YOU, OKAY?
  • Margaret: *nearly kisses him*
  • Margaret: Fuck you you piece of shit
  • *a few episodes later*
  • Eileen: HORY SHIT GUYS A FUCKIN METEOR SHOWER IS GONNA HIT THIS TOWN WITH A BANG *inside her head* hello Rigby you rabie-filled hottie.
  • Mordecai: Cool! I'll be there.
  • Rigby: ACTUALLY DO IT THIS TIME YOU WUSS.
  • *meteor shower hits*
  • Mordecai: Uhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Rigby: DO IT.
  • Mordecai: Stahp im emotionally unstable
  • Old potato guy: Bruh
  • Mordecai: Ughhhhh. Yo Margaret you wanna kiss?
  • *makes out*
  • Margaret: That was a great meteor shower (what the fuck just happened)
  • *dates for awhile*
  • Mordecai: Yo Margaret
  • Margaret: Goin' to college! Fuck you.
  • *loud emotional crying from Mordecai*
  • CJ: Hey Mordecai, I'm a cool ass cloud that puts up with zero shit, have all the same interests as you, and I kill people. You wanna date?
  • Mordecai: gee, I don't know, you're pretty cool, but-
  • Rigby: DO NOT.
  • Mordecai: Fine.
  • CJ: sick
  • *hangs out for awhile*
  • Eileen: GO ON A FUCKIN DATE ALREADY
  • Mordecai and CJ: wut
  • Eileen: DO IT.
  • Mordecai: Fine, u down fo dis CJ?
  • CJ: sure
  • *date than ends with drama and Mordecai and CJ becoming canon*
  • Mordecai: I luv this cloud
  • Rigby: STAHP
  • Mordecai: What?!
  • Rigby: SPEND MORE TIME WIT ME
  • Mordecai: ... bruh
  • Rigby: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • *a few months later*
  • Margaret: Surprise bitch
  • Mordecai: THE FUCK
  • Margaret: I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • Mordecai: No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • CJ: Hey Morde-
  • Mordecai: Shut the fuck up
  • CJ: What?
  • Margaret: Hey CJ!
  • CJ: Hi, I'm Mordo's bitch now
  • Margaret: WAT
  • Mordecai: I, ummmm
  • Margaret: No, it's cool! You need to be happy!
  • Mordecai: thx
  • *hug*
  • Mordecai: I AIN'T LETTIN GO OF YOU
  • Margaret: ME EITHER
  • *makes out*
  • CJ: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
  • Mordecai: well shit
  • Margaret: oh...
  • *runs out crying*
  • Mordecai: NO PLZ FORGIVE ME
  • Eileen: Dis bitch is now my roommate. fuck you.
  • Margaret: you done fucked up Mordecai
  • Mordecai: ...
  • Mordecai: i fucked up. fuck
  • *the next day*
  • Mordecai: what up cj
  • CJ: why the did you invite me to this shithole of a coffee shop
  • Mordecai: idk what happened
  • CJ: Bitch plz
  • Mordecai: Here's a bunch of butt-shaped gifts
  • CJ: OH MY GOD I FORGIVE YOU I FUCKIN LOVE BUTTS
  • Margaret: IM GOIN TO CALL MORDY AT THE WRONG FUCKING TIME. YO MORDY
  • CJ: who the fuck is this bitch
  • Mordecai: The bitch I kissed
  • CJ: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
  • *more sad music*
  • Mordecai: fuck you margaret... fuck you...
  • Sad Sax Guy: IF YOU HAVIN GURL PROBLEMS I FELL BAD FO YOU SON I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE
  • Mordecai: shut up and help me cj fuckin hates my guts
  • Sad Sax Guy: Get the bitch you kissed here
  • Mordecai: Fine
  • *at the park*
  • Mordecai: Wut up bitch
  • Margaret: I don't want to get involved even though I should have stopped you from kissing me but I went along with it anyway, so fuck you.
  • Mordecai: You're a good friend
  • *hugs*
  • CJ: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
  • Mordecai: goddammit...
  • Sad Sax Guy: Lol just put up a bunch of cheap-ass performances fo her
  • Mordecai: thanks lmao
  • CJ: is this a fuckin joke
  • Mordecai: Yo up Cee- *gets hit by bus*
  • CJ: JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU OKAY
  • Mordecai: Yeah, thing is.... are you?
  • CJ: Feelin' great *slaps him on head with board* bye asshole
  • Rigby: Are you insane?!
  • Mordecai: lol wut
  • Rigby: STAHP LISTENING TO A WEIRD SHIRTLESS GUY WHO PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE FOR SOME WEIRD REASON
  • Mordecai: Ugh.
  • Sad Sax Guy: Go to your older bitch's house
  • Mordecai: You mean my mom's?
  • Sad Sax Guy: ...
  • *goes to mom's house*
  • Mordecai's Mom: You done fucked up Mordecai
  • Mordecai: I KNOW. HELP ME.
  • Mordecai's Mom: Sway her in.
  • Mordecai: Fine.
  • *goes outside*
  • Mordecai: Rigby, tell dis bitch to look outside
  • Rigby: Look outside
  • CJ: Awwwwwww...
  • *at hospital*
  • CJ: Why the fuck did you kiss that bitch
  • Mordecai: I HAD FEELZ FOR MARGARET AND SEEING HER BROUGHT DOS FEELZ BACK I'M SORRY PLEASE TAKE ME BACK IT WAS MY FAULT.
  • CJ: Fine.
  • *makes out*
  • Sad Sax Guy: Happy holidays, asshole.
  • *a month later*
  • Eileen: YOU GUYZ WANNA SEE SOME FUCKIN SEA TURTS
  • CJ, Mordecai, and Rigby: sure
  • Eileen: YO MARGARET YOU WANNA SEE
  • CJ: no
  • Eileen: wat
  • CJ: NO.
  • Eileen: Oh. Right.
  • *in the car*
  • CJ: you had to kiss dat bitch didnt u mordecai
  • Mordecai: I HAD FEELZ FOR HER I'M SORRY FO DA LAST TIME.
  • *drama with spa shit happens*
  • CJ: Goddammit.
  • *calls Margaret*
  • Margaret: YOOOOOOO CHECK OUT THESE ASSHOLES USIN' TURTLES FO THEIR SPA SHIT, HOW DA FUCK DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ANIMAL CRUELTY?
  • *a bunch of shit goes down*
  • Eileen: THX MARGARET FO SAVING OUR ASS
  • CJ: I called her u know...
  • Eileen: CJ AWWWWWWWWWW
  • *group hug with margaret*
  • CJ: bitch what the fuck do u think you're doing
  • Margaret: #awkward
  • Eileen: SHUT UP AND HUG ME
  • CJ: i came to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • *a month later*
  • Mordecai: HOLY SHIT A PARTY IS GOIN DOWN AT DAT OTHER BITCH'S HOUSE. YO C-
  • CJ: lol no i'd rather pick up garbage than do that
  • Rigby: Oh right, because-
  • Mordecai: Shut the fuck up Rigby. Look, I'll get u some of dat cake cause u a bae.
  • CJ: THANK YOU MORDECAI *hugs*
  • Mordecai: *sees Margaret*
  • Mordecai: NOPE *runs into bathroom*
  • Rigby: dude... what the fuck...
  • Mordecai: I AIN'T FUCKIN ANYTHING UP IN HERE
  • Rigby: bruh...
  • Mordecai: Fine...
  • Margaret's Dad: YO DIAPER BOY I GOT A SEAT IN THE HELI FO YA YOU WANNA RIDE WIT DA FAM?
  • Mordecai: shit
  • *goes onto helicopter*
  • Margaret: How's the park? :)
  • Mordecai: FUCK HER RIGHT IN DA PUSSY
  • Margaret: stahp acting weird oh my god...
  • Mordecai: I HAVE TO U DON'T UNDERSTAND
  • CJ: lol so some bitch got burned by a river and... what the fuck is my bitch doing with that bitch...
  • Mordecai: oh no. don't.
  • CJ: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MORDECAI I AM DONE TRUSTING YOU YOU PIECE OF GODDAMN BIRD SHIT YOU CAN GO SUCK ON MARGARET'S EGGS FOR ALL I CARE *rages*
  • Mordecai: NO STAHP I'VE BEEN TELLIN YOU A HUNDRED FUCKIN TIMES I AM NOT WIT THIS BITCH ANYMORE
  • CJ: LIAR
  • *almost kills Margaret's parents*
  • Margaret: MOMMMMMMMMMMMM DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • Margaret's parents: well fuck u wanna do a mannonball into the pool
  • *lands*
  • CJ: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR *knocks Margaret off helicopter*
  • Margaret: I HAVE A BAE LITERALLY CALM THE FUCK DOWN CJ
  • Mordecai: lol wut
  • Margaret's dad: lol wut
  • CJ: lol wut
  • Margaret's Boyfriend: lol hi guyz wut up
  • Margaret: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN
  • Mordecai: thank god *lands helicopter*
  • CJ: *cries*
  • Mordecai: yo bitch i got u cake
  • CJ: you might as well take that cake and shove it up my ass mordecai
  • Mordecai: lol ok
  • CJ: IT's A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU MORON
  • Mordecai: oh
  • CJ: I FUCKED UP. I ALMOST KILLED DIS BITCH'S PARENTS-
  • Margaret: will u please stop referring to me as "bitch"
  • CJ: ANNNNNNYWAAAAYYYS I ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL OVER NOTHING
  • Mordecai: yeah u did that....
  • CJ: I HAVE TO LEAVE I'M HAVING FEELZ
  • *CJ runs off as "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi plays in the background*
  • *a few months later*
  • Margaret: zzzzzzzzz HOLY FUCK oh my god *shoves head on couch* EILEEN GET YOUR MOLE ASS IN HERE
  • Eileen: oh god not this shit again
  • Margaret: I don't actually have a bae! I made the whole thing up so CJ wouldn't kick my ass! WHAT DO I DO
  • Eileen: Tell the truth?
  • Margaret: bitch pls
  • *knocking on door*
  • Eileen: you know that bitch that almost killed your parents? well, she's here
  • Margaret: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE *opens the door*
  • CJ: Hey, Margaret! :3
  • Margaret: Hey, uh, CJ...
  • CJ: Look I'm sorry for pretty much the whole time that I've known you with killing your parents, destruction and all that other shit, but can we get to know each other a little bit? You can bring your bae if you want!
  • Margaret: KEWL
  • CJ: Awesome! *leaves*
  • Margaret: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
  • Eileen: Get Del here
  • Margaret: YO DEL CAN YOU PRETEND TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY FOR THE DAY
  • Del: lol sure
  • Margaret: RIGBY COME UP WITH A SCRIPT
  • Rigby: k
  • Del: *literally fucks everything up*
  • CJ: he cool
  • Margaret: ikr
  • Del: how you guys doing (ohhhhh dis is da best ass ive felt all my life)
  • Margaret: good I guess (get your fucking meat sticks off my ass)
  • Margaret: YOU'RE FUCKING EVERYTHING UP
  • Del: i know
  • Margaret: RIGBY DEL IS-
  • Rigby: fuck u bitch *hangs up*
  • Mordecai: i like del. hes pretty cool
  • Margaret: lol yeah
  • Mordecai: :>
  • Margaret: (oh my god mordecai's adorable as shit) DEL IS NOT ACTUALLY-
  • Bar: LOL HERE COMES A FUCKIN KISS CAM TO LITERALLY FUCK EVERYTHING UP. AND NOW LET'S "COINCIDENTALLY" POINT IT TOWARDS MARGARET AND DEL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Margaret: oh god i have to kiss this ass pincher
  • Del: come on gimme a kiss
  • Margaret: NO GO FUCK YOURSELF
  • Audience: shit
  • CJ: im sorry what the fuck did you just say
  • Margaret: HE'S NOT ACTUALLY MY BAE I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP SO YOU WOULDN'T KILL ME
  • CJ: lol that's fine except you fuckin lied to me u bitch.
  • Margaret: i know...
  • CJ: YOU HAVE FEELZ FOR MORDECAI DON'T YOU? YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME BUT I'M PUTTING YOU ON THE SPOT SO YOU KINDA HAVE TO
  • Margaret: OKAY FINE I DO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
  • Mordecai: oh fuck no
  • CJ: fuck u bitch
  • *storms out*
  • Margaret: Morde-
  • Mordecai: NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE IN THIS AWKWARD SITUATION
  • Margaret: fuck
I called you on Friday because I had gotten myself into trouble and needed some help, but you were on meds for the pain in your arm and couldn’t do much for me.
I was thinking about your voice when I called. We were laughing because I suck at whispering and you couldn’t understand a word I was saying. It was late and I was shocked you were even up but I’m so glad you were. I was thinking about how happy I was that we were friends.
But now I’m thinking about marching to your house, pulling your shirt towards me, and kissing your lips until all of the pain that comes with missing you is gone. There’s still so much love here and I’m not quite sure what you expect me to do with it.
—  Seven months later
Like a MOVING HEARTBEAT.

@xsakuraxohanax: Werewolf starter

Only a small sliver of the sun remained over the horizon of the Soul Society, the night coming upon them fast. Although part of him preferred the sunrise, there was no denying the rich beauty of the sunset, the sky lighting up in brilliant oranges and purples. It was like something straight out of a painting. The only thing he didn’t like about it was the night that always followed. Kew’s eyes were built for night vision, and while was nice to give his sensitive eyes a rest after a long day, it also reminded him of the dark world he used to call home. No matter how blinding the sun was, he would welcome it over anything that brought thoughts of that hellhole to mind.

Kew had left the Seireitei early in the evening, making his usual journey past the Rukongai to the barren, desert-like outskirts. Sometimes he could find hollows to eat here, but if he had any other choice, he wished he didn’t have to. It’s always so nerve-wracking, because what if someone catches him? His only other option was to starve! … Watching the sunset usually put his mind at ease.

Eh? That sweet smellNo way. Why now? What’s he doing here!?

BLACKY! What a pleasant surprise!” Kew barks, a forced smile on his face as he looked towards the source of the familiar scent. Maybe if he’s nice, the captain will leave him the hell alone so he can curb his damned hunger. “What brings you ‘round these pa– … Hm?

Something’s off.

5sos favorite quotes
  • Ashton: "Tadpoles are baby turtles!" "Michael you are yelling!!" "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog." "When you've got nothing you have a lot to fight for." "I WILL NOT GET A HAIRCUT" "A girl flashed me today so I flashed her back." "Canadians speak french?!!??" "I just swore, you can't post this anywhere!" "Holy balls cockatoo" "I look like my mum"
  • Calum: "Least ya know what it looks like now." "Sell the kids for food." "You can't let the time slip, you gotta just live in the moment." "Did I invite you to my barbecue? No? So why are you all up in my grill?" "I'm tight and I'm bright." "Cuddle???" "I just took an online viking test." "Today or tomorrow it had a bom on it and it blowd up. THE END" "fuck you guys for not telling me"
  • Luke: "I hate this band." "I'm a ballerina." "Guys, I'm really trying here..." "I lub you." "You can't sit with us." "#votw5sos cause we love to party- I laughed for 10 minutes, #vote5sos sorry" "Find something that makes you happy and don't let anyone take it away from you." "I don't know what to do." "I love Michael." "Snapback Michael gives me life." <strike>"Why's my penis so bent and weird?"</strike> "Calum is daddy af"
  • Michael: "Shut up, Luke." "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." "Can you see me on there? [yeah] Can you see me? [yeah yeah yeah it's on there] You can't see me, can you? [yeah i can] Can you? [yeah] Promise? [i promise] See my face? [yeah] Is it on there? [yeah] Okay." "I am currently painting, wtf" "Got white paint on my shirt. AND IT LOOKS LIKE SEMEN HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHDHEHEHEHHEHELOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOOLL"

anonymous asked:

Maybe for ground blake siblings headcanons do when they first got to earth? I didn't send the other ask but that would be interesting lol

this has been sitting here for a while but?? i don’t know what to say but okay

- atom was her first like real kiss (i do think bellamy pecked her lips in a totally nonsexual way like once because she was getting emo about never having a life outside their cabin)

- octavia was stoked about getting locked up, actually, because it meant she got to socialize even though she was awkward af

- she would sit and watch people interact to learn how to do it. in doing this, she watched some guys do like the hang loose sign (probably as a joke, and they weren’t serious about it), and adopt it. that’s why she does it when jasper reaches the other side of the river. she actually thinks it’s a thing, but we all know it’s not lol.

- while some people were allowed visitation rights (like raven with finn), due to the severity of the crime, he wasn’t allowed to see her at all.

- bellamy tried to give her hector, though the guards, (her stuffed whatever) but they confiscated him and tore him open to check for drugs or extra rations. she was given the torn up doll. needless to say she hella cried. she was able to stitch him up and brought him down to earth.

- she had a tally mark thing going on in her skybox room. like on the wall. up until her 18th birthday.

- when she heard that they were going to earth, like part of her was stoked and the other part of her had a panic attack because it meant losing her brother

- she’d put on a smiley brave face a lot. because she’s trying to connect with people and shake the guilt at being alive thing. like why the fuck did you have me mom. she had a lot of repressed anger, resentment, and frustration building up while locked away. WHY AM I GETTING PUNISHED FOR SOMETHING MY MOTHER DID. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO SUFFER FOR THE DECISIONS OF OTHERS. idk she’s salty.

- okay but when they land i think they def have a moment where she’s you and me, let’s just leave and explore, blah blah. we don’t need anyone else. we can just take anything we can carry and leave. and normally that would be enough for him? but i think he’s feeling the freedom of not having to be RESPONSIBLE as much anymore. and she’s also so stoked to just exist and live and explore. and then it turns into this mess of wTF because of the grounders. anyway. yes.

- the jumpsuit she’s wearing is her mom’s old jumpsuit.

- i think bellamy told her about butterflies. like he learned it in one of his classes and ever since then she was obsessed. and idk she really identifies with them. so seeing one. and seeing it glow– gave her so much HOPE that she could now break out of her cocoon.

this is all so scattered idek what you’re asking of me but yes good these are more ark based, but, there you go

right now, all these people are like OMG, TWO GUYS FINALLY BECAME A CANON COUPLE IN A SPORTS ANIME, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!!!!! and yes i get their point but

don’t forget about… this, you know???

(hint: “this” = makoharu, hello, this is a makoharu blog here. XD)

just because they weren’t as blatantly physical doesn’t mean there was not a TON of meaning and depth and words and beauty and emotions and just… so much stuff. seriously!! wow!!! makoharu is mind-blowing!! i’ve been stunned and blown away over and over again by this ship. there are so many reasons why makoharu is canon and i don’t want people to think that it’s not that much, or it’s something less, or something not as real, just because it’s not portrayed/expressed in the same way as other ships that people are getting excited about and saying “this type of thing has never ever been canon before and blah blah blah”

and it’s weird because i actually like that ship and really do understand why people are saying this. but still, IT MAKES ME KINDA SAD OKAY. XD i have mixed feelings. like do you have to say it as if every other sports anime male/male relationship didn’t get very far and doesn’t mean much?

i… i’’m getting a little salty over this lol

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The best part about this scene is the look Magnus gives Alec. You can honestly see how much he loves him already. 

I was really worried about posting this photo considering I’m showing a lot more skin than I usually do.. I’m always wearing stockings and dresses that hide my tummy.. But I thought why the hell not. I think I look okay. I’m not skinny but I think I need to become more body positive. I’m tired of hating what I look like. I know most posts about body positivity have people wearing next to nothing but I don’t think I’m ready for that much just yet. Baby steps!

sailordes  asked:

Okay, so I've been trying to find a gif of anise. It's the parasite episode and at the end she says friends really creepy?? I've been searching for an hour, but I also don't know what I'm doing lol. Do you think you could find one/make??? Please??

Sorry I took a bit long to answer @sailordes, but here you go:

I don’t know which one you wanted so I made all of them (hope they load). Have fun!