lol i can't with their stage names

ipurpletigers  asked:

Hello my name is Lisa-Grace and I'm 19 years old. I am a new fan to big bang and I was wondering can you tell me something about them? Like tell me stuff I can't Google myself because I stayed up until 8 this morning googleing (stalking) them.

Ok, let’s get started!

Seungri:
Real name is Lee Seunghyun (also known as lil seunghyun because Top’s name is also Seunghyun)
B-day: December 12th 1990 (24)
Stage/nick names: V.I, Victory (Seungri is Korean for victory), Panda (because of his dark circles), Ri, flawless bitch(lol), Gwangju prince, Gwangju’s troublemaker (according to himself), Lord Seungdevort(unofficial), Lord Seungri(yeah i know), GD’s Panda bear(jk but he is).

From Gwanju, the makne of the group(youngest), vocalist and lead dancer, him and TOP are the visuals of the group according to himself, actor, songwriter, attention seeker(hah), incredible funny(weird sense of humor hahah…sometimes sexual), misunderstood a lot, people think he’s a playboy and what not (but he’s actually the nicest guy ever and he wants everyone to feel special, the best at fan-service, literally does everything for his fans (and we love him for that), he does whatever it takes to fulfill his goals, very close to not being put in Big Bang(check out BB’s documentary) but he proved YG wrong and earned his spot rightfully (Beast’s Hyunseung also tried out but he didn’t make it, it’s all good because he’s really successful too now and BB supports him (his personal fanboys lol)), was on Battle Shinwha before that (a reality show in the search of the next Shinwha but didn’t make it tho), has a solo career of his own besides BB (and he made beautiful music despite the fact that he didn’t get much time, GD helped with his first album), a master at languages (Korean (duh), English(it has improved a lot), Japanese (fluent), Mandarin(still learning). Loves being called cute (and tries really hard), he also likes being called sexy tho(like Top lol), incredible confident (he loves himself sometimes to the point of being cocky but can you really blame him???), very social (the others hardly have friends lol ok maybe GD has some too), loves it when vips say he’s their favorite in Big Bang, professional twerker, has amazing fashion sense these days, amazing dancer (has an academy where a lot of other rookies and idols attend and obv he’s the best, just ask J-hope), bought his mom a cafe (called AND.here), forever the victim of evil bitch YG (deep down YG loves him, the teacher is always the hardest on his best student), excellent MC (like Daesung), has a promising future as CEO (the next YG, he kinda already is), has a lot of idol friends but seems to be really close friends with FTIsland’s Jonghoon, was in a “girl group” named Wonder boys with Taemin(SHINee), Shindong(Super Junior), Eunhyuk(Super Junior), Jo kwon(2AM), loves to be on variety shows (esp Strong Heart), also been in Japan a lot and been on japanese variety shows, also wants to be a white horse(he was born in the year of the horse so he is a horse), practices Jiu Jitsu, loves taking selfies (when he learns a pose he will actually continue to do that until he learns a new one), has done musicals, business man (that’s why he’s the next CEO), if he wasn’t a singer he would be a recreation instructor(everyone else would still be a singer i read that Taeyang wanted to be a gag man tho but not sure if it’s true), hardcore Nyongtory/G-ri shipper(Nyongtory derives from Jiyong and victory), same person on and off-camera(he doesn’t give a fuck and speaks his mind so the other members usually have to be careful and watch his mouth, he used to be worse believe it or not). Seungri is a very transparent person so it’s pretty easy to find out how he is as a person. The others are more reserved.

Taeyang:
Real name is Dong Youngbae
B-day: May 18th 1988 (27)
Stage/nick names: Sol, Bae, Youngbae, YB, “Yejungbu’s top fist/punch” (according to Seungri), sexy beast(unofficial), he is also called every variation of the word ‘hoe’, baebae, baeby, (also Taeyang is korean for Sun, because his passion will burn you, and because he’s hot)

From Seoul, second oldest, the main dancer and main vocalist, songwriter, sexy beast on stage and cute and cuddly off stage, he’s pretty confident but he’s also pretty shy by nature, also hard-working like Seungri but prob more of a perfectionist, judgmental bitch (he may not say things out loud but we all know he’s judging on the inside), ready to be a father tbh (just ask Tablo), really caring as well but doesn’t know how to show his feelings (he tries sometimes tho), instead he just fights them (esp Seungri, he’s loves that bitch but Seungri rejects him at times because GD owns his heart lol, poor bae just wants to be loved, luckily he has a gf now YAY!), the captain of the Baeri ship (my fave ship), was supposed to debut with GD as a duo but plans changed and they all (except for Hyunseung) became a part of Big Bang(but it’s all good because GDYB still happened), lethal smile (and cutest eye smile), also has a solo career besides BB (beautiful music as well), really good at speaking English (he’s Seungri’s personal English teacher), low key attention whore as well (he loves when fans pick him as their fave too and when they scream his name), good cook (the best cook among them all), loves kimbap lol, been in YGE since he was 12 years old, doesn’t really hang out with other idols (lol what a loser…i am kidding), does he really need other friends BB is enough for him, religious, only dream was to become a singer, was a child actor (he was so cute), has tattoos(i don’t keep a track of the amount), had a dog named Boss(RIP), he got a new dog that’s called ‘Homie’, good at maintaining his abs even tho he indulges in not-so-healthy foods, has killer eyebrows, considers Daesung his soulmate (because he’s the member that’s most like him).

Daesung:
Real name is Kang Daesung
B-day: April 26th 1989 (26)
Stage/nick names: Dae, Daesungie, angel, D-lite, dangerous kang (hahah), “Oryudong’s killer smile” (according to Seungri), sunshine, D-dae (because his hotness kills, ok no one calls him that but they should), also Daesung is Korean for succeeding/becoming big etc.(not 100% sure tho)

From Seoul as well, second youngest, lead vocalist, actor, will always lend you money, huge in Japan (the most popular after the emperor of Japan!!! and also incredible sexy to his Japanese fans), the cutest guy ever (he’s actually perfect), very brave, seems innocent but prob isn’t (yeah don’t fight me on this one), variety KING (i swear no one else is funnier, they can try but he will always be the best and we all know that), Born MC (so is Seungri, they’re really good at a lot of the same things actually and they’re both pretty successful in Japan too), also has a solo career (mainly in Japan), also fluent in Japanese , done trot music as well (these maknes are no ordinary maknes), loved by TOP, good listener and helps everyone else, he’s not good at opening up tho (i feel you Dae), he’s not really selfish and sensitive but at the same time a really strong person, religious, has amazing skin (please spill some more beauty secrets Dae!!), when he smiles your life will be improved by 100% (it’s science), the only one that doesn’t have social media (but luckily the others upload selfies with him so it’s all good), developed sociophobia and stage fright when they debuted because he thought he wasn’t as talented as his fellow member (luckily artist Gummy helped him overcome all that and became a close friend of his), has done musicals, even tho he has this reputation of being a smiling angel it’s also a defense mechanism,(he’s still a human being), scared of haunting houses, good at taking care of his health.

G-Dragon
Real name is Kwon Jiyong
B-day: August 18th 1988 (26)
Stage/nick names: GD, ji, jiyong, “Little man of Itaewon” (according to Seungri), goat, goat-dragon, goat master, Dony’s loverboy(i am making up a lot of these nick names but we all know he is lol), (Jiyong literally means G-dragon G=Ji, Dragon=Yong, he was also born in the year of the dragon)

Also from Seoul, third youngest, lead dancer, main rapper, leader, face of the group, songwriter (he’s a genius ok, just look up all the songs he’s written), writes songs as often as i am on tumblr, most likely to become a dad first(he would be an amazing dad, and he knows it), fashionista (he attends a lot of fashion shows, so he meets all these designers/models/celebs, Karl Lagerfeld has given him clothes to not only him but his fellow members too (poor daeri tho, they only get scarves and shitty stuff tho haha), born celebrity (even when drunk just ask Seungri), into historical kdramas, loves to cuddle and sleep with Seungri and misses him like crazy when he’s away (we all know he does, lol he doesn’t even hide it), harcore Nyongtory/G-ri shipper as well (he literally always has to be around Seungri (he’s obsessed ok, he even said that he would date Seungri if the members were females lol), he’s an honest person and sadly he gets a lot of hate for it, one of the richest persons in South Korea (isn’t he the richest idol ever?, he has a a black card to prove it(is it a rumor? even so we all know he’s rich AF)), has nice legs, also has a solo career (you would think they would give other groups a chance but no, when they aren’t united their solo activities does really well on the charts as well), other than being in GDYB he has also been a apart of the subunit GD&TOP, he debuted first in Litte Roo'ra but after a few years the company decided to disband them, was an SM trainee for 5 years(obv that didn’t work out), trainee at YGE since he was 13(alongside Taeyang, that’s why they’re BROS FOR LIFE, he even wanted a tattoo in honor of their friendship but Bae was against it), debuted with BB in 2006, YG’s fave person(YG literally sees money when he looks at GD), besides knowing Taeyang since they were kids he knew TOP from school (they were friends too, RAP BROS FOR LIFE), their friendship was dead for a while but GD contacted him again when YGE was looking for talents, claims that he started rapping because of the Wu Tang Clan,  has a bunch of tattoos(again not sure about the amount), recently he opened his art exhibition called peaceminusone.

T.O.P:
Real name is Choi Seunghyun (aka big Seunghyun since Seungri is lil Seunghyun)
B-day: November 4th 1987 (27)
Stage/nick name: TOP, T.O.P, bingu top or just bingu, (s)tahp (lol jk no one says that), Top gun(ok no one calls him that i just wanted to add it), the “Unmatched Beautiful Man of Jamshil” (according to Seungri)

From Seoul as well, a dance God according to himself, oldest, lead rapper, visual, songwriter, actor, got the stage name TOP by Se7en (doesn’t have a special meaning, just that’s he’s top in everything he does hah, also when you spell out top that’s how you pronounce it), used to be an underground rapper with the name Tempo, childhood friends with GD, later auditioned for YGE (rejected at first but proved them wrong the second time and also lost some weight(because they said he was too chubby) and got in), also has a solo career and like i mentioned he was a part of the subunit GD&TOP, loves Daesung to death (he’s what GD is to Seungri basically), these hyungs have an obsession with their maknes (poor maknes getting overly loved, no actually poor Taeyang who doesn’t have anyone to pair up with in the group, he’s still trying hard, Seungri will have to give in at some point.. i should mention that hyung means brother (bro to bro) if you didn’t know), attracted to chairs (chairs are sexy ok..jk he isn’t…sometimes i think he is tho…), highly interested in art (just look at topstagram), momma’s boy, actually very shy but really sweet and kind, very chill person but weird (but who isn’t???), really private person, awkward (but that makes him more lovable), they’re all jealous of his beauty (who isn’t??), not very good at expressing his love either so he’s more subtle (unlike Seungri and GD ahah…TOP isn’t always subtle tho..), which is why Todae(Top & Daesung) is so alive. 

Big bang always love to treat their fans so they have made a lot of kdrama parodies(just watch and see what happens, i don’t wanna spoil anything), they have also made Big Bang TV where we can see how they are in real life (or at least to some degree, they will be making individual TV’s this month too, they promised but where the hell is it?!?!?), Big Bang was considered to be named Diamond(thank God they changed it), T.O.P was almost called Mark(what…?), Daesung was Big Castle (WTF), Seungri was Sonic(sonic the hedgehog lol), Taeyang was Taekwon(apparently he did use that name for a while tho when he and GD were a duo), not sure about GD (that bitch spared himself). 

Hope this helped!