lol i am never on tumblr anymore

anonymous asked:

nonbinary ppl don't exist, this was created by tumblr ppl lol. you are either a man or a woman, cis or trans..

I can feel snot running down my upper lip as my vision blurs. I must look positively crazed right now.

My Victorian servants are rolling their eyes at me, as if they’d expected such a reaction and yet are exhausted by it.

“You never existed! This–” my maid waves wildly around her, at the crimson manor that housed me all these years and the dead and twisted tree under which I buried grand-papa on my sixth birthday “–isn’t real!”

“B-but–”

“Illusions, child,” my butler says, a crooked grin growing on his face, like a crack in his parched skin. “Illusions weaved by the people of Tumblr.”

I lose my balance and fall.
As I lay there, disoriented, I notice autumn leaves rustling on the ground through my slowly fading feet.

“Tumblr?” I ask.

My servants (or where they even ever mine?) break into laughter.

“Yes, Tumblr, my child,” my butler says, his voice croaking, “a fairy realm on the left of Avalon.”

“Well,” my maid interrupts, “on the right if you’re coming from Glastonbury.”

“Either way!” My butler shouts, before exchanging a sour look with his wife. “You were never real! Your whole existence, a mere trick from Tumblr!”

I am not listening anymore. I try to wipe my face clean but my hands are gone. I look down at where my legs used to be and see empty pyjamas.

As I fade into oblivion, to the sound of my old servants bickering about traffic, my mind conjures one final thought:

fuck u i’ll keep callin myself nonbinary lol

You Reckon Cindy's Taken?
Final Fantasy XV
You Reckon Cindy's Taken?

So I had to make this into an audio file since Tumblr is being a meanie and even though I have 3 minutes and 40 seconds left of video upload today it’s telling me I can’t upload anymore video…ANYWAYS…

I got this dialogue running back to Hammerhead to get the Regalia. I have never heard it before…ever…and I was a little surprised how Gladio was like “curious as I am to see” when asked about Cindy lol

and lol at Prompto sounding semi sarcastic when calling Gladio a Casanova.

Prompto: You reckon Cindy’s taken?

Gladio: Don’t think so.

Noctis: And you’d know.

Gladio: Not exactly hard to tell. A guard like hers doesn’t come down easily.

Prompto: Even to a Casanova like you?

Gladio: Curious as I am to see, my priority’s keeping His Highness safe.

starklinqs  asked:

O I J

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

a little yeah. I used to be into Sherlock here on tumblr but I…..am not anymore. I still enjoy the show though. 

J - Name a fandom you didn’t think about until you saw it all over Tumblr. (You don’t have to care about it or follow it; it just has to be something that Tumblr made you aware of.)

errrr brooklyn 99 and Sense8?? I had never even heard of them until tumblr lol 

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

oooh i like this one. I put my spotify on shuffle and got intertwined by dodie clark and honestly it reminds me of Grant/Roe *sighs dreamily* 

thank you for the ask!! 

when someone talks shit about you
  • 7th grade: omg they said what! that's not even true, like what the frickle frackle! i trusted them with my life and my deepest secrets! there is no going back! i am so hurt and never recovering! they cant just say that! i am such a nice person! what made them think they could do this! i cant even be in a room with them anymore! !!!!!!!!
  • now: lol yea im a lil hoe

So here I am, again. I wanted to make a post last Christmas season for a follow forever but due to my busy schedule because of my business I didn’t get to make one. So here I am actually making one.

I want to thank each and every one of you.. most especially my followers. without you, i wouldnt be actually updating my blog anymore if it weren’t for you guys.

I would want also to thank for the people whom I follow because you guys fill up my dash with never ending updates of our boys. 

I once told myself that when I get a thousand of followers I would make a giveaway but right now my followers increased and increased as time goes by and I never once did a giveaway (because i’m broke guys. lol). I had this tumblr since 2011 and I am that you guys sticked to me from the start. I hope you guys find my blog nice and up to date. Okay, I am now rambling and saying nonsense stuff again so here goes for my follow forever 2014 edition :)

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I love you guys so much~ thank you for being friends with me and for talking to me when i message you guys!