lol how do i spell it

Shit People Say to Witches

- “You know harry potter isnt real, right?”
- “Can you do a love spell for me”
- “PROVE IT!! SHOW ME A SPELL ON CAMERA!!!!¡”
- “You arent actually making that pendulum move, its just the wind”
- “So… I guess you havent read the bible”
- “Magic isnt real”
- “I liked the craft too but…”
- “So… Do you like, hex people?”
- “Awwwww. Ill pray for you”
- “Just dont curse me or anything lol”
- “So. You’re okay with going to hell?”
- “Can You do a money spell for me?”
- “sooo…. Do you like…. Sacrifice animals”

All of these have been said to me directly, its amazing how ignorant people are
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Victor Nikiforov // History Maker ❉ 

Fig chatter! (Q/A)
First off, i just wanna say thank you so much to everyone for all the super nice and encouraging notes! It always makes me to happy to see that my work is making people happy and your notes really help to motivate me to do my best at this comic!

Yep!!! That manga is one of my favorite things in the whole world so it really really influenced my comic.


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anonymous asked:

two things in 12x10 that don't get enough acknowlegment: 1. the way Cas reacts when Sam calls benjamin's vessel his "friend", acting shifty and glancing towards dean. 2. Dean trying to call Cas but only waiting for two rings (Dean generally being impatient when Cas could be in danger) while Cas feels the need to search for his phone right afterwards.. perhaps sensing some longing? Also, i know Cas uses the phone to be more human but i do miss Dean's emotional prayers lol.

Tbh there has been so much Destiel this season… some parts that in the past might have been meta-d over for weeks just kinda were like “oh yeah, #married, as usual”!

“She’s not just his vessel, she’s more than that” “She’s his…friend” “Yeah…”

And all this #married nonsense while Dean is berating Cas for not being as careful as he reckons Benjamin was, putting himself in needless danger:

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

How Dean starts out pissy because Cas put himself in danger in order to save him, how Cas isn’t having ANY of his shit, and Dean just can’t help himself worrying straight back about Cas the moment he is out his line of sight…

Originally posted by casti-lel

Originally posted by bringmepieassbutt

Cue: acting like actual husbands so much so that the bad guy susses it out in 5 seconds flat and proceeds to use it against them BOTH.

Originally posted by disneyandthefamilybusiness

Then as soon as shit hits the ACTUAL fan, Dean is all “OMG CAS MIGHT BE IN DANGER I MUST RUN TO HIM AND TREAT HIM LIKE A BABY BIRD AND PUT MYSELF RIGHT BACK IN DANGER FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WAS PISSED AT HIM BECAUSE ITS OK FOR ME TO DO IT FOR HIM BUT NOT FOR HIM TO DO IT FOR ME BECAUSE ITS LOVE OK I DONT MAKE THE RULES”.

Originally posted by constiellation

And Sam knows ok?

Originally posted by out-in-the-open

Originally posted by weallneedcastiel

Sorry, yeah, this episode gives me all the Destiel feels.

I’m not even sure what this episode even is if not a massive “LOOK AT HOW ROMANTICALLY WE ARE WRITING THESE TWO JFC HAVE YOU LATCHED ON YET?!” from the writers to the general audience…

But yeah, they still have a ways to go to hammer it home, you know, cos they’re just bros and Dean is apparently straight, lol, I’m not gonna even go there on this post. As if 11 years of them doing this over and over again isn’t enough they have to actually spell it out, but I imagine that is what they’ll do in season 13, once we have seen Dean grieving like a widow much more blatantly than ever before, they kinda have to at this point or all this ‘relatively’ subtle stuff is for nothing. I say relatively cos for us it is blatant but eh, apparently not to everyone.

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Pfälzische/Palatine German

Palatine German or Pfaelzisch is a West Franconian dialect of German which is spoken in the Upper Rhine Valley.

based off of the language moodboards that @elnas-studies has been doing

3am
  • me: wow it's late and I'm super sleepy
  • ADHD:
  • me:
  • ADHD:
  • me: no? nothing? alright well I'll just
  • ADHD: you need to write a whole book right now
  • me:
  • ADHD: also see if that store has cool sweaters
  • me: listen
  • ADHD: also you need to reread harry potter immediately all of them
  • me:
  • ADHD: and do your eyebrows also maybe masturbate ? except you have a headache
  • me:
  • ADHD: let's talk about aliens tho
  • me:
  • ADHD: also you need to reconsider your entire future and everything you've had roughly plotted out since you were fourteen
  • me: simultaneously?
  • ADHD: well you'll forget all this within the next ten minutes so
  • me:
  • ADHD:
  • me:
  • ADHD: so yeah
  • me:
  • ADHD: chop chop motherfucker
  • Sole Survivor: *picks a lock*
  • Maccready: nice job! But, can you do it blindfolded?
  • Me, under my breath: you'd be surprised what I can do blindfolded... 😉

As a hotshot stan words cannot begin  to describe how proud I am of both Sungwoon and Taehyun. Knowing how talented both of them are and seeing them gain nothing but praise throughout this season. Seeing them through their highs and low, seeing both of them trending multiple times , seeing Hotshot as a group trending multiple times is a concept I’ve been waiting for since their debut. Taehyun getting recognized for his dancing , Sungwoon for vocals . Then on top of that Hotshot gaining more fans (even Junhyuk was shocked how much attention they gained through this.)  And don’t even get me started on how Sungwoon went from feeling less confident about himself and being skipped over multiple times for the center position to ranking #3 out of 20 . Even though produce 101 is a shitty popularity based show with mnet’s evil editing to top it all off. I’m still happy for what it did for both Sungwoon and Taehyun it gave them a chance to show what Hotshot stans knew along how truly talented they both are. And lastly I hope Taehyun knows how truly proud we are of him even though he didn’t make it , you put your all into everything you did and the very best you could do and nothing can ever take that away from you. 

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Ok so basically I can die happy. Remember when I said Manhattan Mayhem was the best night of my life? Man was I wrong. I finally met Adam, told him he was my all time favorite and he had a huge smile on his face. He is absurdly handsome. I could tell he was nervous about his match. We chatted and I told him I loved him dancing to Backstreet Boys in CZW. Marty was very funny and made sure he held up the sign cuz I commented on it lol. Tanahashi insisted he wanted to spell my name so I helped him. And I was like omg you’re the best and your hair is the best. Kushida and Naito also very sweet guys. Omg I held the NJPW Intercontinental title! WHAT?! I was actually honored. So that brings me to my boys. The first time I met them, I was ecstatic afterwards. This time I had no words. As soon as I walked up there: “hey I remember you!”
“You do?!”
“Of course!” They asked me how I’d been doing, yea they remembered, and asked what 8x10 I got last time to make sure I got a different one. Nick even tried to look for more. So Nick says: “last time we did the belts right? What do you want this time?” And I pointed to my cheeks. And there it is. And they fucking hugged me and said “great seeing you again” and fluff like that. Nick says to enjoy the show and I said I will I’m sitting front row, and he says we’ll look for you. I was like what?! How can you not fucking adore them?!?!? I don’t have any words to describe how I feel, I’m just so glad I have a video of it to look back on. Incredible, just incredible.

So when they come out (I recorded this too) nick sees me and comes right to me for a too sweet, and then Matt comes after and says “what’s up baby?!” And too sweets me. I’m still shaking and nothing else in my life will be better than this day or my interactions with them.

Also, Matt Sydal is another of my favorite wrestlers ever. So my friend met him in Texas, had Matt personalize an 8x10 for me and he did so with much more than I expected. My friend told him I’d be at this show. So anyway, I told Matt I was sitting front row and I wanted a high five. So (I also have this recorded), he sees me, walks over for a high five, then stops right between my boyfriend and I on the barricade and just hangs there for a few moments and we pat his shoulders and such. WHAT?!

In conclusion I love pro wrestling I love my babies I love the Bucks I love the fan interaction and I’m crying inside so much. Thank you for reading if you actually did.

Rant over!

Why your art isn’t getting attention from professional clients. | Insight from a client’s perspective.

So a lot of you guys don’t know this, because I don’t like to show my hand, but I am actually an author and the leader of an independent business [we’re JUST getting started so nothing too flashy]; but we’ve got 2 major projects in the works and we’re going to work closely with a lot of artists/designers in the very near future.

As someone who’s been on the “other side” of it, actually seeking professional artists for quite some time, I thought I’d share some insight as to why you’re maybe not getting the responses you want when you submit your portfolio for jobs. 

1: You’re too young.

| When I tell my graphic designer to find an artist, one of the requirements I have is that you must be 18 years or older. I don’t do this to be “ageist”, but there are a lot of things we’d have to take into consideration if we were to work with a minor. Here are just some of my personal reasons why I don’t work with minors.

| +Do you have your parent’s permission? Yes its just drawing, but it’d be frustrating to have to constantly go through your parents every time we wanted to work with you. You are not able to sign any sort of legal documentation [such as a contract to grant us rights to the work] and therefore they’d have to sign for you. 

| +Time vs Workload. In the United States you are legally required to attend school until you are 16/17 years old. You being in class for 8 hours a day, then having homework plus whatever other obligations leaves you a very small window to work for us, vs someone who does artwork full time or controls their own schedule. 

| +Ethics. When adults interact with minors there is a certain set of boundaries and power dynamics that need to be observed. I require anyone who does ongoing work for us to provide a secondary means of communication other than email; this is to make sure we can reach them if there’re any problems. It’d be inappropriate for a high school student [you] to exchange contact information with us, 25-30 year olds. While I know my team and none of them would ever behave inappropriately, this is to protect both us and you. 

So I don’t work with minors period.

2: You require payment up front, but don’t want to sign a contract. 

| When I purchase something online, whether it be from a store’s website or Amazon, I don’t have any problems paying up front. This is because I know it is an accredited retailer with a lot of people and systems in place that ensure I receive what I pay for within a certain window, as required by law. There is also quality control which ensures that I get exactly what I was promised. 

There is no entity that holds you legally accountable aside from me. Even with a contract, the legal process is a strain on time, energy, and resources that could be better spent elsewhere. I’d have to get a lawyer. They’d have to review the contract. They’d have to determine if we have a case. We’d have to wait months for a reply and a court date, then we’d have to show up, and then pay said lawyer: meanwhile for all the time and money spent I could’ve just hired somebody else.

It’s time, its money, its an entire ordeal that isn’t even worth it for whatever work we’re getting 80% of the time anyways. “I promise!” is not sufficient for me to give you a portion of our very limited budget.

If you require your clients to pay anything before you start drawing: expect to sign a contract. 

3: You have no variety/You look just like everyone else.

| I have personally looked through over 140 portfolios submitted to me and I can tell you all but maybe 8 of them: Looked. Exactly. The. Same. Both to each other and to all the other work in your portfolio.

For example: I said I was looking for an anime-style artist for my dark fantasy novel. Every single artist except 8 who showed me their work only had cutesy doe-eyed anime girls posing with pastel colors. They had the same faces, the same body types, the same poses, etc. Which is fine if that what you like to draw. But if you submit to my ad and I’m wondering “okay, but can they do a fight scene? Can they do a different style [chibi? shounen? shojo? etc] What about clothes? Weapons? Different facial expressions? Poses? Different genders? 

[Seriously, why do so many of you only draw young girls/women? 

If I have any male characters (like the protagonist!) then you just disqualified yourself right off the bat! 

Please think about this when you’re putting your portfolio together!] 

Different ages? Different skin tones? Different body types? Hair Textures?” 

- Then I’m going to pick someone else.

No matter what kind of artist you are, variety is so important. Because even if someone says “I need somebody to draw a lamp!” and all you literally draw is lamps- somebody else just submitted a portfolio that looks like an Ikea catalog. Why should I pick your lamps? Especially if all your lamps look the same. If all you draw is one thing and you have no range, it looks amateurish compared to someone who can do what you can plus more.

Telling me “I can draw guys!” when your portfolio doesn’t have one guy in it, vs someone who has male and female characters at the very least- right away I’m looking at them over you. 

| +You never know what someone is looking for. Don’t show them only what you think they’d want to see. It’s always best to show them a little bit of everything you can do. Your portfolio speaks for you. No matter what you tell me, the evidence is right in front of my face. Make sure your portfolio is always an accurate reflection of your skill and range. 

4. You come across as unprofessional.

| This one is a little bit harder to define, but please make sure you present yourself as a professional. Even if you’ve never done this before, approach it like a job interview because it essentially is. 

| +Always use proper spelling/grammar to the best of your ability. At least at first, then once you become more familiar feel free to relax a little. But you want to show people you’re taking this opportunity seriously. Someone who puts effort into their communication vs “lol ok xD” simply looks better. Your personal page/website can have whatever, but the important question you should ask is “how do I want to present myself?” If you come across like you don’t care about whatever you’re doing for me, I’m going to assume you don’t.

| +Keep your page/website active. If your page looks dead then you may get passed over for someone who appears more “present”. It can be as simple as having a blog update every once in a while or uploading a quick sketch of something, or even having a link to a twitter. Something where clients can see “Oh hey, this person is still around.” Even when there’s nothing going on, always try to have recent updates. 

| +Avoid harsh negatives. This is the big secret right here folks! Having your own set of guidelines and boundaries is important for anyone. However, if the first thing someone sees when they go to your page is a giant list of things you “ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT DO!” it makes you appear inflexible. 

A technique I suggest is one I call the “vague refusal”, at least when it comes to professional quarries. Instead of, for example, “NO PORN” a better phrase is “Unfortunately, I’m unable to accept work with sexually explicit themes at this time; however feel free to contact me with any other ideas you have!” This communicates 3 very important things.

|++1: That you understand and sympathize with the client’s needs [Even if you don’t really].

|++2: That you are not necessarily unWILLing, but unABLE [wording is important!]. Even if you’re unable because you’re unwilling- never say you wont, only that you cant. If they ask why then feel free to say whatever, but if a client is professional then they will not challenge your refusal.

|++3: That although you cannot do those things, there are lots of other things you CAN do, and you invite clients to approach you.

[This is a technique often used when it comes to rejection emails.]

“Hi Sarah! Thank you for your interest in a position at ___. Unfortunately we are UNABLE to offer you a position AT THIS TIME, however we will keep your application on file and encourage you to seek employment with us in the future.”

5. You can’t meet their needs.

| Sometimes you just aren’t what they need right now. Maybe your style isn’t what they’re looking for, maybe your price is outside of their budget, or maybe they need more done than your schedule allows for. Chances are it has nothing to do with you personally and it doesn’t mean you’re a bad artist. It just means that they’re looking for a very specific person right now and you simply aren’t that person. Keep drawing! Keep your portfolio up to date! Practice with expanding your range! 

In Closing

I wanted to write this to give a little bit of insight to what goes on in mind of a client who’s looking through your work. Whenever an ad is posted we get hundreds of submissions so it really becomes a game of choosing people who have that perfect storm of prices, quality, and professionalism. Hopefully you guys find this helpful! I had a lot of fun writing it. 

anonymous asked:

Not necessarily a request, but... would you happen to know of a spell to make a person stop loving you? Or to ward their feelings or make their feelings dry up? It's something I'd been trying to do with VERY heavy consideration of the pros and cons.

Yooo.

I got spells for this.

* Based off what you said about making their feelings dry up, this sounds like a good match.

And seriously, trying to find that line of what you’re okay doing and not doing is super hard. Not to mention if you talk about it on Tumblr, there’s always gonna be someone who disagrees, so there might be some self doubt or hardcore need to defend your beliefs. But you do what you feel you need to do for this situation.

Like, for some reason I am okay shutting off other people’s feelings for them, but I will not accept anyone trying to turn other people’s feelings on without their consent or knowledge. Don’t know how that works, but those are my confusing morals lol. :p

Good luck anon :)

Going to the eyedoctor

My eye sight always sucked. Like I was wearing glasses since I was in kindergarden. Until I went and saw my new eyedoctor - that dude hooked me up.

When ur a kid and you wear glasses it’s totally obvious that your gonna be a nerd. They’re like this magnet that brings bullies to you, along with a fondness for comic books and bein good at math. No matter what I did, it seemed like I couldn’t NOT be a nerd so eventually I grew into it. Right down to the sweatervest and khakis I was wearing when I went in today

I used to be that guy…you know the one. That dude with the gleam in his eye cause he knows everything

The doctor saw that right away too.

“Hi,” he said. “Do you want to get red of those glasses?”

Yeah, duh doc. But contacts make my eyes itchy.

He had me take off the glasses and read a chart. It was so blurry I couldnt see any of the letters.

“lets make an adjustment” he said and clicked a piece of his equipment

It’s weird how you always get cold sitting in a doctors office. I shifted in the chair. His agro air conditioning was pushing through my basketball shorts and tshirt easily.

“How’s that?” he said

“I can see M U…then it gets blurry”

Click. Another adjustment…

I was shifting again in my chair. My muscles were totally sore from today. First I’d tossed around a football with the guys, then I’d gone and lifted. It was a good sore….

“I see like a M U…then it’s blurry… then there’s an S and some more blurry letters.

"How about now?” he clicked in another adjustment.

The chairs in these offices are always too damn small for a guy like me. It’s my own fault…but if u could put on muscle like I can, you’d pack it on too

“It looks like M U S C L E S…and then it gets blurry again…”

“Hm,” said the doc. “I think we’re getting close.”. He snapped on another adjustment.

This air con really was super bad. I don’t know why I wore a stringer top here…I mean I wear one like everywhere I guess. These guns just don’t fit into most shirts, and u gotta show off what u got anyhow.

Click. How about now he asked?

“Super close doc…” I said. “M U S C L E S somethin U somethin”. Lol, what did that spell? My brains so foggy that I can like barely read bro…whatever, reading was for nerds.

“Okay,” he said. “One more.”. And the world clicked jnto focus.

Shit…I had a total hard on tenting out my tight little gym shorts. If I moved wrong the doc would probably see my dickhead pop out.

“What do you see?” he said

“M. U. S. C. L. E. S. L. U. T….” I said.

We both sat there for a sec. I shifted in my chair and the head of my cock escape its shorts. The doc was looking at it. He wanted this.

“So…doc… do I need glasses?” I asked.

That broke him out of it. “No,” he said. “Glasses are for nerds”

I gave a deep laugh. No way was I a nerd. I looked in the mirror above his desk…my thick jaw and muscled body made me unquestionably a jock. And my dull eyes didn’t have a trace of smarts to em.

“So doc…” I said, peeling off my tank. “Just how do u like to get paid?”

anonymous asked:

If you're still doing head cannons: Emil Nikola? (Idk if I even spelled that right)

Emil Nekola! Such a good dude! (lol its ok you were close)

Originally posted by justdomagic

1. He’s the guy that would hold up those free hugs sign on campus

2. He spends more time with Mickey than Sara of the Crispino Twins

3. He cheers on every skater during competitions

4. Whenever he gets angry or upset, and it’s like rare so it shocks people, Mickey is the only one that knows how to calm him down so people are like “QUICK SOMEONE GO GET MICKEY, EMIL IS LOSING IT”.