LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY
*robot voice* Lin-Manuel Miranda is an American writer, actor, and singer, most well-known for starring and writing the musical Hamilton.
The logo for this show is a five-pointed star, just like the one of SATAN.
Or five separate triangle eyes.
And we’re just getting started.
Hamilton is a musical about Founding Father Alexander Hamilton, before, during, and after the American Revolution. And you know who King George III was, at one point? That’s right, another Broadway star, Andrew Rannells.
Andrew was just on Broadway in the show Falsettos.
Also in the show is Brandon Uranowitz, who sings, in one line of the show, “Long live the Applebaums.” (1:19 on “Everyone Hates His Parents” in the Falsettos (2016) cast album)
What? Applebaums? Now that sounds familiar.
Ah, yes, because of BENJI APPLEBAUM, a character in the cult classic, Pitch Perfect, played by yet another theatre actor, Ben Platt.
(^witchcraft) Ben Platt is currently on stage in Dear Evan Hansen. D-E-A-R-E-V-A-N-H-A-N-S-E-N has 14 letters.
It was written by Justin Paul and Benj Pasek. Now. P-A-S-E-K-A-N-D-P-A-U-L. That has 12 letters.
Also, BENJI Applebaum and BENJ Pasek. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
That’s right. 12+14 is 26. And 26 divided by 2 is…thirteen. The number of the Illuminati.