lol experiment

prismtheturtle  asked:

So Edd, have you ever talked to the Red Bandit?

edward: he called me “cowardly as hell” and said that i was “a gullible dumb bastard for trusting thompson,” among other less eloquent things.

edward: i have no idea what he’s talking about with thompson. the sheriff’s one of the most reliable people i know.

edward: even if he does throw chairs at me when i’m drunk.

Uh there’s an ad on YouTube rn where a woman just paints her hand with glue and then talks about how she doesn’t understand why people love doing it. First of all, this is really creepy because she is whispering the entire time. Second of all, it’s almost all close ups of her hands and 💀 no thanks. Third of all, she says “is it sexual?” Like… omg no.. HUN it’s glue. We all put glue on our hands as a kid. Naturally, it’d be a nostalgic experience?? Like lol don’t get even weirder.

Finally, she starts the video off by whispering “this is for you” so sensually and I just can’t do this rn ma'am I really can’t lol

Sorry I’m kinda late with this and it’s by no means perfect ( I’ll redraw it one day. Probably).

Congratulations @therealjacksepticeye for reaching 14 million subs!!! Thank you for nurturing (is that the right word?) such a great community and for continuing to interact with us as best you can (despite our rapidly growing numbers lol). 

Congrats again and thank you for everything. Seriously.

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*nervous smile* U-Um… This is my attempt… at trying to make a creepy comic…

PS: That is not Seven lol

(Just wanted to add– I labelled this as a spoiler because 707′s real name is mentioned here, not because this scenario happens in the game haha… this is just a fancomic ^^; People seemed to be confused so I wanted to make that clear OTL)

Shiro is a Giant Nerd™ Headcanons
  • his ringtone is the x-files theme
  • he has a german shepard named Michelangelo he named her after his favorite ninja turtle. he was 11 and didn’t care if he was supposed to give her a “girl” name 
  • he forgets to put the butter back in the refrigerator after making toast and when he finally remembers 7 hours later it’s all melted. it happens every time
  • he has a pile of clothes just laying on his bedroom floor. they’re clean he just can’t be bothered to fold them. he has a dresser and a closet too yet he only ever picks from the clothes on the floor 
  • “shiro have you eaten?” “yea” “three cups of coffee and a string cheese is not a meal” 
  • he’s a teacher (at the garrison or in a modern no end of the universe AU) 
    • i’m guessing he might’ve been a flight instructor at the garrison
    • in a modern AU he’d be a high school astronomy teacher 
  • since he’s working on a teacher’s salary he has to watch how he spends his money but he will spend $20 on a pack of nice pens in a heartbeat 
  • he’s usually very punctual but the few times he happens to come in late his excuse is always “time isn’t real” 
  • this scene from brooklyn 99 except with his class 
  • he has posters of favorite bands/shows up all around his house 
    • “aren’t you a little old for this?” “you comE into MY HOUSE
  • sometimes when he answers a student’s question before he explains the answer he’ll say “SCULLY YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS” 
  • he loves his students so much. he makes cheesy jokes about each of them being a star 
  • at the garrison:
    • right before his mission to kerberos a whole bunch of current and former students decided to throw him a going away party. there were lots of hugs and tears
    • “when i come back some of you might be pilots by then!” 

aaaaaaaaaand that’s it for now. to be continued…

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True story

While I was in the car (waiting for my mom to get back from the store) I totally saw this middle-aged woman taking selfies of herself

and you could totally tell she was feelin’ it

I had nothing better to do so I kinda kept watching her thinking the whole time ‘yas babe you do you be confident own that camera yasss’

but then I got spotted

She looked so embarrassed and I felt bad because I was kinda the one creeping so I gave her a thumbs up and then we started taking selfies together while laughing and it was magical