lol excuse the lack of make up in the last one

fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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My Puppy | 1

Originally posted by rapnamu

CHAPTER ONE

Chapters: [1] [2] [3]

Pairing: Taehyung X Reader-First Person View

Genre & Warnings: SMUT, fluff, pet play. 

Word Count: 4,406

NOTE: Pure Filth. Turn back now if you don’t want to see. Turning Tae Tae into my Fuck Puppy (Thanks, Anon). Soft femdom. Let me tell you, it was an EXPERIENCE writing this, and I am still not perfectly pleased with it. Mostly because I’m never happy with my own smut writing. I had to do so much research, so google probably thinks I’m freaky naughty af. Which I suppose I am considering I wrote this lol. So, for those that are hardcore into this and think I didn’t portray it well enough, I’m sorry, I tried. And I learned quite a bit about myself, like the fact that if I ever get my hands on someone like Tae, I am so going to try this. Now enjoy, and excuse me as I go drench myself in holy water to cleanse myself of sin. 


“You know, I hate the winter. It reminds me of your cold heart.”

My now ex-boyfriend mutters this line, looking into the snowy sky. He sighs loudly and saunters off, without looking back. What a fucking drama queen. I can’t help but snort as I watch him disappear into the light snowfall, and wonder what movie he got that line from.

Cold heart.

I don’t have a cold heart. He was just a damn bore. He never wanted to do anything but watch movies and freaked out if I suggested anything besides missionary. I’ve been thinking about breaking up with him for weeks now but was putting it off because I knew he’d cry. This saved me all the hassle.

Note to self: Don’t date actors.

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Family Dispute

Request:

requests are open up again? woohoo! can i please get one where you’re both from the marvel and dc universe and the avengers and justice league fight over you because all of them both love you equally?        


Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has added Y/N.

Thor: Greetings! Banner and Stark are inquiring if you shall be joining us for dinner tonight? The team shall be going to a new restaurant.

You: Tonight? Awww no, sorry Thor! The JL and I already have plans. Next time <3

Thor: I did not realize they had returned to our universe. That is a shame… A real, sad… disappointing shame.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Whoa, whoa… WHOA.

Bruce: I thought we agreed that when you’re on this universe, you spend time with us. They’re breaching our agreement over our nonexistent custody of you.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: What Bruce said!!!

Tony: This is OUR time with you. Not theirs. We don’t waltz into their universe and impose on their time with you.

Bruce: We LOVE YOU MORE THAN THEM GODDAMMIT

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Baekhyun Birthday Project: EXO’rDIUM in North America!

Hi guys! As many of you are aware, Exo will be coming to North American at the end of April! I am lucky enough to be given the opportunity to attend, and I was thinking since it’s so close to Baekhyun’s birthday (May 6th) and many of us cannot attend his party, why don’t we make the tour special? I think it would be cool if we could sing happy birthday to him during the concert! As international fans we are not always given the opportunity to participate with events such as birthdays, so this could be a good chance for us to create a special moment with Baekhyun while celebrating the happy occasion of his birthday! Some information below:

  • We will start singing during the last ment only during Baekhyun’s speaking part. Let’s be respectful to all of Exo and not cut them off while they’re talking! We will start to sing right before he talks.
  • The last ment takes place after “Lucky One.” That is when we will begin to sing!
  • Because of the short notice and lack of funds, it is not possible for me to make banners for us to hold up, but it would be nice if we could all raise our lightsticks or turn on our phone flashlights to create a silver ocean for our Baekhyun!
  • We will be singing the English version of the “Happy Birthday” song (This may be obvious but! just want to clarify lol)
  • This project is aimed to take place at the Newark concert, April 25th. This is simply because that is the only concert I will be attending, and it’s not really possible to create a project for shows I’m not attending. BUT, if it’s a success, I encourage those who are attending the LA or Mexico City shows to carry on the project!
  • Please spread the word! On Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram - wherever you find home in the fandom. The key to this taking off is communication. Also, my friends and I plan on spreading word in the line the day of the concert, feel free to do so as well!

I hope that we can spread word of this project and create a special memory for Baekhyun! As we all know, he adores Aeris and even his birthday is an excuse for him to spend time with them, why not make it so he can celebrate his birthday with ALL of his fans? Even if you are not attending the concert, please reblog & share this so we can spread word!

If there are any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact me! As I said above, I will be attending the April 25th concert in Newark and I will be available at the venue that whole day, don’t be a stranger :)

Wrong Place Wrong Time (32)

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Do not reuse, edit or copy and of my work(s). ©
Part 32 of an ongoing series, enjoy :)
A fanfic for a more Mature audience due to violence and language. Read at your own risk :)

Themes=😖,🌟,💣,🎭 ,. (☠️- Harm towards characters, Strong language and Adult themes.)

Summary: You end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and it has negative repercussions. Main characters include: Reader and EXO.

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 Part 4  Part 5 Part 6  Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11Part 12  Part 13  Part 14  Part 15  Part 16  Part 17  Part 18 Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26 Part 27 Part 28 Part 29 Part 30 Part 31  Part 33  Part 34  Part 35 (Final)

Word Count: 6,420 (Maybe a little more or less- lol sorry)

Literally feel like Minseok and Sehun filmed this part of the MV for me (GIF) How relatable is it to this story though? Haha. Enjoy guys.


It had been two days since the incident between Sehun and Minseok and Sehun still hadn’t come home yet, despite how badly he treated you throughout your time in the house you couldn’t help but hope that he was okay wherever he was. Minseok had told everyone about the situation briefly, but not into depth about you and him, only about Sehun being missing and so now everyone was on high alert. Chanyeol and Jongdae had driven round the area four times in the past two days, but there was no sign of him. Junmyeon had insisted that you carry on with your preparations for Red you had all been planning for a while and tomorrow was the day.

You were all sat in the board room going through the final, finer details and making sure you hadn’t overlooked anything.

“We have an issue though.” Kyungsoo said from his chair resting his hands on his lap. “Without Sehun here, how will you distract the security on the fifth floor. The cameras are constantly recording and there are always operators in the surveillance room, I really don’t see how we can distract them now.” The room was silent for a while. Kyungsoo was right, there was no way they could cross the fifth floor of such a big corporation without a distraction.

“I don’t know. Maybe we could use Ara? Put her in the elevator and have it open up on the fifth floor, it would pique their interest and they’d work to get her out of there too.” Jongdae shrugged his shoulder from where he was sat, looking at Junmyeon and waiting for approval.  Kris’ face turned dark, almost as though a switch had been flicked on inside of him.

“How dare you suggest using and putting my daughter in such a dangerous situation? Who the fuck do you think you are?!” He shouted at Jongdae, causing Ara in his lap to cry at his outburst.

“No Jongdae, we’re not doing that and Kris can you take your fucking child outside, she’s giving me a headache.” Junmyeon groaned, rubbing the temples of his head.

Kris sighed standing, bouncing Ara in his hands. “It’s okay sweetie, daddy’s got you.” He cooed in her ear exiting the board.

“Well we could use Y/N right? I mean you’ve done it once?” Tao said, pointing in your direction, causing all of the boys to turn to you.

“No.” Chanyeol shook his head, crossing his arms over his chest. You gulped hard, you really weren’t sure that you were prepared to do this kind of thing again, especially now since Red knew who you were, you definitely wouldn’t come out alive, you stared around the table nervously.

“Look Tao is right, I’m sorry but using Y/N may be the only way that we can do this.” Junmyeon brushed a hand in his hair, “but we’ll have one of the guys tailing you so that you’ll be okay.”

You pouted, your lips quivering as you looked up at Chanyeol. He looked back at you sadly but the power was no longer in his hands. You sighed, sinking into your chair, you may aswell get Chanyeol to start planning your funeral now you thought to yourself.

“We’ll have you go up to the fifth floor Y/N and exit there. The security cameras will see you and be too occupied to look at the other surveillance screens. Meaning that Jongin or Yixing can slip onto the executive floor and take out Red. I’ll send Minseok up into the lift directly after you so that he can take out anyone who tries attacking you on the fifth floor. Baekhyun and Chanyeol have the emergency exits down, which we all already know about anyway and Kris can leave Ara home with Kyungsoo.” He nodded at no one in particular, as if confirming what he had said to be sure that it made sense to him. He let out a deep sigh.

“Get some sleep boys…and girl. Tomorrow’s make or break. Kill or be killed okay?”

“What about Sehun?” Yixing asked, looking up at Junmyeon with a worried expression. Junmyeon sighed again, but this time he didn’t reply and just left the board.
It was silent for a while, all of you were taking in everything. The fact that this may be your last time in this board room and seeing the others’ faces. It was like the last supper but without the food.

“Hey guys, you’d never hear me admit this on a normal day or anything, but since this is the largest scale thing we’ve ever done…I’m scared. Like I’m fucking bricking it.” Baekhyun laughed nervously looking around the table. “I’m scared that if I get hurt and you guys get hurt, nobody will be able to piece us back together, we’ll just…die.” He blinked, his face lacking any type of emotion now and it made your stomach twist. Suddenly involuntarily you began to cry, it was silent but it was also very obvious. Everyone in the room began to stare at you. You got up and slowly walked over to Chanyeol sitting on his lap and hugging him tight, your hot tears soaking into his sweater. He was rubbing your back with his hand.

“I might never see you again. So I’m saying goodbye now, the 10 years has been great Chan.” You breathed in between sobs.

“Don’t say that Y/N, we’re going to survive this okay.” But his words sounded as empty as you felt inside, he didn’t know if you’d come back either, you were sure that you were all assuming the worst by this point. You slowly ripped yourself away from his body, excusing yourself from the room and making your way up to your bedroom. You dropped onto your bed laying flat on your stomach, crying into your pillow, tasting the saltiness of your tears every now and then. After a while you heard a light knock on your door. You didn’t bother answering, but the person came in anyway.

It was Kyungsoo.

“I thought you’d be crying. Your favourite hobby.” He joked shutting the door behind him and wheeling himself over to you. You lifted your head from your pillow, eyes red and face wet.
“You’ll be fine Y/N. I’m sure you will. You have Chanyeol protecting you aswell as Yixing, Jongin…and Minseok.” He gave you a knowing look, you pretended you hadn’t noticed it. He laughed softly.
“Don’t worry I know Y/N. I’ve known for a while, I’m a good judge of character it was just extremely obvious to me. The way you both look at each other across the dining table and in the board.”
You slowly looked at Kyungsoo, you didn’t know you had been quite so obvious with it all, but apparently you had.
“I’ve dissuaded Jongin to pursue you, hopefully he’ll back off a bit now. But really I came here to say thanks. Honestly if it wasn’t for you, I think I would’ve topped myself a while ago and thanks for…you know…cleaning me up that day.” He looked at his lap bashfully causing you to smile through your tears assuring him that it was okay.
Just then the door opened, revealing Minseok standing at your door frame.

“Oh sorry I didn’t realise…I’ll come back late–”

“No. I was just leaving.” Kyungsoo gave you a small smile and began to wheel himself out of the room, Minseok standing aside allowing him to go past. He closed the door behind Kyungsoo. Clearing his throat he looked at you walking in your direction and sitting next to you on the bed.

“Hey, don’t cry Y/N. I promise you we’ll try to look after you.” He dragged you closer to him so that you were pressed up against each other, the warmth of his body feeling extremely comforting at this moment in time.

“I’m so scared Minseok, what if we all die?” You sniffed your face was still wet with tears that Minseok was wiping away with his hand.

“Look Y/N I won’t lie to you and tell you we’ll survive, because there’s always a possibility that we could die but we just have to stay optimistic and try hard.” He pulled you in for a hug and it lingered for a while before you pulled away again.

“What about Sehun? You whispered, almost as thought you were too scared to say it out loud.

Minseok sighed into your hair staying silent for a while, then; “I don’t know Y/N but I just really hope he’s okay. I love the kid I really do. You don’t think I was too harsh on him do you?”

You shook your head slowly. “No. I mean I understand why he’s upset but it was becoming a bit much, beside it was time you told him.”
Minseok nodded, slowly shifting you over from your side of the bed and lifting you onto his lap to face him. He bent his neck down and began kissing your lips, his hands roaming up and down your sides. Suddenly he slipped his tongue into your mouth, catching you off guard but you didn’t resist him. Now you could really taste him in your mouth and the concept of it was exciting you beyond belief. You wrapped you arms around his neck drinking in that same familiar smell that you had allowed yourself to become addicted to. He slipped his tongue out of your mouth and lowered his head to your neck where began kissing and sucking on your soft spot eliciting an almost inaudible intake of breath from you.

“Minseok…stop…” You gasped. His fingers were digging into your waist as he brought his lips back to yours slipping his tongue into your mouth again. This time around you decided to use your tongue back. Everything that you were doing felt so scandalous and sinful but at the same time it felt so right. His hands were roaming up and down your body as though he couldn’t help himself. You pulled away, your heart pounding.

“No, Minseok … I’m not ready…”

“I wasn’t going to make you Y/N.” He smiled softly placing a chaste kiss on your lips and stroking your hair softly. “I’d never force you to do something you weren’t comfortable with.” He was staring at you for a while, his arms still wrapped around your waist. “But I need to hear you say it. I need to hear you say that you have feelings for me so I know I’m not going crazy, so I know that this isn’t a hoax.”

“Why would it be a hoax?” You asked, rubbing your hands slowly and lightly up and down his shoulders and chest, his breathing gradually returning back to its normal pace.

“Because of the way I treated you in the past. How do I know that you’re not just doing this to get back at me, so you can turn around and break me when I’m in too deep, because I feel like I’m about to cross over that line Y/N, I’m about to cross the line where there’s no turning back. Where I can no longer contain how I feel about you and I’m scared, because I don’t want to feel this way towards you. Towards anyone. I don’t want to fall…in love.” He closed his eyes tightly a look of disgust showering his face, before he opened his eyes again.
His beautiful eyes.
“I’m slowly but surely falling in love with you. I don’t know what to do? It’s not love yet, I know that, but it won’t be long before it is. How do I know I can trust you to reciprocate those feelings Y/N? You’ve only known me two months, one of which I’ve consistently been trying to kill you, I’ve killed near enough 100 men, and tortured more. Are sure you can really fall for a guy like me? Is that really what you want, to end up with damaged goods? I’m not good for you Y/N, but I’m too selfish to want to let you try finding someone else. But deep down…” He sighed heavily, supporting your back with his hand. “Deep down I’m scared that at the end of it all you’ll pick Chanyeol. It’s only logical for it to end up that way. But I need this Y/N, I want this. I need somebody; I’ve never opened up so much in all the time I’ve been with Junmyeon and the boys. Do you know that you make me feel vulnerable?”

You raised a brow in confusion, you made Minseok feel vulnerable? How? You shook your head, burrowing it into his chest listening to his breathing and enjoying the subtle rising and falling of his chest. You had finally cracked Minseok’s hard exterior, there was nothing left of ‘Xiumin’ anymore it was only Minseok in his naked form. His true self. And he was no different to any other human being, what he wanted was what any other sane human wanted. Only it came in the form of you. He wanted you.

“I like you too Minseok.” You spoke into his chest. He let out a heavy sigh. A sigh of relief and contentment.
“But…” You continued. His breath hitched, “It’s hard to even try and think about developing something more in this house. I feel suffocated, there’s always too much going on and I can’t breathe, so I never really know where my head is at. Honestly I’m surprised that I’ve kept it together for this long.” You raised your head from his chest to look at his face, he stared down at you for a second and for a moment you were scared that you had upset him. But then he nodded.

“You’re right it’s hard in here. Maybe one day…we could get away from this place?” He began stroking your cheek softly with the pad of his thumb. Your eyes widened. Was that possible, could you ever get out of this place, how could you just re enter the ‘real world’ after you had all been missing for a while, especially him. Nearly a whole decade, he couldn’t just make an appearance it wasn’t as simple as that. You pushed away the thoughts you didn’t want to get your hopes up only for them to come crashing down.

“We should get to sleep.” You said shifting off of his lap and sitting back down on your bed. “We’ve got a long and important day ahead.” He sighed nodding and stood up slowly from the bed.

“I’m scared.” He said.

“Why? You said we’d be okay. We’ll kill Red and it will all be over.”

“No not about that, well a little bit about that. But I’m talking about Sehun. I just hope he hasn’t done anything stupid.” Minseok bit his lip nervously, his eyes wondering around the room, as if Sehun was hiding somewhere in here and he was trying to find him.

“I’m sure he’ll be okay Minseok.” You tried comforting him, but you were aware that you didn’t sound the least bit convincing.

Minseok face-palmed himself, grunting in frustration. “Ughh, shit this is all my fault!”

You put your hand in the air as if to stop him from talking. “Stop blaming yourself Minseok, this isn’t your fault.”

“But maybe it is Y/N.” He argued back. “I’ve been with Sehun for years and all of a sudden over this past month I completely started switching my attention to you, he’s not used to that. I should have eased him into it, he probably feels really betrayed right now. You should’ve seen him when he first joined he was so feeble and quiet. I mean his mum died in his arms for God’s sake. Of course he couldn’t help but latch onto me, he literally clung onto me so of course he feels neglected right now. God I hope he’s okay. I really hope he’s okay.”
You stood up to pull Minseok into a hug, lingering slightly as he buried his head into the crook of your neck.

“Look, I’m sure he’ll come back in a bit Minseok, he wouldn’t miss Red’s assassination now would he? Just give him a couple of hours okay. Just get some sleep.” You pulled away from him slowly walking over to your bed and you could feel him following you.
“Minseok I said go to bed…” You dropped down onto your bed covering yourself with your duvet. He lifted it up and slipped under the covers beside you.

“I will. But next to you.” You pulled a funny face at him, you weren’t sure if that was a good idea.
“Y/N I promise I won’t try anything; I’d never do that to you. I just want a cuddle. Please.” His eyes were begging you for comfort and before you even had the chance to deny his request, he dragged his body closer to yours, draping his arm over your stomach.
“I hope he’s not dead Y/N.”


You were all loaded into the back of a black tinted van. All of you apart from Ara, Kyungsoo and Sehun. Sehun still hadn’t come back home and a bad feeling was lingering in the pit of your stomach. Minseok had hardly said a word since you both woke up, you knew that it was eating away at the back of his mind, but for now he had to push thoughts of Sehun to the side. You all did, because right now it was time to deal with Red. Pulling up to the Red Corp building, a Kaleidoscope of butterflies were swarming around in your stomach, and not the good kind. It was weird how normal, and ‘legal’ the building looked from the outside. You could only imagine the craziness that would go down when you got inside. Tao parked the van a distance from the building. All you could hear in the car was breathing.

“Right guys. We’ve got this don’t worry as long as we stick to what we planned then we have this, okay?” Junmyeon said. “We’ll be fine. Remember who we’re doing this for. This is Justice guys; we’re nearly at the end of it all. And if I don’t make it out alive…you guys have been the best.” Junmyeon swallowed, staring upwards avoiding anyone’s eye contact.

“Just say you love us.” Yixing smiled poking Junmyeon’s side.

“No.”

“Go on, just say you love us.”

“No.”

Everyone started laughing and jeering. “Go on just say it Myeon. Just say you love us!”

“Shhhh! Alright, I love you all, shit! Shut up or we’ll be found out. I love you.” He rolled his eyes at everyone, who were laughing and patting him on whatever part of his body that they could reach. “Alright let’s go.” He nodded at Jongin, who nodded back at him and opened up the back door. Everyone was filing silently out of the van now in their black outfits, weapons held tightly to their sides and running to the back exit of the building. As per usual, you were paralysed sitting in the van staring at your hands in your lap. How many times was your life going to flash before your eyes, although to be fair this would probably be the last time that it would happen, you really couldn’t see yourself surviving past tonight.

“Y/N. Hey we need to go.” You looked up at Chanyeol who was softly pulling your arm towards him. Your stomach was churning but you got up regardless.
“Look Y/N, Just in case I don’t make it out I just want you to know that the ‘both of us’, was the best ten years of my life.” He smiled at you softly. “And I know you don’t want to hear this but I’m going to say it anyway… I love you Y/N and I will always love you whether it be in life or death, but your happiness matters to me the most so if that means being with Minseok, don’t waste another second if we get out of this alive. If I make it tonight, it will be hard to let you go but I know I’ll find someone else and move on eventually, everything happens for a reason right? I’ll find someone better than you.” He winked at you playfully. “But I hope we can remain friends forever and always.”
You leaned into his body hugging him tightly. 

“We’ll always be friends Chanyeol, nothing will ever change that. You’re the absolute best.” You stayed like that for a second and it was pure bliss, bringing you back to the simple days of just the two of you. You would trade in almost anything if you could get those days back.

“I’m sorry to break up this moment, but we have to go now.” Chanyeol broke away from the hug pulling your wrist and running with you towards the building. The closer you got the faster your heart began to beat, it was really time to do this. When you got inside all of the boys had already dispersed no doubt doing what they’d been assigned to do. Chanyeol sneaked you over to where the escalator was and winked at you leaving you behind. You took a deep breath, you knew that Baekhyun was somewhere watching you through hacked  CCTV cameras. You pressed the button labelled five and waited for the elevator to open. Your heart was in your throat and you felt sick, but you had to keep it together. The boys had waited for this moment for years, you couldn’t be the reason it screwed up. Composing yourself you closed your eyes waiting for the doors to open. 

Here you were at the fifth floor, you stepped into the lobby. Standing there waiting, by the time any guards came Minseok would have been here and you would be okay. Currently the escalator you had just got on was on the way down to Minseok and he was going to come up and be your knight in shining armour. When he had successfully taken them out then Yixing would be able to make his way up and take out Red and that would be it, you would all be free from it. The madness you had encountered, and the nation would be safe from his products. Your heart was beating erratically regardless, it would be a lie to say that you were not absolute terrified, because honestly terrified was not even the word to use in describing the way you were feeling.

And then you heard it, footsteps coming around the corner. And your body froze. A man in a navy blue janitor suit walked towards you, gun in hand smirking at you deviously.
“Hi there baby doll, you seem to have gotten yourself lost hmm? This isn’t a hotel darling.” You cringed at the use of pet names he was using to address you. 

“I umm…I’m just looking for the bathroom.” You stuttered, waiting for the elevator to open behind you.

“Hmm, really? Funny you came all the way up to the fifth floor for the toilet baby doll. Normally when people are desperate they stay on the first floor, huh?” He hung his head on the side. “Don’t treat me like I’m dumb babe.”
He rose his gun up higher and higher until it was level with the space in between your eyebrows.
Where the fuck was Minseok? He should’ve been here. He’d never make it in time now; this was really it you never imagined it ending this way.  You always imagined that you’d just die of old age or something like that, but never of a gunshot wound to the head. You let out a deep breath, preparing yourself for the end you closed your eyes allowing a silent tear to roll down your cheek.

BANG!  

You let out a deep breath. But how? How was it possible you were still breathing? How were you still standing? Why were you still alive?
You opened your eyes slowly as though you were scared to see whatever came next, when you looked down you saw the guard on the floor. A hole through his head, lying in a pool of his own blood. It was worrying that you no longer wanted to vomit, since you were slowly becoming used to such gory sites. But how did he die? You smiled to yourself crazily, that means Minseok got here in time. You spun around, to throw your arms around his neck, but stopping yourself in your tracks.

“Sehun?…”
You breathed. He stood there with a gun in his hand, looking at you blankly. Your head was pounding, what was he doing here. Why did he help you?

Just then you heard the elevator ping open. Minseok and Yixing running out.

“Y/N! Oh God I’m so sorry! The elevator got stuck and… Sehun?” Minseok stopped in his tracks, staring into the younger mans face, he was silent for a moment. Dazed.
Recollecting himself he shook his head. “Yixing you need to go, it’s now or never, stay safe. Y/N get out of here now, get yourself down to the first floor. Jongdae will be down there, you need to get yourself into the van.”
You stood there in shock still staring at Sehun.
“Y/N NOW!” Minseok shouted, you broke out of your hypnotic state running over to the elevator and pressing the button labelled 1. Running inside you waited for the doors to shut.

“Thank you Sehun!” You called before you disappeared.

Minseok’s P.O.V.
He stared at him in shock, what was he doing here? How could he just show up after he had scared him, he struggled to sleep because he was so scared of Sehun yet here he was. They stood there staring at each other in silence for a while, time was stood still.

“Sehun! Fuck it look out!” Minseok’s eyes widened as he saw another man from the corner, the man lifted his hand up shooting something in Sehun’s direction. Minseok quickly removed the gun that was in his holder shooting the man with it. He dropped in a slump to the floor next to the other dead body, the bullet piercing right through his chest.

His attention turned back to Sehun, who was gasping for air, his knees becoming weak as he was slowly dropping to the ground.

“Sehun, what’s happening?! What’s going on?!” Minseok panicked rushing to the younger males side. Slowly helping lower him to the ground to lessen the impact.

“I –I –It burns.” Sehun stuttered, pointing at his hip. “I can’t move Min. I can’t move.” Minseok frowned down at Sehun’s hip, pulling a needle out and inspecting it closely. It was poison. He had been poisoned, with a venom dart. Sehun’s breathing was slowly becoming more irregular and he was groaning in pain in response to the travelling burning sensation. Minseok was panicking he didn’t know what to do, he got up running towards the elevator pressing the button labelled ‘1’.
“No Min! Don’t leave me, please don’t leave me. She’s safe please don’t leave me for her again. Not right now.” He was crying in pain now but his face was blank at the same time. Minseok rushed back over to him kneeling down by his side.

“I’m not leaving you Sehun, I’m not going anywhere. It’s okay I’m here alright.” He stroked his hand lightly across Sehun’s face trying to comfort him as best he could.
“Where did you run off to Sehun, you had me so worried you know that don’t you? I couldn’t think straight.” Minseok smiled at him sadly, still stroking his cheek.

“You were worried about me?” Sehun widened his eyes ever so slightly, staring up at Minseok hopefully.

“Of course I was Sehun, how could I not be. I thought you… did something that would break me completely. I thought you killed yourself”
Sehun smiled ever so slightly looking up into Minseok’s face, feeling as though this was all he ever wanted to hear. He wanted to know that Minseok was concerned about him, just as much as her.

“I thought you couldn’t stand me ever since she showed up…You’ve been changing. And –Ughh! It burns.”

Minseok began panicking again, Sehun was sweating now and his muscles were involuntarily contracting and relaxing.

“I’m going to die aren’t I?” Sehun sobbed. “Minseok I’m going to die aren’t I? I’m scared Min. I’ve been scared my whole life. Oh God! I don’t want to die Min, not yet.” Tears were streaming down his eyes as he stared lifelessly at Minseok, causing him to start crying too.

“You won’t die Sehun, I won’t let you die.” He kissed him on his forehead, Sehun’s sweat covering his lips.

“Do you promise me? Don’t promise me something you can’t keep please Min.” Sehun coughed, his breathing still irregular.

“I’m not letting you die Sehun, I love you too much to let that happen.” He dragged Sehun up and slung him around his shoulder, struggling to get him down to the van.

“Baekhyun will know what to do. Just hang Sehun, I can’t lose my best friend. Not now.”

Yixing’s P.O.V.

He walked closer to the main office on the fifth floor. Hoping desperately that the plan would work, he had changed into one of the outfits of the security guards that he had taken out on the third floor. Everyone was relying on him, He had one job, he only had to do it well. Taking a deep breath he pushed the heavy door open. Red was not alone, he was sitting around the table with two other men. All three looked up at him upon his arrival.

“Yes?” Red raised an eyebrow, looking up at Yixing.

“Sorry for disturbing you Sir, but this is urgent. There’s been some sort of break-in. Some unidentified men have been running around the building. I made my way up to alert you sir. They’re heavily armed, my arms aren’t hefty enough.”
He looked over at the men sitting either side of Red, scanning their weapons; their guns were much heftier than his.
“Maybe they’d be better suited for the job sir? The intruders are on the third floor right now; they were making their way up here.” Yixing bowed his head politely. Red nodded at the men beside him, signalling for them to go and deal with the issue. Yixing moved aside for them to leave the room.
Red slowly stood up from his chair, squinting at Yixing and slowly walking closer towards him.

“I’ve never seen you around before.” He looked at the name tag “Jun. Hmm. Who are you?”

Yixing laughed sadistically at Red taking a step forward in his direction.
“I’m someone you don’t really want to be in the same room with alone.”

“What?” Red hissed, punching Yixing in the jaw. “You don’t work for me, who the fuck are you?!”

Yixing laughed again, rubbing his jaw with his hand. “I am your Omega. I will end it all here and now.”

Red ran over to his desk, opening a draw, looking for a weapon. “Shit!” He hissed, when he realised the draw was empty. He rushed over to the other side of his desk, hovering his hand over the emergency alarm.

“Oh I wouldn’t press that if I were you.” Yixing frowned, slowly pulling his silencer out of his holster. Red lifted his arm up, but before he got the chance to slam his hand down on the alarm Yixing shot one of his legs, causing him to sink down to the ground.

“I said. I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Yixing walked to the door locking both him and Red inside.
“You’re a fucking evil man Jay Lee. You’ve broken so many families apart. Stolen so many loved ones from innocent people. You even tried to kill your fucking kids, you sick bastard. You killed two successfully.” He let out another shot, shooting at Red’s palm. “You’re an old twisted man, and your time is up. This world doesn’t need you anymore. It never needed you in the first place. If you had plans to rest in heaven then I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’ll be smouldering in hell.” Yixing walked up to him, shoving his gun into Red’s mouth.
“I’d let you say something final, but you probably have nothing relevant to say. Sayounara you bastard.”
Yixing pulled the trigger, blood and bits of flesh flying all over the place and Red’s body falling limply to the ground.
It was over.

Red was dead.


It was two days after the death of Red and to be honest you thought that spirits would be higher then they were, it was as though the boys still felt empty. You assumed it was because Red had done so much damage already and it was all irreversible. Sehun had been in bed for the last three days recovering, you decided it was time to pay a visit. You knocked your fist on his door lightly. Hearing a low grunt on the other side of the door, you let yourself in. He looked up at you frowning. So apparently his feelings towards you still hadn’t changed very much.

“Sehun…I …how are you doing?” You folded your arms behind your back, shifting uncomfortably from one foot to another.

“Shit. Why the fuck do you care? Get out.” He mumbled, keeping his agitated gaze on your frame.

“Don’t be like that I’m trying to be nice…I’m trying to say thank you.” You lowered your head, admittedly you did feel uncomfortable and embarrassed showing Sehun gratitude, but he did save your life, so it was the least that you owed him. “I’m not sure why you did it, but I’m grateful anyway.” You bowed your head at him slightly.

He scoffed, pulling his duvet down so he could scowl at you properly. “I didn’t do it for you. I couldn’t really care less about you. I did it for him, he’d be broken if you were killed,” He rolled his eyes at you. “Please get out, I need some sleep.” You nodded your head.

“Minseok loves you, you know that right?” You said before leaving the room. “Last night when you were missing all he could talk about and think about was you. He was so scared that you had gone and killed yourself. He blamed everything on himself, saying that it was all his fault that you had run away. He loves you like a son Sehun. He said you mean a lot to him.”

His eyes widened, he sat up a little bit straighter looking at you.
“He said that?”

You smiled softly nodding at him. “He’s been through so much and he deserves happiness. So please I’m beginning you even if you don’t like me, just cut him some slack and leave him be. Minseok will never stop caring for you Sehun. I know you’ve been through a lot in life and I understand why you feel the way you do. But you need to realise that you will always have a special place in Minseok’s heart, no matter who else comes along. So could you please just let him be happy?” You stared at him for a moment.

He was staring down guiltily at his lap.
“I’ll think about it, okay?…please get out…I need sleep.”
You shut the door behind you, smiling to yourself softly. You were sure that he’d do the right thing.


A couple of hours later and you had just come back from shopping with Kris and Ara. He decided that retail therapy would do her some good, since she had been stuck in Kyungsoo’s room with him for days.

“She needs to spend time with her daddy. Don’t you sweetie?” He smiled at her, picking her up and kissing her on the nose. Seeing Kris as a father was strange but refreshing, since it showed that they all had it in them to make a change and be loving.
You had bought two crates of sanitary towels since it would become bothersome to have to go out and buy packs all the time, you weren’t sure how much longer you’d have to stay in this house, or even the next time you’d be on your period. You had decided to store the crates in basement of the house nobody ever went in there and they would take up too much space in your room so for now this was the best location. You grabbed the keys for the basement from a draw in the kitchen and carried them down the dark damp steps. Placing the crates down you, quickly left and went back to your room. The basement wasn’t the most pleasant place in the house.

You’d all decided to watch a film in the evening. Apart from Sehun who was asleep by now. You took a seat in between Baekhyun and Chanyeol. Feeling the most layed back that you had in quite a while. You were all staring intently at the screen. The film was a cross between a Romance and Comedy and was way too cheesy for your liking, but apparently Yixing and Jongdae were enjoying it.

“Hey Y/N isn’t that the necklace I bought you on your 15th birthday?” Chanyeol pointed to the main character on the screen. He was right, she was wearing the exact same necklace as you. A silver infinity symbol, with two small diamonds on either loop.
You nodded.

“Do you still have that?” He looked up at you.

“Yeah of course I have it on no—”You stopped talking. Touching your neck you couldn’t feel it, but you were sure you had it on today. Ara had been playing with it in the food court at lunch when you went shopping. You had it all this time. Getting up you raced downstairs to the basement, it had to be here somewhere you thought to yourself. You couldn’t lose it, that was your favourite gift from Chanyeol it was almost like a lucky charm.
Getting on your hands and knees you started scoping the dark room, desperately trying to find it. You moved the crates to the side away from the table that they were near trying to find your necklace. Suddenly you heard a beeping noise coming from under the table. Confused you looked up under the desk trying to locate the sound. Your eyes widened in shock as you jumped to your feet racing up the stairs to the living room where everyone was sitting.

“Everyone get out now! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!” you screamed, trying to pull everyone up from their seats. All of the boys stared at you in confusion

“Y/N what the fuck is going on?!”Jongdae hissed in frustration, trying to watch the film in peace, but you weren’t allowing him to do that.


“WE’LL DIE, GET OUT NOW! THERE’S A BOMB IN THE BASEMENT AND IT’S GOING TO DETONATE IN 5 MINUTES!”

Your relationship with Taeil from his POV

MASTERLIST

Taeil’s one wasn’t requested like at all lmfao and I know it probably won’t get many notes either because its Taeil like wtf do u lot have against him why don’t u like reading about him :( So I didn’t spend too long on this :( but somehow this is about 2,600 words long lol


Your relationship with NCT from his POV

I will do all the debuted members in NCT excluding Sm Rookies, but first I’m starting with the hyung line of NCT before doing the maknae line!


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5x09 review-One Fettered Slave

I can’t believe we’ve come to this point.

One episode before the final epilogue and it feels so surreal-i can’t even begin to imagine  how it must’ve been for the people that have sticked to this show for 4 years.

Ep 9 was what i imagined it to be: quick paced, action packed and extremely emotional.

I was scared about the analogy between the Helena moments and the general mythology arc cause they had to show a lot of things- especially after Siobhan’s death- but they balanced it well.

let’s analyze the different thematics:

  • The Funeral

Siobhan’s funeral  started with Sarah speaking . In an episode that is focused on another character i think the writers did a good choice not showing Sarah’s vulnerability.

She’s suddenly the pillar of the family and eveyone is expecting directions from her. She has to be the strong one there’s no other way. Her grief and feelings are not her priority right now  so she won’t break down. Not in front of Kira, not in front of everyone.

Sarah’s grown so much.This moment says it all

what am i supposed to do?

she can’t afford losing her child as well. She’s the reason she’s keeping it together after all. So she stays with her and comforts her. Something Ms S had done all those years when Sarah was absent.

I also adored the symbolism of her wearing her mother’s jacket.

Sarah taking responsibility, lifting the weights of this family

also congrats for letting Tatiana without make up in her  portrayal of Sarah (or rather the “no make up” makeup ya know) cause it made her emotional chaos more humane… her eyes said it all..

also about her breaking down- i believe we’re gonna see her grieve the way she’s supposed to after everything is finally over. Last episode is Sarah centric so it totally fits to have her moment in the epilogue.

What i didn’t like from the funeral scene was the singing at the beginning, which i found anticlimactic..it would be much better if we could just hear Sara and Felix speaking with no other sound in the background..

Also the fact that 4 days after S’s death they could walk and talk in a house that is a murder scene was totally unrealistic..Police had to be all over the place investigating and all…

Unless Art handled the situation in a way..but still a plot hole is a plot hole

  • Team working together

Cosima,Felix, Art, Hellwizard, Scott, Rachel ok what a pleasant suprise to see everyone working together. I loved the fact that supporting actors got the chance to actually help the ledas and be useful. Each one helped in their own field.

Cosima helped with the Dyad information and Scotty-Hell with the security system (even if it was kinda weak to hack the security system with such convienience-i’m bypassing that lol)

Even Rachel helped!! Rachel!!! My only complaint was Alison’s minimum participation in this but i get that given the circumstances her involvement  would be extremely difficult

Should i talk about Art??

Cause everything

screams

SACRIFICE

and all this time i ‘ve been crazy rambling about how his chances of surving are veeeery  low…. ep 9 built his exodus cause the final episode will be Leda/Sarah Centric…so be prepared guys…

i get Ebro’s schedule..i trully do..and i was fine with Sardinia..i was fine with Geneva as well cause there was a reason behind it plotwise but we’ve come to the point where there isn’t even an explanation about this…

they didn’t clarify the reason she left… cause it doesn’t make sense when Siobhan’s funeral was 4 days after the gallery party…there wasn’t a reason good enough to justify her absence that’s why the writers didn’t give one…they prefered to let the fans decide which reason was good enough…let’s be real though that was sloppy..and as much as i love orphan black i’m gonna point out  it’s weakening points as well.

  • Coady+ Mark

So Mark died absolutely clueless…his death matched Ira’s death, both manipulated by their creators, hoping for a cure that never existed in the first place.Too bad that there wasn’t any building up to bring tension and to make us care about those characters… so this scene felt kinda flat at least for me…i believe the reason behind this was cause ob writers didn’t want to make Coady a grey character…. well i for once celebrated her death after this scene

wait it is confirmed that Coady is dead right? I mean Helena beat the shit out of her so it would be  impossible to zombie out ?? or should i be worried??

  • PT + Rachel!Sarah

oh god PT without his wig is like a bulb with ears lmao

anyway so i loved these 2 together…this is the first time Sarah meets John am i right?

also congrats to the props team and the level of detail they use in each scene…i liked that Sarah didn’t wear the same patch Rachel wears…

a++ to the dialogue about PT perving out on Rachel because in that way Sarah put herself on Rachel’s shoes and actually saw for the first time how they were monitoring her sister and what actually means complete lack of privacy…

also both Susan and PT seem to have a perplexed image as to what a father/mother figure looks like

you don’t fuck your ‘son’/ or watch you ‘daughter’ masturbate and then call them “son/daughter” lol

but it gave me pleasure that Rachel never actually called PT “father” and that’s how Sarah got exposed..

the moment she cut him with the knife i was like “yaaaas finish him lol”


HELENA

  • FLASHBACKS

omg??

don’t get me wrong the kid was very good/ super talented and all

but how could they do this???

i mean it was SO.FUCKING.OBVIOUS that this isn’t the face of a leda clone you couldn’t concentrate on anything else!

at least i couldn’t! Especially when 2 episodes before they used canonically Cynthia!

i mean

??????

it defies logic?? there’s no excuse??

they could have dubbed the ukranian parts i don’t care if little Cynthia couldn’t play that good that was so wrong in so many levels… it had the “Spongebob takes a bath in the sea” logic lol

and it was really such a shame cause the flashbacks were so amazing..

first of all i loved the whole “pleasures of the flesh are unacceptable in a religious environment” thematic cause it adresses real social issues like the austerity and fake puritanism of social institutions.

the reason behind Helena’s bleached hair was a nice touch even though little Helena should also have some  burn marks after this…we got to know why she has those pink shades under her eyes as well so that was good..

as far as to why her hair is still blonde after all this time…well i choose to patch this plot hole by believing that Helena did this to herself again and again..she bleached/dyed them as a sign of punishment, self harm  and guilt cause that was the way she was raised- a mouthpiece and killing machine of others..

the art department did a brilliant job with the dollhouse and the correlation between Helena’s fixation with dolls back in her Rachel assassination attempt

Tomas took her and hide her the fact  that she’s a copy..she grew up in the illusion that she was special..that she was the original..in fact Rachel and Helena fantasized about the same thing and it is so fascinating to see how they are 2 different sides of the same coin…

  • Most Heartbreaking moment

Oh god this moment…

what kind of mother could you possibly make?

jesus Tatiana each time you give more and more, i haven’t seen an actor as committed and devoted as you are, you deserve all the praise girl woah

Coady found Helena’s weakness and it is not how she smells, looks or talks…it’s about her capacity of giving a future more bright and beautiful to her children than the one her younger self  had to endure…

and at the end of the day she’s willing to take the bait..  it’s either freedom or death…exactly like Rachel..there’s no middle ground..she won’t leave her children become experiments so that’s why i find super important that we finally get a Rachel Helena scene…there’s a high probability Rachel won’t make it in the finale so at least lets have a last glorious scene with the 3 of them as they try to escape…or so i hope…

  • THE TWINS

YEEEEEESSSSS

all this crazy rambling about this being a Sarah-Helena season finally came true! Everything came full circle and this moment was SO important like you guys don’t understand…

Sarah finally made up for Helena..she gave her her blood to keep her alive…she put each and everyone of her friends and family searching for her, she made her a priority- drowning her grief -cause she couldn’t lose another one..especially Helena.

And now she will help her give birth..she will be there for her, protect her, give her life even..even tho after the obspoilers fiasco my theory now is that Art is gonna save Sarah…because it is super symbolic .. it would be his second chance and his redemption after losing Beth.. now he’s gonna do it right. Idk it is so foreshadowing… i wonder what Rachel’s role is gonna be..i sure hope she’s the one that’s gonna kill PT but who knows at this point.


Ep 9 set the mood for a very powerful ob series finale..Helena’s inner world was raw and pure and it’s going to  parallel  Sarah’s  final  gut-wrenching episode.The twins are going to set the epilogue and i trully hope their journey will be as magical and  satisfying as this show was  for all of us.

Lack of Affection - Calum Hood

Hi guys, I’m back from a little vacation now I can finally write again. Sorry to those who had requested and I’m only starting to write them now. Hope you guys enjoy this one!

Also, I’ve never been to Italy so I don’t know if what I mention is accurate or actually exists lol. 

SUMMARY: You’re not into showing a lot of affection in public and you don’t know that it bothers Calum, until you accidentally curve him one day and he talks to you about it. 

Out of all your years of being alive, you’ve only really been in two real relationships. The rest were just “things” with guys that you thought was going good but they stopped hitting you up weeks later or two months the most. Those types of relationships that weren’t really relationships and you never called the other your boyfriend and they never called you their girlfriend. That type of thing.

So when you met Calum you thought it was just going to be one of those. You felt bad for your first impression of him by assuming that he was just going to have a fling with you and drop you when he got bored, knowing that he probably knew more girls more interesting and pretty than you, seeing that he is in a band and he is fairly well known. Until he surprised you one day by telling you how much he really likes you and that going on tour won’t change a thing.

And he was right. After he told you that, he left for tour a week later. Connections weren’t lost, communication wasn’t hard, and you both put in 50/50 of effort. And that’s how you guys managed to last a successful 6 months of a relationship. Sure it may not seem that long but when you’re in a relationship with someone who travels a lot and wakes up in a different city everyday, away from each other, it feels like forever.

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Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer Shot by Shot Rundown Pt 2

  A week late but here you go (the first run down can be found here)

disclaimer: i own nothing, all shots and scenes depicted belong to Netflix

it should also be noted that these are just MY theories and opinions. I am by no means an expert, and you are absolutely entitled to your own thoughts and theories.

without further adieu here we go-


MY BABY IM SO READY FOR YOUR RETURN

as long as she has her eggos and is safe that’s all that matters :’)

i hope shes warm enough

that person is me running away from all the shit that’s about to hit the fan

so i’m assuming this season is really going to focus on the lines between dimensions blurring around Halloween thus why Will is struggling so hard rn yada yada yada nothing new

i want to know why this monster is just now on the radar you know? like while Will was in the Upside Down did he know about THIS thing or just the demagorgan

dang i guess trick or treat is ruined then?

yyyyyyiiiiiiIIIIIIIKKKKKKEEEEESSSS i CANT EVEN TELL WHERE ITS HEAD IS WTF IS THIS THING

??? where are they? and who is that random man with them? it kind of looks like a lab or some place underground. also i’m screaming bc 

NOTE: their outfits here are different from the ones they’re wearing in the shot of them staring at the wall i love detective legends WHO GO OFF AND RESEARCH THE SUPERNATURAL by themselves how interesting 

no really who is this guy and who is he keeping tabs on (see: the white note cards to the left)

WHO YOU GONNA CALL (i made this joke in my last rundown i’m sorry i’m so lame)

i think i mentioned this in the last run down, but even though i’m not a huge fan of Steve atm, i’m intrigued by this dynamic of him and the kids they’re going to be doing

does every small town in tv shows have a lookout point where the core group congregates to see shit go down?

this is such cool cinematography if they did, in fact, make one side of the road green and the other dying on purpose

i’m ALSO SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC THIS SEASON (just bc Will was MIA last season, we didn’t really get to see much about his relationship with the other three aside from how much they wanted him back, and towards the very end of the final episode)

ok even though this new monster is creepy as hell and i’m so upset will has to suffer again this season……….this kid is a hella talented artist way to go Will you’re doing great

omg please stop hurting mah boy…but also wtf why do I have to deal with another slow burn ship this season screw this

…….you……..you’re to blame

who are you and what are those glowing light cylinders doing in front of you

NOTE: i actually think this is Hop in the same scene as a clip you will see later in the trailer…you can look there to see my theory on why he is doing this stay tuned

pictures???? of what I can’t tell. why are they showing these to him while hes in the hospital? (peep the gown)

someone help this kid pls

are they at an ER or a police station?

big mood Joyce (ugh I hate how she has to suffer through this again just let the Byers live please)

can’t even tell whats going on here other then the fact that it looks like the upside down next slide

what are all these wires yikes

this doctor seems like (based on what I saw this trailer especially) he’s going to become a new reoccurring character…interesting…he better not back stab any of my children or i will stab him in his back

DONT BE SAD MIKE SHES ON HER WAY BACK TO YOU 

oh my god a conversation between Will and Mike where Mike fills him in and tries to explain his feelings for Eleven HERE FOR IT PLEASE LORD

RUN MY CHILD FLEE I WOULD PROTECT YOU IF I COULD

I REALLY HOPE SHES OKAY OH LORD

MIND POWERS ARE BACK OH HELL YEAH

ummm…??????? first of all whose house is this, I dont reconize it and second of all…

why does she look so angry now i’m kind fo concerned WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?

halloween dance maybe? i’m just confused as to why people are at the school in the middle of the night, i think this is mainly wishful reaching on my part

what’s interesting to me about this shot is not even so much the drawing (which i discussed in my last rundown), but the fact that Joyce has the phone next to her again? last season she had it in hopes of communicating with Will, which causes me to question who she is waiting for this time?

a portal i’m guessing?

NOTE: I think that Steve and Dustin are going to be the main friendship focus out of the kids and Steve. i think it’s going to be Will off having problems of his own, Mike with Eleven when she comes back sorting things out, and Max and Lucas…which i’m guessing is going to be the love interest for max they’ve been hinting at and if any of the crazies out there start trying to SHIP Dustin and Steve I will come for your throats

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus please mAKE THIS STOP

IT LOOKS LIKE LITERALLY ALL OF THEM ARE CONGREGATED WHY AM I LIVING FOR THIS

nope ignore, next

IGNOREING THE FACT THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE A PARALLEL TO HOP WHEN HE LOST HIS DAUGHTER. NEXT

how many dang trips is Hop taking to the Upside down this season?

edit: see further down for the theory

see: my last statement 

who are you odd doctor man?

well he kind of looks as out of the loop as the rest of us so i think we can trust him…for now…

*heavy labored breathing*

oh boy…

excuse me while i scream until my lungs concave (OK BUT THE BED ROOM SHARING TROUPE PARALLEL??? CANT I JUST CATCH MY BREATH FOR FIVE SECONDS BEFORE BEING ATTACKED AGAIN?? okay but it kind of looks like theyre in a hotel???? why????????????)

Holes (2003) that should be Hopper behind her

this scene was in the Comicon trailer and it doesn’t concern me any less now 

me too steve…me too…

…will the real Karate Kid please stand up

actually, the more i think about it, the more i’m thinking Hop making all these weird trips to the Upside Down has to do with that deal he made with the scientists last season…like his end of the bargain was basically doing all the dangerous dirty work everyone else is too afraid to do 

that or he’s being sent to locate Eleven but I’m choosing to ignore this theory

YIKES (Part 18937487002)

lowkey think this is going to be that weird pet thing Dustin eventually gets but watch me be wrong

classic Samwise Gamgee

nothing but respect for my sons (if their love triangle causes any sort of animosity between these two this season I’m burning something)

i reeeeeeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyyyyy want to like Max this season and I hope shes more like cool and reserved and not annoyingly angsty and rude like so many tv franchises like to paint preteen girls. but Stranger Things has not failed me yet so I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt

interesting that Will and Mike aren’t there doing whatever the heck they’re doing, but Steve and Max are? idk if it means anything, it’s just interesting. makes me wonder if Will and Mike are going to be off figuring out whats happening to Will, while these four focus on something else? but what?

Dustin is ready to throw down (I think that this has to do with his “pet” they’ve been teasing this season. like idk maybe he’s trying to tame it or something)

everyone in this show is about to be in the best damn shape of their lives with all the running they seem to be doing my god

oh my god??? so it looks like they’re sterilizing him for something, but Hop looks like he’s in pain so I’m completely against whatever the hell is going on in this scene

NOTE: this is probably in reference to him paying off his end of the bargain with the lab

can this monster just calm tf down and give these mf kids a chance to take a BREAT?????????????? LEAVE

this whole trailer consisted of horrified looks, people in pain, and running

so maybe Hop is being used to test weapons for the labroatory on the monsters in the Upside Down? and that was the deal he made?

the amount of panic and seeming lack of experience these people working at the lab have expressed on multiple occasions makes me doubt their credibility as scientists to begin with

she looks terrified and sweaty this is not a good combination (also did you know that Nancy Wheeler could run me over with an 18 wheeler and I would say “thank you”?)

that looks like Nancy’s gun so looks like the core group is getting ready to rumble 

can’t tell if he looks suspicious, seductive, confused, or constipated in this shot so MOVING ON

??????????????? who tf are you? (based on the pictures on the walls, he’s in the Byers house?)

anD HES PUNCHING JONATHAN BYERS ABORT ABORT THIS JUST TOOK A TURN I THINK TF NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

I don’t think I’ve ever hated an idea more than the idea of my bois going into the upside down themselves no thanks

does anyone know this guys name? i can’t keep calling him Samwise

wiLLIAM PLEASE NO

a raid of sorts? but on what because this doesn’t look like the upside down so…the real world?

again with these inexperienced scientists working on what is apparently a very important government project. this staff need to be reevaluated

*Teenager by My Chemical Romance plays in the distance*

(the relevance behind this shot makes me curious, because from what i can tell which obviously isn’t a lot with the mask and such, its not anyone we know yet…and it’s just a bunch of teenagers sooooo)

i think it should be noted that Dustin is wearing the same outfit and headset from that scene from the previous trailer where he’s screaming “ABORT ABORT” so my guess is we are just going to have one episode where the kids venture into the Upside Down for a mission of their own (in which they ALL better return safely or I will be making some calls)

i’m confused now, because previous to this, it looked like Dustin was outside with the headset kind of running point, but here it looks like he’s in there with them??? idek anymore

i’m so sosososoososososososo really for this show down scene

HELL YEAH

this pretty much confirms for me my theory on how the love triangle pans out (Lucas and Max end up together) 

*sigh* at this point, i’m officially worried for every single one of the main characters 

LOOKS LIKE JOHNNYBOY HIT BACK(look at that bloody nose) OOooOOooOOOOOoO (also i can’t wait to hate you whoever you are we’re just going to call you Crusty for now)

hmmm….this is the same van that those teenagers in masks were getting out of a few scenes back…interesting

WHO ARE ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE

she literally looks so angry this trailer oh man…though this one she also looks more…upset maybe?

correct me if i’m wrong but is that not the woman who we’re pretty sure is Eleven’s mom? the distortion around the camera also kind of makes it look like a vision/ flashback, so this could possibly be something Eleven is seeing and explain why she’s so upset?

this looks like the same scene where she’s yelling and looking pretty mad. also noted: this is the same outfit she’s wearing when she appears in that unknown door way looking so angry 

NOTE: i’m also confused about her hair? like yes, i know they let Millie grow her hair out this season, but in a recently released short clip where Eleven busts out of the wall into the middle school, her hair is still buzzed. so does this suggest a time jump? if so, how much time has passed? does this also suggest that she came through the upside down a while back and has been living on her own long enough for her hair to get THAT long? which would mean she didn’t go to Mike or the others for help, she just has been roaming around doing whatever it is they’ll have her doing…

solidifies my belief that Dustin and Steve will be the main friendship they will be pushing this season 

NOTE: ….??? why does Dustin have flowers? i lowkey think Dustin is going to awkwardly go to Steve as like a big brother figure to give him advice on his crush on Max

eternal mood

oh okay wow…so this is actually right before all the shit with the kids going into the upside down all happens (Dustin’s shirt and headset)

all of these scenes with the same outfits makes me wonder how long of a time period this season spans over…honestly my guess would be like three days

lol why does Steve seem so confused by the contents of his own trunk

NOTE: whoa whoa whoa this just went from day to night…so the whole “do you still have the bat” scene is different from Steve actually removing the bat from his car

why does Steve have the bat to begin with? I thought it was Jonathan’s?

i’m betting said shit just officially went down

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M REALLY NOT READY GUYS THIS SEASON IS GOING TO SHAKE US ALL TO OUR CORES 

QUESTION: is there anything you guys want me to do when the episodes are released? maybe like an episode rundown w/ my thoughts and opinions? idek leave a comment if you reblog and have an idea

AND THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 3K YOU ALL ROCK MY SOCKS OFF LOVE YOU ALL 

Lance Week- Family

I’m late but I wanted to help celebrate my boy Lance!

anyways, this is angsty and short and I may carry it over into the other prompts (I think today is supposed to be friends? I’ll see.)

Enjoy :)


What is a family?

For a long time Lance had thought it was a blood relation; the woman who birthed you and the man who raised you, and any siblings that followed after.

But as he grew older, began to understand more about the world and its workings, he realized that his definition may have been faulty. Family wasn’t always a mom, a dad, and a sister or two.

Sometimes it was two moms, or just one. And other times it was two dads, or none at all. And then, if one were really lucky, there could be three people who each held the title parent.

And siblings didn’t always come from the same two people. Sometimes they had a different father, or a different mother, or none at all that they could remember, until they were taken in and raised by a loving family.

But what made a family?

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stygitsune  asked:

Hey lovelies, do you have any fics where Derek and Stiles are like an alpha pair together? Or like Stiles is an alpha mate with Derek still being an Alpha obviously lol. Any recs would be perfect thanks!! 😘

Just for you. Alpha!Stiles and Alpha!Derek. - Anastasia

Originally posted by mybrokenemotions

Puppies… ?! by Phantom_Wolf

(1/? I 1,105 I Not Rated)

When Sheriff John Stilinski came home from work at the late hour of 2am, his plan was to drop onto his bed and sleep for 8 hours. Not help his apparent werewolf son give birth on the bathroom floor.

Ready by ashley_ingenious

(1/1 I 3,117 I Explicit)

Derek Hale’s not an idiot, okay. He knew becoming an Alpha wouldn’t prevent him from going into heat. He just thought… he just thought he had more time, because Alpha’s don’t go into heat unless they’re in the presence of their true mate. And that, well, Derek hadn’t been expecting that.

Share More Than Territory by Omni

(1/1 I 5,221 I Mature)

I wish you would write a fic where… Okay! so bottom!Derek is a similar passionate thing of ours, so I was reading Choice (again) and I wondered what difference there may have been is Stiles reacted differently to Lance’s bite? Because Stiles is a badass and I firmly believe the creeper would’ve modivated him to carry a weapon. So… Stiles shows up an Alpha? Maybe?! ^_^

(Stiles is not only a freshly-turned werewolf, but also an alpha. But does that mean he can’t be pack anymore?)

The One with the Kiss Cam by nerdfightingwhovian

(1/1 I 5,225 I Teen)

While at a hockey game, which was totally Stiles’s idea, the cameramen behind the Kiss Cam think Erica and Stiles are together. Derek, right next to Stiles, has to intervene on the behalf of his mate.

Also, there might or might not be a homophobic couple who start screaming at our werewolfy hero. He also might or might not give them the cold Hale stare.

Excerpt:
“We were all wondering if we could go see a hockey game. Erica and I really love to watch hockey, and Boyd finds it fascinating, mainly because it makes Erica blood thirsty, and their sex life is really weird. And Danny likes it and so does Kira, and she’s single and ready to mingle after her last boyfriend turned out to be less than ideal. Isaac is pretty much interested in anything that will guarantee him getting laid. And Scott and Allison just want to use the cold rink as an excuse to cuddle. And Lydia will jump at any chance to do more match and basically show off her brain to everyone within hearing distance.”
“What about Jackson.”
“Fuck Jackson.” And yeah, Derek should have expected that.

In this Darkness (It’s You I Hear) by Kedreeva

(1/1 I 9,943 I Mature)

Deucalion bites Stiles on the way out of town, and Derek finds him in an unexpected condition….

The Academy by monroesherlock

(8/8 I 11,384 I Explicit)

Stiles and Derek own an academy where they break the most resistant of Omegas for their Alpha Masters and Mistresses.

I Don’t Belong Here by 4lw4ys_a_fri3nd_n3v3r_a_l0v3r

(13/? I 18,787 I Teen)

Stiles went to sleep in a town he had gotten used to. Now something is deeply wrong because now he has awoken in a town he doesn’t remember anymore. And he can’t figure out why.

Lydia went to sleep last night, knowing Stiles had died five years ago. But something is wrong because now he’s standing in the middle of the street, looking like he just crawled out of a grave.

Something is wrong, because Stiles? Isn’t supposed to be here.

Finger Food by AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle

(4/4 I 19,134 I Explicit)

Derek Hale didn’t expect for his mother to give him the alpha power. Especially not before he graduated high school. He also didn’t expect to meet another teenage alpha, Scott McCall. Or his human best friend, Stiles. He didn’t expect himself to be fixated on Stiles long and slender fingers. Or his exceptional skills in the kitchen. Derek didn’t expect a lot of things. Then again, sometimes that unexpected turned out to be a good thing.

The Long Journey Home by Cassiduh

(19/? I 23,313 I Explicit)

What happens when you sacrifice the good of one for the good of the pack? Derek decides the sacrifice is necessary but Stiles is out for blood with or without the pack. Nobody expected Stiles to take it so far, or for him to shun the pack for their lack of action. Underestimated one too many times Stiles decides it’s best to take matters in his own hands now that he has nothing to lose and is determined to succeed.

Why do you care? by jamesm97

(34/34 I 31,609 I Mature)

The Alpha pack go after the weak link to the pack Stiles, Stiles means the world to everyone in the pack especially Derek his boyfriend. After they cause the destruction they leave.

When Stiles is hurt and dumped on the door step of Deaton’s surgery beaten and bitten by the Alphas.

Stiles becomes a powerful Alpha after being trained in the ways of wolf and hunter he is put in charge of his own pack, Can he Cora and the Argent’s, Kill the Alpha pack and save LAURA AND TALIA!!!.

They aren’t dead just captured.

e Stand on Two Legs by Omni

(8/8 I 32,002 I Mature)

Derek pretends to know what he’s doing, and maybe he really does. Maybe he was too young to remember ALL the traditions surrounding the alphas within the Hale pack, but maybe he knows exactly what he’s getting himself into.

Stiles, however, really only cares about how he can use his new status to fix everyone so they stop wallowing in their own guilt and shame and the filth of abandoned train stations.

Oh, and let’s not forget the Gerard Monster and Alpha Pack audit. …That Stiles must, of course, help everyone through.

Glowing eyes by 0809m

(16/? I 37,852 I Teen)

“If you accept it, the bite will take. Someone so loyal like you, with so much will, you’re born to be like this Stiles.” Derek says.

Stiles stays in silence a big amount of time. He really wants this, as much as he would like to think, he can’t protect himself and he can’t count with Scott, not anymore. He wants this.

“Do it.” He says, no trace of doubt in his voice.

The Fox Who Ran With Wolves by AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle

(16/16 I 37,954 I Explicit)

Stiles is something of an oddity. Not only is he a fox born to human parents, he’s a fox whose also an alpha. And that just didn’t happen. Foxes were supposed to be omegas. Potential mates for alphas and betas who would bear their children and bring balance to an alpha’s power. Only, much like the rest of Stiles’ life, things never seem to go quite as planned.

Hybrid Learning by GreenasCole

(11/11 I 47,994 I Teen)

Peter had made some offhand remarks about Stiles’s potential. What if when Stiles turned down the bite he snarked off and said just the wrong thing, piquing Peter’s curiosity?

Now Stiles has been turned into some kind of aberrant werecreature with the Full Moon less than a week away. How will Derek manage an unruly Stiles and a love-struck Scott and still have time to actually build a pack of his own? Especially when a rash of bizarre murders puts him back in hot water with the Argents just as a new threat emerges.

And how can he discourage Stiles’s wildly inconvenient crush on him without breaking his heart and possibly getting eaten in the process?

The Art of the Pack by TheRowan

(23/? I 61,573 I Mature)

Derek and Stiles have begun a new chapter of their lives, married, raising their family,creating a pack when old troubles return and force them to make hard choices. It’s a real bitch grocery shopping, getting kids back and forth to school while dealing with a deranged druid and some old nasties. Their children it seems have their dads knack for getting into mischief.

Underneath by groffiction

(38/? I 171,563 I Explicit)

AU, where Stiles gets bitten by a Cyger – a type of rare Weretiger around the same time Scott gets bitten by Peter. Confused and more than a bit freaked out, they both are naturally suspicious when Derek shows up out of the blue. Still, there is something about the moody, aloof werewolf that both intrigues and draws Stiles to Derek like a moth to a flame. But, everyone knows that if you get close enough to touch flames, you get burned. However, with the promise of love, is that burning sacrifice worth it? And how does a Weretiger and a Werewolf even work as mates?

Seventeen As Band/Marching Band Members

Seungcheol: Trumpet

-He’s got the confidence *cough cough arrogance* of a trumpet player
-But also the talent and hard work to make up for it
-He would be shameless in his boastfulness and use any excuse to tell people that he made first chair
-If you genuinely compliment his playing he’ll get vry shy and be all bashful and flattered


Jeonghan: Clarinet

-He looks like he’s nice but is probably talking shit about the rest of the band
-Loyal af to those who earn it but will be neutral and non-expressive if you rub him the wrong way
-Probably joined band because his parents made him but decided to stick through it anyway.
-Is good at clarinet without trying and always gets first chair without actually practicing


Joshua: Euphonium/Mellophone

-UNDERAPPRECIATED AND FREQUENTLY FORGOTTEN
-Tries his best even when other people are slacking off
-Is generally a chill person in band class
-Is the only person who actually listens to the drum major during marching rehearsals


Junhui: Snare

-Acts nonchalant but takes percussion more seriously than he gives the impression of
-HE IS THAT GUY THAT NEVER WEARS A SHIRT DURING MARCHING REHEARSAL
-But no one complains bc dang boi you looking fine
-Causes people to miss their dot because they were distracted by his beauty or just plain shocked at his lack of clothing
-People think he’s showing off because he twirls his drumstick between his fingers really fluidly and like all of the time but in reality he does it subconsciously and didn’t notice he was doing it until Flutist!Seungkwan slapped it out of his hand one day


Jihoon: Oboe

-Refuses to do marching because he thinks it’s a waste of time and they don’t march oboe(he refuses to switch instruments)
-Takes AP Music Theory as well as band
-Jihoon: “Well at least I’m first chair”
-Jun: “You’re the only oboe in this class”
-Jihoon: “Shouldn’t you be hitting something”
-Thinks highly of his playing AS HE SHOULD because it’s the most beautiful thing
-The rumor is that after he left his audition into the band the band director had to take a break, cry, and come back to continue auditions
-Coincidentally, his next audition was Percussionist!Vernon so the band director ending up crying after that audition for the complete opposite reason


Soonyoung: Colorguard (I’M NOT EVEN SORRY)

-Is the most hype of everyone and  cannot stay still for the life of him
-Was a dancer until he say flyers for guard try outs and was like “guns? Swords? DanCING WITH FLAGS??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP”
-Is friends with all the marching band kids and knows everyone’s name in the program
-If you don’t march and are only in band classes then you don’t count in his eyes lol (unless you’re Oboe!Jihoon because he may or may have a small {LARGE} crush on u)
-Is the person who cheers and yells encouragement after each run through
-If you are mean or negative to him or someone he loves then he may or may not “accidentally” whack you in the back of the head with a rifle or swoop your legs out from under you with a flagpole


Wonwoo: Sousaphone

-Very chill and content with chit chatting with everyone
-Is probably the only one besides GuardMember!Soonyoung and Piccolo!Seokmin who is genuinely happy to be there
-Low key has resting bitch face but as soon as you start talking to him it’s a 180 flip and he lights up completely
-Has tipped over and fallen during runs several times over the years
-Mellophone!Joshua is always the first person to run and help him up
-Clarinet!Jeonghan is always the first one to start laughing and the last one to stop laughing
-If DrumMajor!Chan happens to notice Wonwoo fall while he’s conducting, he can’t help but stop immediately and bust out laughing


Mingyu: Marimba

-Thought about marching in the battery but was like “naw, it’s heavy and I’ll get all sweaty and ugh too much physical effort” so he stuck with front percussion and is very good at it
-Wears low cut tank tops or no shirt at all when on the practice field because “I am not about to get a farmer’s tan that will never go away”
-Still gets a major sock tan and will  complain about it incessantly
-Mingyu: “But it’s so noticeable!”
-Joshua: “When you think about it, we all have terrible sock tans… Is it like our own friendship mark thing?”  
-Jeonghan: “Shut up Joshua”
-Soonyoung: “BE NICE TO HIM”


Seokmin: Piccolo

-Can’t tell if he’s playing his instrument or just screaming
-Always smiling and making stupid faces back and forth with GuardMember!Soonyoung until DrumMajor!Dino catches them and tells them to knock it off
-They stop for like ten minutes then start again
-Enjoys sneaking up on people and then playing the highest note he possibly can directly into their ear
-He did this once to Oboe!Jihoon and never ran away so fast in his life because you better bet Jihoon ran after his ass
-Jihoon may or may not have put rainbow stickers all over his piccolo as a form of retaliation
-Didn’t work though because Seokmin LOVED THE STICKERS and kept them on until the next competition where DrumMajor!Chan was like “no you cannot march with those on your instrument, it’s not uniform with everyone else”
-TO WHICH HE BOUGHT 100 PACKS OF STICKERS FOR EVERYONE ELSE
-So that they could all be uniform with rainbow stickers
-DrumMajor!Chan shot him down immediately, but let Seokmin stick stickers all over him because he felt bad that he ruined Seokmin’s fun

Minghao: Saxophone

-This sassy diva omg of course he’s a saxophone player
-Was forced into marching by his parents but stuck with it because he liked the people who marched and wanted to stay friends with them
-Is naturally really good at playing the saxophone and doesn’t have to try very hard
-Wanted to do winter guard during the off season but was too scared of what the rest of the band would think
-Was almost convinced by Percussionist!Junhui to do indoor percussion but Saxophone!Minghao took one look at the fair share and was like “NOPE”
-Always talks to Percussionist!Jun during stand by
-DrumMajor!Chan doesn’t tell him to stop because he knows he’ll just start talking again
-DrumMajor!Chan has no problems putting Percussionist! Junhui in his place tho lol boy gets told off a lot but Percussionist!Jun always has a clap back, even if it doesn’t really make sense
-Chan: “Jun, for the love of God stop talking, and put on a shirt!”
-Jun: “It’s too hot, why don’t you take off your shirt!”
-Chan: “??? No?”


Seungkwan: Flute

-Likes to gossip with Clarinet!Jeonghan but always accidentally warps information or takes it out of context so it sounds weird
-Seungkwan: “Yeah so then Jun told Chan to take of his shirt”
-Jihoon: “this is why I don’t freaking march”
-Soonyoung: “oh but you should!” *spaces out with a derp face because now he’s picturing Jihoon shirtless under the setting sun with the wind blowing his hair*
-Doesn’t take criticism well
-Chan: “Flutes, play louder next time” -Seungkwan: “Maybe you should conduct better next time”
-Chan: “I WILL COME DOWN THERE”
-Is really supportive of the new kids and tells them fun stories to cheer them up when they feel overwhelmed
-Seungkwan: “Yeah and then Wonwoo just tipped right over and everyone kept going”


Vernon: Bass Drum

-Thought that being a percussionist would make him popular with the ladies so he auditioned but had no experience playing drums before
-Didn’t think it would be very difficult, but was dead wrong
-He was so bad he made the band director cry, but the director let him join anyway because they needed more percussionists
-He actually worked really hard and got better at percussion and even decided to march
-He wasn’t experienced enough to do snare yet though (which is what he really wanted to do) but was content with being put on bass drum
-Followed the influence of Percussionist!Junhui and also never wears a shirt, but people yell at him for it instead of staring at him lol
-Asks Percussionist!Junhui to teach him how to spin a drumstick between his fingers because he thinks it looks cool
-Spent the next six hours practicing it until he got it down perfect


Chan: Drum Major

-The most responsible even though he’s the youngest
-Commands respect from everyone marching because no one likes to see Lee Chan angry like it’s just not fun for anyone because he’ll pout for days
-Tries to keep everyone on task and is generally successful in this
-Made up his own little drum major salute for right before performing and everyone agrees that he looks so cute while doing it even though he’s trying to be professional and manly
-He’s the glue that keeps everyone from falling apart, and the marching band wouldn’t be nearly as good without him

A Lesson In Courtesy

In honor of the sweet and wonderful @riahchan‘s birthday, I have written a little bit of Starkling fluff.

Jon is in the rookery when word reaches him.

The king has been injured.

He does not wait to hear more from the skinny lad that has been sent to find him, and all but sprints down the tower stairs into the keep proper, roughly jostling past servants and guardsman in his way. 

A coldness grips at his heart, far worse than anything he faced at the Wall.

This is what he has feared since the moment Wyman Manderly had produced Rickon from out of nowhere, hale and whole, after the dust had settled from the siege on the Boltons.

Surely the Gods would not be so cruel as to separate them when they had only just found one another again?

Jon skids to a halt in front of the Lord’s Chamber and throws open the door without knocking. He is not sure what to make of the sight that greets him.

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If You Wonder

Originally posted by j-miki

Im Jaebum x Reader

Based off: If You Wonder by Jeff BernatI strongly suggest you listen to it, it’s honestly the sweetest song ever.

Genre: Fluff/a little angsty?? (maybe not? I don’t know lol)

A/N: I don’t usually write since I’m pretty self conscious and critical of my non-existent creative abilities but this is one of my favourite songs and the idea has been rolling around in my head for a while so I figured I’d put pen to paper and see how it goes.



If you wonder why


Why I love to give you flowers on a Wednesday

12 dozen roses at your door


You opened the door to your apartment early in the morning only to be met with an assemblage of roses shoved into your face. The arrangement was so large you could barely see the person behind it, the only aspect giving them away was the peek of their shoes from underneath, “I’m sorry about last night…” you heard a mumble from behind the flowers and suppressed a giggle. You grabbed the bouquet from your boyfriend, almost tumbling backwards since you didn’t realise how heavy it actually was.

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Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Rafael

Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Rafael

“Hold the door.” you heard a voice call from the corridor as the evaluator doors began to shut.

You stuck your foot in the way of the closing door and peered your head out to see who was calling. You saw a speed-walking Barba coming down the corridor towards you. He slipped in beside you and the doors closed.

“Hey Barba.I didn’t know you were here.” you greeted.

“Liv called me in to oversea an interrogation. Which was great timing considering I have court in an hour.” he commented bitterly looking down at his phone texting franticly.

“Oh stop complaining. You’ll get to court on time.” you said chuckling.

“From here to downtown Manhattan. Sure I will.” he smirked.

“I would know. I’ve been to practically every strip joint in the city today hunting down this lead. The traffic been great.” you joked.

“For the Santiago case, right? Shouldn’t your partner be with you?” he questioned finally looking up at you.

“Sonny, had a family emergency. So I said I’ll cover for him and anyway I’m much more convincing when it comes to strip joint owners. If you know what I mean.” you explained.

“I’m sure none of them can resist telling you anything you want. How many have propositioned you?” he questioned sarcastically.

“Not as many as last time.” you smiled.

That had earned you a small smile from him when the elevator stopped abruptly. It felt like your whole world had shifted to the side. Suddenly, the floor felt like it was going dropping from over you. Then their was a crash and then a sharp stop. You clung onto the wall for stability but the heel on the boot gave out and you crashed onto the ground.

“Are you alright?” Barba asked outstretching a hand to help you up.

“Yeah,” you said taking his hand and getting up, “I just didn’t steady myself quick enough.”

“I can tell.” he commented.

“What is going on?” you said ignoring his comment and going towards the doors to inspect them.

“Well I think it’s clear that the elevator stopped.” Barba quipped.

“Really detective? Honestly, your wasted as a lawyer, you know that?.” you snapped.

“You asked.” he shot back.

You sighed deeply. You went to the control panel and pressed the emergency button. A voice rang out informing you that their was a technical difficulty and that they were working to fix it. They said that it would probably take an hour.After that the door opened slightly. You peered your head out against Barba’s wishes and looked up seeing that you had stopped right in the middle of two floors and you couldn’t reach any.

Turning around you saw Barba tapping the screen on his phone.

“What are you doing?” you asked curious.

“Calling the courthouse so they can postpone court. I can’t believe this is happening. Why today?” he ranted putting the phone to his ear.

“It’s okay they’re going to fix it.” you tried to reassure him.

“You don’t understand.” he spat beginning to pace to the small room and hanging up the phone due to lack of service.

“Well we’re not going anywhere so explain it to me. ” you demanded trying to get a read on him.

You had been working at SVU for a few months at this point. You got on well with the rest of the squad. You maintained a positive attitude despite what you saw day to day. You liked to make others smile on their darkest days. You had an instinct to help people but that didn’t mean you were a pushover as Fin said after you went postal on a suspect you were “ damn right scary under that pretty face”.

You were great at reading people. You could get basic details about a person with just one look but Barba was complicated. Sure you knew the basics he was late thirties and single. You learned later that he was heavily sarcastic and liked to detach himself emotionally from cases. He was the polar opposite to you but much like your scary side he had a kind side as well. You being a detective had also picked up other details about him but you still didn’t really understand him.

He was a mystery but you liked miseries especially cute ones.

“It was the Greenwald case.” he admitted sadly.

“The serial rapist who targeted women in their early sixties. Same age as your mother, right?.” you understood.

He shot you a confused look.

“I’ve seen pictures of her in your office and besides I’m a detective you know.” you smiled shyly at him.

A silence fell over you two. You looked away but you could feel his gaze on you. You dared turn to look and met his gaze.

“I’m sorry for snapping at you.” he apologised.

“It’s okay. I’m just glad your not the emotionless robot I thought you were.”you chuckled.

“You thought that?” he questioned.

“Well obviously. You’ve been riding my ass since the day I got here. Everything have to be perfect for the oh so great one. ” you accused playfully.

“I’m the same to everyone.” he replied.

“No your not. You’re on me way more.” You shot back folding your arms defensively.

“Well you’re special.” he finally admitted after an intense glare down.

‘How so?” you questioned.

“Your not as good as a detective.” he sated.

“Excuse me, councillor?” you asked offended.

“I’m kidding. Lighten up and call me Rafael.” he teased pulling off his suit jacket and laying it down on the floor.

“What are you doing?” you asked raising an eyebrow.

“Getting comfortable. We’re going to be here for a while. And these pants are too expensive to get dirty on this floor.” he said sitting down heavily on the ground.

“And the jackets not?” you said sitting down beside him.

Once you sat down. You both launched into a much needed conversation. You told each other a little more about yourselves. Talking briefly about your past. He was actually quite funny when he wasn’t on you about a case. Very considerate as well. Just a big old softy like you. You could sense a beautiful friendship coming along but when you said this out lols you were met with a scoff and a sarcastic comment but you laughed off.

It was good hour before the intercom crackled, the doors closed and the elevator started moving again. You both got up and you helped him dust off his suit jacket varying jokes the whole time. The doors opened back to the squad-room floor. Olivia and Rollins were waiting for you both.

“Are you two okay?” Rollins asked as you both stepped out the elevator.

“Just great.  Two and a half hours of this one complaining.” you joked.

“Mmm and this one talking about her exciting new career as a stripper.” Barba fired back glancing over to you.

“Well, I’m just glad you two didn’t kill each other in there.” Olivia chuckled.

“Two minutes more and it would have been bye bye Barba. Which by the way is Barba’s favourite movie. Got thing for musicals.” you teased.

“While Y/N’s here is Pretty Woman. Whole life is based on it.” he shot back.

You both glared at each other before breaking out into smiles.

“Looks like the start of a beautiful relationship.” Olivia commented after she made sure you were both okay.

And she was right it was.

For it would only be two more months until he asked you out on your first date.

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

Ah yes, the ship that must not be named. Or that I like to call err0ri because it’s like an error in the matrix or idk. I’m not directly answering the ask because I don’t want it to show up in the search and have any brats in my inbox lol.
Alright, sit down, my child because this turned out so long, holy shit X”D

Tbh this ship never made any sense to me, and I was baffled when I joined the fandom and found out that it’s the biggest/most popular ship in the fandom. Like wtf the wrong with y’all?? First of all there is the obvious age gap. Why you gotta turn Levi into a pedo? He just doesn’t strike me as the guy that would fall for a teenager. He might care for them as a father figure and superior because he’s empathetic. But romance? Never. “But it’s only fiction!!!!!!!!!!!” Have you seen how teenager boys act nowadays? How can you look at someone as immature as Eren and think he would be able to take care of a man in his 30s irl? You wouldn’t. And idk what should be so different in the snk verse. Eren is immature and egoistic and definitely not, NOT. AT. ALL. suited to take care of someone like Levi who went through so much shit, grew up underground and lost so many people that were dear to him. They are on totally different levels. But there is more to it than just the age gap. There is a total lack of chemistry. I just don’t see it! But the worst is that the whole ship is built on an act of violence. How can abuse be the base for a ship? When I joined the fandom in 2013 it was totally a thing in err0ri fanart that Levi would beat Eren up before anything romantic or sexual happened. It looked like violence was a foreplay for them and that’s simply disgusting. Abuse was heavily romanticized and played down in this fandom. But it was just a trick to get Eren into the Scouting Legion right? Also it was the plan of Erwin, the evil guy that stands in the way of this ~dream ship~. Let’s just ignore how Levi did not only beat Eren a second but also a third time. The second time was just Levi’s way of bonding with his new squad, right? Lmao this was such a fucked up “meta” post that I read. For the third time they couldn’t even make any excuses. They just simply ignore it. Like basically everything else that happens in canon. This ship is so damn ooc. It’s like they are two completely different characters that just coincidentally look exactly like Eren and Levi. This fandom is an expert in mischaracterizing characters and I’m also talking about third parties, like every other character that could come in the way of the ship is a potential danger, an abuser and rapist. Maybe it’s because most shippers are very young and just see Eren as a self insert. Maybe they haven’t written many fics and that’s why they can’t get the characterization right. Who knows, maybe I would’ve fallen for this ship too when I was 15. (Though I was always into height differences, so who knows?) However, there are also enough people that are not teenagers or even around Levi’s age that ship him with Eren. I honestly can’t come up with any logical reason why you would ship these two. I don’t understand it and I honestly don’t want to. The only reason I can somewhat understand is “they are my favorite and second favorite character so I just want to see them together and fuck canon, I make up my own canon/AU”. Or if someone ships them for the ~aesthetics~. I don’t see these aesthetics, but tastes are different.

I gotta admit that in the beginning I was just unfazed by this ship and felt just indifferent. I didn’t mind if it showed up on my dash, I scrolled past it and sometimes even took a second to appreciate the art itself even if I didn’t like what it portrayed. But the more time passed the more I’ve learned how nasty the shippers are. Istg the shippers made me hate this ship with a burning passion. Now if any err0ri shows up on my dash, I get physically sick. I totally wish I could go back to indifference instead of feeling like puking, but I can’t. I’ve seen too much shit. And I’m totally aware that there are normal shippers, and that other ships have black sheeps in their flock too. But there are just so many err0ri shippers that can’t stay in their damn line. They have to take art of other ships and turn change Levi’s partner into Eren. They have to leave nasty comments under eru/ri art like “I think you meant to draw Eren as Levi’s husband instead of Erwin” or that the artist drew a rape scene under a simple nsfw drawing. And don’t get me started on the shit that goes on in the eru/ri tag on AO3. Why do so many writers have to tag their err0ri fics as eru/ri? Istg no matter when I check the tag, there are always 20-25% err0ri fics. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I don’t want to see it! NO ONE goes into the eru/ri tag to see this endgame err0ri crap. Especially not if all of them turn Erwin into a monster. Aren’t they tired of reading their own same shit over and over again? Can’t they come up with anything new? Why does it always have to be Erwin who is the bad ex and Eren the knight on a white horse who rescues Levi? Levi is no fucking damsel in distress. He would never let Erwin abuse him and he’s definitely not unable to defend himself. He doesn’t need a third person to get him out of there, especially not someone as unsuited as Eren lol. But I‘m repeating myself and already talked enough about mischaracterization. I just wish they would take a random OC instead or just stop to tag their fics as eru/ri if it’s just a past relationship and not the endgame. And NO, eruri/ren is NOT the solution. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. If I already hate err0ri, I definitely don’t want to drag Erwin into this shit as well. Leave him out of it. I know multishippers exist. I don’t understand how you can ship both of them when eru/ri is basically perfect while err0ri is the bad kind of trash, but ok. But I’ve never got along with those kind of multishippers. I talked to some in the past but it never ended well. So I prefer to avoid any people that are shipping err0ri tbh. Oh and one last thing… why do so many of them are such apologists? Whenever they are confronted with the “pedo argument” (yes, I’m aware that pedophilia is the wrong term and it should be actually hebephilia/ephebophilia but most people use pedophilia as a synonym for a minor/adult relationship), they get so defensive and aggressive and try to find stupid excuses why this ship is not problematic. Suddenly Eren is so mature because he’s in the military and that automatically makes him an adult. But once he has to face punishment for insubordination he’s a sweet child that doesn’t know any better. That’s so fucking pathetic and hypocritical. Just admit that you like a problematic ship and that’s it. It’s not that hard isn’t it?

Thanks for your ask, and sorry that this got so long :”D

too drunk to see (usuk/ukus)

hey, guys! thank you so much for 1,400 followers!!! I love you all! Here’s a small usuk (ukus??) fic to celebrate. I hope you like it! <3

Summary: “I just… you know. I just hate him. Smiling all the time. How does he even do that? Don’t his muscles hurt? It’s painful to watch. Ugh.” Arthur complained to Francis at the freshman reception party because as much as Arthur hated lots of people gathered in the same small espace, hey, free drinks.
“Oh my, someone’s got a crush.” Francis said amusedly.

Rated teen and up becauce of language/cursing/etc

You can read it on AO3 as well! 


Alfred was so bloody perfect.

Arthur hated him.

Alfred was adorable, a golden boy. Great grades, great looks, great baby blue eyes that melted everyone’s hearts. He had a loud laugh, but it was contagious and everyone loved his jokes, so it wasn’t seen as a bad thing. He had dimples and he had sandy blond hair and he was tall and strong and he looked so, so good when all sweaty from soccer practice… He had a carefree way and just the most delicious American accent and just…

He was just so perfect, and Arthur knew he had absolutely no chance with him.

He wished the reason was because Alfred was straight, then there would be nothing he could do, but he knew for a fact it wasn’t true. On Alfred’s second day he’d seen the American swiping boys left and right on the Tinder app as he passed by him in the cafeteria. And of course he’d seen so casually, not because he was trying to see what Alfred was doing on his phone.

“I just… you know. I just hate him. Smiling all the time. How does he even do that? Don’t his muscles hurt? It’s painful to watch. Ugh.” he complained to Francis at the freshman reception party because as much as Arthur hated lots of people gathered in the same small espace, hey, free drinks.

“Oh my, someone’s got a crush.” Francis said amusedly.

“Shut the fuck up, that’s the opposite of what I just said.”

“Uhum.”

“I don’t even know why I still talk to you.” Arthur groaned, finishing his fourth or sixth beer.

“Because I’m your only friend and basically the only person who can stand your grumpiness.”

“I hate you when you’re right.”

“Yeah. So. Have you talked to him yet?” Francis asked as he watched Arthur shrug and help himself to another drink.

“No?” he said, “Why would I go talk to him? It’s clear he’s not interested.”

Francis glared.

“How do you know he’s not interested if you haven’t even talked to him?”

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c-cygnus  asked:

i had to think about it but i'm a sucker for assassin aus so maybe this: ‘My apologies, upon closer inspection it turns out that you are not the person I was hired to kill.’ AU!! and u can let ur creativity flow and choose which one of the boys can be the assassin and all!! take ur time okay!!!! im going to love this already shalkdjflkaj thank u jojo ଘ(੭ु*ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭ु*.°❤

im sorry this took and got so long bc i think i deviated and also i got too carried away 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 but nonetheless i hope u like it bb!!! sorry in advance for any typos etc lmao
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jimin’s safety first,
jimin’s safety second,
prince jimin’s image third.

that was the duty of jeon jeongguk, his royal highness’ personal bodyguard. young park jimin, second and final prince to king yoongi, was always carefree, kind hearted. although gullible, too trusting, he grew mildly complacent, given that whatever trouble that he (rarely) got into, jeongguk would fix it.

his brother hoseok was the next in line for the throne, so he had nothing to worry about, except carry himself well, remain the image of a perfect man, a perfect prince charming.

one day he receives a scroll, with a neat cursived font, asking him to meet the sender at a small hut in the isolated forested area- there’s feedback from the villagers down in the rural villages, and they’ve hinted with a tone of desperation in the letter; and so he gets dressed, and departs without telling jeongguk, who’s busy preparing his luncheon.

he goes into the bathroom to freshen up, and spies a whole box of non-prescription coloured contacts. it’s strange, but he doesn’t question it- there are more urgent matters at hand.

jeongguk’s always got that standard suit and tie, slicked back hair, white gloves. he wears that stoic mask for far too long to take it off- it’s now a second nature to him. although sometimes that facade falls, he gets soft, gives in to his young master’s whims.

jimin’s always riling him up, teasing him for his clandestine poker face and emotionless ministrations- be it at cooking, when teaching him how to dance ballroom, dressing him for important occasions. but somehow, prince jimin always gets his way by either whining or pouting or a combination of both. you would’ve though jeongguk would be immune by now, but he’s still awfully soft for this generation’s prince.

jimin’s always stealing his cologne, ordering the servants to get them the same body soap so they smell the same- and jeongguk would usually click his tongue in annoyance, being very sensitive to smell, but jimin… is another entity altogether.

“jeonggukie~” jimin likes to sing, in that adorable lilt of his as he sits at the edge of his bed, kicking his feet in the air.

“yes, young master?” jeongguk will say, padding in with the expensive clack of his heels, only the finest for those the royals have a regard for.

“carry me, i’m small, please~” jimin knows how weak his bodyguard is, the way he averts his eyes and coughs awkwardly into his hand- but the result is always the same, jeongguk piggybacking him around the castle, whipped to the core.

that’s only one of the possible outcomes when jimin whines for jeonggukie~:

the other would be jimin asking for a kiss, flirtatious nature that ran strong in both princes, jimin and hoseok. “please, chu?” jimin would ask coyly, during a meeting, when jeongguk bends to refill his tea, or when they walk side by side when the royals make a public appearance.

jeongguk always waves him off, pulling the most cross face he can, with furrowed brows and eyes slitted. “young master, we’re in public. please stop being a brat and behave,” he will reply, monotonous. but the protective grip around jimin’s waist never leaves.

“nochu!” jimin will whisper-yell, sticking out his tongue as they make their way back into the carriage, a nickname he would rub in jeongguk’s face the rest of the day whenever his wishes were demanded, or at the slip of his tongue.

either way, it was attached with a sort of affectionate fondness, and jeongguk would secretly bask in it.

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