Headcanon: Lance is the loud one, constantly bragging to everyone who will listen about how cool and hot and perfect his boyfriend is
But Keith is the one who gives zero shits about PDA. He casually slips his fingers between Lance’s at breakfast. He rests a hand at the small of his boyfriend’s back during their morning meetings. At the end of dangerous missions, he grabs Lance by the collar and sticks his tongue down his throat. He frequently helps himself to a handful of ass whenever he walks by
lance : shiro, you’re the senior officer here. what should we do ?
shiro : (I DONT FREAKING KNOW OH MY GOD LANCE I AM ONLY 6 HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT TO DO WE’RE IN A GIANT LION ROBOT LOST IN SPACE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I AM JUST A CHILD OMG QUICK QUICK SAY SOMETHING SHIRO THEY MUST NOT KNOW )
I got into one of those HELLA rare overwatch games where like, everyone was chill and nice on both teams. Like, were defending on kings row and I’m playing junkrat (of course) and were holding them at that first choke point after they capture the objective. I set my trap in the little left hallway and I get a soldier in it and I’m like FUCK because I just shot my full clip and had to reload and I’m low on health so he one shots me with his rockets
BUT!!! One of my bombs banked off the wall by accident and went right at the soldier and killed him and I just went ‘OH’ in the chat and the guy was like 'BRUH…’ And I said 'THAT WAS A TOTAL ACCIDENT’ and they just went ’ B R U H…’
At the end of the match we were congratulating the mercy on my team for her sick ass 5 man Rez and the dude went 'also the fucking junkrat, even when u die you kill people’ and honestly it made my night lmao