lol at the last two tags

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I was tagged by a bunch of lovely people to post my lock and home screens, the last song I listened to and my last selfie (thank you @fairylightsstyles, @narry-though, @stylesunchained, @johnlennon-harrystyles, @two-swallows-above-a-butterfly and @aggresivelyfriendly!!)
I haven’t changed my phone screens in months and was about to but figured I’d wait til solo harry emerges lol.
I’m gonna tag @springtimeharrie, @legend-waitforit-harry, @tsevers, @punkcupcakestyles, @canyouimagine1d, @magic-view, @harryschancla, @soloharrie

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Alright I was tagged by @rogersxbarnesx so post my four favorite selfies! 

These are arranged from oldest to newest (left to right, top to bottom). I think the bottom right is my all time favorite just because its so fucking aesthetic and I felt so confident that day. The top right was Thanksgiving this year, the bottom left was the last day of winter break before I came back to school, and the top left was last year just going to class. If you look closely at that one, I actually forgot to put on mascara and that feels like a fun fact that should be shared lol. I also tend to take selfies at the same exact angle so like…sorry the bottom two are basically the same lol

I am going to tag @sexxistential, @buckysbumpkin, @rainbowliam and anyone else who wants to do it! (not even kidding, if you want to do this tag game just say I tagged you and no one will ever bother to figure out if I really did so just go for it)

And also thank you to my dear @scartissuejosh for tagging me also ♥️
Rules: 1. ALWAYS post these rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write down 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

1. Have you ever been in love?
Oh yes very much so one time
2. What was the last lie you told?
I told my dad I didn’t buy anything while I was out but I actually bought two cd’s, I don’t even know why I lied lol
3. Best compliment you have recieved?
The guy from my answer to question #1 told me I have the perfect personality
4. What question do you hate to answer?
“What’s your five and ten year plans”
5. Are you close to your family?
Kind of, but only to an extent. I very rarely share my feelings with any of them but I do love them very much
6. Do you have any fears?
Heights and small spaces
7. What do you study/going to study?
I studied nursing for a year, dropped out of nursing school lol, now probably going to be an MRI tech? No clue tho
8. Have you ever done something that you regret?
Not really, I usually regret not doing things rather than doing them
9. What is your favorite word?
Lovely
10. Have you ever gotten in serious trouble?
Honestly, not really… wow I’m boring
11. Favorite thing in the entire world?
John Anthony motherfucking Frusciante!!!!!! Wooooooo!!! Yeahhhhh!!!!!

I tag @frufighters @viviendollheart @djooshklinghoffer @thegreatpretender
@cop-a-fili @takingitontheotherside @funky-crime @dontstop-react-attack @no-life-of-imitation @lovehallucination @never-is-a-long-time

My questions for you all:
1. Where’s one place you really want to travel to that you’ve never been to before?
2. Do you enjoy having a routine or would you rather be more free?
3. Have you ever been in love?
4. What’s your favorite season and why do you like it?
5. What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
6. Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they?
7. What’s the last movie you watched?
8. Favorite album?
9. Do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?
10. Are you close with your family?
11. What does you Tumblr URL mean?

She’s the betta half of the two

Weekly Voltron Fic Recs #24

Rules: You can find past weekly rec lists here, and non-list recs in my general fic rec tag. This is stuff I like, and I have a huge bias toward Lance, hurt/comfort, and general fluff, in that order. Gen unless otherwise noted. Please comment on the fics if you read and enjoy them!

Yes, it has been a full two weeks since the last “weekly” rec list. I have a good excuse. TOO MANY fics. There have been SO MANY excellent gen fics in the last two weeks, mostly because of @platonicvldweek​, that I simply could not stop reading long enough to make a list. I am serious. And if I listed all of them, it would be just…ridiculously long. So many fantastic authors participated, and most of them posted seven stories, one for each day, and I just can’t do a rec for every single one.

So this week only, the rec list is going to be different than usual. For a bunch of the recs, it’ll a link either to an author’s collection of Platonic VLD Week fics, or one in particular that I consider my favorite, and I’ll make a few comments about how awesome they are, though that really should be a given. And I’ll ask you, my dear rec consumers, to go and read EVERYTHING each author wrote and comment as much as you can, because we need to keep encouraging this to keep the train going. IT’S BEEN WORKING SO WELL! Gen in this fandom is flourishing! It’s SO much better than other fandoms I’ve been in! That’s awesome, and it makes me really happy, but we gotta keep it going.

Not every fic here was written for the event, so some will be regular recs the way I typically do them.

So Here’s what You’re Not Going to Do by BreakTheDawn
Words:  19,572 (WIP 9/?)
Author’s Summary: He lets them take out the frustrations on him. Encourages it really, because people need an outlet for their anger, and Lance has always been the best at making people angry at him. (And if his heart twinges a little every time he has to let someone be particularly mean to him, then he just has to remember that this is what he’s good at. What he’s good for.) But Lance is an older brother, and an uncle, and a younger brother. He learned sometimes keeping people means sacrificing his own feelings for a bit. He’s been taught that he can’t always let his feelings take a back seat though. After all, what happens if the rock falls apart? So, while Lance is always prepared to be the enemy on any given day, there are certain days and certain things that he will not let fly. Or, What happens when Lance is sick of his teammate’s shit.
My Comments: At first I was afraid this was going to be one of those fics where everyone feels OOC in order to make Lance into the perfect woobie, but it’s really not. Everyone (except Hunk and Coran) is just having a bad day, or misunderstanding things, and they take it out on Lance because he’s an easy target for one reason or another. But Lance doesn’t take it lying down, which is good to see, though it eventually becomes too much for him. I really like these kind of emotional breakdown fics, not gonna lie, and I’m very much looking forward the healing that I know is coming. Can’t wait for more.

Friends in Space Places by VelkynKarma
My Comments: I’ve recced this author before, so you should KNOW how good she is, but holy crap, she pulled out all the stops for this week. By far the highest word count, and every single word is absolute gold. I have a VERY hard time picking a favorite from this collection, but the day 7 fic is a multi-chapter How to Train Your Dragon AU that’s still being posted, and holy crap, it’s so good. SOO GOOD. But they’re all good! So much hurt/comfort, so much protective paladins, so much badassery all in one place. Just read them. Read them all.

Hand-Me-Downs, Leftovers by yet_intrepid
Words: 1,181
Author’s Summary: “You don’t have to lie to make me feel better,” says Keith. “I’m not lying,” Shiro says. He takes a bite of his pizza; Keith mirrors him with the burrito. “Every step is a good step.”
My Comments: Short and sweet and perfect. So much feeling in a cold piece of pizza and a microwaved burrito. And I feel like I’ve had the same conversation during my college years.

A Dream Away by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
Words: 1,143 (WIP 1/?)
Author’s Summary: The Gen fics from my 1000 Followers Special.
My Comments: Just subscribe now so you won’t miss any. The first chapter is Shiro comforting a distraught Hunk, and the rest are going to be just as high-quality.

Blue and Bruised by DizzyBunnies 
Words: 13,196 (WIP 5/?)
Author’s Summary: While saving innocent citizens from a minefield, Lance and the Blue Lion take a beating. Lance’s high brain activity threatens the use of a healing pod, so the team venture out to find a plant that may help Lance’s healing process. Hunk stays behind to watch after Lance, but will he be able to hold down the fort on his own?
My Comments: It’s hurt!Lance, and you know how much I like that. I really like the character interactions in this one.

How Much is that Doggy in the Window by isabeau25
Words: 1,039
Author’s Summary: Prequel to “What Every Little Kid Wants.” Keith finds Shiro’s birthday present and the rest of the team makes sure it will work out the way he thinks it will.
My Comments: I’m going to say this a lot, but read the whole series. The younger paladins work together to get a puppy for Shiro, and it’s adorable and wonderful. The first fic in the series is about Keith adopting a pet for himself, and it’s absolutely perfect.

Dream, Seam by ardett
Words: 4,937
Author’s Summary: Lance is the blue paladin. The Galra realize this before he does.
My Comments: I’ve screamed before here about how thoroughly this fic wrecked me, but I mean it. It WRECKED me. The author and I are gonna try to co-write a sequel, because I lost control of myself and wrote a thousand words of aftermath headcanons in the comments. So yeah. Look forward to that. Also read the rest of this author’s fics for Platonic VLD Week. They’re all great.

You’re The Only North Star (Platonic VLD Week) by story_monger
My Comments: Oh, man, so hard to pick a favorite. They’re all so GOOD, and they’re scattered evenly across the entire crew. I’m tempted to say Moonshadow, because it has hurt!Lance, but I think my favorite is actually The Beat Down for Coran just being absolutely BADASS and AMAZING and also interacting with Lance and reassuring him and just being…amazing. Gah, that fic made me love Coran so much, and I already adore him. Read it. Read them all.

Platonic VLD Week by hufflepirate
My Comments: Again, pretty much impossible to pick a favorite, but the Pacific Rim AU is SO COOL. And also sad and heartbreaking, but mostly cool. Coran is an amazing mentor to Shiro, and so smart and kind despite his unease with the way the Voltron jaeger works. And his relationship with Allura and backstory with Alfor were beautiful and tragic, respectively. Read read read.

Maja’s Platonic VLD Week 2017 by windscryer
My Comments: Such excellent, excellent hurt/comfort, and a lot of focus on Pidge, which is refreshing. I think my favorite is Break on Me for the protective Lance, but again, they’re all amazing. Read them all.

Impulsive/Spontaneous by gringle
Words: 9,230
Author’s Summary: Lance and Allura finally have a bonding moment. Part of Platonic VLD week: Day 6 Injury/Healing
My Comments: Such an EXCELLENT Lance, and great interaction for him and Allura. I love stories where Lance becomes a diplomat for team Voltron and uses his social skills to be amazing and badass. Yes, yes, baby, you have a thing, and it’s a fantastic thing that not everyone can do (I certainly can’t, myself), and you should be proud. I was so happy when Allura got angry, holy crap. Protective Allura is my jam. One of my jams. I have a lot of jams, but this one is delicious.

Small Fierce Things by playswithworms
Words: 5,241
Author’s Summary: Pidge is badly injured. Shiro does his best to angst over it, but is foiled.
My Comments: Pidge is an absolute badass, and so adorable, and the way she was EXCITED about the possibilities in what most would see as a horrible, unredeemable situation was amazing, and so her. Love this one. Love Pidge. Love Shiro.

Platonic VLD Week by BrOwNiEfOx
My Comments: I think my favorite is Pride as Family. Love that lion bonding, and everyone gets a chance to shine. It’s all good.

Measuring Up by MoonlitWaterSunnyRiver
Words: 1,092
Author’s Summary: Keith has insomnia, and finally decides to *do* something about it. Turns out he’s not the only one up at night. Keith & Lance friendship, written for Platonic VLD Week.
My Comments: Aw, boys. Good talk.

Foundation by buttered_onions for mumblefox
Words: 8,982
Author’s Summary: “Wait,” Lance says, eyes narrowed in suspicion. “I thought you said you’ve known Shiro all your life.” “I might as well have,” Keith says. The story of how Keith and Shiro meet.
My Comments: STAR WARS AU. This is so so so good, holy crap. And it’s a Jed Temple Star Wars AU, where the boys are Jedi with all of the Old Republic Jedi crap about how attachments are dangerous messing up both Keith and Shiro and making it hard for them to navigate the friendship that both of them desperately need. But they figure it out. Gorgeous stuff, gorgeously written. Read the whole series.

Haircut by earthstar
Words: 1,946
Author’s Summary: Keith is in dire need of a haircut.
My Comments: I have previously recced other fics in this series. Just read it all. It’s all good. Then subscribe to the series so you don’t miss anything. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did.

Hair Care In Space by earthstar, isabeau25
Words: 7,764 (WIP 4/8)
Author’s Summary: Just because you’re travelling in outer space in a flying castle, doesn’t mean you can skip out taking care of your hair.
My Comments: Everyone is adorable and it’s all good.

Bridge This Gap by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) for mumblefox
Words: 2,287
Author’s Summary: Forming Voltron comes with side effects. A birthday fic
My Comments: POST-DRIFT HANGOVER CUDDLE PUDDLE FIC YES.

Gunna Go Far, Kid by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions) for buttered_onions
Words: 3,034
Author’s Summary: Shiro finds himself in the body of a six year old. Again. He’s not any more happy about it.
My Comments: You should just click on anything that has BossToaster as the author.

Come Back (as pure as gold) by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
Words: 3,567
Author’s Summary: When Shiro steps out of his lion after the final battle with Zarkon, something is off. Seems like he missed something. Ten years of it.
My Comments: See above. Also this ones hurts and I hate it.

the art of the trade by tuesdayandtuesday
Words: 2,696 
Author’s Summary: day three of platonic vld week - lions/bonding in which keith and red share a moment or three. s2 spoilers.
My Comments: This one is gorgeous and heartbreaking and so, so worth it.

Catch & Release by anonymous_scapegoat
Words: 2,625
Author’s Summary: Some Galra grunt makes the mistake of putting Pidge and Lance in the same cell. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
My Comments: Pidge and Lance being smart and snarky and perfect and working together really, really well. It really felt like an episode of the show.

when it rains, it pours by tuesdayandtuesday
Words: 2,461
Author’s Summary: day three of platonic vld week - lions/bonding in which lance cannot bear to be himself, and blue cannot bear to have him otherwise. s2 spoilers.
My Comments: I love Lance and Blue interaction so much, and this is beautiful.

Family is the Mixture of Chaos and Caring by CamillaLynne14
Words: 1,883
Author’s Summary: The teams morning has been… Chaotic. With a rough start to the day, then right into an intense training exercise, Coran and Allura feel guilty for how hard they’ve been working them. So the two form a surprise that may not go as planned.
My Comments: They tried, and no one should criticize them.

Hologram by AboveWeird
Words: 1,302
Author’s Summary: What Lance never anticipated was missing the stars. It felt so weird, so wrong to be out here among the stars when he knew nothing of their names or the myths they took part in. Most of all he missed the sun. It seemed like a silly thing. A giant ball of flaming gases shouldn’t be so dear, but yet no other star could ever mean as much. It had watched over him, looming and unseeing, for all of his life. It was a constant. And now, by an unthinkable turn of events, it was gone. All he had left was this hologram.
My Comments: Cuddle pile on Lance! It’s good.

Previously Recced Fics That Updated:
Handbook of Demonology by squirenonny for Pechat
Scattered by avidbeader
Someplace Like Home by squirenonny
Bromances in Space by ptw30
Playing Catch-Up by 5557
Love and Other Questions by squirenonny
In Sickness and Health by JamtheDingus
Chrono Story by Crowoxy
The Size Of Our Actions by buttered_onions
Silver Lining by HeIsSoBlue
Project G.A.L.R.A. by GemmaRose (now complete)
Coming Undone by Emerald_Ashes
Beautiful Minds by PotatoBender
Mini Lions by earthstar
Aid by Haurvatat

The Plan-Michael Clifford

Originally posted by michaelclifford

“I’ll never write a fake dating fic!”-me last year

Basically a university au/fake dating au where your parents and michaels are both constantly in your dating lives so you fake date to get them to stop bugging you, but actually fall for each other in the process

Throwing yourself down on your bed, you sighed loudly. “I don’t even want to see my parents this weekend.”

“Join the club.” Your best friend Michael said, lying on top of you horizontally so that the two of you were arranged like a human plus sign on your tiny dorm bed.

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The signs as shit my roommate says

Ares: I live in a seven person, rented apartment, with three bedrooms, and two dogs, in the city… I don’t have a fucking juicer. 

Taurus: Shit! It IS crusty lime green!

Gemini: He’s gonna watch it on his sixty inch TV and have a party in the tiny ass, one floor Floridian home. 

Cancer: Find yourself a nice Talapian boy.  

Leo: The last time I looked at a white person, they dabbed at me. 

Virgo: I can’t put down tiddy! 

Libra: I’m not fighting, I’m cartwheeling! 

Scorpio: Gang signs get you killed… donuts just make you fat. 

Sagittarius: I’m poor and nineteen. I can’t get her alcohol, I can’t give her money. 

Capricorn: She has lava in her vagina. 

Aquarius: When I eat, I chew.

Pisces: You can’t walk through a big puddle without making splashes. -Metaphor of 2016 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YA’LL I’M SO HAPPY:

  • MATT HOLT IS SAFE
  • KEITH IS GALRA
  • WE GOT TO SEE KEITH’S DAD
  • LANCE IS THE SHARP SHOOTER
  • PIDGE BONDED WITH HER LION
  • PIDGE BEING CUTE MOST OF THE TIME
  • CORAN AND HIS SLIPPERIES (I think thats what it is)
  • ALLURA AND THE SPACE MICE
  • I WOULD LIST MORE BUT I’M LAZY
  • I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF WITH ME

I HAVEN’T WATCHED THE LAST TWO EPISODES YET SO DON’T SPOIL ME PLEASE (Me and my friends are having a bet who’s not coming back from the final battle lol)

“Ladies first!”

today’s the anniversary of “A Tale of two Stans” so I drew the smols :’3

As someone who has been on this site for like 7 or 8 years I gotta ask something to other long time Tumblr users

Does anyone feel like hate and disrespect is getting a bit out of hand on the fandom side of this site. Like within the last year or two it’s gotten worse. I get that not everyone likes the same shows/ characters/ ships etc but that is why the anti tags were created. Now I feel like more people post not only on the anti tags but the positive side of that tag to irritate the fans of that person/ show/ ship whatever. Why so much hate?

I don’t know what’s going on lately but for some reason in the last two days I’ve had a barrage of EU-splaining in my tumblr inbox and in FFN reviews.

Like. Y’all, I’m glad you like the EU. That’s cool. But I don’t need theses about it dropped in my inbox. I don’t consider it canon and, frankly, I don’t really care what the EU says.

Top 5 Ships

Soo I was tagged by @sprinkleofhappinessuniverse to do this thing! Thank you, love!

1. Stucky

Originally posted by veronicalocge

I’m sorry, as much as I ship myself with Bucky (hah, realistic), these two deserve love and are meant for each other I’m sorry Staron or Romanogers these two are The Shit™. They’ve just been through so much together that I can’t imagine not seeing them together. Hell, the hashtag #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend had a point, bc these two are willing to go to such great lengths for one another that it’s so heartwarming/breaking to see them together on screen. (This does not mean that I don’t ship Seb and @thenightmarebeforebucky as ‘Sebella’, I just want Steve and Bucky to be happyyyyy)

2. Pepperony

Originally posted by trekkitkat

TONY DESERVES LOVE AND HAPPINESS UNLIKE IN CIVIL WAR WHERE PEPPER ABANDONS HIM (well, sorta) AND HE’S TRYING TO DEAL WITH A LOT OF SHIT HITTING THE FAN BC I BET IF PEPPER HAD BEEN THERE/HAD BECOME PREGNANT, NO SADNESS WOULD’VE HAPPENED BC STEVE IS A PROTECTIVEAND I’M SORRY THERE’S JUST SO MANY EMOTIONS

3. Fitzsimmons

Originally posted by sssssssim

These two… aaah, an emotional roller-coaster. Listen, they just deserve to be together and I love them so much and they’re precious. Peace out. That’s all I have to say about them.

4. ScarletViz

Originally posted by thatssocreepy

(For some reason it didn’t let me put in any other gif so…) Listen, I’m just neutral to this ship, but I’m running out of ships here, so… Also, as forced as this relationship was in the beginning, I’m starting to see the small bit of a silver lining to it.

5. Rapunzel and Flynn

Originally posted by jessestar10

(^this image is so cute and I bet no one will ever look at me the way Flynn looks at Rapunzel) LISTEN I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS HERE SO JUST BEAR WITH ME OK. I LOVE THESE TWO TOGETHER AND IF DISNEY STUFFS THIS UP, I WILL PREPARE TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR FIVE.

Anyway, I tag: @poe-also-bucky, @thenightmarebeforebucky, @theassetseyeliner, @denialanderror, @mellifluous-melodramas, @ursulaismymiddlename, @bucky-plums-barnes and anyone else who feels like doing this! Sorry if you’ve done this before or generally don’t feel like doing it! XD

analysing panic! at the disco lyrics:

  • basically insightful puns at every turn
  • lol who needs titles that make sense
  • sex????
  • what does that word mean
  • let me just google it
  • oh right
  • that’s great I can use that in my next essay
  • how can eyes be moon sized 
  • doOrs„
  • more sex….I think….
  • wait hang on why am I crying
You Never Asked

Title: You Never Asked

Characters/Pairing: Dominick ‘Sonny’ Carisi Jr./Reader 

Rating: T

Word Count: 2155 (It’s a long one, sorry!)

Warnings: Sweet, sweet unrequited love! Some language. Season 17 and 18 spoilers. The reader should be able to be read as any gender. 

Tagging: @carisiismyhomeboy & @jjuunniiee & @do-me-carisi


My ending is probably awkward. I just couldn’t stare at it anymore lol. This started as one thing, and ended up being something different. I hope it’s not too bad.



“Half a dozen cannolis to go please!”

“You mean your usual?” You smiled at the blue eyes looking at you. “Coming right up!” Detective Carisi, though you called him Sonny, had been coming to your bakery for the last two and a half years, and had become your best customer and friend. That’s the only reason you let him in with only minutes to close.

“This for the squad?” You handed him over his order, with an added bag of zeppole.

“Nah, not today. I’ve got myself a date.” He flashed you his signature grin.

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Two Bros and a Human (Chapter 1)

I know I probably shouldn’t start any new UT fics but I couldn’t resist… I’m a sucker for underfell fluff and @stuffedart‘s makes me want to write sooo much of it rip. Here’s some fluffy fell bros + Frisk

AO3 Link

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Tagged by the lovely @hello-pastel-dreams ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ♪

Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Relationship: single lol

Favorite color: gold 

Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick

Last song I listened to: “Liability” Lorde 

Last movie I watched: Moana !!

Top three TV shows: Haikyuu!!, Attack on Titan, Sherlock BBC

Top three ships: Bokuaka (the whole third gym boys tbh), kagehina, matsuhana (ALL THE SEIJOH SHIPS MAN ITS TOO HARD TO CHOOSE MY TOP THREE ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚)

I tag @lordkuroo @protect-yoonbum-please @tired-tobio @fascinatedfox @haikyuu-phandom @whocaresaboutanime @howellofmemories @k-noelle @leavethedoorshut @kryste-harte 

(U DONT HAVE TO IF U DONT WANT TO OC !!!!)

// HEYO! :D Here’s my version of the Meet the Artist meme that’s been going around! I got several admin asks as well, so might as well knock out two birds with one stone! 

Fun Facts & Q&As under the cut!

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… why are ppl who ship those two star trek guys so protective over the ‘space husbands’ tag… to the point where they message people asking them to “find a new tag”… it happened last yr with finnpoe and it’s happening again with baze/chirrut… 冷静… relax… if you have to see two men of color a couple of times in your sea of white it doesn’t really harm you does it…