lol at the last two tags

She’s the betta half of the two

  • erwin: oh no my letter opener has lost its edge
  • hange: don't worry, commander, i gotchu. i'll get you the edgiest thing in this castle.
  • hange: *clears throat*
Bundor the Dwarven WWE Champion

I was DMing my first session with three new players, all friends of mine. The party consisted of: a black Dragonborn Sorcerer, a kobold Druid with a grey pseudodragon, and a tiefling rogue out for revenge. They were going through the normal stuff, blacksmith’s daughter was kidnapped by goblins and the blacksmith tagged along to get her back. They were entering the last room (which had a sleeping bugbear, and three goblins), and the tiefling rogue rolled high on her stealth check and actually snuck into the room, along with the other two PCs. Then it was Bundor the Blacksmith’s turn to roll stealth.

Me, the DM: Okay, please be high! *rolls dice*

Dice: 3

Me: okay, that’s fine. I’ll just roll again. *rolls dice again*

Dice: Lol, 1

Me: *sweating bullet*

Me: Um…Bundor does a running jump and is going to attempt to grapple the bugbear. *rolls dice*

Dice: Nah, this is interesting. 18

Me: A…and now Bundor has the bugbear in a headlock, forcing it to the ground. Roll initiative.

The next few rounds of combat included the party scattering like roaches, the Sorcerer getting slammed into the ground by the now free bugbear, the rogue stealthily killing all three of the goblins, and Bundor rolling like Sonic to try and hit the bugbear (note: he missed and instead hit the aforementioned near dead Sorcerer, getting him down to 1 hit point.)
After that, Bundor was remembered by my players as a wrestler and friend.

Find Your Quarian Name

Somebody asked for a Quarian name generator in the Asari name maker tags, so here you all go :) Quarian names are way more complicated than Asari ones, so this is a little longer.

Given Name:
- First syllable of your preferred first name or nickname
- Middle(ish) syllable of your birth city (first if the name is short)

Clan Name (separated from given by apostrophe):
- First syllable of your mother’s first name (or other important person to you)
- Last syllable of your current city’s name (spelled phonetically)
- NOTE: “Tasi” means “no one” in Quarian. If you don’t like your clan name or don’t want to make a clan name, then Tasi is an acceptable replacement!

Are you vas or nar?
- Vas means “crew of [ship name]” and nar means “child of [ship name]”, so this is really just up to your preferences.
- But if you can’t pick, then choose vas if your age is an EVEN number and nar if your age is an ODD number.
- OR you could choose vas if you feel that you’ve gone through a “pilgrimage” (experience, milestone, or event) that you feel separates you significantly as an adult from your childhood self. 

Ship Name:
- First syllable of your fav video game character’s name (spelled phonetically)
- Last two syllables of your tumblr URL
- NOTE: “Nedas” means “nowhere”. So if you don’t like or don’t want your ship name, then Nedas is an acceptable substitute! 

So for example, my Quarian name could be Shadi’Sulees vas Mahrian (because my favorite game character is also the last word in my URL lol). But it could also be Remay’Tasi nar Nedas, or any combination thereof, depending on my choices.

Put your Quarian name in the tags/reblogs! :D

Coming out of the woodwork to make some announcements:

1. On My Love is still on hiatus and will continue to be until further notice. The muse just ain’t there rn guys :(

2. I’ll be opening up commissions soon! It’s been years since I’ve last done them lol. I’ll be making an official post/page, so keep an eye out for it! :0

anonymous asked:

chances of this episode totally no-homoing everything?

I’m gonna just copy past what I JUST said to @godshipsit in DM:

“… yeah i hope ppl aren’t too caught up with the cowboy idea and forget about the angst… 

… urgh but there really won’t be that much “gay cowboy” stuff cos Cas is gonna be all JAAAAACK and Dean’s gonna be all FUCK CAS IM RIGHT HERE AND YOU CARE ABOUT HIM?! lol but then they do have a hug and go off together on their own so hey lets hope :p 

… but I imagine Dean is gonna be a constipated idiot for that part and Cas canonically thinks Dean doesn’t love him anyway, they just made a point of that last episode, so he’s just trying to be removed and angelic about it and URGH THESE TWO… 

…the never ending “misunderstanding each other star crossed lovers can never catch a break and be on the same page whilst still blatantly in love cos its ENDGAME trope”


I decided to just add my tags cos why not: 

#like ngl i have hope that this episode will move the story forwards PERFECTLY #but yeah theyre not suddenly gonna be like DUDE HAVE I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU #theyre not THERE yet #so yeah it has to calm down after all the dean angst over cas specifically #but hopefully it will be more OBVIOUS that its being held back you know? #OBVIOUS that THEY are no-romantic-ing it not the writers #DEAN AND CAS are holding back…. yes please

alotbnouf  asked:

Hi!!! I was wondering if you have art videos and such?? I would really love seeing your process

i’m too self-conscious about my drawing process to record it and show to people, that’s why i did this step-by-step explanation, hope it’ll do

1. sketch layer (i usually start with 2000x2000 size canvas and then just crop/resize it after sketching out what i have in mind)

2. lineart layer (aka the part where i use a combination of lasso tool and ctrl+t a lot because this is the last chance to get proportions and stuff right)

3. colouring, for which i usually make two separate layers: one for skin and one for hair/clothes (because i am a baby who gets easily confused when there’s more than 10 layers in total)

4. (optional) sometimes i also colour lineart

5. …and then add an overlay layer because an overlay layer makes everything look better

that’s it, basically. sorry i used such a shippy pic as an example lol

yeah man i drew him. eggnis. because he’s an egg.

i can’t remember if eggnis is one of the chocoborks but if so, gonna tag @louisvuittontrashbags, @hypaalicious, and @diabolik-trash-heap

drawn on a whim expressed in the tags of this ( post, which i currently am too lazy to hyperlink from mobile.

i’m so tired

“Ladies first!”

today’s the anniversary of “A Tale of two Stans” so I drew the smols :’3


@duckscrymoo tagged me to… post recent selfies of this year, i think? instructions were vague, bro, but that’s what i’m going with ;p

i just went back thru my selfies tag and picked some favorites lol… im noticing a few trends in the faces i make lmao

You Never Asked

Title: You Never Asked

Characters/Pairing: Dominick ‘Sonny’ Carisi Jr./Reader 

Rating: T

Word Count: 2155 (It’s a long one, sorry!)

Warnings: Sweet, sweet unrequited love! Some language. Season 17 and 18 spoilers. The reader should be able to be read as any gender. 

Tagging: @carisiismyhomeboy & @jjuunniiee & @do-me-carisi

My ending is probably awkward. I just couldn’t stare at it anymore lol. This started as one thing, and ended up being something different. I hope it’s not too bad.

“Half a dozen cannolis to go please!”

“You mean your usual?” You smiled at the blue eyes looking at you. “Coming right up!” Detective Carisi, though you called him Sonny, had been coming to your bakery for the last two and a half years, and had become your best customer and friend. That’s the only reason you let him in with only minutes to close.

“This for the squad?” You handed him over his order, with an added bag of zeppole.

“Nah, not today. I’ve got myself a date.” He flashed you his signature grin.

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As someone who has been on this site for like 7 or 8 years I gotta ask something to other long time Tumblr users

Does anyone feel like hate and disrespect is getting a bit out of hand on the fandom side of this site. Like within the last year or two it’s gotten worse. I get that not everyone likes the same shows/ characters/ ships etc but that is why the anti tags were created. Now I feel like more people post not only on the anti tags but the positive side of that tag to irritate the fans of that person/ show/ ship whatever. Why so much hate?