lol at her thinking that would work

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Chelsea ( @opensmother-lippedlover​ ) and I ( @jessjust​ ) met December 5, 2012 on Tumblr (Yup, I remember dates well). Immediately I noticed how sweet, polite, and interesting she was. We continued to talk here and there, and making our relationship official months later. We dated for about six-months. Initially everything was great, but the long-distance was awful and we were too young to know how to handle it. We called it off. We went our separate ways; fell in-love here and there with other people. 

Years later I was working for the Texas Legislature, near done with my undergrad degree, and with the flexibility to move anywhere. I then realized how much I kept thinking about her, wishing to share the precious memories I was making at my job, how supportive and uniquely proud she would be — and truly how much love I still had for her. Not knowing where she was in life I decided to reach out to her, told her how I felt and she left me waiting (lol) Some time later she finally came around and told me she felt the same way. Well the rest is really history. 

(The day she asked me to be her girlfriend)

We left Philadelphia and houston, and we moved to Chicago after I got a scholarship at DePaul Law School, and she began her education to become a Veterinarian. Most importantly we created our own little family with our baby Gatsby, a cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Now I’m proud to call her my fiancée. I would give my life for her. 


We’ve had bumps here and there like any other couple, but we love each other enough to fight for each other. That’s what’s important. And why I proposed December 17, 2016 at the art institute!

She may still get mad at me when I forget to place the new toilet paper in the holder and I may still get annoyed when she talks through a movie. All in all, that’s what a relationship is about loving each other and ironing out the little differences.

We want to share our little story with details sometimes left out by the media. With our relationship on the spotlight I hope this encourages others to love and work hard for their relationships ❤️ love is out there, it’s just hard to keep.

(This is an old video Chelsea’s dad filmed of the first time we saw each other again after years apart)

More photos of the engagement can be found in our Instagrams: Cnicolem_ and J.essrdgz

my wife and I walk into the superclinic

my wife: I can’t remember the name of our doctor, who do I ask for?

me: Dr Vidya.

my wife: How can you remember that?! I can’t remember anything except that she looks a bit like Symmetra, just maybe a bit older. Do you think saying that would work? “Excuse me, I’m here to see Symmetra.” LOL

me: Um

me: I don’t think we want Symmetra as our doctor

my wife: Why?

anonymous asked:

that really happens to you? at pride? you'd think people would understand the whole one has to be masculine the other has to be feminine thing is bullshit. I'm sorry.

the lgbt+ community isn’t perfect. whenever ducky dresses more masculine the waiter gives her the check, when i dress more masculine i remember being told I was the man of the relationship (by a gay male), when we both dress femme people think we’re sisters, and when we both dress masculine people are surprised we’re together & we get the question how does our sex work (which like ? lol don’t worry about it? people are so nosy) And i get a lot of this type of talk is queer people kiking with one another - i know there’s that element. but beneath the talk there’s a clear idea that there is just a binary and while that may be applicable to some queer couples, queer people as a whole are inherently much more complex and to stick us in boxes of roles inhibits us as a community I feel.

anonymous asked:

what are your sexuality headcanons for the paladins?

Ehhhhhh, hmmmm, let’s see… I mean, I support all kinds of ships in the fandom that probably break my headcanons, so this in no way implies that I disagree with other ships. These are just my, personal, headcanons for sexuality and… other things. Because I went overboard, as usual -  

Lance - Bisexual (obv). Biromantic. I think he probably has some issues expressing his attraction to men, however. Not because he’s unaware of it, but because he has a “Han Solo” type image he wants to portray to those he wants to impress and so it’s easier to stick to only flirting with ladies. That is, until he’s confident and comfortable enough to express how he really feels to his new “family.” Lance is, in my opinion, a very, very secretive person that uses his typical attitude as a sort of smoke and mirrors idea to convince those he meets otherwise. Because insecurity. Also, I think Lance kind of shifts between being quite masculine and quite feminine when he feels comfortable in doing so. I don’t think he suffers from gender dysphoria, but I don’t think he allows his gender to dictate how he presents himself (again, once he feels comfortable enough with the people around him. Dat insecurity and desire to impress be gettin’ in the way). For example, back home with his family and in his neighborhood and where he’s most at ease, he’s more than happy to wear makeup. Or, say, during Cuban festivals like the Havana Carnival, you know damn well he’s wearing one of those more revealing getups with the fancy headdresses and all the beaded decorations and flashy sleeves and feathers, etc, etc. YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS HEADCANON AWAY FROM ME! GIVE ME HAVANA CARNIVAL LANCE! NOW! 

Keith - Gay. Super gay. As gay as they come. SO gay. Homoromantic. I also headcanon Keith as being somewhat hyper-romantic, meaning that he really, really desires a romantic relationship (far more so than anything sexual). Like, he’s the type that forms feelings hard and fast and without mercy, and so he tries really, really hard not to give in, but it never works. He’s more apt to keep such things bottled up tight than ever express them, however–too afraid of rejection. 

Pidge - Asexual. Aromantic. Pidge is far more interested in platonic bonds and values her family/friends more than anything. Which is why it’s so important that she find her family. I’d imagine she has a hard time making friends as well, so what strong bonds she does have are very, very important to her support system. She has anti-social tendencies, but is very dependent on the people she does love to be there and love her in return. I also imagine she suffers from gender dysphoria, and that–though it’s something that doesn’t really affect her position as part of Voltron any–it wears on her a bit. It’s clear from the space mall episode, when she couldn’t decide which bathroom to go in, that how she’s presenting herself–at least in public–is stressing her a bit. I think she’s comfortable enough with Team Voltron not to worry about it, but something inside her is uncertain. Whether this leads to her making a transition or identifying as gender fluid isn’t something I’ve decided yet, however.   

Hunk - Panromantic and asexual. I dunno why I love the idea of asexual Hunk so much–maybe because it’s interesting to headcanon both him and Pidge that way due to how different they are. I like the idea of romantically distant Pidge, who still needs all her platonic relationships, while Hunk loves romance and wants it and all the frills that come along with it. But he’s also patient and doesn’t really go looking for it? Like, he knows it’ll come someday and he’s just waiting for that perfect person(s). Until then, he’s more than happy to give cuddles and love to his friends. I also think Hunk would do very well with polyamorous relationships and would be more than willing to be in one/want one. And though he has no active interest in sex himself, he’d be more than happy to participate if it made his partner happy. He’s not sex-repulsed (as Pidge probably is), he just doesn’t care one way or another.   

Shiro - Demisexual and demiromantic. Shiro partially takes a while to warm up to people because of the trauma he’s been through, but also because he’s always been very focused elsewhere and so he’s never thinking about romance or sex at the forefront. When it does hit him, though, it’s deep and burning and certain. He’s the kind of person that loves someone his whole life, even if they don’t love him in return, and so even though he may not end up with that person, a flame for them will always exist inside him, even if it is subdued. That’s just how deeply he feels things–it leaves that much of an impact on him. But, like I said, it does take a special kind of person and a lot of time to get him to that point. 

Allura - Gray-sexual and demiromantic. Allura has a lot more important things to worry about than sex and relationships. I also kind of headcanon that sex wasn’t a huge part of Altean culture anyway. Allura feels sexual attraction sometimes, but it’s not hard for her to control, nor is it distracting. That doesn’t mean she can’t be a sexual person, just that it’s not something that’s overpowering unless she lets it overpower her at her own volition. I would also imagine that she takes a while to romantically warm up to people, even if she’s platonically very friendly. If she’s going to enter into a romantic relationship, it needs to be with someone she’s partners with–both romantically and otherwise. Someone she can work with, but who can also manage themselves and offer things productive to the relationship. Allura would need–I think above anything–an efficient relationship. Which is why this determination would have to be solidified before romance was introduced or even considered. 

Coran - I… don’t know, lol. I usually headcanon Coran as being very dedicated to the royal family and so his personal life wasn’t something he considered important. Which I guess would make him a kind of asexual and aromantic. But I also imagine that Alteans are very good at compartmentalizing, so even if he was attracted to someone/in love, he wouldn’t allow it to get in the way of his duties. Therefore, I consider Coran’s personal life to, well, be none of my business, hahahaha!

“Isn’t in kind of unrealistic, statistically, that all the Voltron members be part of the LGBTQ+ community?”

No. If it weren’t for the gender and sexual stereotypes that permeate human society, I theorize that diversity among such things would be far more wide-spread. Not only that, but each lion represents a different type of person and I think it’s perfectly reasonable, therefore, that each paladin show variances all over the spectrum, not just in their personalities. They are five pieces that come together to make a whole, so like they represent different races and personality types, other things about them should show differences as well. Which means that, yes, I do get slightly annoyed at the lack of female representation on the team. What little representation women have isn’t enough, and Hunk or Shiro would have made really good female characters without it altering the story one bit. 

ANYWAY! Hope that sums it up :D

Originally posted by keith-the-galra

Snobbishness is a funny thing.

*Me at 22 when I was working part-time at a flower market and then one of the other girls found out I had a degree*

*Her* “You think you’re better than us? Right?” (She was mad. And smoking. Maybe drunk. And really did not know how to apply eyeliner.) 

*Me* “Hey, I grew up poor too. I just thought it would be nice to work with flowers till I figured things out. I always liked flowers. My parents never bothered about the garden we had; but I always did.”

*Her sneering* “Cute. Fucking cute. You and your fancy degree. But you think you’re better than me?”

*Me* “Honestly, at this point, I truly hope so.”

anonymous asked:

how would rfa + v and saeran react to mc asking them to watch anime with her bc she's anime trash lol

Lol! We were actually working on an anime trash MC, so thanks for requesting it! Hope you like it. :) 


Zen:

  • He stops by the apartment on a surprise visit
  • You thought it was the mailman or something
  • So, when you open the door, your anime is paused in the background
  • You quickly try to change it, but he grabs the remote and keeps it from you until he can see
  • “MC, you’re into this kinda thing?”
  • You think he’ll be weirded out, but he only calls you cute
  • He smirks when he sees what anime you’re watching
  • “You realize I’m one of the voices in this, right?”
  • “You speak Japanese?”
  • He makes you find the Korean dub so he can show you his skills
  • You feel a lot more at ease so you ramble on
  • As you’re rambling, you mention your favorite character and the one you find really annoying
  • He gives you a blank look
  • “That’s the character I played.”
  • “Oops….sorry, babe.”

Yoosung:

  • He reads shoujos
  • You like anime
  • You are like a perfect couple
  • Talk about kissanime ;););)
  • You guys make a tradition to watch anime together twice a week
  • Usually end up binging the series on a Friday night though
  • You both get really invested in everything
  • Sometimes emotionally invested

Jaehee:

  • You’re on a lunch break
  • So, you pull out your phone and continue watching the anime you started the night before
  • You’re so absorbed in it, you don’t hear her coming behind you
  • You get jumpscared and just stammer out that you were just watching a cartoon
  • “MC…I know what that is. I’ve watched anime before.”
  • “What? Which one?”
  • “…..I’ve watched an anime before.”
  • When you get home, “Do you want to watch two anime?”
  • You spend the night binging on some shoujo anime
  • You both are yelling at the TV because of the bad relationship choices
  • When it’s finished, you both are just kind of dazed
  • Jaehee proclaims that she never wants to watch one again
  • Lies
  • She’ll always end up watching it if you’re watching one

Jumin:

  • MC is visiting his penthouse
  • While he’s finishing up some call, she scans through his bookshelf
  • She finds an interesting series tucked away on the last shelf
  • “Jumin…you read Manga?”
  • Turns out he was curious about it since he’s heard so much of it before
  • He admits to seeing a few anime
  • You say you want to watch a few together
  • He agrees, and you guys binge one of your favorite series
  • The next few days, you start realizing he’s quoting some lines from it
  • And acting strange during some moments
  • Like he kabedonned you at one point???
  • You confronted him about it
  • And he explained that you seemed to enjoy those moments in the anime so much
  • He really did it just to make you laugh
  • You melted


Seven:

  • It’s cleaning day for you two
  • He stumbles across this box of yours
  • He finds a bunch of posters and pillow cases with anime guys
  • You happen to step into the room at the same time
  • He gives you a look
  • Low-key judging you for being such trash
  • Low-key just jealous of the anime guys on the posters and pillow cases
  • He’s seen one or two anime but not a lot because he’s barely had time with his work
  • You sit him down and make him watch some with you
  • He pretends says he doesn’t like it that much
  • You let it go, but one day you hear some familiar music from his work room
  • “Are you listening to soundtracks??”
  • “What? No…”
  • Anime is an acquired taste for him

Saeran:

  • He hasn’t exactly been exposed to much entertainment
  • When you accidentally slip that you watch anime…a lot…
  • He asks you to introduce him to some of them
  • Oddly enough, he really likes the music
  • It’s what draws him in
  • Once he’s seen a few with you, you catch him watching them on his own
  • He claims that he likes the action ones a lot

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Make me stay at work late, have fun spending your new years covered in syrup

A few years ago when I was in my second year of college I worked at a Five Guys and was scheduled to work on New Year’s Eve. Normally the store would close at 10 but because it was a holiday, we were closing at 8 that night and I had a party to get to after work. Like a plague, a huge line of customers forms around 7:50. We were still open for another 10 minutes so we had to take their orders but we kindly let each group know that we were closing at 8 that night. Most people were very understanding and some even ate and left really fast but two groups of people (one wearing obnoxious blinking party hats) seemed to take personal offense to us telling them we were closing at 8 and stayed as long as possible seemingly just to spite us. We kept the doors unlocked so every time new customers came in thinking we were still open we would say we were closed hoping the people still sitting there would get the idea and pack up and head out. Didn’t work.

It’s now approaching 8:45 and I’m gonna be late to this party regardless so now my mindset shifts from getting people to leave to getting revenge. Five Guys has those fancy, touch screen, coke machines. The nozzles need to be taken out and cleaned and without the nozzle, the water and syrup don’t mix well and spray out like a diarrhea storm in every direction and the syrup just globs onto everything. One of the tables had finished their food a while ago and, possibly in an attempt to prolong their stay, kept refilling their drinks every few minutes. I decide it’s time to get more of a jump on cleaning so I take the nozzles out of both coke machines knowing what would happen, stand at the counter and wait.

It took all of 2 minutes for some girl to get up and head to one of the machines. When she hit the button the machine just fucking assaulted her with coke syrup while making this loud ass hissing noise that clearly scared the shit out of her. I look over at her and her white shirt is soaked and covered in dark spots. I was just about to walk over to her and explain what had happened and passive aggressively apologize for the “accident” so she wouldn’t cause a fuss with my boss when I noticed she was walking to the other machine. I stood back and watched as the same fucking thing happened again. At this point, I just walked over and said something along the lines of “Oh, sorry. These machines do that without the nozzles and we’re closed so we’re cleaning them now.” I think I handed her like two napkins as if they would help. She and her friends left without an issue a few minutes later which signaled to the other group that it was finally time to leave.

tl;dr Five Guys I worked at closed two hours early on New Years Eve, some guests stayed almost an hour after closing. I took nozzles out of coke machines to “clean them”, some girl tries refilling her cup at one and then the other and gets coke syrup sprayed on her by both

venialityyy  asked:

What would the 104th & vets do after they found out their significant other has cheated on him/her?

Mikasa: Punches the next best thing there is
Reiner: That’s cool, then we’re quit now. 
Bertholdt: Oh… okay…
Annie: Punch a hole into the wall right next to their head ‘How could youuuu?!’ is actually crying
Eren: What the heck? I trusted you?!
Jean: What does he have that I don’t?
Marco: Don’t worry, we can work this out!
Sasha: Dramatic af
Connie: Screaming in confusion
Historia: lol bye
Armin: Needs time for himself to think about it and see if he wants to go on with the relationship 
Ymir: Laughs and goes on eating chips
Levi: You can’t be cheated on if you don’t let anyone close enough


Hanji: Doesn’t mind, depending on who it is
Erwin: Drinks away his sorrows
Nanaba: Dramatically slaps S/O in the face and rage cries
Mike: Frowns until person explains themself

This little stinker is 4 months old this week, and it has been 2 months of life with Zoe!
She has come a very long way and it has taken a lot of work and patience. I think if you asked us for one word that described her best, that word would be obstinate! But in a way, that describes most collies. She is also very sweet and loves to cuddle, but sometimes it’s like trying to cuddle a shark! She can be very bitey lol
Physically she has changed so much, most of her soft puppy fur is gone, she is losing those sharp needle like puppy teeth, she is, at this point, all legs and her ears still have a mind of their own. Sometimes they stand straight up, sometimes they flop over the top of her head and other times she reminds me of the flying nun because they go out to the side and the tips are pointing down! She is rapidly gaining on Zak size wise and in weight, she is going to be a bigger collie than what Zak is.. Zak and Zoe are 2 peas in a pod now, where one goes the other one is right there, and the cat has finally accepted her to, most of the time.
It really is hard to believe that it has only been 2 months because it is hard to remember what life was like before Zoe. She really has helped heal our broken hearts after losing Brodie like we did, and in many ways, she acts very much like her.. We love this silly little girl very much!

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For Lack of Prey (DVA/Mercy)


A/N: For an anonymous patron. 8,000 words, explicit, alternating POV. Enjoy!

You can also read this story on AO3.



Despite it all, she was freezing cold.

Not a single breeze blew into the tent. Somewhere above her a dozen jets screamed overhead, returning from an evening patrol. The sound brought to mind vivid images, all thinly connected by memories and sensations. Like standing on the tarmac in weather reaching 47°C. The jet engines and the hot rush of air, somehow even hotter than the sun above her. A cold aluminum can, still sweating in her hand only to blister it minutes later. Just from daring to exist in the open. Her palm had been red for days.

She glanced down at her hand. It was still red. When she wiped it off on her lap it smeared. Again a flood of loosely-connected sensations, her brain splitting and existing in the past and the present at the same time.

She had lost a lot of blood, she knew, and she was dehydrated. The picc in her arm and the fact that she was being fussed over by one of her favorite people hardly registered, though.

“You shouldn’t be up already.” Dr. Ziegler tried to angle her back down so she could rest, but Hana shook her head.

“If I lie down any more I think I might get sick.”

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RWBY Vol. 4 Ch. 12

How many times is this show going to make me cry? Like, I’m not comfortable with this at all.

• It’s about to go down, guys.

• This Nuckelavee for real reminds me of that thing from CTCD and I just want it dead. Please. (“Return the slab”)

•Ren’s semblance is awesome.

•Qrow/Jaune wtf did that look even mean?

•Oh crap, their asses are getting handed to them on platinum platters.

•GO CROCEA MORS

•Stop screeching, man. It’s not that serious.

•Ren’s rage scares me. Like, honestly scares me. He, as I’ve noticed, gets a kind of one track mind when he’s angry and doesn’t think clearly so he starts getting a little reckless. And that’s so unlike him.

•NORA NO

•My baby did that self sacrifice for her man ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

•Ren low key peeped and Nora low key liked it. Don’t lie. We all saw that smirk.

•That thing did not just throw her like a ragdoll

•Oh, shit. He’s losing it again. Don’t touch his girl or he goes nuts.

•Yeah, Ren. Chill. You’re getting more wounds than necessary.

•Ren, please take a moment to calm yourself and think rationally

•Damn, I felt that slap.

•I love Nora’s progression from when she was a child. She was so scared and dull. Now, she’s still scared, but she’s also so vibrant and more confident. Proof that things 100% can get better.

• On another note, I think Ren’s kind of finally seeing her as a young adult that doesn’t necessarily need saving. I think he still saw her as that scared, defenseless kid from years ago. Like, he needed to protect her. I think now he sees that she can protect him too if they work together. But I’m pretty sure he knew that the whole time. I don’t know. These thoughts are jumbled.

•Papa Ren’s knife ❤

•Her hand ❤

•Team RNJR strategy time!!!!!!!!!

•I love how teamwork skills have progressed through the series. Like, Jaune still needs help and Ren supported him because he knows his leader still has a long way to go.

•Nora, wtf?

•YES! A GLIMPSE OF NORA’S HAPPIER SELF. I’VE MISSED HER.

•Ren’s getting serious. Back up guys. Give him some room

•Ren: Lol, did you think that pterodactyl screech would scare me?

•YES, REN. KILL THE BEAST. That inner monologue gave me a reason to be at peace

•Speaking of, I’m glad that Ren can set him mind at ease.

•Don’t ask why, but I thought Qrow disappeared because he would do some backwards shit like that.

•Where’d these airships come from?????? Who called you????? Who has service out here????

•Oh, makes sense.

•Baby Qrow is gonna live, guys

•Mistral really is beautiful (Lol, I don’t remember who posted it and I’m going to find out when I’m done here, but they’d said that if Ren, Nora, and Pyrrha stayed, and Jaune had been from Anima and stayed, they’d all be at Haven. So what made them all go to Beacon (how did Renora even get there?) Just something to think about. I promise to cite as soon as I’m done if I can find the post again 😅) Update: the user is Sunder-the-gold

•IT’S CANON. MY BABIES ARE CANON. They didn’t need a kiss to be canon and I just love that. Boop is playing. This is perfect. I hope Jaune starts teasing them in V5. I think this is good way to start making up for Pyrrha’s death. Key word: start. You’re not done until she’s back in the flesh.

•Oh… Rubes… she’s left already… babes, honey

•Weiss is finally getting out of here!!!!!!

•Baby Blake!!!! (F the new WF)

•Yang upgrade afffffffff

•Poor Tai. Both of his babies are gone again.

•Zwei is life.

•THE PICTURE OF TEAM RWBY

•Jaune, baby it’s gonna be okay. I promise. (They’re playing Cold. I’m officially done.)

•Aw, it’s a little memorial now with Papa Ren’s knife.

•Team JNR cuddle and mourn time.

•(I’m pretty sure Nora and Ren share a bed, if I’m not mistaken…)

•WEISS IS FREE!

•Old WF for life!!!!! I love the look they share

•Is that Menagerie???? Sure looks like it kind of. SHE’S GOING FOR BLAKE

•I’m still confused about Oscar. I want to learn more

•Ilia, WF spies, fuck you

•Cinder, fuck you, too. (I still think we should her for human transmutation so we can bring back Pyrrha)

•Don’t say lost, Ruby. Please.

•Ruby is so strong. I love her to pieces ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

•Qrow’s dry humor is great

•Oh, shit. She’s going for Ruby and not Blake… great! (Lol, I think she’ll be the one to tease Renora instead ;3333)

•This letter drove me to tears

•Oh, hell no

GUYS! THE MUSIC! THE ACTING! THE DEVELOPMENT! THE PLOT! THE ANIMATION! I’M DEAD!

Now, we have to wait for the soundtrack and V5 in Fall… I can’t wait that long. Please. Please no.

More speculations bc im putting off doing my work!

How do y’all think Link met Zelda? The obvious answer would be “well, when he became her knight!” however, Zelda wrote in her diary “Tomorrow my father is assigning HIM as my appointed knight…” suggesting that Zelda knew of (and resented lol) Link before he became her knight. So if that’s the case, how does she know him? Did she meet him through Mipha? Was there some buzz going around Hyrule of a young prodigy swordsman? 

Or, I guess a simpler explanation could be that he was the Hylian Champion first, and was later knighted……. but that’s not as interesting 

catchthespade  asked:

JUMIN/MC ;^))))))) (the light of my life)

:O!! You got it fam, same here I live for these two <3 (I’m sorry it’s so long I always get so carried away when it’s Jumin OTL)


Who’s the cuddler: Jumin! Though MC likes cuddling a lot too, I am a stalwart believer in the notion that Jumin is touch-starved. When he finally finds somebody he is comfortable with and actively wants to be close to, it’s almost subconscious. He’ll pull her close and reach for her hand, play with her fingers, kiss her ring while tracing her skin with words of loving gratitude. He’ll embrace her from behind if she’s cooking/baking, make a home for himself where her neck meets her shoulder before they both go to sleep, spend winter nights with her swaddled in his arms as she nods off.

Who makes the bed: MC! Jumin tends to start the day rather early because of work, so he’s usually up first. After a long, consuming kiss and several reluctant pecks, she’ll be left to curl up in his lingering warmth and scent for a few more hours before she starts the day herself. He would probably insist that she leave the tasks to the maids, but MC just used to doing it herself. 

Who wakes up first: Jumin! Judging by the life he’s lead for a while now, he’s used to waking up early and tends to be an early riser on his own. That being said he counts it as a blessing, as he often loves to marvel at the way the break of dawn dances across MC’s hair and bathes her in its glow; seraphic and radiant as the angel he believes her to be. Most of the time he’ll be patient and unwilling to wake her up when she appears so tranquil in the land of dreams, but from time to time he’ll be unable to help himself and kiss her softly awake, murmuring “My Sleeping Beauty” as he holds her close.

Who has the weird taste in music: Depends on how you define weird, but for this one I’m going to go with MC. Since Jumin tends to have a very refined taste in music–with preferences for classical, opera, and orchestral music– MC’s tastes are a bit more strange and myriad. She would probably listen to a wide variety of music if she were musically inclined, and enjoy anything from theatre music to punk rock to a little hip-hop and pop. I think they would both respect the other’s taste, and find that a few of the other’s selections would appeal to them greatly. Phantom of the Opera music can often be heard playing in the house after MC moves in oooops

Who is more protective: That’s actually a tough one, in that I think they’re both fiercely protective of the other (though sometimes I wish Cheritz made MC speak up more ugh). So I’d say both but in different ways. Jumin is protective in just about every sense of the word, though he would grant his MC complete autonomy so long as she exercised basic precautions. Her safety is always his number one priority. He knows what he can’t live without, and that fact tends to make him extremely careful about her physical health (security guards everywhere lol), though he’s also very attentive about her emotional/psychological health. MC on the other hand works to protect him from harm inflicted by those who objectify him and neglect his feelings, particularly the female sycophants we often see buzzing about him and his father. She’s very conscious of how he’s feeling and can read him easily, with open arms, a comforting murmur, or a sweet lip-lock at the ready the moment he needs it. 

Who sings in the shower: Haha, MC, assuming she’s musically inclined as I mentioned earlier. The first time Jumin caught her doing that she was mortified and crimson, hiding behind the bathroom door and apologizing for disturbing him as soon as he came home. He drew her close and reassured her that it was quite alright, stroking her hair as he told her she had a lovely voice and that she shouldn’t silence herself on his account. From then on MC could often be heard trilling about the house now and then, and Jumin would lean back wherever he was, close his eyes, and enjoy the euphonious melody. If he knew the song, maybe he’d join in for a bit in a low bass.

Who cries during movies: MC! Though it’s rare as they tend to prefer watching uplifting things, anything heart-wrenching or terrifying will often cause MC to tear up. Whenever Jumin would spot the liquid crystals clinging to her eyelashes, ready to fall, he’d embrace her tightly without another word. MC would listen to the sound of his heart and cuddle into his warmth, content and calming quickly in his arms. Gentle fingers would smooth away what was left of her tears and soothe her with gossamer kisses, murmuring words of comfort.

Who spends the most while out shopping: LOL Jumin, hands down. This man, this adorable donut, literally spares no expense as showcased by the Valentine’s Day dlc. Whenever he goes out, his mind will wander to MC no matter what he’s doing. Whether it was something that matched the color of her eyes, or a dress that complemented her skin tone perfectly, or an ornament that was perfect for her person you better believe he will buy it no further questions asked. Then he’ll come home with bags upon bags of beautiful, classy things; all things he insisted were too perfect for MC to ignore. I’d wager MC would tell him there was no need to go so far and that all she needed was him, but Jumin–albeit melting at her insistence–only wants to spoil her even more upon hearing it.

Who kisses more roughly: Jumin. Han. Granted he tries to be gentle, and succeeds most of the time. But on those days where his need to be with her–to drown himself in the delights of her body and lose himself in the person that loves him for all he is, the person he never thought might exist–wins out; his kisses are desperate and consuming and raw. Additionally, when MC is feeling forward and expresses a bit of excitement herself he can get lost in sheer passion along with her. MC never has any regrets though hot damn

Who is more dominate: Jumin, again. This is a man who is very accustomed and most comfortable in control, so he often takes a lead that MC readily allows him. Though he may be coaxed into a more submissive role from time to time, he has a natural tendency and preference for the former.

My rating of the ship from 1-10: Based on the canon content from Cheritz, I’d give it a solid 9/10. I love this ship, I’m an absolute sucker for it. Jumin is such a wonderfully complex man, with a benevolent heart despite his routine sass and default stoic demeanor. He’s endlessly devoted and loving, and wants nothing more than to see his MC happy by his side after everything she’s done for him in loving him unconditionally. MC takes the initiative to help Jumin when he needs it, and understands that the mental turmoil he’s suffering is a result of years of unhealthy stifling of his emotions. She coaxes those feelings out of him, taking great care to be gentle, and helps him understand a part of himself he’d never been able to express safely all his life. My only gripe is with how insensitive her dialogue and reactions can be in the game sometimes (really, we have to interrogate Jumin about Rika and Elizabeth the Third eighteen times, really) in that the phrasing can be hurtful or MC doubts his perception of reality. And while that’s somewhat warranted, I think Jumin is pretty clear that the love he develops for MC is profound and separate for the love he holds for his cat, which he explains he knew was a bit excessive but chose to believe it was real and reciprocated for his own peace of mind. That, and MC definitely could have defended him and communicated his struggles a bit better to the rest of the RFA throughout his route. 

Hi guys! Well, here is a new little fic, I’m hoping to have it finished in a timely manner. but don’t quote me on it, lol. I hope you enjoy! 

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Update on account:

To my dear lovely followers…

Guess who bought her own domain??? ME! I’m now the proud owner of ShitSlytherinsSay.com (which basically redirects to here lol) but still huge step right? I feel like since we’re almost up to 19,000 Slytherins (and other houses) it’s time to step up the game. So yeah i’m super excited to see where this account goes! But seriously guyyyys i’m working on setting it up!! 

Also, I’ve been thinking about doing maybe like weekly vlogs and such like that via the Youtube. I’m not sure yet, but I think that would be fun. Also i would do things like live streams so we could watch Harry Potter together, or chat. Maybe even do videos discussing Slytherin / fandom things!

Send me a message or comment below your opinions!

celestialbrnze  asked:

pidge is most likely slytherin

Mmmmm I LOVE Harry Potter aus and I’ve been seeing a lot of people post their hcs about everyone’s houses… And I agree with like none of them lol so let’s start some Discourse™. Shoutout to @dollygale I love u Mari <3 Write your fic soon okay I’m Dying Squirtle.

This’ll just be like… House headcanons ‘cause this post already turned out long as hell. I’ll post more headcanons later lol.

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I know it’s a silly reason, but I’m surprised everytime I see a video discussing if the Mystery Girl is a gem or a human no one mentions this: 

Ears.

Let me explain. Human designs in the show are varied and a little weird sometimes, they can have either visible ears, or have their ears covered or be completely earless 

(Yeah, earless, like onion… and weirdly enough, Mr. Fryman, temporarily at least. Uh…).

Aside from Steven (and Stevonnie), there is not one gem with visible ears, not even a single one. They DO have ears (if a few frames of Amethyst’s ears here and there are to be believed), but the thing is, gem character designs don’t have visible ears, and this is 100% consistant, so I do believe this is an intentional design decision. 

Hell, not even Smoky (who could have totally gotten away with having visible ears because they’re part human) escaped this rule.

But Mystery Girl does have visible ears (only one ear is visible at a time, but we did get to see both her ears being visible separately).

anonymous asked:

Characters reacting to MC fangirling over anime characters?

Author’s note: what shows do you guys watch??? I’ve seen so many animes and read so many mangas it’s ridiculous

Yoosung

  • tbh he probably fangirls over LOLOL as much as you do over your anime
  • he would try to get into the anime that you were watching so he could understand what you were crying talking about
  • “OMG MC, I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DIED”
  • “Now you know why I was crying a couple nights ago.”
  • now every Thursday when it comes on he makes popcorn and you watch it togehter

Zen

  • when you told him that he was working with a voice actor from your ALL TIME FAVORITE anime, he was pretty confused
  • later that night when you went to bed he searched it up 
  • that next day he came home with a signed poster and a note from them
  • yOU WERE JUST SO HAPPY AND he was so happy that you were happy
  • little did you know he spent all day trying to get an autograph for you and worked really hard to think of what you would want your fave to say

Jaehee

  • already being fan girl herself, she knew how draining it could be
  • she asked a TON of questions
  • “Have you ever written a fanfic? Do you have a blog? lol guilty What about posters?”
  • as long as you went to a Zen concert with her she would be more than happy to attend anime expo with you

Jumin

  • when he opened your closet and all of your fan gear came out, he was so confused
  • even when you explained what a fan girl was he still didn’t get it
  • it wasn’t until you compared your love of this anime to his love of Elly that he understood
  • “So it’s something very precious to you? I see… tell me more.”
  • He would actually be very intrigued and want to learn more about it
  • little did he know once yo start an anime you can never stop

707

  • when you made reference to your favorite anime and he understood, you were pretty surprised
  • “I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!!”
  • when he ran away and came back in full cosplay
  • you
  • died
  • that was probably the moment you knew you were in love with him
  • you two went ON AND ON about crazy theories and then went online and bought tickets for the nearest anime con avaiable

anonymous asked:

Do you have any thoughts about how Maggie and Alex acted in the interrogation room when Alex kinda crashed in? I especially loved Maggie's face when Alex kissed her cheek lol

Well when Alex walks in Maggie takes a defensive stance, with her arms crossed. I think Maggie is a little caught off guard by the way Alex is acting. After Alex says, ““…a heads up next time would be nice before you arrest my friend”, Maggie’s response is exactly how I would assume from level-headed Maggie “Come on, you know that’s not how this works. I don’t intervene with your job and you don’t question mine”. 

Alex is in the wrong here. It sounds like they have discussed this issue before and agreed to stay out of each other’s work; not to mention if anyone should understand Maggie’s job and what it entails, it SHOULD be Alex.

I also think that Maggie feels a bit guilty that she didn’t give Alex a little head’s up (even though she wasn’t obligated to) and that is why she gives in. She truly believes Winn is innocent and she needs help so she lets Winn go with Alex. 

After it is all said and done, Maggie is a tad defeated. It doesn’t feel good to have people undermine her job, especially someone who knows how much her job means to her. But she also knows that Alex is coming from a place of love and would never intentionally try to hurt/offend her, so they compromise. 

The kiss on the cheek is telling because Alex purposely goes for her cheek and Maggie purposely offers her cheek. Alex realized she was stepping on Maggie’s toes and Maggie wants Alex to know she is a little hurt. They leave on good terms, both relenting to the other–trying to show mutual respect and love. 

I also want to point out that while Alex was in the wrong, they both were able to come together (rather quickly) and sort it all out. Once again, showing the audience that all relationships have their flaws but healthy communication is the key to a solid relationship! #SanversInventedHealthyRelationships2k17

Big Bang reactions when they found out Yang HyunSuk is their gf's uncle

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I really like this one lol but at some point, I think all of them would be surprised and in shock hahhaha.. thank you for so many requests in such short time <3 I’ll work on them <3 <3


T.O.P
You agreed to go to the studio with him to meet the staff he works with, but you already knew them, since you visited your uncle a lot. You even worked here, when T.O.P and other members were trainees. T.O.P thought they were only some of her friends, but when Yang Hyunsuk-nim entered the room, he was even more surprised to see you hugging him and calling him uncle. Later you explained he is your uncle and Yang Hyunsuk invited you both to a dinner. T.O.P didn’t feel any difference even tho you were his niece, but he was more comfortable when you came in the YG building with him.
“Uncle? Oh… Uncle…”

Originally posted by ygzutter


G-Dragon
He walked in Yang Hyunsuk’s office to ask him about something and he saw you in his office. He was confused why you were at his office, so he asked. You told him Yang Hyunsuk is your uncle. Jiyong was happy you were related because he was already close to him. You both told him you were dating and he approved, although he isn’t your dad. Jiyong promised him he’ll take care of you and that you’ll visit him more. When you both walked out of his office he asked you, why you didn’t tell him he was your uncle, but he liked the fact you were his niece.
“I never knew you were his niece? Really?”

Originally posted by lavender-kills


Taeyang
You had to babysit your uncle’s daughter and son and you asked Taeyang if he’d like to come with you. Of course, he agreed and came with you to take care of them. You came in the house and greeted your uncle, while Youngbae was in shock while realizing your uncle is his company’s president. He then greeted him and his wife too and explained that he didn’t know you were related and wished them a good night out. Before you started playing with your cousins he still needed some time to get over the shock he never expected.
“…. They…. He… Uncle?…. Cousins?……. Okay.*confused af*”

Originally posted by bigbangersball


Daesung
You wanted to surprise Daesung on his Tokyo dome tour, so you asked your uncle if he can give you information about it. When you asked him, Daesung happened to be at the YG building and he just came in his office when you were there. When he saw you he had all those weird thoughts about why were you here, but he just asked you right away. You told him you just came by to say hello to his uncle. He believed you and he just asked him what he wanted and then he left. He never thought your relatives were celebrities, so that’s why he asked you about your family that evening.
“So he is your uncle? You don’t have any more celebrity relatives right? No GD cousin or something like that, right?”

Originally posted by daengerous-af


Seungri
You had family dinner for your mom’s birthday and she liked big parties, so she invited all her and your father’s siblings, aunts, uncles… Basically everyone. You sat right next to her and your father’s brother- Yang Hyunsuk  Seungri was very surprised when he sat down and saw his company president sitting next to him. He said hello and then whispered to you if he is your relative. You told him he is your uncle and after some time when you talked to him Seungri and he got closer because Seungri loved telling stories and your uncle loved hearing them. You all laughed and Seungri was glad to have a relationship with him because they weren’t so close before.
“And then I grabbed a microphone and started singing… hahhahahah*everyone laughs at his stories*”

Originally posted by whybae