lol am i cool or am i cool

Where is it tho 👀
  • Jaehee: Yoosung, where is the sugar?
  • Yoosung, doesn't know where it is: Its... umm... where its supposed to be
  • Jaehee: I'm trying to run a business here, Yoosung
  • Yoosung: I honestly came here to have fun and i'm feeling so attacked right now-

I wonder how long Tom Riddle spent anagramming his name trying to come up with something cool.

[The Slytherin common room. Tom Riddle sits in an armchair with a quill and his small diary.]

TOM RIDDLE … Hmm let’s see.

I’M TODDLER. Nope.

TRIED MOLD. No.

LORD T-DIME. Lol. No.

*sigh*

Maybe I need more letters. TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE.

MARVEL DILDO MOTOR. DEFINITELY not.

VOMITED DOLL ARMOR. Ugh.

LORD … VOMIT … No! I like “Lord” though … Ooh! I can take this I and this A and this M and get “I am Lord.”

I AM LORD … DOLTMOVER

OVERT MOLD

VOT … MOLDER … Not working. V is cool though. V is sexy.

VOL … METROD …

VOLDETROM … Kind of neat. I’ll ask the other lads what they think.

Lads canned Voldetrom. This is hopeless.

Phases of being a HP fan
  • me: loves harry potter, adores all things harry potter, judges people who pretend to be fans but aren't, reads fanfic instead of doing homework
  • me a few days later: am i an antisocial human being cooped up in my room wasting my life?..... Nah.
  • me: ok maybe
  • me: realizes that HP is one of the only things that define my personality... shuts down tumblr, dusts off old hobbie. LETS DO THIS.
  • me: feels sad. Okay back to harry potter
  • me: obssessively tumblring once again

OKAY BUT

Remember in ‘Oh My God I Think I Like You’ there’s the lyrics that are like 'we get married on a hillside surrounded by ducks’ (idk the exact wording rn sorry) so it’s pretty funny and everything, just a throwaway laugh, right??

BUT

'Marriage’ can be viewed as an expression of love.

And in S2 E2 we got Greg telling Rebecca that he loved her. (And they were honest and open with each other, like married couples??)

But he said he loved her… AND WHERE WERE THEY???

BY A DUCK POND. SURROUNDED BY DUCKS.

And what do we get at the end of the episode?

Rebecca with Greg’s sweater (😭😭) and basically Rebecca going 'Oh My God I Think I Like You’ again.

That’s it I quit. This show has ruined my life.

Find Them, Befriend Them

A/N - Hey y’all, sorry about not posting a fic yesterday, so there should be two today. Just to let you know, Ficruary is physically exhausting me, so after the month is over, don’t expect something for a while. It also doesn’t help that I’m ill and all, but not that anyone gives a shit, really. Anyway, I had this fic in my WIP folder so I finished it and I hope you guys like it! It was prompted by @amazingmsme like a million years ago so I doubt she remembers talking about it! It’s Ant Man so I hope y’all enjoy it!! Thanks everyone!

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           “Hohohope! Nohoho!” Scott Lang giggled as he slipped down the wall, falling onto the floor with a thud. He had been training for the past few weeks with Hope van Dyne to become the best hero he could be before taking on Darren Cross. After training, nearly nonstop for the past few days, Scott was not in the mood to train today, instead preferring to flirt than spar. Unfortunately for Scott, Hope had other plans.

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