Thor stared down at the baby that had suddenly appeared in his arms. Ásleifr stared right back for a moment, blinking his wide red eyes, before his little blue face scrunched up in displeasure and he began to wail loudly. Thor looked up to see Loki, doing what could only be described as seething. Loki pointed an accusing finger at Thor, and shouted, “He is your son! You deal with his crying! I will burn down this entire city!”
Going to Asgard has always been an impossible dream for Loki, but with some skillful magic and some not insignificant courage, he dares to disguise his form and visit the world of the Aesir for one night. But only one night – because his magic will not hold forever.
An AU in which Loki lives/grows up on Jotunheim, and I try to write a Thor-Cinderella fusion. Or Cindereloki, if you will.
Post Avengers slow burn meets trip down memory lane with a side of angst and a dash of gore. Odin’s A+ parenting is at least a B-, Frigga is not to be trifled with, Thor has no idea what the hell to do but he shall provide a valiant effort, and Loki adjusts to see where all the players fall on the board, and what exactly Thanos has planned for him now that he’s failed. Or how a pair of gods learned to stop bullshitting and face some uncomfortable music.
The realm of Asgard has been forbidden to all of Jotunheim for eons. Unfortunately this doesn’t stop Loki, armed with his powerful magic and even more powerful curiosity, from going there. But the Prince Regent of Asgard is nothing like Loki expected, and soon he is wrapped up in a whirlwind of quests and adventures that he never asked for. Chaos ensues.
So, loki’s-gspot posted this on tumblr: Jotun!Loki is given to thor as a sex slave and anticipates all the horrible things Thor’s gonna do to him because he’s heard of odinson’s reputation with giants but when he gets to Asgard and meets thor finally all thor wants is someone to watch him practice training with mjolnir and eat pastries with The end
Loki is sent from Jötunheimr as a show of trust between two kings, with him coming to Asgard and Balder going to Jötunheimr. The Jötunn is not to be trusted, but Thor has to be civil enough with him, and soon enough he likes Loki far more than he’d ever anticipated.
You know what’s fun? Having sinus infection and being high on strong meds while fucking around on my laptop. Also all the fun you can have while making up a different story for the same pictures. I regret nothing…
I’m Not Asking for a Storm
Thorki AU in which Laufey demands Loki back, causing Thor and Odin to have a big fight over it. And of course they yell at each other totally ignoring Loki who’s just stands there stunned. Having enough of the pissing contest Loki leaves and later Heimdall informs Thor that Loki left.
Thor goes out of his right mind hearing that and rushes after him. He gives Laufey his big middle finger saying that Loki belongs to Asgard and him and he’d slay every frostgiant who dares to think otherwise.
They get into a big fight when Odin shows up to negotiate. Laufey being a dick offers a deal, Loki can stay if he marries Thor, thinking that this would outrage Odin and Thor.
But Thor is just like, hell yes, grabs Loki’s hand and heads home. Loki of course shouts at him the whole way, stuff like ‘You sentimental fool!’ 'You almost started a war over me!’ And Thor just gives him a big bright smile and shrugs, 'For you, anything.’ And Loki kicks him hard but lets him hold his hand.
Back in Asgard they have a big extravagant wedding and shortly after they start making babies 'lokis-gspot’-style.
I really think that I should write Thor 3 also time for more meds and sleep for a century. Carry on.
heimdall prolly has like fish-lids. like he can sleep but his eyes r still keeping watch
my god. He probably sleeps standing up, too, like a horse. I would pay money to have fanart of young Loki trying to prank Heimdall, only to be scared shitless because Heimdall sleeps with his eyes open. Like freezing mid-step, panicked, because Heimdall is staring right at him. And then there’s a snore and Loki is being like, ಠ_ಠ and then as soon as Loki tries to resume his plan, Heimdall is like “wat do u think ur doing u little shit it’s past your bedtime” and then he picks him up and carries dis little shit prince back to his bed and tucks him in like “step one foot out of this goddamn bed again and ur father will be hearing about this”
I bet that happened like 53859 times, Loki trying to sneak out of bed to wreck shit and Heimdall catches him every. single. time.