Loki’s Burn Book.
Where has this been all my life? :)
Here’s what it says, because the font at times was hard to read (doesn’t make this any less awesome though):
Hulk: "Bruce Banner. Worse anger management issues than my dear brother. Turns huge and aggressive. COMPENSATING. Clearly compensating.“
Hawkeye: "Clint Barton. Constantly polishing his arrows. That is all. Constantly. Polishing. His. Arrows. (Nobody will do it for him, not even that foul ginger).
Iron Man: "Absolute skank…what is this even? The WORST daddy issues (even compared to my own). And damn it, even manages to be endearing about it. Tony Stark. Pretends to be a robot because he is a WORTHLESS MORTAL that nobody loves. No. Just…no."
Captain America: Steve Rogers. Captain Angst. Pretends he can get dates. Sure, Golden Boy. Sure. Greatest Achievement: 1st Place Frisbee competition. A medal for you, Rogers (loser)."
Same cup size?
Black Widow: "Natasha Romanoff. Offensively ginger. Therefore, no soul. Who even speaks Latin?"
Thor: "This man is the biggest OAF in all the realms. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A WHINY DADDY’S BOY. Not very bright. Shameless exhibitionist. ATTENTION WHORE. You do NOT want to know where he puts that hammer. Do NOT touch the handle."