loki is life

Honestly, I’m a fandom hoe. I’m the hoest hoe to ever hoe in the whole hoe-fandom history of hoe-ing around. I’m ready to sin.
The 5 questions I ask on the first date:

1.) How’s your life
2.) What Hogwarts house are you in?
3.) Do you know how to hide a body?
4.) What’s your favourite color?
5.) Do you leave or stay when the credits roll in a Marvel movie. Wrong answer and I will file a restraining order.

  • The Doctor: *regenerates*
  • Sherlock: *dies and comes back*
  • Sam Winchester: *dies and comes back*
  • Dean Winchester: *dies a lot and come back*
  • Castiel: *dies and comes back*
  • Loki: *dies and comes back*
  • Harry Potter: *dies and comes back*
  • Charles Xavier: *dies and comes back*
  • Buffy: *dies and comes back*
  • Arthur:
  • Merlin: …Arthur?
  • Arthur: *loading please wait*

I think some of you know that ABO Appreciation Day is coming, and I’m planning big, so… Here is my schedule to July 31st (and this doesn’t include the story I post at 3:30pm). Let me know if you want to be tagged, but I’ll only be tagging until July 20th, okay?

(The schedule is based on the Atlantic time zone.)

10 am: Alpha!Tony x Omega!Reader
11 am:  Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader
12 pm: Omega!Bucky x Alpha!Reader
01 pm: Alpha!Sam x Omega!Reader
02 pm: Beta!Bruce x Omega!Reader
03 pm: Alpha!Benny x Beta!Reader
04 pm: Alpha!Steve x Omega!Reader
05 pm: Alpha!Balthazar x Omega!Reader
06 pm: Omega!Clint x Beta!Reader
07 pm: Alpha!John x Omega!Reader
08 pm: Beta!Vision x  Beta!Reader
09 pm: Beta!Charlie x Omega!Reader
10 pm: Alpha!Loki x Omega!Reader

#beautiful and poisonous

#beautiful and dangerous

#beautiful and powerful

#tall, strong and handsome

#broad, warm and handsome

#tall, dark and handsome

+ my three favorite ships:

#Loki (Tom Hiddleston) x Thor (Chris Hemsworth)

#Bucky (Sebastian Stan) x Steve (Chris Evans)

#Magnus (Harry Shum Jr) x Alec (Matthew Daddario)