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It seems the day has finally come! Today, you’ve received a new video game! How exciting! You’ve been waiting quite some time for the release…doesn’t it look familiar? You could swear you’ve seen this game somewhere before a long time ago. You were just a child, weren’t you? You figure it’s just deja-vu. You’ve obviously never played this before.

Obviously.

The start screen is up and waiting for you to begin, so let’s not keep it waiting, shall we?

> Press Start.

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CAL: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO

DAVE: fuck you dude i have a fairy now incase you hadnt noticed

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA

DAVE: ive got a fucking summons to see bro

DAVE: its like ive jury duty or something

DAVE: and oh shit if i dont show up shits going down

DAVE: take my ass to the slammer and throw away the key no way this guys getting out

DAVE: now move over

CAL: HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE

DAVE: youre fucking with me right ive got better things to do then go on some wild goose chase for a shitty sword and shield

CAL: HAA HAA HOO HOO HEE HEE

DAVE: screw you dude

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE

DAVE: fine i get it all ready

DAVE: just tell your damn fairy to lay off the rump bumping in my face

DAVE: i dont care how plush it is

DAVE: thats just not cool

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BRO: Hey lil’ man. Been a long time since you got your lazy ass out to see me.

BRO: You act like I’m just a magical fucking tree with glasses.

DAVE: you are just a magical fucking tree with glasses

BRO: Hey. Watch your mouth you insensitive fuck. I’m a magical fucking tree with glasses and FEELINGS.

BRO: Whole other word there.

DAVE: my b

BRO: Damn right your bad.

DAVE: you look like fucking shit dude

BRO: Looking better than you, you look like you’ve been hit by a boulder.

DAVE: dont rub it in

BRO: But yeah, me looking worse for wear is part of the reason I’ve called you out here. Hate to be all business on you.

DAVE: its cool

BRO: Good. Now just sit back and listen to me for a moment, things are about to get real serious here. And not just in LoFaF, but all over Skaia. I know this might sound out there, but things are about to take a turn for the worse, and I need you to do me a huge favor and try to keep that from happening.

DAVE: wait what

DAVE: whats happening

DAVE: and why me

BRO: I don’t really have much time to explain that right now, kind of pressed for the shit. Though, I know you aren’t.

DAVE: if you are then i obviously am

DAVE: i dont even understand how that statement makes any sense

BRO: It makes a shit load of sense to people who aren’t you in this 4th wall breaking dialogue.

DAVE: what

BRO: What?

BRO: That’s not the point Dave, the point is. I’m sick. Like, seriously sick. Not the ‘oh dude, that’s fuckin’ sick’ sense, in the ‘oh my god dude, you’re fucking dying you’re sick’ sense.

DAVE: i dont understand

BRO: I’ve got like, a virus in me. Viruses have been corrupting people, and areas all over Skaia. Sort of like, glitches. It’s messing everything up, and trying to destroy important parts of the universe.

DAVE: i dont really understand how can you destroy parts of the universe

DAVE: and what does that have to do with you anyway

DAVE: how does that affect you

BRO: I’m getting to that, slow down a bit. There are the Three Stone Frogs, and they’re an integral part of the universe’s structure. Also, the one behind this just really fucking hates them.

BRO: Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire. I’m the keeper of one of these Frogs, Dave, and because of that, I.. no, this whole forest, became a target.

DAVE: okay and

DAVE: i still dont get what this has to do with me

DAVE: what can i even do

DAVE: why not just call for egbert

BRO: Dude, have some more faith in yourself, don’t be such a self-depreciating little shit. You’ve got some tricks up your sleeves, even if you don’t realize it. I need you to go in, and destroy the virus in me and get the Emerald Frog. Can you do that?

DAVE: if it means youll get better

BRO: It means everything will get better.

DAVE: all right then

DAVE: i guess

BRO: Bro. Temple. Now.

BRO: Bring Terezi.

DAVE: were doing this

DAVE: were making this happen

> Dave: Accept task?

Matt: Whoops! This one was delayed. As of panel 88, we haven’t seen Jack officially. He wears a simple knight-styled armor suit with various spade engravings and symbols. He wears the purple derse colors on his cape, belt, and gloves. The orange bits show his allegiance to the prospit rulers, a long-withstanding truce in the kingdom of Sburb. However, he seems to detest it. Some say his large armor is compensation for his small stature. Still, he rides a pony rather than a horse.

Matt: I’ve decided to change the character sheet layout to something more esthetically pleasing. Only the basic colors are included now, since shading colors depend on the lighting. The layout will vary depending on the character’s design.

John’s design is simple. He wears a blue v-neck romper with a dark brown belt and dark navy blue lace-up boots. He wears a light blue turtleneck underneath.

I’ll eventually get around to re-doing the previous character designs, but most likely that will happen when they have an outfit change.

Matt: FINALLY INTRODUCING THE HERO.

We’ve only seen Dave’s pajama outfit so far, but this is his official outfit. He has the iconic Link outfit except in red. He has brownish-red leather boots that are slightly loose. His cross belt has two small pouches near the upper part. As a starter weapon, he can wield a standard katana. He carries it in a holster which is put into a sword bag which clips on to his belt from behind. He’s left-handed, like Link. He has various freckles on his body, most noticeably on his face.

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BRO: Go find and help him. He’s going to need it. There’s not much else I can do, but you still have an important role to accomplish, Terezi.

BRO: Go find the hero! Don’t make me tell you twice!

TEREZI: Y3S, S1R

TEREZI: >:]

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JOHN: hey dave!

JOHN: oh… wow! did you finally get a fairy? its about time you stopped being such a loser. dang youre really one of us now…

DAVE: yeah thanks for the encouraging words egbert

JOHN: no problem.

DAVE: but ive got to get going though too many irons in the fire ive apparently got a date with a tree

JOHN: bro called for you? thats so cool! oh man. you need to get going then, dude. dont let me hold you up!

DAVE: heh yeah okay thanks

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DAVE: what are you doing here anyway?

TEREZI: 1 4M YOUR N3W P4TRON F41RY! S3NT BY TH3 GR34T BRO TR33 H1MS3LF

DAVE: so youre saying youre MY fairy

DAVE: that suddenly out of the blue a fairy has decided to show up

DAVE: after all these motherfucking years a fairy has dropped out of the sky and decided to land itself in my room

TEREZI: Y3S YOUR3 LUCKY 3NOUGH TO G3T TH3 MOST FUROC1OUS 4ND B4D4SS F41RY 1N 4LL OF HYRUL3!

DAVE: i guess i couldve gotten worse

TEREZI: RUD3 >:O

TEREZI: YOU B31NG 4N 1NSUFF3R4BL3 PR1CK 4S1D3, 1M H3R3 FOR 4 R34SON YOUV3 B33N SUMMON3D BY TH3 COOL3ST TR33 4ROUND, TH3 GR34T BRO TR33 H1MS3LF! 1SNT TH4T 4W3SOM3?

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