logical disorder

Bpd Logic // 1
  • Bpd: cut! You need to! If you don't cut it means you're weak and faked your illness all along! Also you deserve the pain and who cares anyways? Cutting helps and you already have so many scars, it doesn't matter anymore.
  • Me: *cuts*
  • Bpd: oh look what you've done!!!! You cut again, you're so weak! You let down your loved ones who support you. Again. How long do you think they'll keep up with your bullshit before leaving? And weren't you already ugly enough without all the scars? You're disgusting.

how the fuck does my brain turn someone saying “I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m busy” into “no one loves you and you gotta be dead bc what’s the point in living” in .3 seconds

Liberals for the last 50+ years: THE U.S. MILITARY IS FAR TOO BIG AND MEAN AND THEREFORE IT MUST BE REDUCED IN SIZE. 

Liberals for the last 5+ years: TRANS PPLS ARE FRAGILE AND ARE AT CONSTANT RISK OF BEING KILLED AND THEREFORE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

Trump in 2017: Gives liberals what they’ve always wanted by simultaneously shrinking military and preventing thousands of trans people from being killed in battle.

Liberals: WE FULLY SUPPORT THE AWESOME MILITARY AND WE THINK TRANS PEOPLE ARE BATTLE-READY WARRIORS AND TRUMP IS NOW EVEN MORE EVIL THAN HE WAS BEFORE SO HE MUST BE IMMEDIATELY IMPEACHED AND THEN EXECUTED.

  • <p> <b>Me, pretending to be an extremely nice person:</b> u know i can be such an abusive asshole sometimes, just to make sure you understand<p/><b>The person:</b> oh don't you overestimate ur bad sides, you are the sweetest person i have ever met!<p/><b>The person, after i lied/insulted/manipulated/hit 'em:</b> the hell you are doing, u abusive piece of 💩<p/><b>Me, remaining completely silent:</b> 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👋👋😘<p/></p>
A Brief History of Elsewhere

The Elsewhere is a deep place. It is beyond the grasp of human cognition, untouched by the cloying grasp of natural law, and indifferent to the rules of physics. Deep in the Elsewhere, the Courts play their games of Summer and Winter. They play their games with humans too. Dancing with those living too close to the soft spots of the world.

 Fae enjoy these games. The logic of pandemonium and disorder of the Elsewhere gets tedious for beings as eternal as the Good Neighbours, and so they surface from the shallows to crawl about the material world.

 They compel their flotsam, volatile particles into more constrained shapes. Taking inspiration from the dreams and nightmares of humans, they become named things, able to gleefully tread through a world bound by rules: kelpies, kitsune, banshees, huldra, púca, and nissies. 

 The Fair Folk emerged in Elsewhere University: a place of study for half-grown human spawn, a place built by a decedent of the old Éire homeland in the late 1800’s, and a place that became a home for the Hill thirty-three years later. The Founder of the University died before the Courts made it into their kingdom, but he gave it a special name. This name was lost, traded, or stolen (no one alive can recall) when the Gentry came calling, and the then Dean made deals that day to ensure a balance at the newly named Elsewhere University. They soon adapted to the sports fields, to hallways, to dorms, adopting the Campus as their home. They kept to themselves mostly, during this time. Almost all the students remaining Unaware.

 In 1953, the tentative tranquility of the University was broken. From their stronghold beneath the Grand English Building, the Fae were ousted by the Wyrm. They learnt fear that year, and fled. Fear of flame and storm and venom drove them from the western corner of Elsewhere University, out of their shadows and into the light.

 Smaller Courts were constructed in the aftermath. Summer and Winter became defined, and the Gentry walked alongside the students of Elsewhere University. Striking deals, taking what they liked, playing their games. The students learnt quickly. Through instinct, through dumb luck, and from the folklore of old Éire, they learnt.

 Although still bound by the Treaty, the Fae still enjoyed dancing with the students of EU. Changelings traded, and students Taken. Friendship and respect was grown, alongside hatred and fear on both sides. The balance of power, once thought by the Fae to be in their favour, was violently shifted in the 1980’s when they went too far and took the wrong professor. With Flaming Iron and Colloidal Silver, the Fae were reminded why the Earth belonged to the humans.

 In the recent years, a guidebook of sorts was created to help students co-exist with the Good Neighbours. Considered the most dangerous form of contraband, it was only distributed online to avoid the attention of the Fae. It was given the title; Coexisting With The Fair Folk Who Have Taken Up Residence In/Around/Beneath Your University: A How-To Guide. While disguised as a comic, an artistic expression that wouldn’t be taken too seriously outside of the Involved, it has been invaluable for those studying at Elsewhere University.

However, the Courts have noticed. They do not appreciate the Artist’s work, and while they are unable to remove the Guide, they can remove the Artist.  


Note: This is a brief history of Elsewhere University, as taken from the numerous posts and stories based around the work of charminglyantiquated. These were the main canon events that I could find and squash together to make a vague timeline of EU, but I’m sure I missed a few, so by all means let me know so I can update. 

Some of the more noticeable aforementioned events were originally prompted by dragon-saint, bookscrazygirl-blog, and of course, charminglyantiquated (sorry for turning the Fair Folk against you).  

Disorders

Logic/Logan - Someone made an entire theory about him possibly having autism as he showed traits and I can’t find it. Not understanding metaphors, using vocabulary cards are the only ones I can think of in this moment.

Anxiety/Virgil - anxiety and panic disorders. I don’t think I have to explain.

Princey/Roman - Narcissism (not the disorder) and possible HPD (Histrionic Personality Disorder?) I don’t know enough about the disorder.

Morality/Patton - ADD/ADHD, though I think this is only based on one instance.

They seem to show some traits, but idk, please add or feel free to change.

All Bottled Up

Fandom: Sanders Sides
Pairings: Logicality, Moxiety
Warnings: Eating disorder

Summary: When Thomas bottles up emotions, Patton feels full.  Usually it fades after a bit and Patton gets back on a regular schedule, but this time it goes too far.  (Based on this prompt from @princey-must-slay)

[Part 1/?]

Tagged: @existental-crises @jordisama @novagalaxy4real @here-to-vent​ @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch 

part 2 - part 3 - part 4


The Sides were all sitting in the common room of the mindscape thinking up some possible ideas for the next video.  Patton really wanted to do something like the Draw My Life that Roman had suggested in “Am I Original”, but Roman claimed it was “too soon after that fateful event” for them to follow through with the idea.  Logan wanted to do a tag video- possibly including his friends, Virgil added- since those videos followed a very specific and clear structure, but Roman complained that they’d already done a few of those already.

“Roman, we’ve been over this, the ideas do not have to be entirely original.”  Logan stated.  Princey’s shoulders slumped as he gestured towards the others.

“But is it really too lofty a dream to have?  Imagine having a concept that’s entirely our own!”  Virgil gave him a disinterested side eye before turning back to Patton.

“I think your idea would work, but Thomas isn’t the best artist,” he said honestly.

Patton shrugged.  “I dunno, I just think it could be fun!”

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