logic failure

When you play Poptropica, sometimes you may not realize..:

If you save the world from being taken over you technically also saved the Big Nate cast, the Wimpy Kid cast, the Peanuts cast, the Magic Tree House cast, the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cast, the Galactic Hot Dogs cast, and the Timmy Failure cast from being ruled by an evil overlord.

Failure in logic

Okay here’s what I don’t fucking understand about the phrase “Don’t blame responsible gun owners for a few incidents.”

EVERYONE IS ASSUMED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE FUCKING GUN OWNER UNTIL SUDDENLY THEY’RE NOT. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY OF CONTROLLING IT. NO WAY OF KNOWING FOR SURE.

AND YOU KEEP YOUR GUNS TO FIGHT OFF BURGLARS? OH THEY’RE LOCKED IN A SAFE SO YOU REMAIN RESPONSIBLE? THEN WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT B/C THE BURGLAR ISN’T GONNA FUCKING WAIT FOR YOU TO GET THE GUN.

OH BUT SUDDENLY NOW IT’S IN AN UNLOCKED GUN CABINET? CONGRATS YOUR THREE YEAR OLD GRANDSON JUST SHOT HIS SISTER.

SO MANY FUCKING CONTRADICTIONS IN THIS LOGIC AND SO MANY DEATHS AND I JUST FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW FUCK