loew&039;s

anonymous asked:

what if it was Ruby who taught Pearl how to dance?

IM CRYING CAN YOU IMAGIN ‘PUSHING AGAINST THE WALL SCENE??’ RUBY DOING DAINTY LIL PIROUETTES , A T U T U

‘POINT YOUR GODDAMN TOES PEARL, CHOP CHOP’

‘Ruby, I-’

UPBUPBUP, ON POINTE PEARL, JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOTHPICK WITH A MELON ON TOP DOSEN’T MEAN YOU HAVETA DANCE LIKE ONE

that trope list for people whose fandoms are filled with spies:
  1. your standard spy vs spy, working for rival organizations. doing that weird we’re enermies but hot damn thing. waking up handcuffed to a bed like that was not part of the plan, but wow am i into it
  2. the au in which one of them is a fifty seconds away from being a victum. saving their life, running from the badies, calling you their hero jut before the dramatic kiss. 
  3. that au in which one of them an innocent civilian, and the crushing guilt of the lies and spying, but you cant loose them. 
  4. that au in which one of them is a not so innocent civilian. the one with the criminal record. the political assassination that really needs to happen. except you just cant
  5. the mr and mrs smith, finding out your significant other is a spy after you’ve been hitched. shouting at each other with guns drawn over the kitchen table
  6. the twist on the mr and mrs smith, where one of you knew the whole time. and the betrayal hurts, because theyre holding a gun to your head while you cant help but ask if any of this was real
  7. the spy on the run, unsure who you can trust in the world. but then there’s this one person, that might be worth learning to trust again
  8. the spy academy fic, cause apparently spy academys are real. or maybe we just like training montages and those spy kids movies
  9. the handler and the field agent. the voice in the back of your ear that says, dont you dare right before you blow the whole block up. voice kinks are probably a thing.
  10. the quartermaster and the field agent. because no for the last time im not making you an exploding pen, even if you blow me in the r&d labs
  11. the boss and the field agent. not doing paperwork, those debriefing sessions that never actually manage to get to the point. there’s just something about that wooden desk and aren’t you going to punish me for not following orders.
  12. the partners, who alone are leathal but together make the most incredibly spy duo possible. somebody from r&d says you could be drift comptable the way you fight, and only one of you know what that means, but they insist its a compliment. realziing that working together as a team might also mean working together in bed
  13. the standard mission fic. working together to save the day. snarking, kissing, punching the baddie in the face for daring to look at them for too long.
  14. that mission where you get assigned to be lovers, because clearly the only practical way to take down the big bad is to act super cute and cuddly. sharing beds? so much ust it hurts?
  15. that other mission where you have to pretend to be a fake family, in this weird domestic neighborhood, except those feelings you’re having right now are def not familial 
  16. the honeypot mission. watching your partner seduce some mark and trying not to have a fit, because the only person whose hands should be around that waist are yours
  17. the moment when your lover gets kidnapped by the baddie (and sure they may be a spy too) but that doesnt mean you aren’t going to destory everybody in your path until their safe
  18. the figuring out how to be domestic, because all we know how to do is assassinate people, and you want to be able to wake up one morning and curl up against them, not instinctively wanting to reach for your gun
  19. the james bond + bond girl standard every spy movie ever