SO IT CAME TO MY NOTICE THAT SOME HUMANS ARE AFRAID TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME BUT FEAR NOT HUMAN FOR I DO NOT POSE A THREAT TO YOU!
YOU AND ANYONE ELSE ARE FREE TO CONVERSE WITH ME AT ANY TIME! THIS HUMAN DOES NOT MIND BEING CONTACTED BY ASKS, CHATS OR THROUGH VARIOUS HIGHLY ENCRYPTED MESSAGES IN HTML SENT OVER DIAL UP! BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY READ THOSE!
DON’T BE AFRAID! I WILL ANSWER ANYONE EVENTUALLY!
I AM A GREAT GUY AFTER ALL NOTHING AWFUL ABOUT ME WHATSOEVER HA HA HAAAA
((this is Emma in the background just to say this in character and out because seriously, I am totally approachable for anything. Chuck asks or chats at me or eggs. I work retail so whatever you do will not be as annoying as anything i deal with at work. also yeah, Eggs can’t actually bite. I can’t read html.))