people are complaining about the Spongebob Musical and I fully support that but also when you REALLY think about what famous musicals are about it truly doesn’t sound that strange anymore for instance:
- deformed basement musician lusts after local ballerina
- angry French college students sing an opera and a man’s life is ruined over bread and literally no one lives to the end
- fairytale characters accidentally fuck up their own lives when they take a collective vacation
- town of repressed and abused German teenagers become sexually active and half of them die
- swearing, sexualized puppets trying to find their place in the world after graduating from college
- Wicked Witch: College Edition. Shiz happens.
- cats???trying to get to space or something???? i dont know, they dance
- Lesbian cartoonist deals with the suicide of her closeted father
- Town of traditional Jewish people is upset by new ideas and people dance with bottles on their heads and its ok until the second act when its not
- Recent heir murders his entire family and cheerfully sings about it
I mean…like a singing sponge is sort of …not that weird after this….we are all hypocrites….our musicals are weird as fuck…….