lobsters are red

anonymous asked:

Kiribaku aka Red Lobster x Spiky Ramen Hair for the "send me a ship and ill tell you whose ___ and whose ___" thing!! ^v^

Thanks for the ask! :’D and omg Red Lobster x Spiky Ramen Hair that’s the greatest description for this ship haha

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter: Kirishima’s the werewolf and Bakugou’s the hunter who can’t stand the werewolf but also convinces himself he won’t kill him because otherwise things would be too dull //even though he actually cares for Kiri and won’t admit he’s fallen for the very creature he hunts


who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman: Kirishima is the shark mermaid and Bakugou’s the angry fisherman who wants to know why this shark man keeps trying to eat all his bait and following his boat around


who’s the witch and who’s the familiar: Bakugou’s the witch and Kirishima is a humanoid golem serving as his familiar 


who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict: Kirishima’s the barista and Bakugou’s the coffee addict 


who’s the professor and who’s the TA: Bakugou’s the professor and Kirishima’s the TA


who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss): Bakugou’s the prince and Kirishima is his knight who always has to stop his prince from causing trouble or running off


who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent: Kirishima’s the teacher and Bakugou’s the single parent 


who’s the writer and who’s the editor: Bakugou’s the writer and Kirishima’s his editor 

I feel like if Kara Danvers ran up to me on the street and asked me to do something outrageous, I wouldn’t even question it. She could give me a handful of lobsters and tell me I had to help her free them and I would without a doubt take them and ignore the nearby red lobster with the yelling employee. I wouldn’t hesitate. If she wants the lobsters freed, then damn it, the lobsters will be freed.

Sana’s ability to play it cool when she talks to Yousef equally matched by his complete inability to play anything cool when he is in the general vicinity of her.

What she says: Logan was good!

What she means: The old man and the sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like… HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he’s the unluckiest son of a bitch on planet earth. Manolin was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as the Fresh Prince used to say ‘Parents Just Don’t Understand’ so the boy visits Santiago’s shack anyway, ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself. Manolin helps out, moving Santiago’s fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DeMagio: who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day Santiago tells Manolin that he’s going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his line, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big ass fish. He’s sure it’s a winner. He fights and fights and fights, but can’t pull the monster in. Santiago’s leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he’s bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him “brother”, or maybe even “bro”. It’s sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin’ EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It’s a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words- instead giving in to base desires- and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unblinking violence, Typical. Anyways, he straps the Marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total showoff to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlins carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you’ve finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry humping your dignity with their crazy weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he’s still unlucky. REALLY unlucky (duh!) He calls the sharks “dream killers”. Which isn’t really all that fair, I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin… Jesus, don’t even get me started on the marlin! It was just hanging out one day, minding its own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for its family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain, who’s the “dream killer” now, fuck face? The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless and this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore, leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said, he’s super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago’s boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It’s over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fisherman ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later there’s a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every city in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.

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The lobster bib and floppy hat conspiracy

So Tom did a Q&A session on Reddit yesterday and someone asked about the lobster bib and the red floppy hat in Jesus’ trailer.

And Tom answer raised so many questions in me I had to make a post.

He said that “all will be revealed” and not to forget that Maggie is wearing Jesus’ clothes lately.

And it’s interesting because Tom already brought up Maggie’s clothes being Jesus’ in the 7x14 review interview he was invited to. More precisely Maggie’s Diner shirt.

That one.

Maggie already wore that shirt. I think we saw her in it in 7x05. It reads Hon’s Diner I think.

So I have two theories about that. The first on is:

-Maybe Jesus is gonna get hurt instead of Maggie.

In the last episode we saw that Gregory had started to feel threaten by Maggie’s presence at the Hilltop and Jesus’ loyalty towards her. He talked about it to Simon and we saw in 7x15 preview that Gregory will try to hurt Maggie.

Now hear me out, Jesus and Maggie have the same heights, and they’re wearing the same clothes. Also Gregory has been drinking more and more this season. For a drunk like Gregory, from behind, only the hair makes a difference and if Jesus he wearing, let’s say, a big floppy red hat, Gregory wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

My second theory is:

-The Diner is what matters.

Maggie has been wearing Jesus’ clothes but Tom specifically talked about the Diner shirt. So the Diner must be an important place.

Now I will talked about one my other theory, is that Jesus actually asked Sherry for her help. And they organized Daryl escape together. While Jesus cleared the path, Sherry would let Daryl out.

I’ll explain. The Desus escape always seemed off to me. it was too quick, we didn’t really see anything and it seemed like Daryl would have escape even if Jesus hadn’t stayed to help.

Besides, the timing was just perfect, Sherry magically decided to help on the day Jesus was at the Sanctuary and stayed to help Daryl. And Jesus found Daryl so easily, like he knew he would be here.

And in 7x14 we saw this:

When Sasha takes the bullets from Jesus’ hiding place we can clearly see that Jesus is also hiding Daryl’s bike key AND it’s resting on a /matchbook/. And I think the matchbook is really important.

The matchbook is upside down so we don’t notice it to much and don’t make the connection with another matchbook we saw not a long ago.

This one:

Yes! During Daryl and Jesus escape from the Sanctuary. Daryl also had a match on his note and we still don’t know why. Daryl is inside the building, not outside, he is the one who opens the door so the matchbook can’t be seen by him. It’s not a sign for Daryl but for Jesus. Indicating that Daryl is behind /this/ particular door. And for Daryl the match means, the one with the matchbook is there to help you trust him.

Now what if the matchbook is Jesus’. Because he obviously kept it, when Daryl opens the door it falls on the floor and they’re escaping so why did Jesus troubled himself with picking up the matchbook?

My guess is the matchbook is from Hon’s Diner too. Hon’s Diner being an important place to Jesus for whatever reason. And that we’ll see more of that Dinner.

Maybe this Diner is an important part of Jesus past? Or maybe it’s one of Jesus’ hideout? Maybe Jesus’ told Sherry to hide there after /she/ escape?

What do you all think?

As for the lobster thingy, I have NO IDEA