lobster pops


Aries: King Neptune

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Taurus: Patrick Star

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Gemini: Gary 

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Cancer: Spongebob Squarepants

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Leo: Larry the Lobster

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Virgo: Squidward Tentacles

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Libra: Pearl Krabs

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Scorpio: Plankton

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Sagittarius: Sandy Cheeks

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Capricorn: Mr. Krabs

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Aquarius: Karen Plankton

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Pisces: Mrs. Puff

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Pairing: Ivar x Reader
Summary: Modern Au. Reader needs some self defense and meets Ivar the trainer.

Length: Long

Warnings: NSFW, Swearing, ex-boyfriend situation, explicit, slight choking, detailed smut
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On this day in music history: July 6, 1979 - “The B-52’s”, the debut album by The B-52’s is released. Produced by Chris Blackwell, it is recorded at Compass Point Studios in Nassau, Bahamas from Late 1978 - Early 1979. The first album by the Athens, GA based new wave band quickly establishes their trademark sound featuring kitschy lyrics, influenced by many different musical genres earns them a large and loyal fan base. The single “Rock Lobster” (#56 Pop) (b/w “52 Girls), first recorded for indie label DB Records selling over 2,000 copies, attracts the attention of Island Records founder Chris Blackwell who signs them to his label in the UK. Warner Bros signs the band in the US. "The B-52’s” goes on to become one of the most influential albums of the new wave genre. Other than a brief reissue in the mid 90’s, the band’s debut album remains out of print on vinyl for over two decades. It is remastered and reissued as a 180 gram LP by Music On Vinyl in 2015, on standard black vinyl, and in a limited edition numbered release pressed on yellow vinyl. “The B-52’s” peaks at number fifty nine on the Billboard Top 200, number twenty two on the UK album chart, and is certified Platinum in the US by the RIAA.

Presenting The Sansas! Because it’s so not okay that we get a Maleficent Sansa Funko Pop without first getting a real Sansa, I took matters into my own hands and made some myself, and here they are, resplendent in purple for vixleonard, radiant in pink for jal80, and serene in blue for me.

(if anyone’s curious how I made them, they’re Cersei heads on Aurora from Maleficent bodies, with painted hair and dresses and new face paint to cover their sassy Cersei eyebrows plus some rosy cheeks)

(and in case you were wondering, my Jon doll is simply overcome)


The Quoddy Bay Lobster is at the end of Sea St. on the water. Two women run the take away only restaurant and their husbands do the lobstering. Pops and I waited patiently for the cooks to call #59 and when they did Momsy was ready to attack her “junior” lobster roll, washed down with a Maine ginger root beer and topped off with a pumpkin whoopi pie! It was a beautiful afternoon with great views, great food and the owners even had a biscuit for me! Nothing could beat that.

a list of things that happened in last night's episode

1. new ship: lena/lotion

2. where does a 13 yr old with less freedoms and privileges than a pet fish get a t-shirt on such short notice like that? I know he didn’t make it, that screen-printing shit takes ages (ooh if abc family really wanted to go there they should’ve had connor buy jude a label-maker OHHH GAY PUNS thank you folks I’ll be here all week)

3. mat be like: SURPRISE. I AM HOME. I AM GUILTY. LET’S HAVE GUILT SEX. slow your roll honey, not even make-up sex can fix the levels of awko-taco flying around the room between you and your girlfriend rn

4. I need to have words with whoever picked the song for the beach scene oh my goshhh please just no, I am literally turning into a barbie doll as I listen to this

5. jude and connor better be playing some game against each other on their phones, not texting people while the bae sits 5 feet away (nvm I just watched the episode again and heard jude say “rematch” and a) I apologize for doubting my baby gays and b) that’s fucking adorable)

6. who wears short-shorts? MAT WEARS SHORT-SHORTS short-shorts short-shorts ew the word shorts looks really weird the more you stare at it

7. mariana always sounds so sad lately :(

8. what, no confused plumber characters this episode? I guess that must mean shit’s getting real

9. lena’s dad is a precious santa-bearded gemstone

10. “…and lots of queer kids don’t even go to prom” oh ok see when I watched the sneak peek I thought they cut off the beginning of that scene, but nope. they’re just gonna jump right into it. okay then.


12. okay I give up AJ’s a cutie

13. this episode of the fosters should be called White Privilege and Embarrassing Boyfriends

14. stef freaking out about prom night in the nerdiest, mommiest possible way just gives me life. “mom, seriously?”    “yes, I’m so serious”

15. everything about prom as a tradition is awkward and uncomfortable and I’m so happy that the fosters was able to capture that lololol


17. nate’s going to turn out to be a dick I can just tell by his teeth. they’re too straight and clean. I can’t trust someone whose teeth are that straight and clean

18. @olderLGBT+kidswhoshouldknowbetter SHUT. SHUT. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, FAM.

19. brandon and kat reach new levels of childishness. I’m impressed, seriously

20. something you need to know about me is that I am very very susceptible to second-hand embarrassment, and therefore when I saw connor dancing I literally whispered “oh no” and had to avert my eyes

21. cole and callie dancing. music gets slow. random lobster pops out of nowhere: KISS DA GURL

22. this video is taking 40 days and 40 nights to load, so here’s me vamping:

roses are red

violets are fucking violet

cole deserves happiness

why haven’t jude and connor kissed yet

shut up it totally rhymes

23. some of those prom outfits were !!!!

24. “am I wrong about this” NO. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU’RE NOT also stef sticking up for lena with her mom made me so emotional. wow this ep tackled some huge issues and came out relatively unscathed. I’m honestly awestruck here.

25. hahahaahahaahaahaha nate. bye bitch.


27. “I am super gay. For you.” ok this is the best possible way it could have ever been phrased, because:

a) it is 100% awkward thirteen year old and just beautifully in-character and a really really hilarious and adorable way of coming out to your bf, also:

b) like, are there other sexual orientations besides homosexuality? yeah. but they aren’t relevant atm and jude doesn’t have to worry about those yet. he’s only 13/14 after all. for now, all he needs to know is that he likes connor, and that’s the only label he cares about.

plus now he can still within reason wear that shirt

(is this biphobia? mmm imho no. and I should know, having experienced biphobia in all its various forms throughout my life *jazz hands* yay biphobia

I’ll tell you why it’s not biphobia, too. when connor shows him the shirt (the shirt that says I’M NOT GAY in big fucking letters, you know the one), jude gets uncomfortable. when jude’s dad comes around and jude is given the chance to tell him he has a boyfriend, jude gets uncomfortable. when it’s expressly said by a classmate of his that “no one cares” what the sitch is with him and connor, jude is still uncomfortable. jude’s main issue wasn’t labeling himself as gay. his main issue was publicly doing ‘gay’ things. and one of those gay things is having a boyfriend.

jude hasn’t labeled his sexuality yet. he’s only put a label on his feelings towards connor, and that was something connor really deserved, because no one should stay in a relationship where they feel like secret, let alone something to be embarrassed of

that’s my long way of getting around to saying that the question of whether jude is bisexual or not (or pan or demi etc etc) has nothing to do with it.)

wow that got wild af okay moving on

28. connor’s reaction ended me. smile made of pure sunshine. laughing to himself. ducking his head shyly. HAPPY LIL BOUNCE. I am dead

29. cole might be the only male character on this show rn who could become a love interest for callie and I’d be like SIGN ME UP FUCKERS, also it would be a good way address Young LGBT+ People Issues in other people’s storylines – not always just jude and connor all the time

30. yo of all the places cole and callie could’ve chosen to dance… right there? you wanted front row seats or something?

31. that episode was SOME SHIT, man. (I’m sweating) but awwww even though it was a total angst parade it ended all cheerful yaaayyy *throws confetti*

Kidnap The Sandy Claws
Kidnap The Sandy Claws

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

Wait! I’ve got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done we’ll butter him up

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

Cuz Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased I do declare
That he will cook him rare

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

You’re so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and green

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I’d get out of town

He’ll be so pleased by our success
That he’ll reward us too, I bet

Perhaps he’ll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew

We’re his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb
I’m not the dumb one
You’re no fun
Shut up!

I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good, you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read
Now, in the box we’ll wait and hide

Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

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Name: Sarah Elizabeth

Time: 9:00 PM

Last thing googled: “can the president officiate a wedding”

Gender: female

Sexuality: bisexual

Height: almost 5'1"

Favorite color: yellow

One thing that makes me happy: Bradley Whitford is a real human being.

Movie: Legally Blonde

Last book: well I read half of the Notebook yesterday. (It was lying around and I’ve never read it before.)

Most used phrase: I say “that’s the most __ (or __est) [thing] I’ve ever [verb]ed” a lot. Ex. “That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.”

Beverage: Capt'n Eli’s blueberry pop

Food: lobster and/or fried whole belly clams

Dream wedding: wedding at Disney World, Minnie and Mickey (or another Minnie!) cake toppers, mouse ears and tail incorporated into wedding party outfits, mouse ears will be handed out to guests at the door. The cake is probably going to be a tier of assorted flavor cupcakes with white frosting and I’m going to wear a somewhat traditional dress with red high top sneakers and possible roller skates.

Dream job: I basically want to be Eli Attie; I want to work in DC doing political-y stuff for a while and then go to Hollywood and write for TV shows.

10 people I want to get to know better or whatever: abbeybartletmd, greatestheights, live-in-to-the-answer, klaineharmony, elphabacee, angeltruespirit, basicallylizziebennet, agentpegster, theboywiththekeyblade, lillieofthevalleyofthenile