loathing

this is exactly what loathing looks like. do not question the man

I apologize in advance if I keep talking about this song but it amuses me to no end

  • singing What Is This Feeling by myself:WE SHARE YOUR LOATHING- WHAT IS THIS FEELING SO SUDDEN AND NEW [UNADULTERATED LOATHING] I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU [FOR HER FACE HER VOICE HER CLOTHING] MY PULSE IS RUSHING MY HEAD IS REELING [WE LOATHE IT ALL!] OH WHAT IS THIS FEELING? [EVERY LITTLE TRAIT HOWEVER SMALL] DOES IT HAVE A NAAAAMEEEEE [MAKES OUR VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAAAAWL] YEEEEEESSSSSAAAAAAHHHHHHHH LOATHING! {LOATHING] THERES A STRANGE EXHILARATION [LOATHING!] IN SUCH TOTAL DESTESTATION [LOATHING!] ITS SO PURE SOOOO STROOOOONNNNGGGG [SO STROOOONGGG] THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST AND I WILL BE LOATHING FOR FOREVER LOATHING TRULY DEEPLY LOATHING YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY WHOLE LIFE LONG [LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING] BOO! AHH!

(oh lord don’t eat this)

wicked au. because….I honestly…don’t know. I’m pretty sure there was a great reason when I first sketched it out…

(no but can we talk about phone guy in the pink dress)

-RTI

–This is beautiful
Loathing

Nursey:
Dearest, darlingest, Momsie and Momsicle…

Dex:
My dear family…

Both:
There’s been some confusion
Over positions here at SMH.

Dex:
But, of course, I’ll keep my scholarship.

Nursey:
But, of course, I’ll play great hockey.

Both:
For I know that’s how you’d want me to respond.
Yes, there’s been some confusion
For you see, my defense partner is…

Nursey:
Full of raw autumn and fire and heat and spark
And altogether quite impossible to describe…

Dex:
A Hipster.

Nursey:
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?

Dex:
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.

Nursey:
My chill is fading!

Dex:
My grades are slipping!

Nursey:
His face is flushing!

Both:
What is this feeling?

Nursey:
Fervid as a flame,

Dex:
Does it have a name?

Both:
Yes!
Loathing.
Unadulterated loathing.

Dex:
For your poems.

Nursey:
Your views.

Dex:
Your money!

Both:
Let’s just say - I loathe it all!
Every little trait however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing.
There can be no question
In our sexual tension.
It’s so pure, so strong.
Though I do know that we are d-men,
We could never ever be friends.
And I will be loathing, loathing you
My whole life long!

SMH to Chowder:
Dear Chowder, you are just too good!
How do you stand it? I don’t think I could!
They’re disgraces but they’re d-men
They need to get their act together
Because Chowder you’re our goalie.

Chowder:
Well, these things are sent to try us!

SMH:
Poor little Chowder who is friends
With the d-men who are at it again
We just want to tell you,
You’re our sweet summer child!
We share your…

Loathing,
Unadulterated loathing
For their bickering and yelling
Let’s just say,
We loathe it all!

Every little fight,
However small,

Makes our very flesh
Begin to crawl…

Nursey and Dex singing simultaneously:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you!

Nursey:
My chill is fading!

Dex:
My grades are slipping

Both:

Oh, what is this feeling?

Does it have a name?

Yes…

Everybody!:

Ahhhhhh…
Loathing!

Nursey and Dex (SMH):
There can be no question (loathing)
In our sexual tension, (loathing)
It’s so pure so strong! (so strong!)

Though I do know that we are d-men,
We could never ever be friends,
And I will be loathing (loathing…)
For forever loathing (loathing…)
Truly deeply
Loathing you (loathing you!…)
My whole life long!

SMH:
Loathing,
Unadulterated loathing

Nursey:
Chill.

Dex:
NO!

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So saw this video at Otakon and I was severely disappointed that it didn’t win anything. In my opinion it was much better than the comedy that actually won.