loaded bong

Ghost Stories Sentence Starters
  • "So I was nailing this midget when my mom walked in-"
  • "Not Grand Theft Auto! What would Hilary Clinton say?"
  • "I thought meth was only this bad in Oregon."
  • "You just KNOW she's covering her lust for me with cruelty and violence."
  • "It might be painful-like watching Two and a Half Men-but you'll get used to it after awhile."
  • "You smoked it all, didn't you?!"
  • "So, what do you wanna talk about? It's not that rash again, is it?"
  • "Please save me Lord, for I am your favorite among these heathens."
  • "Sure!...jackass."
  • "Now, open your books and turn your page to whatever."
  • "Verizon, like Jesus, never stops working for you!"
  • "Years ago, people went into that tunnel and never came out, kinda like your sister."
  • "You are shockingly hateful."
  • "What movie are we ripping off again?"
  • "TIME TO GO GREAT SANTINI ON HIS ASS!"
  • "Why are old people always watching the weather channel?"
  • "Thundercats, HO!"
  • "RUN! She's a ghost AND a bitch!"
  • "Aw, that's so sweet! In a Emily Rose, you-scare-the-hell-outta-me kinda way!"
  • "Time to go home, load up that bong and watch Pokemon!"
  • "Monsters only get evil people like Republicans, and we're not old enough to vote!"
  • "Principals always look like lesbians."
  • "Aren't any of you bastards gonna help me?!"
  • "What the fizzity uck was that?!"
  • "Butch it up and get the torches."
  • "Let's fizzity uckin' find out!"
  • "Hey, I know! Why don't we meet at the scary isolated payphone on the bad side of town?"
  • "You're an ass! Let us out, you ass!"
  • "Hello, I can read! Not well, but I can read."
if you're hitt && you know it....

load your bong, if you’re hitt && you know it load your bong, if you’re hitt && you know it && you ain’t afraid to show it, if you’re hitt && you know it load your bong….

if you’re hitt && you know it blow some clouds, if you’re hitt && you know it blow some clouds, if you’re hitt && you know it && you ain’t afraid to show it, if you’re hitt && you know it blow some clouds….

if you’re hitt && you know it clean the house, if you’re hitt && you know it clean the house, if you’re hitt && you know it && you ain’t afraid to show it, if you’re hitt && you know it clean the house….

if you’re hitt && you know it pick your face, if you’re hitt && you know it pick your face, if you’re hitt && you know it && you ain’t afraid to show it, if you’re hitt && you know it pick your face….

if you’re hitt && you know it geek for weeks, if you’re hitt && you know it geek for weeks, if you’re hitt && you know it && you ain’t afraid to show it, if you’re hitt && you know it geek for weeks….

if you’re hitt && you know it never sleep, if you’re hitt && you know it never sleep, if you’re hitt && you know it && you ain’t afraid to show it, if you’re hitt && you know it never sleep….

if you’re hitt && you know it begin again….