loL I'M SO FUNNY

Signs on a date :)

Aries: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Taurus: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Gemini: God I hope I don’t scare my date off with a bunch of breadsticks like last time…
Cancer: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Leo: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Virgo: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Libra: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Scorpio: nobody wants to go on a date with you tho lmao…
Sagittarius: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Capricorn: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Aquarius: shoving breadsticks down their purse
Pisces: shoving breadsticks down their purse