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Chopped

TED: Four chefs, one chance at a ten thousand dollar prize.  They must create an unforgettable meal using the mystery ingredients provided, or they will be chopped.  Let’s meet our contestants.  First, Chef Angela.

ANGELA: I’m Angela, I’m sous chef at Le Snobbe in Omaha Nebraska.  My specialty is Scottish with an Asian twist.  I need to win this so my parents will take me seriously.

TED: Next we have Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: I run the Shaggoth Catering Company.  My family came over from Kazantzan to build a better life here, but my brothers all died of the plague the second our house foreclosed.  I need the ten thousand dollars to buy my mother a new kidney.

TED: Chef Bill.

BILL: I’m extremely loud and have a broad range of interests that will do nothing to help me in this competition.  Watch me as I punch the camera with my tattooed knuckles that read FOOD.

TED: And finally, Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’m Gooseberry, I live in Los Angeles, and I love vegan food to the point where I won’t eat anything that ingests oxygen.  I see so many people eating meat and it *starts crying* just makes me so sad, I have to win this to show them that there’s a better way.

Ted: Chefs, before you there is a basket of ingredients.  You must use all of them, and your dishes will be critiqued by our panel of distinguished chefs on taste, presentation, and creativity.  If you can’t, you will be chopped.  Please open your baskets.  You must construct an appetizer using shank of unicorn, human hair, ground glass, and puffed cheese snacks. You have twenty minutes.

ANGELA: I see the puffed cheese snacks and I immediately think, haggis.  I run to the pantry and grab chickpeas and Sriracha, to give it a little kick.

GOOSEBERRY: Unicorn!  Whyyyyyy is there meeeeeeat!  (cries) Oh well, I’ll just have to suck it up and make it vegan as possible by pan-searing it and dousing it in chicken broth.

MADAGASCAR: I’m so stoked to see ground glass in the basket.  My mom used to cook with this all the time.  It has sort of a crunchy texture, so I’m gonna make pancakes.

(Shot of Bill looking alarmed and confused)

BILL: Guys…none of these are…food…uhh…

BILL: I just have this wad of human hair in my basket and I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?  But I know unicorn has to be soaked to get the glitter off, otherwise it’ll be way too salty and start sprouting little flowers, so I get that soaking and hope the rest will come to me.

JUDGE ALEX: What a great basket!  But I think it will be a real challenge for our chefs.

JUDGE SCOTT: There’s a lot you can do with puffed cheese snacks, but you’d have to be careful their saltiness doesn’t build on the natural saltiness of the unicorn shanks.  I’m so curious to see what they plan to do with the human hair, which in this basket is a mix of Asian, African, and Caucasian strands.

ANGELA: Some of these hairs are Asian, so I use them to tie the ends of my haggis.  I love showing off my specialty.

MADAGASCAR: Not many people would think to cook and eat a unicorn, but in Kazantzan, you take whatever comes your way.  I take the glitter and I put it into a puree for a sauce with vinegar, making sure to chant the ancient evil incantation over it that will keep it from sprouting.  But I’m running out of time, so I may have slurred some of the words together.

(Madagascar starts bleeding from the nose)

JUDGE ALEX: Ohhh, it looks like he’s reversed the S and the Q in “sesustngsnqsutintan.”  That’s the kind of mistake that could cost him some time.  You have to admire his ambition though.

BILL: I get the unicorn into the grill, but I haven’t even touched my hairball yet.  I remember thinking of a prank my big brother played on me once, so I throw the ground glass into the blender with some ice, vodka, and limoncello.

TED: And there is one minute left remaining!

ANGELA: I haven’t even started plating yet, my haggis isn’t done swelling, but I’m thinking, just get it on the plate.

GOOSEBERRY: I have one minute.  I’m gonna make a fresh green salad to represent my vegan lifestyle, and start making a vinaigrette.

TED: FIVE…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE…time’s up, please step back.

MADAGASCAR: I look down at my dish, and I’m pretty proud of what I’ve done.  Then I see that there’s nose blood on the plate.  I need that ten thousand dollars.

BILL: I quickly added the hairball as a garnish.

It’s not gross, it’s gormet

GOOSEBERRY: ohhhh nooo I forgot the unicorn shanks, the glass, the hairball, and the Cheetos (TV EDIT, TOTALLY DIFFERENT VOICE) puffed cheese snacks.  All I have is this red onion salad and white truffle dressing.

ANGELA: If I’d just had five more minutes, this would have been a killer cheese and hair haggis.  *shrugs*

TED: Alright chefs, let’s see what you made. Chef Bill.

BILL: I’ve made for you today a cheese-snack encrusted grilled unicorn shank, with a lemon glass slushie.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): I love this.  You really handled the glitter beautifully, and the limoncello adds a lot of much-needed acidity to the salty flavors.

JUDGE SCOTT: I don’t like it.  There’s hair on my plate and I hate you.

BILL: It…it was one of the ingredients…

TED: Chef Angela.

ANGELA: Before you today we have a cheese snack and ground unicorn haggis, tied with Asian hairs and garnished with a tarragon and glass crumble.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): The combination is brilliant, the flavors really play off each other well.  But mine is a little cold in the center, and you can see…I have sprouts.

ANGELA: It’s supposed to do that.  I meant to do that.

TED: Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: Today I’ve made you a unicorn pancake with a glass crust, and a glitter dipping sauce.

JUDGE SCOTT: I’m not getting any of the human hair.

TED: Tell us why you need to win today.

MADAGASCAR: I need to get my mother a new kidney, as we had to sell her good one to pay for my father’s ransom.  He’s okay now, but times have been hard with just one kidney to share between them.

JUDGE ALEX: There’s blood on my plate.  I can’t eat this.

TED: Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’ve made a vegan-friendly dish, with the unicorn, cheese snacks, and the hair omitted.  The glass did not make it onto the plate.

JUDGE SCOTT: This is just red onions and white truffle oil.

GOOSEBERRY: That is correct.

(TV EDIT, SCENE RECONVENES TEN MINUTES LATER)

GOOSEBERRY (with a black eye, sniffling): Thank you chef.

TED: Now whose dish has been put on the chopping block?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC AS WE LOOK AT EVERYONE’S SAD FACE)

TED (revealing Gooseberry’s dish): Chef Gooseberry, you’ve been chopped.

GOOSEBERRY: I was pretty disappointed to get chopped, but I stand by my work, and I’m proud nobody had to eat meat made by my hand. (leaves down the hallway)

TED: Next up, the entree round. WHO (flash to Madagascar) WILL (flash to Angela) BE (flash to Bill) CHOPPED???!!??

emoiplier  asked:

Hi there! I've just recently started teaching myself spanish, and I was curious; what mistakes do you often see people learning Spanish make? Thank you!

¡Hola!

Well, there are so many kinds of mistakes.

I think the most common mistake of all time is to forget if a word is feminine or masculine. But I understand this can be difficult and even advanced students still get some words wrong, but they correct themselves right away.

Related to that, adjectives also have gender and number. Remember the adjective goes after the noun, most of the time.

And… articles, and possessive adjectives also have gender and number.

Articles: un, una, unos, unas (a, some); el, la, los, las (the).
Possessive adjectives: mi, mis, tu, tus, su, sus, nuestro/a, nuestros/as.

Remember the important thing here is the noun, and the adjectives, articles and possessive adjectives will change depending on the noun.

For example:

  • Tengo una flor bonita. - I have a pretty flower.
  • Tengo unas flores bonitas. - I have some pretty flowers.
  • Mi amigo es simpático. - My friend is nice.
  • Mis amigos son simpáticos. - My friends are nice.

problema

The word problema. This word ends in “a” but it is a masculine word. So we say:

  • el problema - the problem
  • un problema - a problem
  • muchos problemas - many problems

I made a post of the most common words that end in “a” but are masculine. here.

gente

The word gente (people). In English the word “people” is plural, but in Spanish “gente” is feminine and singular because we use it as a group of people. So we say:

  • la gente - the people
  • mucha gente - many people
  • poca gente - few people

I also made a post about this here. :)

Remember it is:
¿Cuál es tu nombre? - What is your name?
And not: ¿Qué es tu nombre? (X)

In English, when you have two nouns you just put them together, as “action movie” or “orange juice”.

In Spanish we need de in between these two nouns. For example:

  • película de acción - action movie (movie of action)
  • jugo de naranja - orange juice (juice of orange)
  • clase de piano - piano class (class of piano)

Also with people:

  • el hermano de mi amiga - My friend’s brother (the brother of my friend)
  • la madre de mi novio - My boyfriend’s mother (the mother of my boyfriend)

In English you can say “I eat breakfast” or “I have breakfast” but in Spanish we have a verb to say this, So we don’t need the verb “eat” or “have”.

desayunar: to have breakfast

  • ¿Qué desayunaste? - What did you have for breakfast?
  • Esta mañana desayuné huevos y jugo de naranja. - This morning I had eggs and orange juice for breakfast.

We also have:

  • almorzar: to have lunch
  • comer: to have lunch/dinner (In Spain and Latin America the main meal is in the afternoon, around 14:00 to 16:00)
  • merendar: to have an afternoon snack
  • cenar: to have dinner

Visit my post related to this.

Many students get confused by these pronouns because in English you say “at school” or “at the party” but a is not at.

We use a when someone or something is going/moving to somewhere.
We use en when someone or something is located somewhere.

a = to
en = in/on/at

So we say:
Hoy fui a la escuela. - Today I went to school.
Estoy en la escuela. - I’m at school.

Voy a ir a una fiesta. - I’m going to a party.
Hay mucha gente en la fiesta. - There are a lot of people at the party.

See my post about this.

Remember it is:

Gracias por _____ - Thank you for ___
Perdón por _____ - Sorry for ___

When we want to say that we like something, we always need an article before the noun.

  • Me gusta el chocolate. - I like chocolate.
    Me gusta chocolate (X)

  • Me gustan las películas. - I like movies.
    Me gusta películas (X)
    Me gustan películas (X)

Remember “gusta” changes to “gustan” when the noun is plural.

When we want to talk about someone else’s likes. We use le.

le gusta / le gustan

And we also need A before the person that we are talking about:

  • A ella le gusta el café - She likes coffee.
  • A mi hermano le gustan los dinosaurios - My brother likes dinosaurs.
  • A mi amigo le gusta el fútbol - My friend likes football

(I think I should make a post only for “gustar”)

These are Spanish words that look very similar to English words but have different meanings.

See the post here.

I don’t know why some beginner Spanish students just skip these verbs or they take too long to learn them. We use them all the time and knowing how Reflexive Verbs work will help you understand many common phrases as:

¿Me veo bien? - Do I look good?
Te quiero ver. - I want to see you.
Nos vamos a la playa. - We’re going to the beach.
¿Cómo se dice? - How do you say it?

See my post: Introduction to Reflexive Verbs.
And here’s a video :)


I think that’s all for now!
People make all kinds of mistakes depending on their level and their first language. But these are the mistakes that I see repeating over and over again in all kinds of students.

However, don’t let mistakes stop you from talking. We can’t be perfect and we were not born knowing everything. And besides, people understand and they are glad to know you are making an effort learning their language.

:)

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Gif source:  Here

Imagine being Negan’s sister who he thought died in the outbreak, only to find you at Alexandria when he pays a surprise visit to antagonize Rick, only to find you and Rick in a passionate moment.

——— Request for anon ———

“Here I thought there was a problem that still had yet to be ironed out with you and your people, Rick. I’m thinking to myself, maybe you’re still mad about losing some of your people. Maybe I need to come through and show you what life under me is gonna’ be like,” Negan begins, leaning in close as you take a stunned step away at seeing your brother again after all this time. “But lo-and-behold what do I find? You gettin’ frisky with my long-lost, assumed-dead sister! Imagine my surprise!”

“Negan,” you finally manage, just as Rick gives you the most bizarrely confused look you think you’ve ever seen on his face, “I can’t believe it’s you.”

“Fucking ditto!”

the-phoenix-heart  asked:

Is Spain different? In the comic where the btt pelted England with tomatoes, his eyes were fine at first but then they were completely green with no pupils. Is there something wrong (although I don't like describing him with that word) with him?

“Buenos dias! My name is Antonio Fernández Carriedo! I am a second generation lamb and I like tomatoes and turtles! … And the sun! I love the sun. And churros and olives!!! I could drink olives all the time, I did it once for a dare, it was tasty.”

“wATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING YOU STUPID FRECKLED ASSHOLE.”

“Wha- Lovi? I didn’t do anything?”

“.. Aaah, lo siento. I need to see if my little brother is okay and what that stupid-ass freckle face did this time.”

(Fun fact; Spain is a canon yandere.)

anonymous asked:

Hi! How about &, ?? and the heartbreaking one for Kara and Ichi? Thank you very much!!

Kara:

& - Loving text

>Ooooh my beautiful Y/n! Your eyes sparkle more than my bedazzled pointed-toe boots, and your smile is more radiant than the sun! You light up my life my Karamatsu honey, for without you I would be lost…!!   

>Because I could not see. 

>It would be too dark. 

>…HEH! ✨

⁇ - Drunk text

>OOOOoOooOOhhHH my little Y/n!!! I haev been thinkig about you my lttle Y/n.. .. . 

>You are jsut sO beautif ul tht I feel I must scream it from the rooftoops so that the whoel world knows jstu hwo much I lo ve yuo!!!! !

>Wiat.… I’m actually goig to do that right now. YES! That way,,, evryone will know just hwo devoted I am to yuo ~~ 

>HE H I am ver y drunk  ✨ ✨ 😎 ☠️ 🌏 🍻 💋 💙 🌏 ✨ 🐙 🗿 🥞 💃 💃 💙 😎 ✨

♀  - Heartbreaking

>Ah I am so sorry Y/n, I must cancel on our dinner plans this evening. I…am not feeling quite myself today, and it would be a shame for you to have to see me so dull.

>In truth…I am worried that my brothers do not like me, that I am just a dumb nuisance to them all. My dear bruzza Ichimatsu tells me such all the time. Perhaps he is right…

>Forgive me, my little Y/n. I…probably wont be myself for quite some time. Perhaps it is for the best that I never am…


Ichi:

& - Loving text

>Hey… I just wanted to thank you for feeding the strays with me today. It was…really nice.

>I like spending time with you…it makes me feel a little less like garbage.

>…

>I suppose what I’m trying to say is I like you Y/n, and I hope I can see you again soon.

>O-Okay, that’s all. Bye…

⁇ - Drunk text

>Ehehehh hey Y/n.. . I’m supr sleepy and I don’t wnt to move but kusomatsu is so annoyig when he’s drunk I want to punch him in the faec

>but I don t want to moev.…

>.. ………hlep

♀  - Heartbreaking

>It’s okay Y/n, you don’t have to lie to me to make me feel better. I already know I’m useless garbage who will amount to nothing, so you shouldn’t be wasting your time on someone like me.

>You’re somebody and I’m worthless trash, we were never meant to be together in the first place. I guess I was just caught up in a stupid dream thinking that we could be. 

>It’s probably for the best that we never see each other again… I’m sorry for wasting your time. 

>Goodbye Y/n.

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I was tagged to do the ‘10 Albums That Helped Shape Me’ and no matter how many lo-fi, fuzzy, noise rock bands I fall in love with, I’m folksy at my core.

I tag whoever wants to do this. Tag me back because I want to see all your selections. It’s my favorite piece of information to find out about everyone. 

Ode to Valhalla - 13th Warrior

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother.
And my sister and my brother
Lo, there do I see the line of my people
Back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever.

5. Part 2

Originally posted by drakemood

Staring at my ceiling in my bedroom, today is the day and that is the only thing I can think of right now. Why did I agree to this now, I feel all nervous. Saturday has come around so fast for me, I am more than shocked that I actually woke up early on a weekend, I had to set my alarm actually “oh god” placing my hands over my face, what am I doing and why am I doing this. What excuse can I make, shall I tell him I am ill “what am I even talking about” we are practically friends now, well kind of. Reaching over to my side table and grabbing my phone, letting out a yawn “shit” that is the time, I don’t even know what to wear because he won’t tell me. Reading my notifications, he replied to my text from last night, I fell asleep by the time he actually replied.

From: Chris

Wear what you want, I told you this already…

Why is he being like this, if I am overdressed that will get me so angry. Why do I even care, it’s not even a date, forget it.

To: Chris

If I am overdressed it will ruin my day and I will go home early and wake that ass up boy!

I need to actually call my mom, my weekend is to catch up on sleep, family and cleaning but this is changing my day up. I am feeling so nervous but a little intrigued, if my dad found out about this he would not be happy. I am his only little girl even though I have a little brother, but I am the most important one out of them all. Placing my phone on my chest as I stretched out my body, let me get out of bed and do something with myself. My phone vibrating against my chest, lifting my phone up and seeing Chris calling. Answering the call “morning” god, why do I always sound awful in the morning “hey, are you ready?” he asked, rubbing my face “uhhh no, you going to tell me then? I have a feeling it’s something like a movie? Just say yes or no” god, Chris does actually sound so good when he has just woken up, never noticed this at all “maybe, could be yes or maybe no. We could be going to a beach, you just never know” he is so annoying “I cancel anyways” I am done with him now “stop being all moody and shit, tell me where you live so I can pick you up? I will say it is a movie, now stop asking me” I knew he would back down “meet me outside The Avenue, Hollywood. Just park where the car park is, I will walk to you” pushing my bed covers off my body “you live in the apartment there? Y’all got money huh” he said, rolling my eyes “not me, my brother and Lo be up to no good. I don’t ask questions, I am just a broke nurse living with my brother. That will soon change, I hope. I am thinking of moving out and living with Bailey” swinging my legs off my bed, sitting on the edge “I have a feeling who she lives with, just stay where you are” he is funny “sure, anyways you’re cutting into my getting dressed time. Goodbye!” I will disconnect the call before he has a little outburst regarding it “see you soon ma” disconnecting the call.

“Oh my god! What do I wear!” I shouted out, why is my life so difficult. What do I wear, oh god I need Bailey to help me. Every time I go anywhere I am like this, I groaned out rubbing my head “oh no” I just rubbed my face and I have my foundation on, I hate myself. I need to gather myself together, I need to remember this is just me meeting my friend, I mean he is just a regular guy. Then again he is Chris Brown, but what do I wear. No matter what, we are just friends but that does not justify me looking terrible. This prep talk is not working out, god help me. Getting up off of my bed, let me try again to search for an outfit. I can do this, I can choose an outfit that will be perfect. I swear I have some cute outfits here, I know I do.

Waiting for the facetime to connect with Bailey “you know what I am thinking right now?” Bailey said staring at me with her hair wrap on “why I am awake this early?” Bailey nodded “like I am so tired, I am trying to sleep and you keep calling me. But I love you so proceed to show me what you are wearing. First tell where you are going? Your makeup is bomb, you got your bundles in?” she know damn well I got my good weave in, this only happens on occasions “guess” I simply said, standing in front of my mirror and flipping the camera “I am not sure but tell me how I look” I am waiting for Bailey to say something stupid “bring the camera down, I want to see the feet” slowly bringing my camera down the mirror “legs for days! Ok, I think you are going to get some LA dick? Clearly” flipping the camera over back on my face mean mugging her “what!? Ok, on a real. You are dressed for LA, it’s warm out there, it’s bomb, I like it. Are you getting some dick then?” she said, shaking my head “just meeting a friend, I will tell you soon. I am behind, gotta go” blowing air kisses before disconnecting the call.

So Chris is outside, he has been outside for the last half hour, he came early. Not on me, I said wait because I was still deciding on the outfit. Wiggling my toes in my tan strappy stilettos, my cut off denim jeans that just cover my ass, but I feel my legs are out too much, this is too much for me. Pulling down my oversized sweatshirt a little more, I have a shirt under this because you never know but I don’t do bras. Placing my dark maroon MAC lipstick in my clutch, let me go now. Walking to my side table and disconnecting my charger from my phone, seeing the various missed calls from Chris makes me feel like I am a bad person for making him wait.

I woke my brother up earlier, I went into his bedroom because I wanted his chain. I am borrowing his gold chain for today, here he goes with his morning blunts “can hear you walking a mile off” Nathan said, looking over at the balcony door open. Nathan stood with a blunt in hand “woah! Wait, where are you going? It’s barely turned one” I knew he was about to do this “going out, what I tell you about questioning me?” pointing at him “I swear the LA life is getting to you, where are you going?” he walked towards me “to the movies, just out. Goodbye and tell Lo to stop calling me, I ain’t speaking to his bitch ass” turning on my heels “what is wrong with you both now?” my brother half shouted “ask him, but I’m out and clean the mess up” I ain’t here to be cleaning today “bring my chain back!” opening the door “whatever” banging the door shut behind me.

Originally posted by chrihedits

I have never had this problem before, she had me sat in this Lamborghini in this LA heat. Looking down at my Rolex in annoyance, it’s about to be forty five minutes since being out here, she ain’t picking my calls up either. She got me out here sweating too, Rylee ain’t shit already. Fixing my snapback on backwards, let me sit back in my car before I get noticed. Pushing myself off of the side of my car, pulling the car door up and climbing back inside. It has become so hot in this car, I want to be topless now. Pulling my car door down, patting down my jeans and looking at my new Js. I done shaved too, I was going to keep the stubble but I didn’t, this is an all clean look with my black tee on. I did have a bomber jacket on but I got hot, blowing out air looking up. Seeing a female walking towards the car, squinting my eyes looking closely. Is that Rylee, if I look at her face maybe I will know. My eyes slowly dragged itself up her body and then my eyes fell on her face “wow” I said aloud, she walked around my car to get in. She looks so good, I feel all nervous now.

Clearing my throat, shifting in my seat as the passenger door opened. I can’t stop staring at the legs, it gets even better now she is here. Biting on my bottom lip, she leaned in picking my bomber jacket up “oh, my bad” I didn’t even get that for her, she stuck her butt in first “ooooohhhhh” I said, staring at her butt, she swung her legs in “ok these cars are not easy to get into” she said, I don’t even care “it’s perfect” I said, she placed my bomber jacket on my lap and closed the door “did you hear what I said?” I am trying to take this in, she needs to stop talking. Where has this girl come from, wow. She can dress, even when she is not dressed she is beautiful “you’re so beautiful” I had to say it “stop it” she placed her clutch on her lap “yeah, I mean sorry. It’s not that bad to get into, I am used to it now. Can I place my bomber jacket on the floor next to your legs?” I asked before I did it “oh yeah you can” gathering my bomber jacket with my one hand, reaching to the passenger side and placing the bomber on the floor of the car. My arm just lightly grazing her calf, her golden legs are so soft. I am so turned on, I want her. She is mine.

“I want to say sorry, I kept you out here for so long. I am shocked you waited, I kept you waiting” holding my hand up “don’t say it, I just want to be normal as possible. I am going to try my best, just be you and I will be me. Things like that happen, I knew you was going to say, I kept Chris Brown waiting. But let’s pretend I am just a regular nigga” Rylee smiled at me a little “I just want to say you look beautiful, you have dressed great. These are the only words I can say because I don’t want to say what my mind is saying” Rylee giggled “how about we don’t, can we drive though? The leather seats are burning my ass and my thighs, I am melting here” I busted out laughing “how you think I felt? Now you know how I feel” turning my car engine on “are you going to tell me how handsome I am? If you saw me yesterday, I looked like a werewolf” slowly driving off “it’s very cute” my eyes bulged out looking at her “cute?” I spat, she needs to stop doing that cute giggle “joking, you look nice. Very handsome” I grinned “aww stop it, I am getting all red now” my voice all high pitched “you copying me on what I said last time, so rude” she clocked on, I am glad.

I hope those niggas keep my home clean, I done told them “I have never been in a car like this, it’s fast” my lip curled up “I don’t even want to know why you are smiling like that, it’s small though. Small and fast” my smile disappeared after that, I was going to say something sly but she beat me to it “you have nice legs, you got me all speechless. I know I shouldn’t really say that, I mean who does that on a first date” the car fell silent “I mean friend date, I mean you know just a get to know each other date” I suck at this, look at me. Hearing a slight snort, my head turned to her “ew where did that come from. Sorry” she put her hand up “you’re funny, you seem so out of your depth here. Ignore that noise, I was supposed to laugh but clearly I make an idiot out of myself” shaking my head smiling “I think we both are stupid, let’s just be cool” I am saying this but it’s me, I am so awkward why am I doing this to myself.

Walking into ArcLight Hollywood movie theatre, I am obviously walking behind Rylee. She has honestly the most perfect legs, I want Rylee to wrap her legs around my body. She must have the sweetest pussy, I can imagine. Licking my bottom lip, my own thoughts taking me to a place I shouldn’t be right now “woah” holding onto Rylee as I walked into the back of her, letting her go “my bad, sorry” I think we are both bad at this “you want to be lowkey but you out here banging into me, you ok?” feeling my cheeks go slightly red “yeah yeah, just looking at the scene. This place is great” Rylee squinted her eyes at me “you’re walking ahead of me now ok?” she got me, I ruined this for myself now “ok, side by side then. What movie you want to watch?” walking at the side of Rylee “surprise me, I’m open to a lot” she said, raising my eyebrow “really?” looking at her with a smirk “filth” she simply said to me, she always clocks me.

I am shocked she actually wants to see Avengers with me, she let me pick anyways so who cares “Chris” Rylee held my wrist “huh, yeah?” stopping in my tracks “I want to pay for the things, I am not having you pay for everything. It’s only drinks and popcorn” pulling a face at her “no, I will pay. I want to pay, it’s nothing Rylee” she tilted her head “please don’t do this, you said normal so let me buy the food” sighing out not really wanting to do this “you can only pay for the drinks and popcorn, after this then no more paying out. Deal? I want to pay for you” Rylee got her pinkie finger out “pinkie promise” how different is she, holding her pinkie finger with mine “you’re on a budget though, no large with me” her beautiful hazel eyes, I am melting “I want it large only” I said in a mumble “I guess I will let you off just this time” I am still holding on to her pinkie finger, let me stop.

I really thought that the screen would be quiet, it’s early and who would come early but I was wrong, really wrong. Luckily the row we are on nobody is sitting here at the moment, the lights dimmed down slowly “who is that?” pointing at Rylee’ lock screen, she pressed her home button again “my youngest brother, Kyrie. I miss him” Rylee placed her phone in her bag and then sat back in the chair, she crossed her right leg over her left “he looks like trouble” he really does “he is, he drives me up the wall when I am home” she must have a big family “can we get through?” some guy said, turning my head seeing this young white guy. His face changed seeing who I am “sure” moving my legs in, I guess it is just my luck that there is a group of them. I want to move now, rolling my eyes as they walked by “damn” the black guy lost his balance and was about to fall but placed his hand on Rylee’ knee, pushing the guys hand away “watch it!” I stood up “sorry, I didn’t mean it” the fuck he doing touching “you should have fell! Why you touching her for!?” I spat “Chris it’s ok, he didn’t do it on purpose” the group of guys just stared at me “sit down please” Rylee said, I want to punch his face. Sitting in down in a huff “it’s fine, don’t get worked up over it. He was sorry” Rylee is saying that but it don’t make it right “take your snapback off, we are inside” Rylee reached over and pulled it off my head, I am just going to stay quiet until I cool off.

I have been so quiet, I only asked where she would like to go to eat. Looking down at the menu “you been really quiet with me” Rylee spoke, looking up from the menu “it’s not you, I just got annoyed. Sorry, I don’t want to scare you away either. I just feel like I messed it up” placing the menu down “don’t feel like that, I understand why. I did get annoyed but then you ended up saying something. Nothing is ruined, only if you are going to be grumpy then yeah. The guy was staring at me that is why he fell” I knew he was “asshole, he touched you though. Ok I am over it, let’s move on” I need to not think about it “what burger you want? Remember I am paying so you can go all out” Rylee stuck her tongue out “ayeee!!” this girl is so perfect.

Pointing at Rylee’ plate “what is that? It looks nice and hold up, are you taking pictures for Instagram?” Rylee quickly stopped taking a picture “come on, let me follow you. Let me see your pictures at least?” Rylee sighed out “but people will speculate, do you want that? You know what, I will send you a picture if that makes you feel better” reaching over and taking a cheesy fry “wow, rude. You got yours!” placing the fries in my mouth “but they not cheesy, I should have got them. My bad” wiping my hand against my jeans “how you feeling about today? Is everything good with how it is?” I asked “yeah of course, it’s sweet. It’s been calm for the most part” least she is ok with everything “I enjoy your company” I openly admitted “same Chris, we seem to be stupid. Well keep doing on stupid things. I may not seem it but I am dying inside” she hides it well.

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Chris’ car is amazing, I have honestly never had such an experience in a car like this. Reaching down at the side of me, picking up Chris’ bomber jacket “this smells so nice” he switched his car engine off “you can keep it if you like” he is crazy “I can only imagine how expensive this is, do not think so” placing his jacket in his lap “are you sure?” pulling his car door up “more than sure, I already feel like I am doing too much and punching above my weight” I really hate getting out of this car though, hearing a wolf whistle as I got out “sorry” he said again, he has been doing this so many times “whatever” closing the door, turning around and seeing Chris’ home “this is a beautiful home Chris, wow” and so many cars “welcome to my home” this is a nice place.

This house is so silent, I am surprised it is because every time he calls me there is always boys in the background “let me show you around” Chris threw his jacket to the side “would you like to see my home?” Chris turned around “yeah sure” he stopped walking and walked towards me “let me put your clutch away? I’ll put it there” he placed his hand on my clutch “thank you” I said as he took it from me “it’s cool, come. I am excited to show a female my home, in a normal way instead of other things” he looks real excited, it is so cute. Watching him fiddle with the baby gate “I hate this shit” he spat and then it finally unlocked “ok, we all good to go. Come” he jogged up the steps ahead of me, slowly making my way up.

Chris turned around lifting his arms up “this is my bedroom” he spat, I am very impressed “this is a very nice bedroom Christopher, I am shocked. It’s clean, did you clean it prior? I bet you did” stepping inside “kind of, I just picked up my things. But I rarely sleep in this thing, come. See my walk in closet, I have more clothes downstairs but this is where I keep my jewellery” he waved me over, Chris is literally giving me a tour. He seems to be so happy do this, I find it cute because it’s like he has never done this before. My eyes widened looking around the closet “wow, this is like a jewellery store. I love that chain, Black Pyramid one” touching the chain “thank you, I can get you one” moving my hand back “no, I don’t think so. I love your things” watching him open the cabinet and pick the chain off “try it on” I was about to say no but he placed it over my head already “it’s heavy, Jesus. How do you deal?” he cheesed at me “suits you, maybe one day” lifting my hair up “take it from me before I take it home” turning around “I got you, we are destined you know” he said randomly “how?” furrowing my eyebrows “tattoos, the stars” smiling wide at his cuteness.

Walking behind Chris to go back downstairs “what is this room?” pointing at the door half open, it’s all pink. He stopped walking and turned back around “my daughter’ room, nobody sees this room unless they family. I’ll show you” he pushed the door open walking inside “she got everything princess themed, her toys are out. I need to clean that, her bed also. But yeah, this her room and play room. I got her a walk in closet but she don’t have many clothes in there” he pointed “why?” I questioned “I barely see her but that is about to change, went to court and getting more rights for her. It’s different being a father” he leaned down picking up a doll “it is, you’re a good father from what I see” Chris looked up at me smiling “thank you” this is such a different Chris Brown.

“Are you sure that you just want water?” Chris jumped over his couch with a bottle in hand “more than sure, all that walking in these heels has made me thirsty” taking the bottle from him “take the heels off” he pointed as he sat down “once they off I will not put them back on, thank you though and thank you for today. It was nice, it was nice to have some fun and not go to the club to have fun. Thank you” I honestly loved today, it was relaxing “my pleasure, thank you for being a good date” he sat back on the couch “you know what I mean” he has said date so many times today, opening the bottle of water.

The silence is so thick in this room, I don’t know what it is but I am feeling it from him. He is staring so hard at me too, I feel nervous now “I want to know more about you Rylee. Tell me about yourself” shuffling myself back on the couch “what would you like to know?” he needs to be more specific “I’ll ask questions and you answer?” he said, nodding my head “sure” this will be an interview “I know you’re from New Jersey, how many siblings do you have? What made you come here and why are you single?” I knew that would come up “I have three brothers, two older and one younger. My eldest brother Blake is my half-brother but he practically grew up with us, he is coming out of prison soon, well any day now. I came here because I wanted a change, USC medical centre is awesome. I was shocked I got accepted” Chris’ eyes widened “prison? What for?” I shrugged “only god knows what they get up too, you probably know more than me. Something about Inglewood, I don’t know” Chris let out an oh “how come you single? Any guy would want you” laughing a little “they think I am stuck up Chris, I rarely date” waving my hand “I guess you not had any good relationships?” shaking my head “not really, I realised the hard way when I found out I am just a girl they all just want to fuck but not take home to mommy, you know stuff like that. I am not bitter but I am just not with the shits” this is why I won’t get deep with Chris, or even let anything sexual happen.

Chris cleared his throat “you’re so nice though, you have such a kind nature” he said, I cooed out “but they are the ones that are usually losing, I was a total bitch in school but then I just grew up. I wanted to help others, I am doing this because of that. My mom is the same she helps others all the time, she used to be a midwife” I wish I accepted that glass of wine now “that is sweet, you remind me of my mom. She is sweet as hell, but then they see me, they are like how did you give birth to that. You are just like her though” my smile grew “I will take that as a compliment but is it my turn now?” I want to ask things “yeah sure, ask away” Chris leaned forward on the couch “tell me more about Christopher Brown, the one from Texas” his eyes widened laughing “oh wow, that guy from there. So it was just me and my cousins, that’s it. I was always like this, outspoken, hyper. Just always doing something, I never sleep and also when I have a plan I always need it to happen. I have never been in love, I have never witnessed it either erm, and. Also I have never had a real relationship but I don’t think it was ever true, meaning it was just was for convenience. They needed a come up and I would help that” that is horrible “have you ever been in love?” shaking my head “well, I really liked this guy. But I was young and stupid” I shrugged “oh yeah I wanted to ask, what is your favourite all time Chris Brown song?” letting out a laugh.

I paused thinking “my all-time favourite I would say, it has to be Take You Down” Chris gasped “you a freak, I see! I got you, I will sing that to you onetime” I giggled out “I knew it was a trap, I should have said With You now. But I have to say Take You Down, it is like my most played song” I love the song and now I want to listen to it “freak!” Chris said again “what did you assume about me though? Has it changed now?” rubbing my hands together “player, get girls when he wants too. Party, Pussy and weed. But I see this and it has changed, I mean this side of you is nice. I can see not many people see this side to you” Chris nodded his head “I don’t think people deserve too, I am going to be real with you Rylee. I want more” swallowing hard “can we just like to know each other more, things can’t happen overnight” I don’t know why he wants me “I got you but don’t be blowing me off for Daniel” I sighed out “he is just friend” reassuring Chris.

Walking behind Chris outside “this is my graffiti I do outside” he pointed out, looking at the wall full of weird creatures. Tilting my head to the side “why do you draw monsters all the time? Looking at this, it seems really dark or am I just looking at it all wrong? Inside the home there was paintings but it was light hearted” Chris stuffed his hands in his jean pockets “because that is how everyone sees me” he blurted out, my eyebrows knitted together “everyone? Not everyone sees that, surely. So this is how you express yourself?” I pointed, he nodded “so you do feel that” I mumbled, I paused staring “you’re not a monster Chris, you show what you want people to see. I can admit that first hand, I thought you was an asshole and maybe still is. I don’t know but you’re nice to me” I feel sad that he feels that way about himself “thank you, I have never done this before. The girls that I have here don’t really get me like this, they be fucking with the homies too. I just be out here doing this, I like having people around but yeah, as you can see. This is new to me” I believe him now, I believe everything he is telling me.

just some 'how they met' AU's I want to see written one day

• ‘my dad invited me to go on a fishing trip with him and his buddies and I hate water and can’t swim but I don’t wanna crush my dad’s feelings and he said his friend’s son was coming too, so I’m kind of hoping he’s cool’ and 'I fell into the water and you were the only sober one who was able to save me’

• 'our class when on a 'survival skill learning’ camping trip and left a group of students out in the middle of nowhere and oh my god it’s three AM and I’m trying to sleep but you’re over here cursing at the wind for knocking your tent over again jUST SLEEP IN HERE WITH ME BRO’

• 'you were singing some dumb musical duet all by yourself and didn’t notice I was walking behind you until I started singing part 2 and you got embarrassed because you thought you were alone and you didn’t know anyone else liked that musical’

• 'we were waiting in line for the FerrisWheel and your friend decided last minuet he didn’t want to ride and backed out, so we got jammed into the same kart together AND THEN the ride got stuck while we were at the top, but you aren’t so bad to be around for two hours…lets go ride more shit together’

• 'I accidentally might’ve burst your eardrum from screaming so loud on the roller coaster, now I owe you ice cream and cotton candy…’

• 'your dumb cat keeps coming to the wrong house at 4 AM and meows for a long time because I won’t let it in, pLEASE KEEP IT LOCKED UP AT NIGHT, IM TIRED OF CALLING YOU EVERY MORNING TO COME GET IT.’


• 'your little brother said he fucked my mom on Xbox so I said I would find him and whoop his lil ass, and you took the mic and told me not to shit talk your brother and that if you ever caught me doing it again, you would find me and kick MY ass. And lo and behold your brother and I fought again five minuets later and then you really did find me and im scared as to how you got my address but w O W you’re hot AF’

• 'I lost my mom in the grocery store and I was looking for her and trying not to panic and I bumped into you who happened to be doing the same thing and pLEASE just help me find my mom im scared’ and then, a week later 'hey didn’t I see you at the store? We helped each other find our moms!’

• 'I was sitting on the slide at the park and you came over to confront me because the kid you were babysitting wants to use the slide but I’m saving this spot for the kid I’M babysitting, tough luck.’

• 'the cops showed up to a party we were at and chased everyone away. You and I happened to run in the opposite direction of all our friends and got lost in some dark and creepy street.’

• 'excuse you, that is MY goldfish, I saw it first! Go to a different petstore!’

• 'I fell off my skateboard after trying to do a cool trick to impress you, new friend, and you laughed for ten minutes before helping me out of the bowl and calling an ambulance because my legs aren’t suppose to bend like that’


• 'my frisbee is stuck in a tree and I climbed up here to get it out but I got stuck…and my phone fell out of my pocket. Can you get it and call my mom for me? Tell her I’m stuck in a tree!’

• 'I was jogging and you accidentally hit me with a baseball…wHo the hell plays baseball at 6 AM in the park by themselves!?’

eiqgot  asked:

Idk if your requests are open but if they are, I'd like to request rfa + v+saeran reactions to meeting Hispanic MC's mom who punishes her with the mighty chancla for not telling her that you're now married/engaged. 8D thought this be fun.

YASSS I HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH LA CHANCLA If you don’t know what ‘La Chancla’ is, then watch this video.  Also this is LONG.

My ask is open if y’all want to request more HC :)

Yoosung:
-ooooo boy
-it all started when your mother called you one day, yelling at you for not calling her more often and telling you to come back to Mexico and visit her
-you could not disobey your mother cuz she was your mother and you actually did miss your family
-you had not told her your relationship with Yoosung..
-you honestly didn’t know how since you both were already engaged and you were scared your mother would murder you since it’s a family tradition to ask the father before the girlfriend…
-but you didn’t actually think it they would be that mad
-HAHAHAHA
-Yoosung also wanted to meet your family so you both bought plain tickets and set off to Mexico
-your whole family was amazed tbh
-‘Wow ya tiene novio la nina!’ (wow the girl finally has a boyfriend)
-your mom was mad that you didn’t tell her you got yourself a boyfriend but she wasn’t that mad
-Yoosung was a sweet heart
-he tried his best to speak in Spanish (everything you tried to teach him in a week lol)
-All the grandmas loved him and his baby face
-they kept pinching his cheeks
-but I’m a manly man MC!
-when Yoosung accidently let it slide that you were both engaged…
-your mama went wild
-‘COMO QUE TE VAS A CASAR!’ (WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GETTING MARRIED?!)
-cue in la chancla
-man that sandal hit you out of NO WHERE
-you just saw something pink and glittery and then
-BAM
-poor Yoosung was crying and rubbing your cheek
-bean thought it was his fault but no
-however your mom loved Yoosung when you mentioned he was a Doctor (for animals but you left that part out)
-after your mom apologized to Yoosung and everyone ate tamales (Latin Dish)
-Yoosung was now a Tamal addict

Zen: (my mom had like 26 siblings so this is going to be based off her fam lol)
-you see what happened was
-you accidently let it slide to you 4th sister that you felt homesick
-and guess who called you two days later
-La Jefa (Spanish for the boss but female version) (AKA mom)
-You had told your mom you would visit soon but Zen overheard you talking
-You explained what was going on
-AND THIS BOY WANTED TO GO AND MEET YOUR HUGE ASS FAMILY CUZ HE WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS LOVE AND GET THE 411
-You somehow ended up agreeing that he should come too
-just one problem
-your mama did not know that Zen was in the picture
-sure you had hinted that you were talking to someone
-but telling your mom that you were engaged
-with a celebrity
-a hot celebrity
-with white hair
-white long hair
-was going to be challenging
-once your plain landed and your 12th brother came to pick you up
-Zen was complaining already
-Mexico was hot during the summer
-and you lived in a farm
-not a good combination for a celebrity
-your father did not like him
-your twelve brothers did not like him
-your ten sisters however fell head over heels with him
-Your mother was in love with him
-but not his rat tail lol
-or the fact that you didn’t tell her you were engaged
-she gave you a death stare
-‘Por que no me dijistes que tenias novio?!’  (Why didn’t you tell me you had a boyfriend!)
-you said nothing in fear
-then
-it happened
-La Chancla
-right smack in the middle of your face
-Zen winced as he saw the sandal hit you and stood up
-not knowing what had happened
-to protect you
-everyone explained to him what was la chancla
-he didn’t agree with violence but it was your family
-by the end of your visit you were practically a mazapan addict

Jumin:
-okay okay
-imagine Jumin
-Jumin, the rich guy
-mistertrustfunkid
-in Mexico
-like take a moment
-and close your eyes
-and picture Jumin
-in a Mexican House
-MC was laughing because this image had become true
-Mother was calling and calling to see when they could visit
-and the day came when they did visit
-but
-mother did not approve
-‘Como que estas vivendo con el! No estan casados!’ (What do you mean your living with him! Your not even married!)
-but ama (mom) he be daddy af
-out of no where
-NINJA CHANCLA
-Jumin didn’t even see it hit you that’s how fast it went
-‘NO NO NO! No lo quiero para my nina!’ (no no no I don’t want him for my daughter)
-mom he’s rich
-mom looks at Jumin
-smiles
-huges him
-‘MIJO! BIENVENIDO A LA FAMILIA!’ (son! Welcome to the family!)
-Jumin just blinks and nodded and smiles
-all your brothers not magically love Jumin
-y’all get married in the backyard
-he’s an elote addict

Jaehee:
-sweet child
-everyone though she was just a friend of yours
-lol but no
-hella gay for her
-Jaehee was nervous to meet your family
-but you knew they would be okay with her
-your brothers tried to hit on her
-so you had to beat them up
-SHES MINE PENDEJOS (it’s a bad word in Spanish) (like a worse word than idiot lol)
-mom loves her
-baehee is so helpful
-mom glares at you
-wtf mom what?
-CHANCLA
-WHY COULDN’T YOU BE THIS HELPFUL WHEN YOU LIVED HERE?!
- -.-

707:
-THIS BOY WAS FUCKING READY
-had a sombrero and everything
-‘Saeyoung, you don’t have to wear a sombrero’
-‘But babeeeee I need to make a good impression on their only daughter!!’

-you had 3 older over protective brothers
-and and over protetive mother
-so you can see why
-this was an issue
-BUT
-THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE WOULD WOO MC’S FAMILY, I mean familia
-this bean hacked into all their computers
-saw what they liked
-when they had arrived to Mexico
-MC’s brothers loved Saeyoung
-Seven had even learned Spanish in less than a week
-damn boy
-he had brought special gifts for all of MC’s family
-Both father and mother loved him
-Saeyoung was too buys playing with the kitties and MC’s younger cousins to notice
-LA CHANCLA
-‘POR QUE NO ME DIJISTE QUE TU NOVIO ERA TIERNO!’ (why didn’t you tell me your boyfriend was so nice/kind)
-mom you didn’t have to hit me for that omg
-takes back Mexican candy cause this bby loves Mexican candy

I was tagged by @fangdaniel thanks dian!

  1. Nicknames: kokki, bubble,lo,Lola
  2. Gender:Female
  3. Star Sign:Aquarius?
  4. Height:Although I’m the tallest in my class,I’m 1,57. If I stand next to dian you won’t see me lol
  5. Time:10:29 AM
  6. Birthday:10 February
  7. Favorite bands:Monsta X,Wanna one,Day6.
  8. Favorite solo artists:I don’t have one hehehe~
  9. Song stuck in my head:Stuck-Monsta X (cOINCIDENCE?!)
  10. Last movie I watched:Capitain underpants with my brother~
  11. Last show I watched:Carbonaro Effect
  12. When did I create my blog:2017
  13. Last thing I googled: tumblr
  14. Do you have other blogs:Yes!
  15. Do you get asks:Yep!Always from dory~
  16. Why did you choose your url:Kokki because I’m kokki and dragonk321 it’s the name I use for videogames and wattpad~
  17. Following 656+
  18. 20+ ㅜㅡㅜ
  19. Favorite colors:Red,pastel orange
  20. Average hours of sleep:8-9 hours
  21. Lucky number:73,there’s a lot of reasons,but the most important is that I won the group photo with Monsta x with that number
  22. Instruments:Drums and I used to play bass lol
  23. What am I wearing:My pajamas
  24. How many blankets I sleep with:3
  25. Dream job:Animator,book illustrator
  26. Dream trip:Japan,Korea,China
  27. Favorite food:Sushi
  28. Nationality:Argentinian
  29. Favorite song right now:I Need U-BTS

I tag @doryreaccioneskpop !

Malec Week Day 5: Back to the Future

Okay so I did the wrong day 5 for Malec Week and I know I’m really late but here’s the actual Day 5: Back to the Future Day!


New York City, New York. 2015.

“Guys, hurry up! We don’t have much time!” Jace cried as they fought off a hoard of angry demons. There had been a drastic increase in the amount of demon activity in the city recently, and further investigation had turned up something very, very bad. The demons were in search of an old and ancient artifact that, if it fell into the wrong hands, could completely change the course of history.

What the demons were searching for was an old and ancient staff that Magnus had found out could actually control time. This would allow the holder to not only stop time, but to travel backwards in it, say to almost a decade ago when the Dark War took place. Right now, as the Shadowhunters of New York fought atop the Empire State Building, their time was running out.

Alec looked up and saw a demon grasping for the staff. Alec loaded up his last arrow and let it fly, sending the demon - and the staff - tumbling from the top toward more demons on the ground. Alec knew they couldn’t let staff fall into their control, so he did something so stupid only Jace would have probably attempted it: he jumped after it.

He heard his siblings and friends call out to him as they watched in horror as he fell. He looked and saw Jace and Simon try to restrain Magnus from going after him, knowing only he could close the Portal the demons had come through. Everything seemed to happen in slow motion as Alec reached out and trapped the staff. It was then that he finally realised the reality of his stupidity. He clenched his eyes shut, awaiting the impact, his life flashing in front of him. His family, his friends, Magnus. He recalled all the conversations he had ever had with Magnus, about his life and travels, about Peru, about France, about England-

As the Shadowhunters watched as Alec fell, there was a blinding flash of blue light that lasted only a split second. When they looked again, Alec was gone.

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Lo, There do I see my Father
Lo, There do I see my Mother and
My Brothers and my Sisters
Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining
Lo, They do call to me
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla
Where thine enemies have been vanquished
Where the brave shall live Forever
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.

Captainymous Speaks: Stop Rejecting My Kawaii Rabu

I wish to remain anonymous through this submission, so I will refer to myself as Captain, my two friends as First Mate and Cabin Boy, and the weeaboo will be Landlubber. 

Warnings for mild violence and/or sexual content.  

My English isn’t that good yet, sorry. 

This was last year and I have since moved from this town. 

It was a pretty normal day, I think. I wasn’t in cosplay, and there are no cons in my town ever, so “normal”. I was heading home through town with First Mate, who was on the phone with Cabin Boy, and generally just minding my own business while waiting for First Mate to finish talking. 

Anyway, First Mate finishes talking and we start joking around, mostly inside jokes and general lighthearted things. We decide grabbing a pack of chips from the gas station is a good idea, so we do, and while I’m paying I start humming an opening theme to an anime. First Mate has wandered off somewhere, but he hears me somehow and starts singing along, and we exit the store with our chips and our tunes. 

That’s when He decides to burst out, screeching that we should “matte-ne, senpai desu! boku was haraheta mou!” Which, from my weak understanding of Japanese, roughly translates to “wait I’m hungry too”. 

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Peter Story Time!!

Gather round kiddies, it’s time to tell stories about meeting Peter this weekend at Awesome Con. First off…the poor man. He was overbooked and took one 15 min break the whole day he was there and because he was overbooked he wound up staying 2 hours later than when the con was supposed to end just because he refused to leave before every fan had had their pre-purchased autograph and photo op. He pushed his flight back for us and his energy never seemed to deplete. He was smiling the whole time. Okay, now…on to my story. I had his VIP so I was among the first to get the individual photo ops with him done. I was in line with my sister and we were talking with a family in front of us. Well…when we were right behind the curtain and could see his silhoutte i couldn’t help but pull it back and peak. My heart suddenly began to throb and my first thought was, he’s so beautiful. My sister said what i was thinking aloud and then as we moved inside the curtain and were only a few away from him we heard his voice and I clutched onto my sister’s arm because it was just so surreal. His voice was like butter to me, so smooth and gentle. Once the family in front of us took their photo my sister and I went up, he shook her hand and then she went off to the side to watch. Peter then shook my hand and said hello. His smile was so brilliant. I explained to him that I wanted us to do a Doctor and Companion photo op. I told him to look slightly terrified. I took his hand and then took a step forward and did his traditional pose. I heard him say ‘I’ll look at you’, but I was too far in front of him that I couldn’t see him at all and I was looking straight at the camera. He side hugged me and smiled, I said thank you and then I went on my way. My sister then grabbed my arm and said, “I think he popped his foot!”. She was squealing but i was just confused. Lo and behold when I get my photo op, this is what I see…

HE POPPED HIS FOOT! And the way he’s looking at me?!!!! Who even are you sir and why do you insist on making me scream?! Just ask my sister. I was making unintelligible noises for five minutes as we walked over to my mom and brother in the food area. People kept staring at me as I clutched the photo to my chest. We were holding hands for five seconds and his hands were so soft and smooth and gentle yet firm. So not only did he shake my hand but I also got to hold it! And how many people have photo ops with Peter looking at them the way The Doctor looks at Clara? But my story doesn’t end there. Oh no sir. 

The next photo was the duo photo. I bought my sister her face the raven cosplay specifically for this photo op. She even binged the whole season in just three days *WHILE* going to awesome con and having to study for exams at the same time. We had some very late nights just to prepare her before she met them both. This is when everything really got dealyed. There were so many people and we were waiting for other photos to finish up for an hour before they started doing duos. It was supposed to start at 1:45. It didn’t until about 2:30-2:45. Either way my friend/ celeb that I was responsible for getting to Awesome Con was going to be leaving at 3:30 and I still had yet to see him and say hello apart from our quick photo op that morning. So as Danielle and I are waiting in line for our turn I’m starting to panic that I won’t get back to see Brett Dalton before he leaves. But lo and behold I did wind up getting to him, I just had to sprint. Now! Back to Peter! It was 3:15 and we were walking back through the curtain again and once more my heart was racing as i admired just how adorable and beautiful he is and his smile. We see Jenna and get really excited too and she looks amazing. Finally it’s our turn to go up and ONCE AGAIN Peter shakes both our hands and says ‘hello again’. I explain to them quickly ‘look confused because we’re doubles’. I then go to stand on Peter’s left so my sister can be sandwiched in between them but apparently Peter wanted me on his right so he puts his hand on my back and manhandles me into position beside him. He keeps his hand on my back and then puts on my arm. I’m just about to look confused to the camera when I notice he’s staring right at me, so I just decided to roll with it and I stared back at him looking confused. His eyes…they were so piercing and such a beautiful color and the fact you can’t see his eyes in the photo ops makes it all the more special to me. That’s a moment that we alone shared that the camera couldn’t capture. Outwardly i know I look confused but inside all I can think is ‘his eyes are so beautiful’. We were staring into each others soul for a full five seconds. Once the photo is over he smiles at me and says “good acting” I can only smile back and say thank you and then walk away. This is how the photo turned out. 

The duo photos and Jenna’s individuals lasted so long that the panel was pushed back two hours! As of that point we still had not gotten their autographs on our duo and wanting to see them face to face again rather than be in the panel we sacrificed going, knowing it would be up on youtube sometime. Instead we headed to their new signing location and since we had pre-purchased photo ops and Peter’s VIP we were let into the room to wait. His line was much longer than Jenna’s. Like a lot longer. There were about 100 people for him and at that point in time…only 1 for Jenna so we waited in her line first. We waited for about and hour and it was my first time sitting all day. We chatted with some other fans and then because we were up front and close to the doors when Peter and Jenna came walking in from their panel we got a clear shot of them and cheered. It was 5:30 and technically the con had ended a half hour ago but Peter refused to leave knowing there were so many fans who had yet to see him. The man is gold. So, anywho. By the time Jenna got there, there were only six people in her line so we got up there pretty quick but it had been announced that there would be no personalization for any autographs. Danielle and I said hello and I handed her the painting I’d made for her as well as some chocolate chip cookies. 

Contrary to what I was expecting she did not seem very into meeting us or interacting. I can only guess it was because of the hectic day with hardly and end in sight. But I told her have a safe flight, thanks for coming and Danielle said, please get some rest. She smiled at that and said she’d try. We then headed into Peter’s line and just a few minutes later we were towards the front of his line. That’s when we watched him take off his jacket….I tried to get a shot of him looking up/ standing with his jacket off but they were watching like hawks. So this is the best I had. 

His muscles and floof are visible but it does no justice. Finally it was our turn and I started by saying “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t want to send these to you, but I did paint you something and here are some chocolate chip cookies and colorings I did for you.”

As he was admiring my painting I then said, “You were wrong all those years ago in that interview. You are a heart throb.” He looked up and blushed and replied with a chuckle and “thanks.” He switched to looking at the colorings and said, ‘these are nice’. He then went to the dup photo and began to sign. I didn’t even notice he had written my name. He then looked up and asked, ‘What are your names?” I replied and said, “Lilia (lil-lee-uh)” and my sister replied “Danielle”. He repeated my name and I nodded, gushing over the way my name sounded coming from him. Even though they had announced no personalization, here he was personalizing this photo op to me and my sister. When he finished he shook our hands FOR A THIRD TIME and we thanked him. I wished him a safe flight and then said goodbye and walked away. And just for a recap. This is what he signed on the photo op. 

Bottom line of this whole weekend? Peter is gold. His eyes are beautiful, his hands are soft, he’s genuine, kind, adorable, beautiful, warm, and strong and gentle yet firm. He made my weekend, he’s the reason why I laugh and giggle so much, and I’m not ashamed for liking a man of his age because I think he is sexy and his personality just adds to it. I’m so glad I got to meet him and it was everything and more I dreamed it would be. I love Peter Dougan Capaldi and he now knows I exist and that he is my heartthrob. 

Gloved (Pt 3)

Summary: You are tasked with the job of talking to the god, Loki, and teaching him compassion and human nature.  You think the job is pointless, but you get under his skin more than he would want to admit.

Triggers: cursing, deaths of family mentioned, SERIOUS ANGST THIS TIME ROUND GUYS.  If you want a chapter summary to avoid the angst, but keep reading, just message me.  I’ll be glad to help you out.  

Word Count: 1600+

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I woke up with someone knocking on my door.  I rubbed my eyes and sat up, still sweating.  I knew it wasn’t from heat: the spring had come into the world with all the purpose of being subtle and slow.  The snow was barely melting.  And the bed was comfortable, but I was sore all over.  I checked my glove before inviting them in.

“Come in,” I said.

Steve walked in, all blonde hair and good intentions.

“Hey Cap,” I said, shrugging off my thin blanket.  He walked to a window and pulled back a curtain. My dark room filled with soft evening light.  “How was field work?” I asked, leaning back on my pillows.

“It went well enough.”  He shrugged.

“Ever going to tell me what’s going on in these field mission or is it ‘sensitive information’?”

He chuckled, very softly.  “Just the usual.  Trying to stop evil before it becomes evil.  Finding people like you and giving them a few options.”

“People like me?” I questioned.

“Well, not completely like you.  And most of it is false reports, but trying to gather them together.”

“So they don’t cause trouble.” I inferred.

“So they don’t feel like they have to get out of it.” Steve put, carefully.

“That’s the way the world works, Cap.  People getting in and out of trouble.”  I sighed. I went to stand at the window, by Steve.  I looked out over the city, at the people moving home and moving around and living.  

“Yeah, but that’s why I’m here now.  To stop a little trouble.” He said.

“What do you mean, Steve?” I asked.

“I mean, Y/N, your project.  I want you to be careful.”

“I am careful.” I put in.

“You know what I mean.  Loki is a master manipulator.”

“He’s a child, really.”

“Don’t underestimate him,” Steve said, putting an arm around me, and squeezing my shoulder.  It was his go to default for me.  The little touches of comfort.  “He’s not a good man.”

“I never met a good man.” I argued.

“He’s not like any man you ever met.”

“I understand, Steve, I’ll be careful.”

“Just don’t tell him anything he can use against you- any leverage- any- he’ll use.  He can hurt you.” Steve warned.

I looked up at Steve, who stared out into the city streets, far below us. “I already told him too much,” I admitted.

“What do you mean?” He probed, looking down at me.

“I told him my story.  At least the part of it that put me here.”

“Y/N,” Steve exhaled, pulling me a little closer, into a sort of half-hug, “I wish you hadn’t.  If he brings it up, or tries to use it, do yourself a favor.  Walk out.  Promise me that, okay?  Don’t let him hurt you.”

I stared at Steve.  At his blue eyes, focused on mine, on him abundant care and those good, sweet intentions. And in that moment I remembered when he saved me.

 

It had been a day like all the others before it.  I rolled out of bed, thought about showering and ended up just brushing my teeth, which was an accomplishment in and of itself.  I glowered at my reflection, and then picked up a towel and threw it over the mirror.  In my routine, I would end up taking the towel off again later that night, when I managed to brush my teeth again, and would scrutinize myself in the mirror.  

Then I would sit on the couch, drinking stale coffee from a mug that needed a wash.  I then would lay down, sometimes on the stairs, sometimes on the couch, sometimes on the rug, and stare at the door.  Hoping someone would come knocking.  But all my friends had been asked to leave one too many times. The phone calls from my dean at school stopped coming.  There was no mail other than spam and unpaid bills.  They were piling up.  All of it was piling up.  It was akin to being crushed to death.

Eventually I felt the afternoon creep into evening, and I would go to the cabinet over the fridge that held all the booze.  But today I was out.  I got some boots on and went out into late fall weather.  I went to my car, and started it up.  Then I went to the liquor store.  That’s when the headache started.  I got my liquor from the store, then went next door.  I looked over the medications, and chose some painkillers and sleep aids.  

I ended up at my kitchen counter, swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels and coughing at the taste.  But I was drunk, from the lack of food, and my headache entered into the equation, screaming at the dehydration, hunger and depression. I took a few painkillers.  Then I few more.  Then a few more.

I didn’t remember anything but the urge, the need, to cut off the offending appendage.  I sat staring, my glove off for the first time in a long time, wondering if I should try touching it to my head, trying again to feel what the hand could do to other people for myself.  It never worked.  Then I imagined living without it. Living a semi-normal life.

That’s when Captain Rogers came to the rescue, again.  He was knocking at my door, and even his knock seemed polite.  I invited him in, and he saw the bottles: glass and plastic.  He asked me how many I took.  We had to count out all the pills to realize it was only six.  He insisted we get me something to eat, but refused to leave me alone.  I insisted I put my glove on first, and he took it off the kitchen table and helped me put it on my hand.  That was the first time in six months someone had touched that hand. And the first time in three months someone had been kind to me.

On the ride to the grocery store, I had to ask him to pull over.  I threw up most of the alcohol, and probably the majority of the pills.  He just patted my back and apologized.  Saying something like ‘I should have come earlier.’  And, ‘It’s okay, Y/N.  We’re going to work on this.  We’re going to get you some help.’  

When I had some food in my system, I was near sleep.  He insisted I go to bed, and he sleep on the couch.  The next morning, he asked me to shower, and I did.  He made my breakfast and insisted I eat.  I did.  He made me new coffee.  He then asked me, finally, what I was planning to do.

After that he took me to the tower. For the first two months I was there, I was in an intensive outpatient.  Steve would take me when he could.  But if he couldn’t a car with some agent would pick me up.  I got better.  I stopped just surviving.  I started living.  Tony would get me to laugh.  Banner would check my medications and set up appointment with the ‘best’ doctors. Clint got me started training. Natasha would talk to me on the nights Steve was out.  

Things got better.  And though I never thought I would get better, time does heal most wounds.  And so does family, even though a new family can’t replace who you’ve lost.

The last time Steve found me sleeping outside of night time had been during one of my down periods.  That was – what- two months ago?  Two and a half.  He knew something was wrong, now.  The day in bed was a bad sign.  He was still checking on me, caring for me.  He was still keeping that promise I half-remembered.  The one that he was going to get me help.

“Y/N,” Steve exhaled, pulling me a little closer, into a sort of half-hug, “I wish you hadn’t.  If he brings it up, or tries to use it, do yourself a favor.  Walk out.  Promise me that, okay?  Don’t let him hurt you.”

I stared at Steve.  At his blue eyes, focused on mine, on him abundant care and those good, sweet intentions. And in that moment I remembered that he was still caring for me.  “I promise. Even if he mentions it, I’ll leave. For you, Steve.”

“Thanks, Y/N.” He said, and held me close.  “Want to order in some Chinese food?”

I nodded.

“And how is my troublesome little brother doing?” Thor asked.

“He said ‘thank you’ today.” I responded, lifting a forkful of stir fried rice to my mouth.

“And what inspired this new behavior?” Tony asked, through a mouthful of lo mein.

I glanced over at Steve.  I decided on honesty, but careful honesty.  “I told him a little about myself.  And showed him some of my ‘human spirit’.  Guess it got to him.”

Steve glanced up and shook his head, as if to warn me again.

“See, as I believed would occur! My little brother is not unrepentant.” Thor boomed happily.

“I wouldn’t go that far,” I shrugged.  

“Baby steps,” Tony mentioned.

“It’s the small victories that matter.  At least in my experiences of rehabilitation.” Natasha put in, stealing a dumpling from Banner’s box.  “But that has to be motivation for change.  How do you think you can inspire that?”

“No clue,” I shrugged. “But you’re right, Natasha.  Small victories are important.  But he has to want to change.  And I don’t think he’ll lean that way.”

“Never know.” Clint said.  “Plan for the worst, hope for the best.”

“Plan for the best and know it will happen.” Thor argued.  “My brother was a good man at one point.  Now he is a lost man. But lost men can find their way.”

“You’re mixing a lot of metaphors there, Thor.” Tony chuckled.

“I thought it was a strong argument.” Thor challenged.  “Worthy of a god of my ability.”

“No one’s challenging your ability, at least physically.” Tony smirked.

Thor leaned back, refusing to take the bait or not realizing it was there.


Part 4

jasmine143sully  asked:

Can i ask for a scenario where you and bobby are in an online relationship and you guys never met so he flies out to meet you and you guys meet at the airport and it's all fluffy and stuff?😊

This is actually really cute because I know a couple who met recently after 5 years of dating online ; u ;

You were stressed. Tired. Waiting for your vacation to start. Drowning in homework and final reviews. It’s like you’ve been glued to your desk, rereading all your packets for what seems like a millennium. You could feel yourself drift into sleep, almost stabbing yourself in the face with a highlighter. “… Okay, ow!”

Ping! Ping! Ping! The little noises came from your laptop, causing you to stare at the screen, forgetting how to react to outside forces. But then you realized—it was him. The person who made you happy and and cheerful, even if you felt like complete crap. Kim Jiwon. It seemed a little ridiculous but you two had met on Facebook a few years ago. He was just another dorky kid who requested your presence accidentally. But, you two started to talk for hours, days, weeks, and eventually, you two finally decided to couple up and date long distance. It was always an interesting story to tell your friends, even if they were skeptical about him and his intentions. You knew he wouldn’t hurt you.

It was never your intention to fall in love with a random stranger. It just happened. Rather than fight it, you and Jiwon made things work. Even when he moved all the way across the globe, to South Korea. It was tough—with the time differences and everything—but your relationship with this guy was worth it. He was everything you wanted in a man—caring, honest, loving, sincere, funny. And you were grateful that he added you on Facebook that one random day.

kjwons: baby!!
kjwons: where’s my baby, i miss you!!
kjwons: i had a long day and all i could think about it your smiling face

Smiling, you sent him a selfie, accomanpied by a few emojis.

justanothergirl: i missed you to!!
justanothergirl: let’s facetime if you’re not too busy.
justanothergirl: i haven’t seen your face in 48 hours!!

You tried to set your phone down, letting him take his time to reply, but he had already requested to facetime. He really did miss me. Aw.. You accepted the request, sitting up a little in your chair. You saw him in the dark, walking around, which caused you to furrow your brows together. Why was he in the dark? Isn’t it morning in South Korea? “Baby, where are you?”

“DON’T ASK DON’T TELL ANYWAYS HI I MISSED YOU BABY WOW. DID YOU GET PRETTIER?”

“I got lazier—KIM JIWON STOP SCREAMING.” You both laughed in unison. He was moving around a lot, maybe because he was excited to see you. You didn’t think much of it.

“We need to talk, babe.” Jiwon stood still this time, face going completely serious. You furrowed your brows again, tilting your head to the side, “what is it?”

“Well… I….”

“You…?” He was dragging out his words, which made you worry slightly. He wasn’t looking at you anymore, he was focused on something in the distance. Was he… breaking up with you? No… I’m being too paranoid… We’re not breaking up…

“Well. Look.” He flipped his screen around, showing you the backdrop. An airport. Planes were about to depart, people were rushing to their terminals, restless passengers waiting for their delay to be over. But… it wasn’t a Korean Airport. You squinted, trying to read the words on one of the monitors. Los Angeles International Airport. LA? L. FREAKING A? HE WAS IN THE STATES?

“KIM JIWON WHERE—WHAT—OH MY GOD!”

“SUPRIIIIIIIIIIIIISE.” He finally grinned, winking a little. “My acting is great, huh?”

“OKAY, THAT’S REALLY NOT THE POINT. WHEN DO YOU—WHERE ARE YOU GOING?”

He chuckled, shaking his head. You were sort of oblivious at this point, only assuming that he was going back to the US to see his parents and older brother. But he planned this whole thing to finally meet you. “I’m here to see you, dummy. I land in your city in 4 hours. No delays.”

You were completely speechless. But then you realized—you’re about to meet the love of your life, but you were in no way prepared for this to happen. “I can’t believe you’re actually coming here…. but I look lie a mess… I wanted you to see me in something nice… not my sweats, with no makeup on.

“Hey, babe. Listen. Meeting you is something I’ve always wanted to do. I don’t care what you’re wearing. You could be naked—okay don’t go out naked, it’s cold and you’re not showing anyone your body but me—but anyways. You could be in the comfiest outfit, and I’d still find you beautiful.” Kim Jiwon had a way with his words. But you knew he was right. It didn’t matter what you looked like, it mattered that you were finally together. Physically.

“You have a point…”

“Crap, I need to board. WAIT I HAVE TO BOARD! BABE I GET TO SEE YOU SOON!” He was practically screaming, and you noticed bystanders staring at him from the background. You said your goodbyes, and jolted off to look “somewhat” decent.

-

You couldn’t even suppress your excitement. You got the airport, standing outside his terminal, about to jump out of your own skin. This moment was so special, and you just wanted to see him already. The shuttle trains kept coming and going, with hoards of passengers coming in and out, but Jiwon was nowhere to be found.

“Baby!” You looked up, with a wide smile growing on your face. He immediately dropped his bags, running over to give you the biggest hug, burying his face into your neck. Your arms immediately wrapped around his frame, squeezing him as tight as possible. You were finally in his arms. Something you’ve been longing for years. It was worth the wait.

His voice was soothing in person. Maybe because he was whispering how much he wanted to do this, and how grateful he is to be here now. You pulled away a little, cupping his cheeks. He looked skinner, maybe from all the stress for work. But you were amazed that this boy, who’s always been on your phone or computer, was finally at reach. He smiled that goofy grin you couldn’t get enough of, and gazed down at you. “Hi babe…” You smiled, not needing to say anything else. His lips were on yours, a hand on the small of your back. This was your first kiss. Finally.

Eventually you pulled away, but he kept peppering your lips with more little kisses. You obviously didn’t mind. He kept staring at you, telling you about all the things he wants to do with you this week. “…Carnivals, aquariums, dates, everything! We’re doing it all! This is a special, special week.”

“Hey babe?”

He looked over at you, tilting his head. “Yeah?”

“I love you.”

“Hey babe.”

“Yeah?”

“I love you, too.”

TITLE: I Guess This is Growing Up

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 7

AUTHOR: The-stuttering-kiwi
 
ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine being another child that Odin has brought back to Asgard to raise along side Thor and Loki.  Thor is always the older brother but even from a young age there is no denying the connection between you and Loki.

RATING: General

NOTES/WARNINGS: None I think

One thousand miles away

There’s nothing left to say

But so much left that I don’t know

We never had a choice

This world is too much noise

It takes me under

It takes me under once again

I don’t hate you

I don’t hate you no

Rise Against - Savior

When Sigrun woke up the next morning she knew it was late, and as her heart sunk she also realized she had missed the send-off ceremony. Trying to convince herself that Odin and Thor wouldn’t care and that she would have preferred to chew glass than see Loki after last night, she pulled the covers back over her head.

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