lo' there do i see my brother

Chopped

TED: Four chefs, one chance at a ten thousand dollar prize.  They must create an unforgettable meal using the mystery ingredients provided, or they will be chopped.  Let’s meet our contestants.  First, Chef Angela.

ANGELA: I’m Angela, I’m sous chef at Le Snobbe in Omaha Nebraska.  My specialty is Scottish with an Asian twist.  I need to win this so my parents will take me seriously.

TED: Next we have Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: I run the Shaggoth Catering Company.  My family came over from Kazantzan to build a better life here, but my brothers all died of the plague the second our house foreclosed.  I need the ten thousand dollars to buy my mother a new kidney.

TED: Chef Bill.

BILL: I’m extremely loud and have a broad range of interests that will do nothing to help me in this competition.  Watch me as I punch the camera with my tattooed knuckles that read FOOD.

TED: And finally, Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’m Gooseberry, I live in Los Angeles, and I love vegan food to the point where I won’t eat anything that ingests oxygen.  I see so many people eating meat and it *starts crying* just makes me so sad, I have to win this to show them that there’s a better way.

Ted: Chefs, before you there is a basket of ingredients.  You must use all of them, and your dishes will be critiqued by our panel of distinguished chefs on taste, presentation, and creativity.  If you can’t, you will be chopped.  Please open your baskets.  You must construct an appetizer using shank of unicorn, human hair, ground glass, and puffed cheese snacks. You have twenty minutes.

ANGELA: I see the puffed cheese snacks and I immediately think, haggis.  I run to the pantry and grab chickpeas and Sriracha, to give it a little kick.

GOOSEBERRY: Unicorn!  Whyyyyyy is there meeeeeeat!  (cries) Oh well, I’ll just have to suck it up and make it vegan as possible by pan-searing it and dousing it in chicken broth.

MADAGASCAR: I’m so stoked to see ground glass in the basket.  My mom used to cook with this all the time.  It has sort of a crunchy texture, so I’m gonna make pancakes.

(Shot of Bill looking alarmed and confused)

BILL: Guys…none of these are…food…uhh…

BILL: I just have this wad of human hair in my basket and I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?  But I know unicorn has to be soaked to get the glitter off, otherwise it’ll be way too salty and start sprouting little flowers, so I get that soaking and hope the rest will come to me.

JUDGE ALEX: What a great basket!  But I think it will be a real challenge for our chefs.

JUDGE SCOTT: There’s a lot you can do with puffed cheese snacks, but you’d have to be careful their saltiness doesn’t build on the natural saltiness of the unicorn shanks.  I’m so curious to see what they plan to do with the human hair, which in this basket is a mix of Asian, African, and Caucasian strands.

ANGELA: Some of these hairs are Asian, so I use them to tie the ends of my haggis.  I love showing off my specialty.

MADAGASCAR: Not many people would think to cook and eat a unicorn, but in Kazantzan, you take whatever comes your way.  I take the glitter and I put it into a puree for a sauce with vinegar, making sure to chant the ancient evil incantation over it that will keep it from sprouting.  But I’m running out of time, so I may have slurred some of the words together.

(Madagascar starts bleeding from the nose)

JUDGE ALEX: Ohhh, it looks like he’s reversed the S and the Q in “sesustngsnqsutintan.”  That’s the kind of mistake that could cost him some time.  You have to admire his ambition though.

BILL: I get the unicorn into the grill, but I haven’t even touched my hairball yet.  I remember thinking of a prank my big brother played on me once, so I throw the ground glass into the blender with some ice, vodka, and limoncello.

TED: And there is one minute left remaining!

ANGELA: I haven’t even started plating yet, my haggis isn’t done swelling, but I’m thinking, just get it on the plate.

GOOSEBERRY: I have one minute.  I’m gonna make a fresh green salad to represent my vegan lifestyle, and start making a vinaigrette.

TED: FIVE…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE…time’s up, please step back.

MADAGASCAR: I look down at my dish, and I’m pretty proud of what I’ve done.  Then I see that there’s nose blood on the plate.  I need that ten thousand dollars.

BILL: I quickly added the hairball as a garnish.

It’s not gross, it’s gormet

GOOSEBERRY: ohhhh nooo I forgot the unicorn shanks, the glass, the hairball, and the Cheetos (TV EDIT, TOTALLY DIFFERENT VOICE) puffed cheese snacks.  All I have is this red onion salad and white truffle dressing.

ANGELA: If I’d just had five more minutes, this would have been a killer cheese and hair haggis.  *shrugs*

TED: Alright chefs, let’s see what you made. Chef Bill.

BILL: I’ve made for you today a cheese-snack encrusted grilled unicorn shank, with a lemon glass slushie.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): I love this.  You really handled the glitter beautifully, and the limoncello adds a lot of much-needed acidity to the salty flavors.

JUDGE SCOTT: I don’t like it.  There’s hair on my plate and I hate you.

BILL: It…it was one of the ingredients…

TED: Chef Angela.

ANGELA: Before you today we have a cheese snack and ground unicorn haggis, tied with Asian hairs and garnished with a tarragon and glass crumble.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): The combination is brilliant, the flavors really play off each other well.  But mine is a little cold in the center, and you can see…I have sprouts.

ANGELA: It’s supposed to do that.  I meant to do that.

TED: Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: Today I’ve made you a unicorn pancake with a glass crust, and a glitter dipping sauce.

JUDGE SCOTT: I’m not getting any of the human hair.

TED: Tell us why you need to win today.

MADAGASCAR: I need to get my mother a new kidney, as we had to sell her good one to pay for my father’s ransom.  He’s okay now, but times have been hard with just one kidney to share between them.

JUDGE ALEX: There’s blood on my plate.  I can’t eat this.

TED: Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’ve made a vegan-friendly dish, with the unicorn, cheese snacks, and the hair omitted.  The glass did not make it onto the plate.

JUDGE SCOTT: This is just red onions and white truffle oil.

GOOSEBERRY: That is correct.

(TV EDIT, SCENE RECONVENES TEN MINUTES LATER)

GOOSEBERRY (with a black eye, sniffling): Thank you chef.

TED: Now whose dish has been put on the chopping block?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC AS WE LOOK AT EVERYONE’S SAD FACE)

TED (revealing Gooseberry’s dish): Chef Gooseberry, you’ve been chopped.

GOOSEBERRY: I was pretty disappointed to get chopped, but I stand by my work, and I’m proud nobody had to eat meat made by my hand. (leaves down the hallway)

TED: Next up, the entree round. WHO (flash to Madagascar) WILL (flash to Angela) BE (flash to Bill) CHOPPED???!!??

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TED: Four chefs, one chance at a ten thousand dollar prize.  They must create an unforgettable meal using the mystery ingredients provided, or they will be chopped.  Let’s meet our contestants.  First, Chef Angela.

ANGELA: I’m Angela, I’m sous chef at Le Snobbe in Omaha Nebraska.  My specialty is Scottish with an Asian twist.  I need to win this so my parents will take me seriously.

TED: Next we have Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: I run the Shaggoth Catering Company.  My family came over from Kazantzan to build a better life here, but my brothers all died of the plague the second our house foreclosed.  I need the ten thousand dollars to buy my mother a new kidney.

TED: Chef Bill.

BILL: I’m extremely loud and have a broad range of interests that will do nothing to help me in this competition.  Watch me as I punch the camera with my tattooed knuckles that read FOOD.

TED: And finally, Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’m Gooseberry, I live in Los Angeles, and I love vegan food to the point where I won’t eat anything that ingests oxygen.  I see so many people eating meat and it *starts crying* just makes me so sad, I have to win this to show them that there’s a better way.

Ted: Chefs, before you there is a basket of ingredients.  You must use all of them, and your dishes will be critiqued by our panel of distinguished chefs on taste, presentation, and creativity.  If you can’t, you will be chopped.  Please open your baskets.  You must construct an appetizer using shank of unicorn, human hair, ground glass, and puffed cheese snacks. You have twenty minutes.

ANGELA: I see the puffed cheese snacks and I immediately think, haggis.  I run to the pantry and grab chickpeas and Sriracha, to give it a little kick.

GOOSEBERRY: Unicorn!  Whyyyyyy is there meeeeeeat!  (cries) Oh well, I’ll just have to suck it up and make it vegan as possible by pan-searing it and dousing it in chicken broth.

MADAGASCAR: I’m so stoked to see ground glass in the basket.  My mom used to cook with this all the time.  It has sort of a crunchy texture, so I’m gonna make pancakes.

(Shot of Bill looking alarmed and confused)

BILL: Guys…none of these are…food…uhh…

BILL: I just have this wad of human hair in my basket and I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?  But I know unicorn has to be soaked to get the glitter off, otherwise it’ll be way too salty and start sprouting little flowers, so I get that soaking and hope the rest will come to me.

JUDGE ALEX: What a great basket!  But I think it will be a real challenge for our chefs.

JUDGE SCOTT: There’s a lot you can do with puffed cheese snacks, but you’d have to be careful their saltiness doesn’t build on the natural saltiness of the unicorn shanks.  I’m so curious to see what they plan to do with the human hair, which in this basket is a mix of Asian, African, and Caucasian strands.

ANGELA: Some of these hairs are Asian, so I use them to tie the ends of my haggis.  I love showing off my specialty.

MADAGASCAR: Not many people would think to cook and eat a unicorn, but in Kazantzan, you take whatever comes your way.  I take the glitter and I put it into a puree for a sauce with vinegar, making sure to chant the ancient evil incantation over it that will keep it from sprouting.  But I’m running out of time, so I may have slurred some of the words together.

(Madagascar starts bleeding from the nose)

JUDGE ALEX: Ohhh, it looks like he’s reversed the S and the Q in “sesustngsnqsutintan.”  That’s the kind of mistake that could cost him some time.  You have to admire his ambition though.

BILL: I get the unicorn into the grill, but I haven’t even touched my hairball yet.  I remember thinking of a prank my big brother played on me once, so I throw the ground glass into the blender with some ice, vodka, and limoncello.

TED: And there is one minute left remaining!

ANGELA: I haven’t even started plating yet, my haggis isn’t done swelling, but I’m thinking, just get it on the plate.

GOOSEBERRY: I have one minute.  I’m gonna make a fresh green salad to represent my vegan lifestyle, and start making a vinaigrette.

TED: FIVE…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE…time’s up, please step back.

MADAGASCAR: I look down at my dish, and I’m pretty proud of what I’ve done.  Then I see that there’s nose blood on the plate.  I need that ten thousand dollars.

BILL: I quickly added the hairball as a garnish.

It’s not gross, it’s gormet

GOOSEBERRY: ohhhh nooo I forgot the unicorn shanks, the glass, the hairball, and the Cheetos (TV EDIT, TOTALLY DIFFERENT VOICE) puffed cheese snacks.  All I have is this red onion salad and white truffle dressing.

ANGELA: If I’d just had five more minutes, this would have been a killer cheese and hair haggis.  *shrugs*

TED: Alright chefs, let’s see what you made. Chef Bill.

BILL: I’ve made for you today a cheese-snack encrusted grilled unicorn shank, with a lemon glass slushie.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): I love this.  You really handled the glitter beautifully, and the limoncello adds a lot of much-needed acidity to the salty flavors.

JUDGE SCOTT: I don’t like it.  There’s hair on my plate and I hate you.

BILL: It…it was one of the ingredients…

TED: Chef Angela.

ANGELA: Before you today we have a cheese snack and ground unicorn haggis, tied with Asian hairs and garnished with a tarragon and glass crumble.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): The combination is brilliant, the flavors really play off each other well.  But mine is a little cold in the center, and you can see…I have sprouts.

ANGELA: It’s supposed to do that.  I meant to do that.

TED: Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: Today I’ve made you a unicorn pancake with a glass crust, and a glitter dipping sauce.

JUDGE SCOTT: I’m not getting any of the human hair.

TED: Tell us why you need to win today.

MADAGASCAR: I need to get my mother a new kidney, as we had to sell her good one to pay for my father’s ransom.  He’s okay now, but times have been hard with just one kidney to share between them.

JUDGE ALEX: There’s blood on my plate.  I can’t eat this.

TED: Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’ve made a vegan-friendly dish, with the unicorn, cheese snacks, and the hair omitted.  The glass did not make it onto the plate.

JUDGE SCOTT: This is just red onions and white truffle oil.

GOOSEBERRY: That is correct.

(TV EDIT, SCENE RECONVENES TEN MINUTES LATER)

GOOSEBERRY (with a black eye, sniffling): Thank you chef.

TED: Now whose dish has been put on the chopping block?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC AS WE LOOK AT EVERYONE’S SAD FACE)

TED (revealing Gooseberry’s dish): Chef Gooseberry, you’ve been chopped.

GOOSEBERRY: I was pretty disappointed to get chopped, but I stand by my work, and I’m proud nobody had to eat meat made by my hand. (leaves down the hallway)

TED: Next up, the entree round. WHO (flash to Madagascar) WILL (flash to Angela) BE (flash to Bill) CHOPPED???!!??

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I was tagged to do the ‘10 Albums That Helped Shape Me’ and no matter how many lo-fi, fuzzy, noise rock bands I fall in love with, I’m folksy at my core.

I tag whoever wants to do this. Tag me back because I want to see all your selections. It’s my favorite piece of information to find out about everyone. 

Ode to Valhalla - 13th Warrior

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother.
And my sister and my brother
Lo, there do I see the line of my people
Back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever.

just some 'how they met' AU's I want to see written one day

• ‘my dad invited me to go on a fishing trip with him and his buddies and I hate water and can’t swim but I don’t wanna crush my dad’s feelings and he said his friend’s son was coming too, so I’m kind of hoping he’s cool’ and 'I fell into the water and you were the only sober one who was able to save me’

• 'our class when on a 'survival skill learning’ camping trip and left a group of students out in the middle of nowhere and oh my god it’s three AM and I’m trying to sleep but you’re over here cursing at the wind for knocking your tent over again jUST SLEEP IN HERE WITH ME BRO’

• 'you were singing some dumb musical duet all by yourself and didn’t notice I was walking behind you until I started singing part 2 and you got embarrassed because you thought you were alone and you didn’t know anyone else liked that musical’

• 'we were waiting in line for the FerrisWheel and your friend decided last minuet he didn’t want to ride and backed out, so we got jammed into the same kart together AND THEN the ride got stuck while we were at the top, but you aren’t so bad to be around for two hours…lets go ride more shit together’

• 'I accidentally might’ve burst your eardrum from screaming so loud on the roller coaster, now I owe you ice cream and cotton candy…’

• 'your dumb cat keeps coming to the wrong house at 4 AM and meows for a long time because I won’t let it in, pLEASE KEEP IT LOCKED UP AT NIGHT, IM TIRED OF CALLING YOU EVERY MORNING TO COME GET IT.’


• 'your little brother said he fucked my mom on Xbox so I said I would find him and whoop his lil ass, and you took the mic and told me not to shit talk your brother and that if you ever caught me doing it again, you would find me and kick MY ass. And lo and behold your brother and I fought again five minuets later and then you really did find me and im scared as to how you got my address but w O W you’re hot AF’

• 'I lost my mom in the grocery store and I was looking for her and trying not to panic and I bumped into you who happened to be doing the same thing and pLEASE just help me find my mom im scared’ and then, a week later 'hey didn’t I see you at the store? We helped each other find our moms!’

• 'I was sitting on the slide at the park and you came over to confront me because the kid you were babysitting wants to use the slide but I’m saving this spot for the kid I’M babysitting, tough luck.’

• 'the cops showed up to a party we were at and chased everyone away. You and I happened to run in the opposite direction of all our friends and got lost in some dark and creepy street.’

• 'excuse you, that is MY goldfish, I saw it first! Go to a different petstore!’

• 'I fell off my skateboard after trying to do a cool trick to impress you, new friend, and you laughed for ten minutes before helping me out of the bowl and calling an ambulance because my legs aren’t suppose to bend like that’


• 'my frisbee is stuck in a tree and I climbed up here to get it out but I got stuck…and my phone fell out of my pocket. Can you get it and call my mom for me? Tell her I’m stuck in a tree!’

• 'I was jogging and you accidentally hit me with a baseball…wHo the hell plays baseball at 6 AM in the park by themselves!?’

I’m currently soaking a section of tape from a cassette in water,

lol. I have no idea if it’ll do anything but we’ll see in a day or so once I soak it and then dry it. It might do nothing… I sent my brother the clip I made (that I don’t think I’ve actually posted here yet but I posted it here) and he liked it. I’m excited to make more, I really hope I can make these things work for me (I bought a handful of tapes to experiment with). It’s pretty addictive! I love lo fi analog crap, lol. I know everyone thinks that’s so “hipster” but there’s something really satisfying about distressing, fixing, breaking, shaping, molding, and generally just handling a medium until it turns into your own unique creation, never before existed. I love collages, and I feel like this is sort of like a collage made out of sounds. Taking something that already exists and shaping it into something else, entirely different. Very satisfying, very addictive.

Malec Week Day 5: Back to the Future

Okay so I did the wrong day 5 for Malec Week and I know I’m really late but here’s the actual Day 5: Back to the Future Day!


New York City, New York. 2015.

“Guys, hurry up! We don’t have much time!” Jace cried as they fought off a hoard of angry demons. There had been a drastic increase in the amount of demon activity in the city recently, and further investigation had turned up something very, very bad. The demons were in search of an old and ancient artifact that, if it fell into the wrong hands, could completely change the course of history.

What the demons were searching for was an old and ancient staff that Magnus had found out could actually control time. This would allow the holder to not only stop time, but to travel backwards in it, say to almost a decade ago when the Dark War took place. Right now, as the Shadowhunters of New York fought atop the Empire State Building, their time was running out.

Alec looked up and saw a demon grasping for the staff. Alec loaded up his last arrow and let it fly, sending the demon - and the staff - tumbling from the top toward more demons on the ground. Alec knew they couldn’t let staff fall into their control, so he did something so stupid only Jace would have probably attempted it: he jumped after it.

He heard his siblings and friends call out to him as they watched in horror as he fell. He looked and saw Jace and Simon try to restrain Magnus from going after him, knowing only he could close the Portal the demons had come through. Everything seemed to happen in slow motion as Alec reached out and trapped the staff. It was then that he finally realised the reality of his stupidity. He clenched his eyes shut, awaiting the impact, his life flashing in front of him. His family, his friends, Magnus. He recalled all the conversations he had ever had with Magnus, about his life and travels, about Peru, about France, about England-

As the Shadowhunters watched as Alec fell, there was a blinding flash of blue light that lasted only a split second. When they looked again, Alec was gone.

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Lo, There do I see my Father
Lo, There do I see my Mother and
My Brothers and my Sisters
Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining
Lo, They do call to me
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla
Where thine enemies have been vanquished
Where the brave shall live Forever
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.

Captainymous Speaks: Stop Rejecting My Kawaii Rabu

I wish to remain anonymous through this submission, so I will refer to myself as Captain, my two friends as First Mate and Cabin Boy, and the weeaboo will be Landlubber. 

Warnings for mild violence and/or sexual content.  

My English isn’t that good yet, sorry. 

This was last year and I have since moved from this town. 

It was a pretty normal day, I think. I wasn’t in cosplay, and there are no cons in my town ever, so “normal”. I was heading home through town with First Mate, who was on the phone with Cabin Boy, and generally just minding my own business while waiting for First Mate to finish talking. 

Anyway, First Mate finishes talking and we start joking around, mostly inside jokes and general lighthearted things. We decide grabbing a pack of chips from the gas station is a good idea, so we do, and while I’m paying I start humming an opening theme to an anime. First Mate has wandered off somewhere, but he hears me somehow and starts singing along, and we exit the store with our chips and our tunes. 

That’s when He decides to burst out, screeching that we should “matte-ne, senpai desu! boku was haraheta mou!” Which, from my weak understanding of Japanese, roughly translates to “wait I’m hungry too”. 

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Peter Story Time!!

Gather round kiddies, it’s time to tell stories about meeting Peter this weekend at Awesome Con. First off…the poor man. He was overbooked and took one 15 min break the whole day he was there and because he was overbooked he wound up staying 2 hours later than when the con was supposed to end just because he refused to leave before every fan had had their pre-purchased autograph and photo op. He pushed his flight back for us and his energy never seemed to deplete. He was smiling the whole time. Okay, now…on to my story. I had his VIP so I was among the first to get the individual photo ops with him done. I was in line with my sister and we were talking with a family in front of us. Well…when we were right behind the curtain and could see his silhoutte i couldn’t help but pull it back and peak. My heart suddenly began to throb and my first thought was, he’s so beautiful. My sister said what i was thinking aloud and then as we moved inside the curtain and were only a few away from him we heard his voice and I clutched onto my sister’s arm because it was just so surreal. His voice was like butter to me, so smooth and gentle. Once the family in front of us took their photo my sister and I went up, he shook her hand and then she went off to the side to watch. Peter then shook my hand and said hello. His smile was so brilliant. I explained to him that I wanted us to do a Doctor and Companion photo op. I told him to look slightly terrified. I took his hand and then took a step forward and did his traditional pose. I heard him say ‘I’ll look at you’, but I was too far in front of him that I couldn’t see him at all and I was looking straight at the camera. He side hugged me and smiled, I said thank you and then I went on my way. My sister then grabbed my arm and said, “I think he popped his foot!”. She was squealing but i was just confused. Lo and behold when I get my photo op, this is what I see…

HE POPPED HIS FOOT! And the way he’s looking at me?!!!! Who even are you sir and why do you insist on making me scream?! Just ask my sister. I was making unintelligible noises for five minutes as we walked over to my mom and brother in the food area. People kept staring at me as I clutched the photo to my chest. We were holding hands for five seconds and his hands were so soft and smooth and gentle yet firm. So not only did he shake my hand but I also got to hold it! And how many people have photo ops with Peter looking at them the way The Doctor looks at Clara? But my story doesn’t end there. Oh no sir. 

The next photo was the duo photo. I bought my sister her face the raven cosplay specifically for this photo op. She even binged the whole season in just three days *WHILE* going to awesome con and having to study for exams at the same time. We had some very late nights just to prepare her before she met them both. This is when everything really got dealyed. There were so many people and we were waiting for other photos to finish up for an hour before they started doing duos. It was supposed to start at 1:45. It didn’t until about 2:30-2:45. Either way my friend/ celeb that I was responsible for getting to Awesome Con was going to be leaving at 3:30 and I still had yet to see him and say hello apart from our quick photo op that morning. So as Danielle and I are waiting in line for our turn I’m starting to panic that I won’t get back to see Brett Dalton before he leaves. But lo and behold I did wind up getting to him, I just had to sprint. Now! Back to Peter! It was 3:15 and we were walking back through the curtain again and once more my heart was racing as i admired just how adorable and beautiful he is and his smile. We see Jenna and get really excited too and she looks amazing. Finally it’s our turn to go up and ONCE AGAIN Peter shakes both our hands and says ‘hello again’. I explain to them quickly ‘look confused because we’re doubles’. I then go to stand on Peter’s left so my sister can be sandwiched in between them but apparently Peter wanted me on his right so he puts his hand on my back and manhandles me into position beside him. He keeps his hand on my back and then puts on my arm. I’m just about to look confused to the camera when I notice he’s staring right at me, so I just decided to roll with it and I stared back at him looking confused. His eyes…they were so piercing and such a beautiful color and the fact you can’t see his eyes in the photo ops makes it all the more special to me. That’s a moment that we alone shared that the camera couldn’t capture. Outwardly i know I look confused but inside all I can think is ‘his eyes are so beautiful’. We were staring into each others soul for a full five seconds. Once the photo is over he smiles at me and says “good acting” I can only smile back and say thank you and then walk away. This is how the photo turned out. 

The duo photos and Jenna’s individuals lasted so long that the panel was pushed back two hours! As of that point we still had not gotten their autographs on our duo and wanting to see them face to face again rather than be in the panel we sacrificed going, knowing it would be up on youtube sometime. Instead we headed to their new signing location and since we had pre-purchased photo ops and Peter’s VIP we were let into the room to wait. His line was much longer than Jenna’s. Like a lot longer. There were about 100 people for him and at that point in time…only 1 for Jenna so we waited in her line first. We waited for about and hour and it was my first time sitting all day. We chatted with some other fans and then because we were up front and close to the doors when Peter and Jenna came walking in from their panel we got a clear shot of them and cheered. It was 5:30 and technically the con had ended a half hour ago but Peter refused to leave knowing there were so many fans who had yet to see him. The man is gold. So, anywho. By the time Jenna got there, there were only six people in her line so we got up there pretty quick but it had been announced that there would be no personalization for any autographs. Danielle and I said hello and I handed her the painting I’d made for her as well as some chocolate chip cookies. 

Contrary to what I was expecting she did not seem very into meeting us or interacting. I can only guess it was because of the hectic day with hardly and end in sight. But I told her have a safe flight, thanks for coming and Danielle said, please get some rest. She smiled at that and said she’d try. We then headed into Peter’s line and just a few minutes later we were towards the front of his line. That’s when we watched him take off his jacket….I tried to get a shot of him looking up/ standing with his jacket off but they were watching like hawks. So this is the best I had. 

His muscles and floof are visible but it does no justice. Finally it was our turn and I started by saying “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t want to send these to you, but I did paint you something and here are some chocolate chip cookies and colorings I did for you.”

As he was admiring my painting I then said, “You were wrong all those years ago in that interview. You are a heart throb.” He looked up and blushed and replied with a chuckle and “thanks.” He switched to looking at the colorings and said, ‘these are nice’. He then went to the dup photo and began to sign. I didn’t even notice he had written my name. He then looked up and asked, ‘What are your names?” I replied and said, “Lilia (lil-lee-uh)” and my sister replied “Danielle”. He repeated my name and I nodded, gushing over the way my name sounded coming from him. Even though they had announced no personalization, here he was personalizing this photo op to me and my sister. When he finished he shook our hands FOR A THIRD TIME and we thanked him. I wished him a safe flight and then said goodbye and walked away. And just for a recap. This is what he signed on the photo op. 

Bottom line of this whole weekend? Peter is gold. His eyes are beautiful, his hands are soft, he’s genuine, kind, adorable, beautiful, warm, and strong and gentle yet firm. He made my weekend, he’s the reason why I laugh and giggle so much, and I’m not ashamed for liking a man of his age because I think he is sexy and his personality just adds to it. I’m so glad I got to meet him and it was everything and more I dreamed it would be. I love Peter Dougan Capaldi and he now knows I exist and that he is my heartthrob. 

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But from this height, I don’t think I can see your worth. I don’t think I can feel your heat. Both blind and numb at twenty-three.

eiqgot  asked:

Idk if your requests are open but if they are, I'd like to request rfa + v+saeran reactions to meeting Hispanic MC's mom who punishes her with the mighty chancla for not telling her that you're now married/engaged. 8D thought this be fun.

YASSS I HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH LA CHANCLA If you don’t know what ‘La Chancla’ is, then watch this video.  Also this is LONG.

My ask is open if y’all want to request more HC :)

Yoosung:
-ooooo boy
-it all started when your mother called you one day, yelling at you for not calling her more often and telling you to come back to Mexico and visit her
-you could not disobey your mother cuz she was your mother and you actually did miss your family
-you had not told her your relationship with Yoosung..
-you honestly didn’t know how since you both were already engaged and you were scared your mother would murder you since it’s a family tradition to ask the father before the girlfriend…
-but you didn’t actually think it they would be that mad
-HAHAHAHA
-Yoosung also wanted to meet your family so you both bought plain tickets and set off to Mexico
-your whole family was amazed tbh
-‘Wow ya tiene novio la nina!’ (wow the girl finally has a boyfriend)
-your mom was mad that you didn’t tell her you got yourself a boyfriend but she wasn’t that mad
-Yoosung was a sweet heart
-he tried his best to speak in Spanish (everything you tried to teach him in a week lol)
-All the grandmas loved him and his baby face
-they kept pinching his cheeks
-but I’m a manly man MC!
-when Yoosung accidently let it slide that you were both engaged…
-your mama went wild
-‘COMO QUE TE VAS A CASAR!’ (WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GETTING MARRIED?!)
-cue in la chancla
-man that sandal hit you out of NO WHERE
-you just saw something pink and glittery and then
-BAM
-poor Yoosung was crying and rubbing your cheek
-bean thought it was his fault but no
-however your mom loved Yoosung when you mentioned he was a Doctor (for animals but you left that part out)
-after your mom apologized to Yoosung and everyone ate tamales (Latin Dish)
-Yoosung was now a Tamal addict

Zen: (my mom had like 26 siblings so this is going to be based off her fam lol)
-you see what happened was
-you accidently let it slide to you 4th sister that you felt homesick
-and guess who called you two days later
-La Jefa (Spanish for the boss but female version) (AKA mom)
-You had told your mom you would visit soon but Zen overheard you talking
-You explained what was going on
-AND THIS BOY WANTED TO GO AND MEET YOUR HUGE ASS FAMILY CUZ HE WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS LOVE AND GET THE 411
-You somehow ended up agreeing that he should come too
-just one problem
-your mama did not know that Zen was in the picture
-sure you had hinted that you were talking to someone
-but telling your mom that you were engaged
-with a celebrity
-a hot celebrity
-with white hair
-white long hair
-was going to be challenging
-once your plain landed and your 12th brother came to pick you up
-Zen was complaining already
-Mexico was hot during the summer
-and you lived in a farm
-not a good combination for a celebrity
-your father did not like him
-your twelve brothers did not like him
-your ten sisters however fell head over heels with him
-Your mother was in love with him
-but not his rat tail lol
-or the fact that you didn’t tell her you were engaged
-she gave you a death stare
-‘Por que no me dijistes que tenias novio?!’  (Why didn’t you tell me you had a boyfriend!)
-you said nothing in fear
-then
-it happened
-La Chancla
-right smack in the middle of your face
-Zen winced as he saw the sandal hit you and stood up
-not knowing what had happened
-to protect you
-everyone explained to him what was la chancla
-he didn’t agree with violence but it was your family
-by the end of your visit you were practically a mazapan addict

Jumin:
-okay okay
-imagine Jumin
-Jumin, the rich guy
-mistertrustfunkid
-in Mexico
-like take a moment
-and close your eyes
-and picture Jumin
-in a Mexican House
-MC was laughing because this image had become true
-Mother was calling and calling to see when they could visit
-and the day came when they did visit
-but
-mother did not approve
-‘Como que estas vivendo con el! No estan casados!’ (What do you mean your living with him! Your not even married!)
-but ama (mom) he be daddy af
-out of no where
-NINJA CHANCLA
-Jumin didn’t even see it hit you that’s how fast it went
-‘NO NO NO! No lo quiero para my nina!’ (no no no I don’t want him for my daughter)
-mom he’s rich
-mom looks at Jumin
-smiles
-huges him
-‘MIJO! BIENVENIDO A LA FAMILIA!’ (son! Welcome to the family!)
-Jumin just blinks and nodded and smiles
-all your brothers not magically love Jumin
-y’all get married in the backyard
-he’s an elote addict

Jaehee:
-sweet child
-everyone though she was just a friend of yours
-lol but no
-hella gay for her
-Jaehee was nervous to meet your family
-but you knew they would be okay with her
-your brothers tried to hit on her
-so you had to beat them up
-SHES MINE PENDEJOS (it’s a bad word in Spanish) (like a worse word than idiot lol)
-mom loves her
-baehee is so helpful
-mom glares at you
-wtf mom what?
-CHANCLA
-WHY COULDN’T YOU BE THIS HELPFUL WHEN YOU LIVED HERE?!
- -.-

707:
-THIS BOY WAS FUCKING READY
-had a sombrero and everything
-‘Saeyoung, you don’t have to wear a sombrero’
-‘But babeeeee I need to make a good impression on their only daughter!!’

-you had 3 older over protective brothers
-and and over protetive mother
-so you can see why
-this was an issue
-BUT
-THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE WOULD WOO MC’S FAMILY, I mean familia
-this bean hacked into all their computers
-saw what they liked
-when they had arrived to Mexico
-MC’s brothers loved Saeyoung
-Seven had even learned Spanish in less than a week
-damn boy
-he had brought special gifts for all of MC’s family
-Both father and mother loved him
-Saeyoung was too buys playing with the kitties and MC’s younger cousins to notice
-LA CHANCLA
-‘POR QUE NO ME DIJISTE QUE TU NOVIO ERA TIERNO!’ (why didn’t you tell me your boyfriend was so nice/kind)
-mom you didn’t have to hit me for that omg
-takes back Mexican candy cause this bby loves Mexican candy

jasmine143sully  asked:

Can i ask for a scenario where you and bobby are in an online relationship and you guys never met so he flies out to meet you and you guys meet at the airport and it's all fluffy and stuff?😊

This is actually really cute because I know a couple who met recently after 5 years of dating online ; u ;

You were stressed. Tired. Waiting for your vacation to start. Drowning in homework and final reviews. It’s like you’ve been glued to your desk, rereading all your packets for what seems like a millennium. You could feel yourself drift into sleep, almost stabbing yourself in the face with a highlighter. “… Okay, ow!”

Ping! Ping! Ping! The little noises came from your laptop, causing you to stare at the screen, forgetting how to react to outside forces. But then you realized—it was him. The person who made you happy and and cheerful, even if you felt like complete crap. Kim Jiwon. It seemed a little ridiculous but you two had met on Facebook a few years ago. He was just another dorky kid who requested your presence accidentally. But, you two started to talk for hours, days, weeks, and eventually, you two finally decided to couple up and date long distance. It was always an interesting story to tell your friends, even if they were skeptical about him and his intentions. You knew he wouldn’t hurt you.

It was never your intention to fall in love with a random stranger. It just happened. Rather than fight it, you and Jiwon made things work. Even when he moved all the way across the globe, to South Korea. It was tough—with the time differences and everything—but your relationship with this guy was worth it. He was everything you wanted in a man—caring, honest, loving, sincere, funny. And you were grateful that he added you on Facebook that one random day.

kjwons: baby!!
kjwons: where’s my baby, i miss you!!
kjwons: i had a long day and all i could think about it your smiling face

Smiling, you sent him a selfie, accomanpied by a few emojis.

justanothergirl: i missed you to!!
justanothergirl: let’s facetime if you’re not too busy.
justanothergirl: i haven’t seen your face in 48 hours!!

You tried to set your phone down, letting him take his time to reply, but he had already requested to facetime. He really did miss me. Aw.. You accepted the request, sitting up a little in your chair. You saw him in the dark, walking around, which caused you to furrow your brows together. Why was he in the dark? Isn’t it morning in South Korea? “Baby, where are you?”

“DON’T ASK DON’T TELL ANYWAYS HI I MISSED YOU BABY WOW. DID YOU GET PRETTIER?”

“I got lazier—KIM JIWON STOP SCREAMING.” You both laughed in unison. He was moving around a lot, maybe because he was excited to see you. You didn’t think much of it.

“We need to talk, babe.” Jiwon stood still this time, face going completely serious. You furrowed your brows again, tilting your head to the side, “what is it?”

“Well… I….”

“You…?” He was dragging out his words, which made you worry slightly. He wasn’t looking at you anymore, he was focused on something in the distance. Was he… breaking up with you? No… I’m being too paranoid… We’re not breaking up…

“Well. Look.” He flipped his screen around, showing you the backdrop. An airport. Planes were about to depart, people were rushing to their terminals, restless passengers waiting for their delay to be over. But… it wasn’t a Korean Airport. You squinted, trying to read the words on one of the monitors. Los Angeles International Airport. LA? L. FREAKING A? HE WAS IN THE STATES?

“KIM JIWON WHERE—WHAT—OH MY GOD!”

“SUPRIIIIIIIIIIIIISE.” He finally grinned, winking a little. “My acting is great, huh?”

“OKAY, THAT’S REALLY NOT THE POINT. WHEN DO YOU—WHERE ARE YOU GOING?”

He chuckled, shaking his head. You were sort of oblivious at this point, only assuming that he was going back to the US to see his parents and older brother. But he planned this whole thing to finally meet you. “I’m here to see you, dummy. I land in your city in 4 hours. No delays.”

You were completely speechless. But then you realized—you’re about to meet the love of your life, but you were in no way prepared for this to happen. “I can’t believe you’re actually coming here…. but I look lie a mess… I wanted you to see me in something nice… not my sweats, with no makeup on.

“Hey, babe. Listen. Meeting you is something I’ve always wanted to do. I don’t care what you’re wearing. You could be naked—okay don’t go out naked, it’s cold and you’re not showing anyone your body but me—but anyways. You could be in the comfiest outfit, and I’d still find you beautiful.” Kim Jiwon had a way with his words. But you knew he was right. It didn’t matter what you looked like, it mattered that you were finally together. Physically.

“You have a point…”

“Crap, I need to board. WAIT I HAVE TO BOARD! BABE I GET TO SEE YOU SOON!” He was practically screaming, and you noticed bystanders staring at him from the background. You said your goodbyes, and jolted off to look “somewhat” decent.

-

You couldn’t even suppress your excitement. You got the airport, standing outside his terminal, about to jump out of your own skin. This moment was so special, and you just wanted to see him already. The shuttle trains kept coming and going, with hoards of passengers coming in and out, but Jiwon was nowhere to be found.

“Baby!” You looked up, with a wide smile growing on your face. He immediately dropped his bags, running over to give you the biggest hug, burying his face into your neck. Your arms immediately wrapped around his frame, squeezing him as tight as possible. You were finally in his arms. Something you’ve been longing for years. It was worth the wait.

His voice was soothing in person. Maybe because he was whispering how much he wanted to do this, and how grateful he is to be here now. You pulled away a little, cupping his cheeks. He looked skinner, maybe from all the stress for work. But you were amazed that this boy, who’s always been on your phone or computer, was finally at reach. He smiled that goofy grin you couldn’t get enough of, and gazed down at you. “Hi babe…” You smiled, not needing to say anything else. His lips were on yours, a hand on the small of your back. This was your first kiss. Finally.

Eventually you pulled away, but he kept peppering your lips with more little kisses. You obviously didn’t mind. He kept staring at you, telling you about all the things he wants to do with you this week. “…Carnivals, aquariums, dates, everything! We’re doing it all! This is a special, special week.”

“Hey babe?”

He looked over at you, tilting his head. “Yeah?”

“I love you.”

“Hey babe.”

“Yeah?”

“I love you, too.”

TITLE: I Guess This is Growing Up

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 7

AUTHOR: The-stuttering-kiwi
 
ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine being another child that Odin has brought back to Asgard to raise along side Thor and Loki.  Thor is always the older brother but even from a young age there is no denying the connection between you and Loki.

RATING: General

NOTES/WARNINGS: None I think

One thousand miles away

There’s nothing left to say

But so much left that I don’t know

We never had a choice

This world is too much noise

It takes me under

It takes me under once again

I don’t hate you

I don’t hate you no

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