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The Tale of CYS

The Internet has countless webpages on it, spanning across endless bytes. Each click you make could take you to videos, pictures, discussions, and yes, even porn.

There is one webpage in particular, however. It is a Google Doc. It’s not public, though, so it could be a bit hard to find. You’ll have to find the right person. Say the right things. Ask the right questions. And you may get the URL, but don’t be surprised if you see a sad, defeated look in their eyes. They know what you’re getting into, and hopefully you will to.

You can then put that URL into the address bar, and upon that you will be taken to the Google Document you'e been searching for. You’ll see a list of words, said list spanning hundreds and hundreds of items and growing each day. It appears to be a list of movie titles.

If you want the jackpot, it’ll only take a quick search of the page. At the time of this writing, you’ll find it in between The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure. There, deeply embedded into the list, you will find sitting there a solemn, lonely, but ever so-feared title: The Nutcracker 3D: The Untold Story.

Now you definitely know what you’re getting into.

Welcome… to Can You Survive.