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i did some obnoxious deepsea HANG IN THERE!!!style posters because comic sans is pretty much guaranteed to cheer up my significant other, but i figured maybe somebody else out there could use a cheery vampire squid!! so here they are for general use uvu

i may do more of these in the future

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i felt compelled to chronicle The Spider Incident, just in case no one else was. in true twitter fashion, these are meant to be read from bottom to top.

honestly i’m saving this partially because of my love for charlie brooker and partially because of the fact that it reads like a creepypasta

you know those people on your dash that you aren’t really close to or comfortable talking about but you just like seeing them around and even if it’s just reblogging things you’re like

‘ah yes, i see you are enjoying nice pictures on the internet, i hope you are well, thank you for spending time looking at images on this social networking site with me’

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i’m just going to take a moment to remind everyone about the best les miserables adaptation 

i think the highlight of the bad fanfic panel tonight was when we asked for volunteers for dramatic readings, and my perfect headcanon cecil literally backflipped out of the audience and read a sonic the hedgehog / harry potter crossover in a perfect radio voice

sara may have been right, i may actually live in magical scott pilgrim video game canada

breaking news: i have solved the mystery of why jack black is better as a voice actor than an actor

it’s because he already talks like a cartoon brought to life, and in animationland they can draw all the extreme, ridiculous facial expressions that his real life skull cannot achieve

the man was meant to be a cartoon

we did it we cracked the code

nidoranduran  asked:

Reminder that Transformers Kiss Players was a thing.

mat, mat, mat.

as though you have to remind me.

as though kiss players isn’t burnt indelibly into the mind of every poor soul that encounters it, branded onto their brain until the sweet embrace of death frees them from that horror.

as though anyone could ever forget about this.

internet girlfriends watch wreck-it ralph
  • Gray:T HIS
  • Gray:FUC KING
  • Gray:PART
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  • Gray:NO
  • Archie:NO
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  • Gray:NO
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  • Archie:NO
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  • Gray:NO
  • Archie:NO
  • Gray:N
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  • Archie:O
  • Gray:NON
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  • Archie:O
  • Gray:NO
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  • Gray:NO
  • Gray:FU CK
  • Gray:NO

anonymous asked:

Who is your 'better half'?

oh, anon. my better half is the bizarre and lovely mind behind archibad. i was going to answer this like a normal person, but then i remembered that i wasn’t sober and decided “fuck it, we’re all fandom here anyway.”

this is the person who has said straight up “if you wanna be my lover, i don’t care about my friends. you better be able to present me with an informed critique of silent hill two”

and then i did, is the thing.

does that answer your question adequately, anon

which is, for the record, why i maintain that they are my better half as opposed to my inferior. she can be very demanding but i need that. i need someone to ask me for informed critiques of sh2.