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So Many FAHC Headcanons
  • Ryan communicates through sign language Ray translates, it usually results in a pissed off Ryan (*Ryan signs “This is tasty” Ray says “VG thinks this is shit.”
  • Gavin is known for being a risk taker, he’s this close to dying every time he decides that yea, I can make this jump.
  • Ray is really, really good at math. 
  • F L E X I B L E  M I C H A E L
  • Michael almost gets shot but he instead back flips out of the way and everyone, including the police, stares at him for like 2 minutes.
  • “What? Can’t everybody back flip?” “No??? Where did you learn that???” “I’ve always been able to shit like that. It’s not hard.”
  • Ray falls asleep on the couch and Geoff puts him to bed, tucking him in and giving him a small kiss on the forehead.
  • Jeremy is super excited to be a part of the crew but he’s too scared to kill anyone.
  • When people meet Jack it’s like: “So, Jack, like, Jackie?” “No, just Jack :)”
  • Everyone annoying Jack when he’s doing important things and he eventually just shoots someone. (Gavin.)
  • Michael’s hair get really long so he ties it up in a high ponytail and instead of looking cute he looks about 50x more intimidating.
  • Jeremy waking up Ryan because he’s the only one to wake up and they watch the sunrise together.
  • Lindsay dying her hair and Michael’s eyes nearly exploding.
  • “You don’t like it?” “No of course not.”
  • “I FUCKING LOVE IT.”
  • Ray and Jeremy sharing a room.
  • Jeremy taking care of Ray.
  • Just general goodness between Ray and lil’ J.

Happy Birthday? (MC)

im so sorry anon this took like a week to write 

this is also insanely long fyi

Originally posted by punklittleluke

Michael: T-MINUS 2 DAYS UNTIL YOUR BIRHTDAY!! ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM?

Y/N: Clearly not… I’m just excited to see my favorite guy!!

Michael: Oh yeah…T-MINUS 2 DAYS UNTIL I COME HOME!! ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM?

Y/N: (there ya go) YES IM SO EXICTED!

You smiled softly at the text messages between you and your insane boyfriend. Before you met him, you never thought much of your birthday, but he made it such an occasion. You scolded him every year, telling him he didn’t have to make such a big deal over your birthday, but without fail, Michael would make the celebration bigger and better every year. You wouldn’t admit it out loud, but you secretly loved how much thought and effort Michael had put into your birthday. The whole extravaganza made you feel so important, a common feeling whenever you with Michael. What you had done to deserve such an amazing guy like him, you had no idea.

This year, like any other, Michael had planned a surprise for you. You tried your hardest to play it cool, not wanting him to use your secret love of his surprises against you. Your nonchalant act gradually became harder, as Michael kept bragging about how this year was the year you would never forget. You would laugh and tell him you would always remember all of your celebrations, but he insisted this year was the best year yet. His promise sent excitement coursing through your veins, the possibility of anything happening had you counting down the minutes until his return.

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