lmfao orz

tumblr accent tag weeeeewooooooooo
tumblr accent tag weeeeewooooooooo

im so late to this but ok!!! i was tagged by @demonickai @chanyeolsabs @174cents @seulgiofmylife and @xingsus (thank you all!!!💖) to do the tumblr accent tag lmaojfoaishfois so heres my take on it 

listen to me losing my shit and coughing throughout the entire audio hahahahahhafml

im gna tag uhhhh its almost like everyone has done this but! @pumpkinpcy @chanyevol @gentlejongin @92bobohu @byunvampire @loey-daddy 

  • Your name and username
  • Where you’re from
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack,Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any three words you want.
boyfriend!woozi: first fight

- mingyu was giving you a piggyback ride and y’all were parading around the practice rooms singing dumb nursery rhymes at the top of ur lungs
- and woozi was already having a bad enough day as it was but seeing you with mingyu just set him off
- he came to find you because he knew spending time with you would uplift his mood at least a little but no, you were with mingyu
- and he felt as if you were neglecting him at a time he really needed you
- so when mingyu finally put you down, woozi growled out a “we’re leaving now.” he grabbed your wrist and pulled you out of the room,,,
- and it was the first time he had ever been rough when touching you.
- he dragged you to the company parking lot, tightening his grip as you neared the location of his parked car, and practically shoved you into the passenger seat
- woozi always listens to his cds in the car, or at least the radio, but the car ride was absolutely silent; all you could hear was his heavy breathing
- before you knew it, you were parked in front of ur apartment building
- woozi just leaned his forehead on the steering wheel, sighed, and ran his hand through his hair, his fringe messing up as a result
- at this point, you still didn’t really know why he was acting the way he was, so–
- you: um, jihoon? are you ok..?
- him: god why are you so dense, of cOURSe i’m not okay.
- you were a little hurt but you let it slide bc “it’s probably just the stress from work getting to him”
- you: do you wanna talk about it?
- him: if i wanted to talk about it, i wouldn’t go to you because we don’t seem to go to each other for things anymore.
- you: wait what are you talking about…
- him: yOU SPEND SO MUCH tIMe with the other members that sometimes i wonder why you’re dating me and not one of them
- you: hold on, is this about today? about me hanging out with mingyu??
- him: “hanging out”… ha ha ok whatever makes u feel better
- you: woozi, mingyu is someone im very close to so of course we’re going to—
- him: well if you like mingyu so much then why don’t you go date him instead??
- that comment honestly just felt like a stab in the chest to you bc… how could he ever think…? how could he ever doubt the love you have for him? ?
- you flung open the car door and sprinted to your apartment building as quickly as humanly possible, before woozi even realised what he said and what impact those words would have had on you
- but when he finally did realise, it was too late
- and he began to beat himself up about it
- “how could you ever say something like that to them? even if you were having a bad day, you had no right to say that to the loVE OF UR LIFE.”
- he had to go to coups to ask for help, and woozi hATES asking for help
- coups was just like… you fucked up. bad. you need to go apologise right now. go. now.
- and woozi was fREAKiNg OUT, he had all these thoughts that you were gonna break up with him, you were never gonna speak to him again, you were going to go date mingyu instead like he told u to ….
- anyway so it was like freaking 2AM or something and he rocked up at ur apartment with his guitar and a handwritten letter that was three pages long, and started to give himself a pep talk to get all ready to serenade u with a mushy song he wrote bc he’d rather lose his pride than lose you
- but when he knocked on the door and got no answer after 15 mins… he fell to his knees and finally realised just how badly he screwed up
- idk why the possibility of u being asleep never crossed his mind but anyway
- he just leaned his head on your door and kept whispering ur name…
- and the the door swung open
- and he was like wtf
- “they didn’t lock, let alone close, the door?? man, how irresponsible can they get”
- he went in though and found you lying in bed,,, with tear streaked cheeks
- and his heart broke into two bc he knew that it was him that caused you to be like this
- he climbed into bed next to you even though he kNEW he shouldn’t have but in that moment he just needed to be close to u
- swept the hair out of ur face and stroked ur cheeks, wiping away your tears
- you unconsciously inched closer to him in ur sleep and he just thought… i really don’t deserve you
- so he went and slept on your couch lol
- the next morning you wake up and feel all gross bc ur hair’s all messed up and ur face is all sticky from dried tears and it’s just ew,,,
- “wait a sec. is that jihoon’s guitar?? what the heck, did he come during the night ???”
- so you go and investigate in ur apartment and u almost get a heart attack bc hES ON UR COUCH HOW DID HE GET IN
- he’s clutching a piece of paper and ur like jihoon… what even- are you writing lyrics in ur sleep??
- you read it and it says, “dear y/n, you know how bad i am with words so i decided to write down my thoughts instead of straight out saying them to you…”
- before you start to read any further, he murmurs your name in his half conscious state
- “y/n, i’m so sorry… forgive me.. please, you’re my everything”
- this is unfair he’s even cuter in his sleep
- you wrap your arms around his waist and squeeze tight, before kissing his cheek and snuggling into his chest
- “it’s okay, i would never leave you for mingyu”
- he pulls you in closer and you both fall asleep in each others arms on ur little apartment couch


family au….. it was all i could think of last week, this one is based off the fic my friend wrote for me! 

So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your shinki disappear

I don’t want to hear you say his name ever again.

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anonymous asked:

Puedes dibujar a Veracruz!!! Por favor:D (lo considero uno de los lugar con más historia de México) (y si puedes por el tag #aph Veracruz) (Pd: que opinas de que Arthur fue el sugar Daddy de México?) xx

(( I SWEAR TO GOD IM NOT DEAD GUYS IM JUST EXTREMELY BUSY AT SCHOOL right now I should be studying for my sociology class but here I am…

ehem ehem, No porfa. noooOOooOOOOOooOOOOO NO SUGAR DADDY ENGLAND. NoOOOoOOO porfa, jamás. no. no. 
Aunque Inglaterra era uno de los grandes inversores de México en el siglo XIX México jamás se interesó del todo por Inglaterra. Siempre estuvo más al pendiente de Estados Unidos ( the real sugar daddy ) Durante el porfiriato el presidente trató de tomarle más atención a las potencias europeas para contrarrestar el poder y la influencia que Estados Unidos poseía en México.
Pero en ese entonces, el mayor guía era Francia y no Inglaterra.
Inclusive en el impacto cultural, Francia y Estados Unidos eran mucho más influyentes que Gran Bretaña.

Nisiquiera hoy en día presentan importantes o muy destacables influencias sobre la economía del país, al menos no comparándolo con otros países como Estados Unidos que sigue siendo el rey acá en México. Francia, Los Países Bajos y España son los europeos más influyentes en el siglo XXI, Y China y Japón también son importantes socios. Inglaterra es como… 

El wey que te cae bien, pero no tan bien y jamás le has prestado atención del todo pero eso tampoco le incomoda porque UK tiene a los sudamericanos. ))

one time I dressed up as adrian because I am a Huge Noob and I did some really subpar editing to make my hair blue and my eyes weirdly saturated and it was great fun (^: these brows are so tiny wtf

for real tho who the hell dresses up as their own OC this is weak………