lmfao oh my god i love you

Lloyd? Where’s Lloyd? Lloyd, come on man!
You, Kai!
Ahhh! Again?
Yeah! Nailed it!
NINJA!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Heads up!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Whoo! Yeah, soo ninja!
Uhh!
Nailed it.
TOTALLY!!

anonymous asked:

Hi! May I request Red and Blue texting their paladins about confessing to each other? Like Blue's all supportive and telling Lance, "You're amazing. Of course he likes you." And Red's all "Just do it! Oh my god, do it and stop with the pining!" (PS: You're amazing. Thank you for this blog.)

(ok i kind of changed how you wanted red to react but i hope you still like this 💜 )

RED AND BLUE ARE IN LOVE IT IS CANON LMAO 

(damn this is a long one but i hope it’s kind of what you were looking for :) )

EDIT: i made keith’s pining playlist because i’ve lost control of my life lmfao

scolek  asked:

Lup and Barry convince Taako and Kravitz to go on a double date with them. It's a super fancy restaurant and the twins take turns pissing off the waitstaff and then when they fiiinnalllly get to order Krav is like "oh I dont eat I'm not technically alive" and so everybody shoves garlic bread into their various carrying pouches and leaves.

CAN YOU IMAGINE A DATE NIGHT WITH THEM OH MY GOD

i can see barry and kravitz looking at each other like they’re on the office while lup and taako get into an argument about some skirt one of them lost or something

what if they played a board game lmfao i can’t

WHAT IF THEY DID KARAOKE can you imagine lup and taako doing some bullshit song like potential breakup song and barry and kravitz are at the bar like “we chose this. those are the loves of our life/death” GOD i need it

WHO’S WRITING THE FANFIC god i need to get an ao3 account for these

why her, why him? ; park woojin

genre: angst to fluff

summary: woojin gets too close with another girl, and it makes you jealous and you have a feeling that they both like each other.

y/h/c = your hair colour

miSTAKE I lowkey wrote lee guanlin whos lai guanlin imso sorry LMFAO

ah, you and park woojin. the most inseperable people ever. you’ve never left each other’s side, despite the arguments (that were pretty much over food and safety), private issues, everything. you knew you could always count on woojin. he’s always made you smile. and lately, you feel like you don’t feel ‘the best friend’ vibe anymore, you feel the ‘oh my god i like you but will you feel the same way?’ vibe. but you had no idea if woojin loved you back. you doubt it.

you and woojin met fifth grade, your parents were friends and you didn’t live that far from woojin’s family. you officially met because woojin was constantly getting picked on and you decided to help him, and then the next seven years you never really left each other’s sides. even both of you promised not to leave each other at all.

it was a wednesday morning and it was your first class, english. you sat in your seat, woojin next to you. you were both discussing about the homework and quickly making some changes. he turned around at some point to talk to lai guanlin, who was also one of his best friends. you enjoyed guanlin’s company as well and you could count on guanlin as well.

“okay class, settle down please.” your teacher, miss kwon says, “good morning class.”

“good morning, miss kwon.” your class says in union.

“before we start off today’s lesson, we have a new student. please make her feel welcome this year.”

the new student comes in and you’re pretty sure all of the class gasps.

she looked like a model.

you had to admit, she looked incredibly pretty. your school was a public school, and you’d expect someone like her to be in a private, more high school.

she bowed, “hello, my name is jihee, please take care of me.”

people around you whisper and woojin leans on your desk, “she’s pretty cute.”

your heart broke. you nod, “i hope i become friends with her..” you lie.

“park woojin, please raise your hand.” miss kwon says, “jihee, your seat is next to park woojin. please make her feel comfortable, mr park.”

“of course.” woojin nods, raising his hand. jihee blushes as she sits next to woojin, “welcome to 101 high.”

-

you sigh as you look at woojin and jihee laughing under a tree, eating their lunch. you were sat with guanlin, who said he didn’t really care for the new student. you were glad someone agreed with you.

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anonymous asked:

hello how did you manage to be a part of mc fall 2017? did bitton cast you or was it marc himself that requested you? thanks u for answering

umm idk last sunday i got a voicemail from casting and i was like ….this is so wild how did they get my contact info lmao they just said they got it from a friend of a friend i’m guessing it was more marc because they said he really loved the c★ndy cover i called them back and they asked if i could come in that night i was like napping all day lmfao and i was like wait what oh my god good thing i showered lol i rushed over and an hour later i was there changing into a dress and boots walking for anita with a couple other agency girls they took my photos and then they had me sit & wait for like idk 30 minutes then took me downstairs to meet marc & katie and then i walked for them then i left and on wednesday they called me in the morning to come in for a fitting that night and boom idk lol it was a gag like as an unsigned chick wtf??

So last year i made an appreciation post and I love making them and I have not made appreciation posts in a hot min so here we are.  (I meant to post yesterday on my bday but i forgot to oops) 

@ragnarable lau, my alien loving friend. I am so sorry I did not make you a bday appreciation post or a graduation one. I just want to say I am so proud of you. You graduated??? No more IB??? Stress is out??? Shitty school is over for you?? I am v proud and excited for you if you can not tell. I love the pictures you send of all your pets. I treasure them dearly. Thank you for always being there for me deer.I appreciate you so much. You are such a great friend. I love you very much deer.

@acmilans Kat, my favorite hoe. I love you so much. One of the people I trust the most (i mean like ya got all the passwords lmfao) Thanks for being you hoe, and trusting me a lot. I LOVE HOW MAD WE BOTH GET OVER DUMB SHIT AND JUST BE RANTING OH MY GOD i live for those convos. Thanks for hyping me up on ig sometimes. You too sweet. I love u v much pal. ((OUR STREAK IS GOING SO STRONG I’M V HAPPY V PROUD)) also that private message you sent really warmed my heart i want to print it out  

@fabiantasticschaer IS BEEN A HOT MINUTE you have come such a long way since we first met and I am so happy for you??? You deserve to be happy and I am glad you getting that. I hope you getting that. Let me know if ya ain’t i got it lol. I love you so much pal and I appreciate all that you have done for me. Thank  you. ((i think abt that eric short story you wrote for me a lot actually.thank you for that blessing)))

@boreussia-durmmund MY LOVE we been friends for such a long time. Lord knows how you put up with me but thank you. Out of the two of us you are the most reasonable and bless you?? We gon be adulting next year and that’s so crazy to me. I am so excited to have 500 pets with you, the only thing that makes adulting seem okay???i love you so much.

@pjacas Idk if you even gon see this bc you never on but BIh. We finally hit our 100 streak??? After like ages of trying to get there. Thanks for putting up with all my complaints i really appreciate it. I know we don’t get sappy a lot and all but I love ya hoe. Even when we don’t talk for 600 years lmao.

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anonymous asked:

hi! just thought i'd say that i love your blog & it's super funny - also the admins seem so nice & friendly ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ could i maybe request something like the rfa + minor trio finding out that the mc's a good dancer? (maybe street dance in particular?) i had a sudden thought of zen at an rfa house party like 'haha you'll never beat me at a dance game... but you're welcome to try' and mc just wipes the floor w/ him in front of everyone;; of course you don't have to, but thanks in advance if you do!

holy shit?? we would die for you??? you are so nice and friendly?????
we love the humor and the creativity in this request… so much… and we love you, anon…

YOOSUNG

  • yoosung knows you didn’t much care for LOLOL
  • or any of his video games, really
  • but he still wants you to experience that Hashtag Gamer Lyfe
  • so he takes you out on a date to the arcade
  • you pass on the fighting game, the racing game, and the claw machine
  • but you’re really adamant about playing dance dance revolution
  • yoosung was a self-proclaimed DDR expert as a kid so he immediately takes you up on the challenge
  • “butterfly” is his jam and he’s not about to let anyone take that away from him
  • he sees that he was doing pretty well until he looks over at your screen and
  • HOLY SHIT YOU HAVEN’T MISSED A STEP
  • W H A T
  • you don’t even break a sweat but yoosung is Dying
  • rip yoosung
  • he definitely calls zen later that week and asks him for dance lessons

ZEN

  • zen never likes to think he’s better than you at anything
  • but the moment you bring up your love for dance at the RFA get-together at yoosung’s house !!!
  • he is ready to [lovingly and cautiously] Fight you
  • yoosung happens to have one of the just dance games and the contest is ON
  • zen is incredibly good and hardly misses a beat
  • (he has the game at home shhh)
  • distractions everywhere!!!
  • he would definitely try to grab your ass while you were dancing to get you to mess up
  • but in the end, he knows he’s no match for you
  • jumin jumps up like a sports fan whose team had just scored when he sees zen get four stars compared to your five stars
  • zen’s.. pretty cheesed off about it
  • but he DID like that look you gave him near the end as your hips swayed and your—
  • oh shit would you look at that
  • it’s the B E A S T

JAEHEE

  • it was just going to be One Of Those Days for jaehee
  • she loved running her very own café with her very own favorite person
  • but getting up early got to her sometimes
  • as jaehee started loading up the case with pastries, you suddenly blast a song over the speakers
  • jaehee is confused at first
  • until she turns around and sees you skidding around the kitchen with a spoon as your microphone
  • you expertly dance your way over to her, stopping every once in awhile to dramatically mouth the lyrics
  • jaehee is in tears from laughing so hard but she is also extremely impressed with how smoothly you move
  • she’s finding it hard to get the coffee machines ready but she can’t really bother to be mad when she has you grinding up next to her
  • she is in a much better mood after that
  • you get on top of the counter at one point
  • “MC THAT’S UNSANITARY”

JUMIN

  • C&R parties are never fun
  • jumin hates the pressure and attention, as do you
  • but luckily for you, there is not only a lot of alcohol but a dance floor at this particular C&R event
  • the champagne,,;; really gets to you
  • at first, you’re just vaguely flailing around the dance floor
  • you’re not even sure what genre of song is playing??
  • jumin is just
  • kind of??? swaying????? next to you
  • suddenly your favorite song comes on and you just go wild
  • your dancing is pretty phenomenal for being Hecka Drunk
  • jumin is not quite sure what he’s witnessing but he knows he’s in love with it
  • why is he aroused by this
  • he even joins you
  • or. at least tries to
  • he doesn’t shut up about how stunning you looked while you were dancing the rest of the night

SEVEN

  • can we all agree that saeyoung dabs
  • like. this is an accepted fact right
  • one day you get tired of his dabs
  • and why is he still whipping 20-goddamn-17
  • you offer to spice up his realm of dance moves but every attempt at you actually trying to teach him anything involves
  • “y’all mind if i just. YEET”
  • “saeyoung please”
  • eventually you have to get hands-on
  • you put your hands on his waist and move with him
  • “move your hips like this—no like this”
  • he’s really trying to concentrate but he just realized how g o o d you are at dancing
  • you’re not even putting in any real effort but it just comes so naturally to you
  • he finds himself “““““accidentally””””” grinding into you once he gets the hang of it
  • sure jan
  • no more dabs for the meme boy

V

  • jihyun is the epitome of romantic ok
  • you guys are being huge dorks and slow dancing in the kitchen late at night
  • and yes you do have a spotify playlist called “late night kitchen dances”
  • you are literally so in love with him holy shit
  • he is so tall and warm and you can hear his lil heartbeat—
  • “IF YOU’RE NOT DRUNK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (uh huh) GET READY TO GET FUCKED UP LET’S DO IT HAHA LMFAO (you know it)  LIL JON (yeahuh)”
  • oh. my god
  • “jihyun i am so sorry i have no idea how that song got on there i just”
  • he’s cracking up over the whole ordeal
  • you guys end up dancing like a bunch of high schoolers who were given orange juice and told it was tequila
  • except you’re really good at it
  • jihyun is.. in lov
  • he can’t stop watching the way you move holy guacamole how do you do that

UNKNOWN

  • it’s saeran’s first RFA party and he is!!!
  • he is hanging in there!!! hoo boy…,,,
  • he’s just been hanging out in the corner the whole time
  • just. sipping on some punch or something
  • lonely emo boy
  • his anxiety is really getting to him until he sees you
  • you’re?? you’re street dancing to classical music
  • he may be a little uncomfortable with expressing his emotions but if there’s one person who could change that, it’s you
  • he even GIGGLES can u imagine
  • you’re pouring your heart into a dance routine that completely contrasts everything about the music playing but it’s still so precious to him
  • you eventually catch him staring and burst into laughter
  • but your dancing doesn’t cease and neither do his giggles

VANDERWOOD

  • saeyoung promised vanderwood that inviting you over would be a good chance for some “family bonding”
  • ……………… whatever that meant
  • but you and saeyoung are uncomfortably alike when you’re together
  • vanderwood wonders how he manages to be so in enamored with you but utterly despise saeyoung
  • you and saeyoung are really…… going at it to this one EXO song
  • vanderwood is just sitting in the corner, trying to resist the urge to bash his head into the table from secondhand embarrassment
  • he has to ask himself how you both happen to have the routine memorized
  • he looks at saeyoung from the cracks between the fingers of the hands he has his face buried in
  • and then he looks over at you and he is immediately mesmerized
  • you’re easily better at this than saeyoung
  • you see him staring at you and you motion for him to come over
  • he shakes his head but he DOES take a video of you dancing
  • you’re just too cute

~ admin c & admin e

anonymous asked:

okay listen, there honestly needs to be more mike/harvey au fics where mike is famous in any type of field of work and loUIS ADMIRES HIM SM AND WE ALL KNOW HOW HE OBSESSES OVER THOSE PPL but anyways, mike is already with harvey, and one day he's sitting casually in harvey's office and louis sees him and goes to donna immediately and asks 'hello, donna, uhm, why is mIKE ROSS in harvey's office? does he have a case? can i help? can i meet him? does he want any-' and harvey comes and says +

+ ‘no he doesnt want anything louis, he doesnt have a case, and if he did i wouldve solved it fast enough that you wouldnt even know about it, and lastly, nO you cannot meet him, in face ill file for him myself a restraining order against you’ and inside the office mike is trying to hard not to laugh but also looking at harvey condescendingly, like he’s trying to ask him to stop bullying louis. and i just fjd i need a fic where everyone is supRISED that a famous mike ross is with a powerful man+
+ like harvey specter and no ONE and i mean nO ONE EVEN NOTICED and the fact that whenever mike is interviewed and when he describes his inspiration and all, they would be suprised that mike is actually talking about tHE HARVEY SPECTER, but everyone is confused bec mike described him like he was such a soft person and i just ??? ineed this in my life why arent there more, sorry i ranted lmfAO im frustrated damn,,, anyways, sorry for filling this up! i hope you have a great day!!
oh p.s. youre one of my favorite authors god bless you thank you for the effort and time you have dedicated to writing us fics bless you! 


Wow there is a lot here anon and I’m loving it. And may I add, what if Mike was famous for something Harvey had no interest in. Like something to do with the theatre or ballet or something. Something Louis is totally into and Harvey couldn’t care less about but still they met when Louis was sick so couldn’t go to the annual [insert fundraiser here] so Harvey went in his place to represent the firm, totally expecting to be bored out of his brain, and then he met Mike. You can imagine how things went.

And then the next day Louis bugs Harvey about the fundraiser ‘how was it? I heard Mike Ross was there. was Mike Ross there????’ and Harvey is all blase about the whole thing, pretends he has no idea who Mike Ross is when in reality he knows Mike intimately. And then a few months later Mike shows up at Harvey’s office and Louis fucking loses it.

Yes, I’m here for this idea. For real.

lmao I dont get why so many people refuse to believe that tim isnt white?? I just saw a post abt Tim being “rich and white” which makes him both a mary sue and “not a victim” and honestly like?? tf? I’m reeling,,, he’s partly Jewish oh my god,, it’s not just a religion it’s also an ethnicity,.. also I didnt know that being white immediately negates any feelings you might have abt the death of literally everyone you love lmfao!! BUT OH ME HE’S WHITE SO HE’S NOT A VICTIM OF TRAGEDY OBVIOUSLY UWU

vickyxmelonlove  asked:

Hello there! May I request got7's jb with the number 36 please? Thank you. ^^

36. Things you said but didn’t mean

Originally posted by tuanpumpkins

“Oh, you guys don’t know that Jaebum has a lot of aegyo?” you asked your boyfriend’s bandmates, baffled. How did they not know this? 

“No, no, no it’s just a misunderstanding!” Jaebum quickly defended himself but it was too late - all his members were already freaking out over how you exposed your own boyfriend just like that.

“Oh my god y/n, I hate you” he said as you smiled and hugged him slightly.

“I love you too babe” you said and kiss his cheek, making him shake his head before trying to calm down his members

  • Yixing: Do you wanna know how i actually hurt my wrist?
  • Baekhyun: Yes.
  • Yixing: I was hula-hopping. Jongin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Baekhyun: Oh my god?
  • Yixing: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • Baekhyun: Okay, but why are you telling me all this?
  • Yixing: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Baekhyun: You sick, sick bitch.
  • Shiro: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Lance: Yes.
  • Shiro: I was hula hooping. Allura and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Lance: Oh, my God.
  • Shiro: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Lance: Why are you telling me this?
  • Shiro: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Lance: You sick son of a bitch.
Je suis here and with more fam quotes

‘‘ALL YOUR FAVS ARE CHUBBY SRRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES’’

‘‘Its official I have a crush on ALL THE GIRLS’’

-a?
-My mom
-Tossed water at me
+why
+was it holy water
+?
+If yes then I understand why

‘‘musicals have ruined my life and im ok with it’’

‘‘I’m logged into my friends insta and sent ‘penis penis penis’ to someone’’

-This is my khonjin house
+I try to understand
+I really do

‘‘I dont believe in Jesus but I believe in myself
Therefore, I believe in gay’’

-KAWASHITA YAKUSOKU WASURENAI YO
+I don’t speak weaboo
-Its the madoka magica opening

‘‘remember kids: arson isn’t the answer, it’s the question. the answer is yes.’’

-WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE OVER THIS
+FUCK U
-FUCK YOU TOO
*I’m gonna go now

-FUCK
-I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A THING???
+Me every time I open the internet

‘‘What if my Pokémon licked the other Pokémon’’

-Need me some nice followers
+Wow r00d
+So I guess I’m not nice Stormy
+I see
-WHAT
-NO
-RYNA ILY
-U IS GOOD
+WHOS RYNA
+YOU CHEATING ON ME
-Oh shit

-I’m honestly laughing so hard rn
-I kicked my night… Thing
-Night table???
-Is that what u call it???
+The table of night

‘‘Once my friend said we needed to kill the vocaloid Len’’

-Toad
-toADY
+TODDADDY
-TOADDADDY
*DADDY
^GODDAMNIT GUYS
*I’ll be Daddy

-I stole a noodle
+relatable
^Just one?

-Screm
+Why screm
-Bc screm

‘‘I’m gonna try to be a vaginatarian’’

‘‘At least no one questioned why one of the lasts messages I sent to her was ‘‘A grape and a toe’’’’

‘‘you know its bad when you start having dreams about your fav band’’

‘‘do they surge with plastic’’

-Time To Put Pictures Of Bleeding Gums™
+oh great

-I keep finding images of people laughing at salad
+Me on the internet
*Vegans

-Why do you have a fidget spinner ask blog
+god has abandoned us

‘‘iztaccíhuatl, get your brother vesuvius and kilimanjaro,we’re goingto see aunt st helens and uncle fuji.’’

‘‘‘‘eat stack zoo watoo’’

i looked up the pronunciation sorry’’

-i just chucked my phone on the floor so i could write that
+What
-what
*What’s a chucked
+What
+Ryan threw their phone
+It’s a figure of speech
*Ooooh thank
-‘‘whats a chucked’’
*Why would you ever throw ur phone
-IM LAUGHING

-Novi my mom says you’re living in sin because you’ve never tried pineapple upside down cake
+lmFAO
*I LOVE????????? PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE???????????
-SAME????????????
+I mean I’m living in sin but that’s not the main reason
*yea it is
*get some pineapple upside down cake in your system
*it will heal you
-They don’t make that in Spain
+Get some paella in your system
*IM MAILING YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE
-So I’m going to Spain the minute I have enough money to go there
+Y e s
-And I’m gonna fuck up his kitchen
+lmAO
*I guess you could call it
*hells kitchen
+OH MY GOD
*no okay bye
-OMFG
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

‘‘im a gay platypus
what are you gonna do about it’’

‘‘i never thought i would get to the day where i called baba a loaf of bread’’

-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
+Well I was gonna go there anyway in holidays so lmao
*NOT THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
-i am surrounded by furries

-#teenager rebellion
+Ryan no
*Ryan pls
+Dont
*You’re like 5
-IM 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

-ILU2
-HOW R U DOING
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Relatable

‘‘I just ate a hamburger of the size of my hand and now I’m eating melon to feel healthy lmao’’

-I feed him memes and gay shit every night
+I live off of that honestly
-same

‘‘hes a horny shakespearean cunt waffle’’

-And fb send me a gay page as a recommendation
-Am I really that obvious
+Again, yes
-Again, good

-why would you kill a frog ;o;
+it was an accident
-hoW DO YOU r IP A FROg in half on accident

‘‘Ok I know this is a serious issue and a delicate moment but I was reading a demon and angel AU and they just said ‘‘holy cum’’ and I amost choked on my tea’’

‘‘Once I ate like 6 squares of toilet paper
And once I ate a tissue’’

-We’re all healthy, happy, pure children of God
+Eve dont lie
+You egg
*Who’s God

-what is life
-what is dicc
-what is succ
-what is licc
+ -by Novi, may he rest in peace

‘‘Trafficunt’’

‘‘Depressioli corner I go’’

‘‘Every month should be pride month
I’m gay every month’’

‘‘they suck more dick than i do in my exs wet dream’’

‘‘Who the fuck is Antonio De Pigafetta and why does it sound like Pigeon’’

-some lady just went up to me and said ‘ooo, sexy’ and walked away
+it was me
-are you 35 and clearly recently divorced?
+yes
+i am recently divorced
+and put a comma in there and all will be true, as i am 3’5

-I want gorditas
+Why lmao
-Because they’re good? And taste delicious
+oH MY GOD BABA
+ W H Y
-What?
-OH MY GOD
-NO NOT PEOPLE
-IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHUBBY PEOPLE
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
-IT’S A FOOD
-ADOFGHAFIVUH
-Oh god this is going in the Fam quotes isn’t it

‘‘FUCCIN COLUMBUS WHERE R U U PIECE OF GENOVESE ASS’’

‘‘COMMUNISM MEANS FAMILY’’

-NEL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT THAT BUYS A VEGETABLE
+I WILL READ MY CHILDREN
+THE COMMUNIST MANIFIESTO
-YEA WELL IM GONNA READ MY CHILDREN
-MEIN KAMPF
+WHILE GENTLY SHOVING
+CUCOMMUNISTCUMBERS INTO YOUR THROATH

‘‘What kinda fucking name for a state is Iowa’’

‘‘I’m gonna vore gum’’

‘‘IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHANT WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘Pennsylvania=Transylvania=Y’all are chanting to get Dracula’’

‘‘Theory: all the state songs played at once summon Satan’’

‘‘@england we’re a mess please take us back
@england please i beg you’’

‘‘BOUGHWASIIIIIE’‘

‘‘instead of fidget spinners we have communist’‘

‘‘I love all of these Spanish/Portuguese XV century sailors and explorers as much as I’d love to fuck myself with a cactus’‘

-C’MON WE CAN DO THIS FOR PAPI MARX
+F O R P A P I M A R X
+DO IT FOR HIM

‘‘My head hurts
Why are we holding a communist revolt’’

‘‘MY GRANDMA CAME IN WITH ME YELLING ABOUT COMMUNISM’’

‘‘i was honestly trying to write porn i ended up in communism’’

‘‘BUJYAASIEEE’’

-what is happening
+COMMUNISM
*WE ARE COMMUNISM
^COMMUNISM IS HAPPENING 
~communism

‘‘would you like to talk about ur lord and savior karl marx?’’

-PAPA PUTIN IS HERE TO BRING COMMUNISM BACK TO THIS FAMILY
-FUCK ME DADDY MARX
+#make communism a household word 2k17
*we are now a family of communists

‘‘THE COMMUNISM MARCH ROCK VERSION’’

-IM HAVING A STROKE
+NO
+NO STROKES ALLOWED

-I’m scared to go in lmao
+It’s just the state song thing
*its the fifty nifty states song
*but like shitty quality
-THAT’S WHY IM SCARED
*yes be scared its america

-IM GONNA CONQUER SPAIN
+OH YEA?
-YEA
+HOW
-AMERICA
-AND SUBMARINE TANKS
+YEA AS IF U HAD ACCESS TO THAT
-YEA I DO
-I WAS IN THE NAVY SEALS FOR 7 YEARS IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
+I didn’t know u were this level of meme’d
-I AM

‘‘I’m not pure
I’m just kink free’’

‘‘just think of a grandma every time i see lingerie
what
i didnt
say
anything,,,’’

-I look dead 99.999999% of the time
+i am dead 99.9999999% of the time
+so

‘‘I have a five meter forehead what the fucking shit am I now Victor Nikiforov (I wish. That man is hot)’’

‘‘Yes there are all things I head canon and keep close to my cold pitch black heart’‘

-WHAT TIME IS IT
+Show time
*Jfc Mythie

‘‘I just like,,,, cleaned
What is my life
Who am I
THIS IS NOT THE RYAN WAY™’’

-But its not an ultra detalied game so thats kinda understandable that it isnt specific
-Theres really only 4 main forms of government: fascism, communism, democratic and unaligned
+Can’t there be a carrovernment
-What is that lmao
+A government where the cat is the president
-That explains why google didnt give me a solid answer
+Did you search it in google
-MAYBE
+LMFAO

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO
+I AM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

-I’m going to kill myself
+What did you do Novi
-I did English
+Oh no
*Lmao
+Not English

-I nEed fOOD
+Eat your depression
-I mean I have a lot of that
+Thats what Im saying
+Eat the depression

-vore the sqoop
+It’s one in the morning

‘‘The leg was a lie’’

‘‘Anyway time to lay on a special mat in special clothes and be dead to the world and my surroundings while I lay hallucinating vividly aka sleep’’

‘‘I’m paying her with food too :vc’’

‘‘Make sure to get some nice communism in there’’

‘‘Did I not undestand cause that’s complicated, cause my English is bad or cause I’m a fucking idiot: An autobiography’’

‘‘this makes me feel lowkey bad no i dont wanna kill my precious baby i just want to close it rn’’

‘‘Let’s all suffer alone together’’

BONUS:

‘‘‘‘dont fuck during sex’’ - my friend 2k17′’


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anonymous asked:

I hope I'm not bothering or anything... I'm asking some fandom writers around because you guys are awesome! So, if you were given the chance to rewrite SLBP's MC, what kind of personality will you give her?

Oh hey friend, not bothered at all! I actually just noticed this since I’m messing around with some themes for the blog again, so I figured I’d go ahead and answer this.

But I mean like… I guess I can go over a couple things? Or something LOL

Y’all might be surprised by this considering I’ve had plenty of criticisms over MC in the past, but I don’t think the base of her character is actually that bad–my problem is really with the execution of it and how that comes off to the reader. Do I think there are way more interesting types of MCs to write about in this type of setting? Yeah, of course. But I don’t think it’d be too hard to make the current MC decent with some proper adjustments.

  1. MC can be common, but she shouldn’t be “special”. What I mean by this is that she is never held to the same standards as the women around her are. I feel like I’ve definitely said this before, but it’s kind of annoying when she gets so much special treatment, yet the other women in the story are held to the same expectations that women of that era were–noble ladies don’t have a choice in their marriage, whereas common women don’t marry samurai (lest they were, y’know… executed for having bastards). MC also suffers really hard from “I’m not like other girls” syndrome and it makes me roll my eyes so hard lmfao. (Especially because all the love interests really like to reassure her of that… Like how many times have I read, “I’ve never met a woman like you before”? Come on, y’all). Also please hold her responsible for all her actions please and thank you.
  2. Let!!! MC!!! Learn new shit!!! OH GOD, I JUST… IT KILLS ME THAT MC NEVER REALLY HAS TO ADJUST TO THE NEW WORLD SHE’S IN WELL MOST OF THE TIME. Especially since she’s essentially becoming a noblewoman by marrying into a samurai house, like I expect her to have to learn proper etiquette and skills that are essential to being a samurai wife. That’d be really interesting to me? Because she is going to struggle with it, having prejudices against her and people that very much look down on her for being a city girl–a fish out of water. I’d love to see her be determined to change peoples’ minds about that–work hard to show that her background didn’t matter and that she is willing to do what she must to support her love interest in the best way possible. It’d be such a good opportunity for growth! I’m tired of MC never having to do anything outside of the kitchen, because being the lady of a house is way more than that–she can still have a love for cooking, but I want her responsibilities to shift when she gains this new position. I’d love to see her learn and adapt, genuinely so.
  3. Common sense… and acting like she’s from the era she was born in. And I feel like… MC lacks… a lot of this… I’m sorry… A;SDLFKMAS;LDF She can be pretty reckless and tries to make a martyr of herself without thinking things through a lot, and I find that really frustrating. But more importantly like… So many times, she seems to be completely ignorant to how life in the Sengoku era works??? But she was born in the Sengoku era??? MC is really, really modern in the way she acts, and it feels so weirdly out of place a lot of the time. So yes, just using her head a little more and acting like a product of her time.

I think those are like… three of the biggest things I’d like to see change for MC in general–I can only say so much and nitpick elsewhere, because I really think she can differ rather greatly between the twelve available main stories as well. 

Overall, again, I don’t think her base personality and character is really all that bad to begin with–it’s just execution. I don’t mind if she’s a little more innocent or naive, but if she’s going to live in the world of samurai, I would like to see her grow and adapt to it–because cooking and commoner lifestyle is only going to get you so far, y’know? I want to see her bloom into her own character, because her development is just as important as the lords… she’s the protagonist, after all.

P.S. It would also be great… if she didn’t cry every time she had sex… LIKE I GET IT THE FIRST TIME BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL MY DICK WOULD GO SOFT IN AN INSTANT LMFAOOOOOO