lmfao matt


I suppose we both have a healthy dose of the competitive spirit… Some people can’t be around that energy. I, in turn, find it invigorating, as I’m sure your exes did as well. Lydia never complained. I thought you knew Lydia for a millisecond before your arranged marriage.

  • Matt: It would be the eagles' turn next, but they got dissolved.
  • Laura, voice heavy with sarcasm: Thanks Matt, thank you for pointing that back out. Thank you.
  • Matt, with a polite smile: Oh, I like to!
  • Matt, bitterly: I also want to point out that you guys held my DRAGON to the GROUND for two rounds and hit it like a GODDAMN PINCUSHION.

Mercer: Alright, so what are you guys doing now?

Travis as Grog, dejected: Being disappointed.

Everyone: *pitying laughter*

Taliesin, teasing: Do you have to roll for that?

Travis, with a sour look: *rolls the die*

Mercer, as the die falls to the table: Disadvantage-

Laura, jokingly: Natural 20

The die: *is actually a natural 20*

anonymous asked:

I'm crying I love to see you ramble about shalluratt; it gives me so much life... honestly....? bless you

*ding ding ding* CONGRATULATIONS!!! you’ve just unlocked me rambling about Shalluratt bein DORKS about history!!!

  • Matt especially loves talking about science, but he thinks all these subjects are pretty much connected in the grand scheme of things and Shiro and Allura thinks it’s pretty interesting to hear about what he’s passionate about in science (remember Matt on Kerberos? That mf loved ice…)
  • Allura obviously would love to try to keep as much of Altean culture alive as possible. As a princess, she was educated on the traditions, cultures and etiquette of Altean Society. If the Castle of Lions has a library, I bet in her free time she’d be trawling through piles and piles of books, re-educating and re-informing herself of Altean life. Of COURSE Matt and Shiro are helping her out, if they aren’t training.
    • This, sometimes makes Allura really sad of course- thinking about her dead planet and everything she’s lost and can never recover. Shiro and Matt do whatever they can to share the burden- whether that’s listening her to ramble, help her out with Altean ceremonies, or just being a shoulder to cry on.
  • Shiro LOVES talking about culture!!! HE constantly talks about how diverse Earth is- different countries, religions, foods, etc.
    • I bet before training the Kerberos mission, he took some time off for himself to see the planet he’s spent his whole life on. He’s been to every continent on Earth.
    • Needless to say, it surprises Allura how much is actually ON Earth, considering most planets have some sort of uniform culture throughout the entire planet, rather than the diversity on Earth
      • Allura: So… you’re planet is separated into sections called continents.
      • Matt and Shiro: Yes
      • Allura: And those continents are split into smaller sections called countries…
      • Matt: Yup
      • Allura: And each country? Has thousands upon millions of differences in culture, appearances, languages just to name a few?
      • Shiro: Essentially
      • Allura: *starry-eyed and quietly* what the quiznak…

anonymous asked:

dom back hugging matt but matt looking so uncomfortable like he wants to literally die lmfao

dsjfkladsjf matt looks like he wants to escape from that pic where dome is hugging him im. cryin