lmfao i love them so much

kpop stans on tumblr.com

1. aesthetic stan: probably got a cute url or smth like … 1melon or whatever lmao …… they either reblog aesthetic posts on their main or have a special side blog for it where they post random pictures from instagram…. pretty mobile themes… usually quiet and nice. probably like using heart emojis. have a nice tagging system!

2. loud, extra stan: TAGS TAGS TAGS oh god the tags, they cant live without TAGS, you either Go Full On Caps Lock When You See A Picture Of Ur Ultimate Bias Or You Go Home, enthusiastic, lovely, and humorous! might not have many friends but many people love them and are too shy to tell them usually, they Scream and They Make Memes Probably, “INVENTOR OF THIS COLOR INVENTOR OF MUSIC INVENTOR OF JEANS INVENTOR INVENTOR INVENTOR”, feel lots of things At Once, “OJYMNDNSNDNSKDJNDND”, usually pretty popular stans, have urls that are not forgettable and funny

3. soft stan: theyll never shut up about their bias trust me, will see a picture of two trees probably and go “me and (bias)💘”, actually write love letters to their biases sometimes, really just want the best for their bias, “my baby…. my cinnamon apple😢💕💞💘💗💝💞💕”, uses heart emojis alot whew!, or just emojis in general… they love them, they seem polite, sweet and their presence is usually calming!, probably likes reblogging aesthetic stuff as well!, probably has some url like “(bias)sgf/bf/girl/girlfriend/baby/etc”, usually pretty protective over their bias, probably well liked

4. the ‘i never talk’ stan: never uses tags, never posts, all just reblogs…., they probably like ur posts ALOT, and you kinda wanna follow back, but who… are they even, mobile theme is.. questionable sometimes, i think all they care about is just reblogging the stuff they like lmfao theyre not about that tumblr life probably

5. drama stan: have beef with everyone, probably have a mile long byf page, and a block list lmfao, they usually post aesthetic stuff and maybe have nice urls too, seem intimidating and ‘mean’ usually, “callout post for (insert url)”, petty and nosy as hell, cant mind their own business!

6. the normal stan: a pretty cool person actually, you just think…. Wow i wanna be friends w them bc they seem so tolerant and nice?, uses tags but in a normal way, like “#oh my god #hes the cutest #my heart”, you just wonder how someone can be this chill…, they probably rarely come online too!

7. the multifandom stan: their blog is….. Everything, a pretty MESS, how can they even keep up like dang…, have so much love for so many people… its great!, might occasionally post personal stuff, probably a gif maker, generally liked, friends with the normal stans probably!, a great tagging system usually

8. the NASTY stan: “DADDY😫😫😫”, probably use twitter, thirsty as hell Give Them Water, theyre similar to the extra stans usually, kinky as hell, probably under 18 LMFAO, “i want them to **** ** ** *** ***”, people probably told them to chill before, they usually dont really care, NOOOOO CHILL, loves reading smut probably🙃

9. the gfx stan: SO GREAT, MAKE AMAZING EDITS, come up with great things you just wonder yoooo how they Do That, probably too cool for you, might not talk often! but they get lots of messages probably saying how nice their work is, are just great people like… thanks Gfx Stans For Existing

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au where jimin and yoongi are childhood friends. jimin is a dance major, yoongi is an up-and-coming photographer. and they’re both in this skinny love cliche. 28/?

how does harry manage to update his fashion sense with each of his eras?

2012 - sweet dorky kid who might offer to pay for your ice cream and will want to “take it slow, yeah?”

2013 - some bratty frat boy who always gets what he wants but you would still let him fuck up your life

2014 - the matured ex frat boy who left the frat when he got educated on “no means no” and “rape culture” & switched his major to art or some bullshit like that

2015 - that one guy who spends WAY too much time at record stores flipping through queen and the rolling stones commenting about how he “listened to this shit wayyy before it was fucking hipster” even tho he was born in the ‘90s

2016 - the cute new dude who your boss just hired and all the girls (and some guys) in the office have a crush on and so you try to find him on social media but he has absolutely none

2017 - intimidating as fuck guy who gets iced coffee every single morning at 7 am with some weird ass bell bottoms on but when you actually have a convo he just starts crying about how much he loves the bees and “we need to save them at all costs”

Jongin: Sehun just won an award how do I subtly tell him that I’m proud of him?

Jongin’s brain: Smack that ass.

Jongin: Excuse me

Jongin’s brain: Smack.That.Ass.

Jongin: Oh shit you right fam

no offense but, i love bangtan so much? they deserve to be the happiest bunch, i hope life only treats them well and that they keep following their dreams and that they achieve everything they’ve ever wanted! and i also hope they know how happy they make every single one of their fans and that this somehow always give them strength and energy to keep making music and doing what they love because they are the most passionate ones

the most dangerous duo on this side of the payload

anyways, i’ve noticed that like, half the time when I’m playing in a 4-stack, if we’re grouped with a 2-stack, they coordinate and pick the shimada brothers, especially if we lock in healer and tank before the timer runs down

what’s up with that lmfao

baekhyun imitating the different type of fan screams in different tones omg

just a long description about my one pig ball python

my favorite ball python is Drizzle.

She is the weirdest ball python. She’s super shy and skittish and hates me AND is an absolute pig that constantly wants to eat everything. 

she fights ball python stereotypes *puts on sunglasses*

when she senses I’m in the room/suspects there might be food, her head will SHOOT OUT OF THE HIDE ENTRANCE LIKE LIKE SOME SPEED BULLET and then just freeze there. like a statue.

If I offer food (which I do 1/7th of the time), she’ll strike in this way that nearly gives me a heart attack every time. She’s the only snake I’m paranoid of feeding because I’m scared of shock factor. Sometimes it takes her 2 seconds, sometimes it takes her 20 seconds, and there is no physical sign of when, because she is a statue and doesn’t move.

If I don’t offer food and she realizes it’s not fud tiem, her head will SHOOT BACK INTO THE HIDE AT THE SAME SPEED but BACKWARDS!!

She is terrified of being handled and hates being touched, has struck at me multiple times like she’s something venomous (but she misses cuz I’m fast ha). She never refused food, she eats leftovers that my other snakes refuse, I can offer her rats AND mice and she’ll always eat both. I’ve once offered her 3 meals in a row (1 rat pup, 1 rat fuzzy, 1 jumbo mouse… don’t even ask) and she took them all, one right after the other, all with the same enthusiasm. She’s an absolute pig.

She’s like a treasure to me, a total diamond of ball pythons, I 100% love and appreciate her SO MUCH. LOL. If I could have 10 ball pythons with her personality, I would.