Legend says if you go into the woods at exactly 4:20 am a rabbit will come out and sniff you once. If you put your palm out he will lick it and prompt you to follow him. If you do follow him, you will come to a well that is as deep as the center of the earth. It will not hurt nor help you to toss a penny down the well, but you must make a wish. If your wish is self serving the rabbit will come to you and lead you to a cabin where there is a single bed. You will fall asleep and then wake up at home with the experience feeling as though it was nothing but a dream. However, if your wish is for someone else, or something bigger than yourself, the rabbit will not reappear but instead Bigfoot will emerge from the trees with a huge ass blunt. She will light it and pass it to you. If you smoke up with Bigfoot you will learn all the secrets of the universe. No one knows what happens if you are straight edge.
Legend says if you swim out into the middle of any lake in a forest at night and float for just a bit while watching the stars you will suddenly discover a new constellation that was never in the skies before. You’ll rack your brain thinking that maybe you just forgot- but you’ll know it’s new. After you discover this new constellation you are to swim down to the bottom of the lake and touch the bottom with your toes or fingers. Eventually you will need a breath of air. If you swim back to the top you will find yourself at the edge of the lake close to were you entered. But if you remain underwater and gasp for air you will find that you can breathe underwater. Upon this realization, Nessie a.k.a The Lochness Monster, will swim over to you with a fat ass blunt and pass it to you. If you smoke up with her you will learn about the birth of the stars and galaxies. No one knows what happens if you are straight edge.