anon requested


Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters and answer the questions below.

1. Naruto

2. Sakura

3. Itachi

4. Minato

5. Jiraiya

6. Sasuke

7. Tsunade

8. Shikamaru

9. Temari

10. Kushina

11. Anko

12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Sasuke/Anko? Actually sounds pretty tight but nope

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Minato: God yes! Daddy af

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Kakashi knocking Shikamaru up? lmao

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

ShikaTema fics sound cute but i haven’t read any

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sakura & Sasuke!? HA… i mean they could but they don’t

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Jiraiya/Temari or Jiraiya/Kushina?! jesus… prob Temari & Jiraiya bc Kushina is his pupils’ wife ffs

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Tsunade walking in on Sakura & Kakashi!? She would beat Kakashi there and then and lecture Sakura for the rest of her life lmao

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Kushina is bestfriends with Mikoto & Itachi has a MILF crush on her and tries to impress her all the time 

9) Is there any such thing between One/Eight ?

.Naruto & Shikamaru is one of my BROtps

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic?

Tsunade & Kakashi? “Hokage life”  

11) What kind of plot would you use if Four wanted to de-flower One

The plot would have Minato going to jail bc Naruto is his son!!

12) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

lowkey Minato & Jiraiya tag teaming Sakura doesn’t sound too bad lmao

13) Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Temari killing Jiraiya. Naruto would never kill Sakura.

14) Who would make the best Kage, 1, 6, 8, or 10?

Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, or Kushina? Naruto is already hokage. Sasuke is basically co-hokage. Shikamaru would make a fine hokage bc of his mental skills and I bet Kushina has the potential. I feel like Shikamaru would be the best fit.

15) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kushina: DATTEBANE!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you use?

Shikamaru: The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars lmao

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Naruto/Sasuke/Kakashi? the warning would be too many team 7 feels 

18) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kushina @ Sakura: Your forehead is so wide & charming, it makes me feel like kissing it ya know!

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

never, since im not really into fanfic.

20) What is Six’s super secret kink?

Sasuke’s secret kink is tying people up and dominating them 

21) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober?

I feel like Anko would fuck Temari drunk and sober lol

22) If Three and Seven got together who tops?

Tsunade would ride tf outta Itachi forsure

23) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.“

Naruto and Temari are in a happy relationship until Temari suddenly runs off with Minato (Naruto’s dad?! damn… lol thas cold Temari), Naruto broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Anko & a brief unhappy affair with Kakashi, then follows the wise advice of Jiraiya (lmao of course he gets advice from his master :-)) & finds true love with Itachi. 

24) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were canon?

Tsunade & Shikamaru? Shocked af lol

25) For a fanfiction about 5 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Jiraiya & Kakashi would probably be action-master/pupil

26) Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9

JIraiya & Temari fall in love but Jiraiya dies by sand ninja, causing Temari to become rouge and commit treason by killing those shinobi.

27) Who would most likely become a Akatsuki, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Sakura, Jiraiya, Shikamaru, or Anko? Def Anko

28) How would 9 react if 11 died?

Temari wouldn’t give a shit if Anko died lol

29) Who’s better looking, 6 or 9?

Sasuke or Temari? damn… Sasuke is always sexy af but so is Temari, but… Sasuke wins


Character, Overall? Naruto/Itachi

Female Character? Sakura/Tsunade

Male Character? Naruto

Group Of Characters? The Legendary Sannin 

Sensi/Teacher? Jiraiya

Ship? NaruSaku

Jutsu? Itachi’s tsukuyomi 

Weapon? Minato’s kunai

Place? Mount Myoboku

Team Gai? Neji

Team 10? Shikamaru

Team 8? Shino

Team 7? Naruto

Akatsuki? Itachi

Least Favorites

Character, Overall? Hinata

Female? Hinata

Male? Danzo

Weapon? Haku’s needles 

Jutsu? Orichimaru’s creepy snake jutsus

Place? Orichimaru’s hide outs

Ship? NaruHina

Akatsuki? Zetsu

Couples? What Do You Think? Hetero.

Sasuke/Sakura? The idea is cute but the actuality of it isn’t unfortunately

Naruto/Sakura? OTP<333

Naruto/Hinata? ew. 

Naruto/Ino? lol no 

Naruto/TenTen? no

Sasuke/Temari ? um yes

Sasuke/Ino? nah

Sasuke/TenTen? hell nah lol 

Sasuke/Karin? hell yesssss

Sasuke/Hinata? cute af tbh

Sakura/RockLee? cute idea but sakura too cute for lee

Sakura/Gaara? Actually doesn’t sound bad

Minato/Kushina? Straight up perfection. RELATIONSHIP GOALS AF

Kushina/Fugaku? gross

Minato/Mikoto? doesn’t feel right

Obito/Rin? Cute 

Rin/Kakashi? a better SasuSaku like couple

Anko/Iruka? they’d never like eachother

Kakashi/Shizune? aw i can dig it

Yamato/Shizune? like Kakashi w her better but this don’t sound awful

Kakashi/Anko? lol sounds adorable

Kakashi/Kurenai? omg sexy ass couple 

Amusa/Kuriena? cute i guess

This Or That?

Naruto or Sasuke? Naruto is the loml sorry Sasubae 

Sakura or Hinata? Sakura duh

Kiba or Shino? Shino is cooler

Kakashi or Jiraiya? Sorry Kakashi-Sensei but Jiraiya comes first

Madara or Danzo? ew to both but Madara

Orochimaru or Kabuto? Orichimaru

Naruto/Sakura or Naruto/Hinata? Naruto & Sakura for fuckin sure.

Sasuke/Sakura or Naruto/Sakura? NARUSAKU TIL THE DAY I DIE

Naruto/Sakura or Naruto/Ino? Narusaku for the third time lmao

Sasuke/Sakura or Sasuke/Ino? SasuSaku sounds better than him w Ino

Sakura/RockLee or Naruto/Sakura? Naruto & Sakura of course

Jiraiya/Tsunade or Tsunade/Dan? JirTsu are one of my OTP’s :-(

Kakashi/Rin or Obito/Rin? Either is fine w me

Shuriken or Kunai? Kunai

Fire or Wind? Wind

Wind or Lighting? Lighting

Lighting or Fire? Lighting

Earth or Water? Earth

Lighting or Earth? Lighting 

Sand Siblings or Akatsuki? Akatsuki

Konoha or Suna? Konoha

Mist or Konoha? Konoha

Suna or Iwa? Suna

Iwa or Cloud? Iwa

Cloud or Mist? Mist

Sharingan or Bykugan? Sharingan

Sharingan or Rinnegan? Sharingan

Rinnegan or Bykugan? Rinnegan