lmao4e

I stared stupidly [at the dolphins] for about half a second before the message got through: Bad guys sighted, and close. Evidently the aquatic Americans had decided that I was on the home team.
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Harry Dresden in Small Favor (book 10 of the Dresden Files series).

(seriously, how do you do this to me? HOW, jim butcher? LMFAO. xD).