lmao um what else do i tag

hey guys! i made a new blog because…. i’m gay. yeah. that’s the only explanation, really. it’s also owned by my boyfriend who has done most of the work this far?? what a blessing? but it’s a blog especially for boys who love other boys- and we’re using long distance relationships as our general theme, because support is so fun? and thus i present:
@longdistancemlm !
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feel free to send asks or whatever. content will arrive as time progresses!

*Hello there if you don’t mind I’ll be reviewing it 

Heyo, was wondering if you want to review my OC. Don’t hold anything back!

Ursajell 

*A very interesting name!

*Is there any reason for it or did you just come up with it?

they/them/their

Non-binary

Monster type: ghost

Location: waterfall

Nicknames:

Jelly (given by themselves)

je11y (UnderNet screen name)

*Much cute!

Basic Info:

They are a vendor, and cannot be fought. Their hobby is making plush dolls, usually depicting bears. They also sell plushies depicting monster species, such as ghosts, fire elementals, skeletons, goats, etc. which can be seen behind them. They make a living by selling plush dolls, which can be bought at their home.

*I just have one question about this.

*Is it they literally can’t be fought in a way where you can not initiate a battle with them

*Or can you just not end one


Dolls can be equipped as a very weak weapon (0 ATK) but hold magical bonuses such as extra invincibility frames, extra HP from food items, or extra speed. They can also hold negative bonuses (slower speed, less invincibility frames, etc.) if made poorly, but Ursajell is aware of the bad plushies and decides not to sell them. However, they are forgetful and depending on your Fun values, they will mistakenly put a “Chubby skeleton” plush (with negative properties) up for sale. Plushies are useful for pacifist runs, since they give strong boosts with no attack. Items can only be bought from Ursajell if the player is on a pacifist or neutral playthrough.

*Sounds okay to me!

Personality + fun facts:

  • they stylise their appearance to look more like a teddy bear

  • they will lash out at people who insult their plushies

  • their favourite food is ghost jelly (*It looks like ME!!)

  • they love being clean and neat

  • they have a habit of mumbling to themself

  • their speech style uses many excessive exclamation/question marks, and often emphasizes words using caps, showing the PASSION behind their words. when talking to themself however, the text lacks punctuation and proper form.

  • they will defend their favourite things mercilessly, unless they are proven wrong (this is shown through interactions with them)

  • favourite things include: MTT, ghost jelly, their own plushies, bears, and hot dogs.

  • *smells like MTT Brand anime powder.

Relationships with canon characters:

Sans

buys hot dogs from his illegal hotdog stand in hotland on a regular basis

Undyne

lives nearby, has heard a lot about her, is too intimidated to talk to her

Napstablook

lives nearby. Ursajell gives them ghost jelly as a gift for special occasions. Ursajell likes to say that they’re friends.

Mettaton

watches him on TV, has a celebrity crush on him (emphasis on the celebrity part). Unaware that he used to live beside Napstablook

Woshua

appreciates it’s cleanliness. Good pals.


Chubby Skeleton - WEAPON AT 0 Looks oddly familiar. Half of the tag is smudged. It reads: “Decreases SPEED and INV. Do not sell.”

INTERACTIONS (pacifist/neutral)

*Welcome to Ursaplush??? We sell HIGH QUALITY plushies!!! (upon interacting)

Buy

*Pick whichever one you want… They’re made with LOVE!!! (while purchasing)

*YAY!!! Thanks, kid! Enjoy your new pal! (after buying an item)

*Oh…. Well… You’ll buy one soon, right?? (not buying an item)

16G - Polar bear Weapon: 0AT Extra HP from consumables

32G - Plush in the Shape of Mettaton’s Face Weapon: 0AT SPEED up in battle

64G - Furry Boss Monster Weapon: 0AT Invincible longer

128G - Chubby skeleton Weapon: 0AT ????!?!??!

^ That’s the bad one. Only appears with certain Fun values.

*Oh my, you have put alot of effort into this it’s refreshing to see

Sell

*Um? I really don’t want to buy anything from you??? But if you need some G, I could help you out…

*Ursajell gives you 15G.

Sell (second time)

*I ALREADY GAVE SOME G TO YOU!!! So stop asking me to buy your stuff. I’m not a charity!!

Sell (third time)

*Ursajell pretends you didn’t say anything.

Sell (if you have a hot dog)

*WAIT. Is that a hot dog!!?I just ran out of those!!!

*…..AND!!!… *

….I really don’t wanna go to Hotland…

*…..

*……….. I shouldn’t be buying hot dogs from a kid.

*Hey… where were you keeping that anyway????

*(oh god)

*Ha Ha the interactions are amusing

Talk

*Hmmm? What’s up?? (while in talk)

Say hello

*Hey???!!! I’m Ursajell, but you can call me Jelly. Um… sorry, I can barely see you over the counter…  *(maybe i should put a stool outside idk lol)

About yourself

*OH! UH!? You want to know about… me??? *Well, um, how about this?! My favourite celebrity is MTT! Have you seen his AMAZING shows!?

*He’s so…

*…rectangular!!!!!

About plushies (haven’t bought an item)

*YOU SHOULD BUY ONE!!!

*They’re like… magic and stuff.

*They don’t do magic ATTACKS though…

*(i can’t tell them that my plushies gives stat boosts or else i would just be a dirty spoiler)

About plushies (bought an item)

*OH?? You want to know about [most recently bought plush]??? Well, I that one [gives you more HP when you eat food!! / makes you run super fast!!! / makes you, um, super INVINCIBLE!!]

*(jeez kid i even wrote it on the tag for you)

Criticize (haven’t bought anything)

*EXCUSE ME!!!??? How would YOU EVEN KNOW. You haven’t even bought one yet!!!

*(jeez what a rude kid lmao buy something already)

Criticize [NEW!] (already bought something)

*WHAT…?! UMMM?? There’s nothing wrong with my plushies!!! I bet you’re just saying that to get a refund!!! JEEZ.

*(what’s this kid’s problem)

Criticize [NEW! NEW!!!] (bought chubby skeleton)

*WHAT DO YOU– wait, umm….? Is that… oh jeez, I’m sorry!!! I-I must have, uh, sold you one of the baddies. Heheh… my bad… uhm… here…

*You hand over the Chubby Skeleton.

*Ursajell gives you 128G.

Exit

See you soon????!!!

INTERACTIONS (genocide)

*… Eugh… You’re getting dust on the counter… (upon interacting)

Buy

*WERE YOU ACTUALLY EXPECTING TO BUY SOMETHING?!!!

*I don’t sell my plushies to CREEPS.

*Besides, you’re gonna get your DISGUSTING DUST all over my plushies.

Buy (second time)

*Nope!!

Sell

*Ursujell is wiping the counter.

*They seem to be ignoring you.

Talk

Threaten

*….HAHAHA! *You think I’m scared of you???! There’s no way I’m gonna leave my shop and let you TAKE and STEAL everything you want!

*In your stupid face, PUNK.

Fight

*Are you for REAL?? I’m a ghost. GHOSTS CAN’T DIE.

Exit

*Have FUN. Why don’t you go wash the dust of off your hands??

ITEMS:

Polar Bear - WEAPON AT 0 The tag reads: “Can be used as a great conversation starter for when you need to break the ICE! Consumables heal 2 more HP.”

Plush in the Shape of Mettaton’s Face- WEAPON AT 0 A plush in the shape of Mettaton’s face. It’s covered in glitter and sequins.The tag reads: “UNOFFICIAL MERCH. MTT HASN’T YELLED AT ME YET. Increases SPEED in battle.”

Furry monster - WEAPON AT 0 The tag reads: “In honour of our hopeful ruler, King Fluffbutt. Increases invincibility by 7.”


[all other characters have no relation]

Thanks for taking a look at my OC!


*I wish I could write more hon!

*This oc is so well thought out there are not many queries I personally have!

Final Verdict

*This is indeed a very well thought out oc!

*Thank You and keep hold of the stars!

*Mod Velvet