lmao this scene hes so dumb

HOLY QUIZNAK I JUST REALIZED

So I was looking through the Klance tag (as usual) and me, being a dumb bitch, didn’t realize something until now. This post is for y'all who are like me and didn’t realize this either. 


Okay so.

Remember  this scene right here?

Everyones like, lmao Keith is salty. And I didn’t get it until now?? 

He’s literally fucking roasting him because Lance “Forgot” about their bonding moment™, even though he implies that he has enough memory to be stored in a giant fucking ship.

Like, bitch, you say you want your information to be imported into a giant fucking ship but you can’t remember this??? This one fucking moment??? 

You two held fucking hands for crying out loud

Our boy I swear. Keith is gonna Keel over one day.

Bonus: Keith’s face at lance when he flirts with Everyone else (Allura) but him

He looks so done, someone please help him

the fate of the furious thoughts *spoilers*

-Fuck okay so I saw the movie last night and fuck i didn’t think i’d be hype but it felt so right watching it!!!
-this is definitely scattered and poorly articulated compared to my review of ff7 but ill write a proper one in due time. I fucking miss paul
-ive seen every fuckin movie of this franchise in theaters n im only 23 ah these are my thoughts as i was watching it. I was lowkey keeping notes lmao
-beautiful setting and colors wow as always!!!
-FUCK as if charlize therons character wasnt annoying enough the fuckin bitch had to have dreads!!! Deadass bye
-GEEKED at roman coming in at 11 for most wanted criminals
-Roman lmfao he literally cracks me up so fucking much i love tyrese
-the Rock as a soccer daddy ifucking love it his daughter is so cute ugh
-DECKARD SHAW IS SUCH A DADDY oh my i love jason statham and his banter w the rock lmao
-digging all the gratuitous fight scenes and humor and explosions
-what are you gonna Email her? Lmfao roman is too much hahahah
-calling roman Slick lmao
-hobbs and shaw are both daddies fuck they can get it
-scott Eastwood FUCK ME UP i love how theyre giving him so much shit ahaha hes so fine though gotdamn
-The kisss!!! Fuck this dumb ass hacker Bitch
With ugly dreads
-Brian would know what to do… OMG SHOOK im crying i miss paul walker so much my mans
-omfg hes a fucking dad. Papa!!! HE HAS A KID W ELENA IM SHOOK AGAIN
-middle name marcos first name is for his father to name him!!! Bitch!! 😭😭I bet he calls the bb brian!! Just cus thats how dom and vin both would be. I’m crying
-god lmao hobbs’ Fuckin names for shaw and his damn one liners i can’t… callin him princess LOL
-themost recent movies have so much more comedic elements and honestly i live for it my theater was crackin up constantly in between all that anxiety if whats happening next!!!
-shaw in suits fuck me up statham is so fine
-ugh in ny!!! The music is always so lit!!! THE TOYSHOP DAYUM!!! Those sexy cars and sexy ass scott eastwood fuck
-are you Blanta? Lmao roman and that fuckin neon orange lambo
-oo shit doms got a plan yas!!! Helen mirren omfg!!! British woman so I assume this is mama shaw
-ok this banter now is just straight up Flirting between shaw and hobbs like theyd be so good together lmao
-ugh this Destruction i cant… imagine if that shit was real so many ppl would be dead god
-ugh charlize is a little cunt
-gotta admit tho putting those cars jn Auto drive was pretty freaking dope but crazy and the pileup. Shits wild if that could happen irl we’re fucked
-did i mention Eastwood is fucking sexy
-Lil nobody lost his lil mind hahaha
-BIG SEXI COMIN THRU
-Why didnt they just crash into him fuckkkk like instead of just tugging on his car from dif directions like ya dont hurt him but still
-Omg shaw WTF RIP I WAS JUST LOVING HIM ON THE TEAM IN SAD IM CRYING AND HOBBS IS UPSET
-DOM TURNIN HIS BACK ON LETTY IM HURT
-baby callin dom dada im cryjbg holy fuck this mf just shot mama OMG RIP ELENA IM PIST
-god charlize tryig to psycho analyze shit and just constantly spewing bs makes me wanna hjr her
-Tej n roman babter is my fav
-ah eastwood baby is on board fuck me. All Bets r off–Hahaha the fuckin orange car
-Roman" this aint for me man" hahaha he’s so fuckin funny they really made his character a bitchass i love it
-2 hacker bitches up against eachother lmao ramsey is gorge
-roman Reading russian HAGAHA such a goof
-LETTYs SUCH A BAD BITCH sent that fucker right into those blades.
-THERES NOTHING ALRIGHT ABOUT THIS LMAO honestly i’m roman
-Spinning in his lambo on ice and everyone just fucking with him hahaha
-WHAT IS GOIN ONHAHAHA as hes sliding with the fuckin door
-TYRESE HELL YA OMG FUCK YEA WHAT A COMEBACK. “NUMBER 11 MY ASS” HAHAH, whole theater is laughing
-OH MY GOD IMS CREAMING BOTH SHAWS ARE ALIVE AND BEAUTFUL MY DADDIES. LUKE EVANS IM SHOOK BABY SCARFACE LMAO IM CRYING I LIT UP WHEN THEY TOOK THEIR MASKS OFF
-SURPRISEEE… AHA FUK U CHARLIZE IM SO HYPE I HAVE CHILLS
-TEGO CALDERON and DON OMAR HELL YEAH EVEYTHING IS UNRAVELING I MISSED THEM IM CRYIN IM SO HAPPY RN
-DOMS WHOLE PLAN FUCK YEAH AND THE SHAWS IM SO HYPE
-MOMMA SHAW HELL YES AHAHAH DISCIPLING HER FUCKIN BOY “and ur gonna TAKE UR brother” “DEVILS BUNGHOLE” HAJAJA MOM it’s god’s eye. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. Spinoff please???
-IMCHEERING SO HARD MORALE IS SO HIGH
-FOR ELENA YAS DOM IS BACK BABY KNOCKED THAT FUCKER DEAD
-STATHAM W BB BEING AN ACTUALLY DADD IM CRYIN ALVIN N CHIP MUNKS YES AHAHA
-FIGHTing W BB OMFG DADDY YES, “its gonna be a lot of fun” i love him so much take me
-DOMS BACK I HAVE CHILLS YES
-LETTY SEEING DOM AND REALIZING HE’s back Im SOBBING i love them
-WHEres THAT SMILE? THERE IT IS!! OMG CUTE BABY AND SEXY DADDY DECKARD SHAW IM SHOOK
-Ur not gna wanna see this… *sniffs* is that u or him? HAHAHA i love him
-hobbs to roman: Yr u always yelli g hahaha this shit is so funny while even in the middle of action scenes
-Thats my girl!! Letty made it… ugh dom im just
-U lost the minute u interrupted honeymoon fuck ya bitch dont mess w familia
-“This is for my son” FUCK yasss
-The cars protecting dom im crying more
-Told u this would b fun hgh DADDY shaw pls
-DOM N LETTy FOREVER
-gotta get MY YUNG SELFIE LEVELS up I CANT Hahaha fucking roman
-FAMILY!! I LIVE FOR THE ENDINGS AND THE HUGE FAMILY GET TOGETHERS IM CRYING I MISS PAUL WALKER SO MUCH
-ELENA UGH im sad
-INTRODUCing letty to the baby im dead
-WHAT IS HIS NAME WTF???
-Okay EVERYONE MEET….BRIAN… IM CRYING
-I FUCKING KNEW IT BUT IT STILL GOT ME I WAS LEGIT SOBBING THEN THAT FUCKIN KEHLANIGEAZY SONG CAME ON AND IDK I STARTED CRYING MORE. BABY BRIAN FUCK IM SO EMOTIONAL
-I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH I WILL BE 80 and still watching these movies as long as they keep putting them out omfg i just love them all i miss paul walker and brian and jordana brewster but this was a really good addition it did not disappoint even tho i hate the title lmao
-i appreciate u if u read this whole thing lets b friends

anyway full offence but the fact that the Riverdale tv show has decided not to make Jughead asexual like he canonly is in the comics is so fucking ugly and y’all won’t ever convince me otherwise like let me just  explain it to y’all

  1. as I stated: he is canonly ace in the comics!!! openly ace!! a confirmed ace!!! so they’re basically erasing a characters canon sexuality. And before y’all @ me with the whole “the comic and tv show are 2 different things!!!!” remember I don’t give a flying fuck. If this was another sexuality people wouldn’t be saying that. i don’t give a fuck that the comic and the show aren’t gonna be identical ofc they’re not but honestly changing something like this is so dumb and ugly and there’s no point to it if u deny that then ur also  annoying as Fuck
  2. referring to the point above: changing his sexuality is so fucking pointless like,, boy wtf would making him ace do in relation to the plot?? he can still have a relationship or romance if they Need him too?? hell asexual can still have sex  if they desperately thought lmao jughead needs a sex scene they could have still made him ace and have sex??? all they needed to do was maybe have him mention the word and explain what it means for people to be happy. it would take what… 5 minutes of screen time?? and would change the plot in no way at all?? so What The Fuck was the point in not adding what the hell has erasing his asexuality done other then Piss people off
  3. A BIG TV SHOW THAT WAS ALREADY GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION AND IS LIKELY TO BECOME REALLY POPULAR HAD THE CHANCE TO HAVE A CANON ACE CHARACTER!! A CANON MAIN ACE CHARACTER!! THAT IS HUGE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HUGE LIKE  I CAN BARELY COUNT THE NUMBER OF ACE CHARACTER I KNOW ON ONE HAND!!! IT WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR THE ACE COMMUNITY  WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY THROW THAT AWAY IT’S SO UGLY LIKE SO MANY ASEXUAL (like me) WERE PROBABLY SO EXCITED TO SEE SOMEONE LIKE THEM ON TV  BUT INSTEAD THE SHOW WAS LIKE LMAO NOPE  ITS SO FUCKING UGLY TO HAVE PEOPLE HAVE OS MUCH HOPE TO JUST FUCKING SHOVE IT AWAY
  4. they have no Reason for doing it. there’s no explanation as to why they did it. like don’t we at least deserve that.
  5. the actor of the character was prepared to play an ace character. seemed happy to do so.  like… they can’t even use him not wanting to play him that way as an excuse.
  6. also bonus point the way all the articles are saying “lmao jughead ain’t ace he’ll have romance in the show!!” is so ugly bc it shows people still don’t get the difference between asexual and aromantic and the show had such a good platform to show what asexuality actually is and had a chance to show the difference between aro and ace to people But! They! Wasted! It!

anyway in conclusion the cw riverdale is Cancelled to me after this and y’all can call me petty all u want but if this happened to a character of ur sexuality half of y’all would act in the exact same way so don’t even try with me goodbye

EDIT: anyway I’ve been informed that he the character is aro ace so I’d like to also mention how it’s ugly that they’re ignoring both parts of his orientation and would also like to apologize for my unawareness on this fact as it’s resulted in some ignorant and incorrect information in this post. I’d like to apologize to anyone who may have been upset or angry by this post and thought I was ignoring the fact he was also aro, I was simply not aware of this as I haven’t read the comics and was only gather facts from what I know from tumblr and twitter. I’d never intentionally ignore or erase a character’s sexuality or romantic orientation and I’d hate to think people assumed that’s what I was aiming to do in this post. My last point still stands in some ways as the articles keep saying the fact he’s getting romance means he’s no longer ACE when in reality it means he’s no longer aromantic and it still shows how people can’t understand the difference. Yet the article is still relevant as the fact he is going have romance is a valid point and is still ugly towards his character considering he is also aromantic and me completely dismising that point and saying it was wrong without full knowledge was rude and disrespectful. Also my point in relationships could still be valid as I know some aros do still get in relationships but I’ve crossed it so it’s still included in the post bit isn’t something that’s erasing he’s aro. Again sorry for any upset this may have caused, I hope this apology sort of thing makes sense and thank you to the people who helped me become aware of the mistake I had made.

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Ouran!SVT

anon asked:

YOOO SO IDK IF ANY OF THE ADMINS HAVE SEEN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB BUT IF ANY OF THEM HAVE can y'all do svt as hosts?? If not then that’s fine! ^^

S.COUPS:

  • successor to Tamaki 
  • even dyed his hair blonde to resemble Tamaki
  • s.coups isn’t weird he’s just dedicated okay
  • king of aegyo 
  • everyone falls for his “shy shy shy”
  • like how can this manly man be such a cutie pie??? 
  • uses his dimple to his advantage
  • he’s the boyfriend host
  • ever feeling lonely and want all of the benefits of having a boyfriend but without the commitment??
  • go to s.coups
  • tries to remember all of the clients’ names just so he can wink and say hi to them outside of club
  • compliment his hair, or tell him how handsome he his and bam you’re instantly his favorite
  • will listen to your problems and tell you that you’re always right even if you’re not lmao he’s not responsible for your actions, he’s just here to tell you what you wanna hear BECAUSE THAT’S HIS JOB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • he’s very comfortable like all the time so don’t be startled if he starts to cuddle with you on the couch even if you only met him like 4 seconds ago
  • omg he WILL play with your hair while you’re talking to him, he’ll ask first of course 
  • if you say no (but why would you say no), he’ll just stare at you with those chocolatey eyes and it’s like is it me or is it getting steamy in here??
  • the others have to remind him that he’s good at talking to girls
  • because lets be real, s.coups doesnt know how to talk to girls
  • ask him to do his satoori accent, ask him to speak in his native dialect 
  • DO IT
  • most of the time what he says to the clients is what he hears from the movies
  • “if you’re a bird, I’m a bird”
  • …. “s.coups, we were talking about chemistry homework”
  • but whatever it works most of the time 
  • HE GETS SHY SO EASILY LIKE THE FIRST WEEK OF DOING THIS, HE JUST WATCHED JOSHUA AND CRINGED BEHIND THE WINDOW CURTAIN
  • but then s.coups tripped and accidentally ripped the curtain so whoops
  • like S.Coups is either player material or a middle school boy, theres no between

JEONGHAN:

  • lmao hardcore judges the other members
  • but doesnt think the others have the right to judge him 
  • he does cheesy ass things like tucking the guest’s hair behind their ear
  • or bopping their nose
  • or taking their hand in his 
  • listening to jeonghan speak is very therapeutic
  • “aww, I’m sorry that happened to you”
  • “here have some chocolate, it’ll make you feel better”
  • “wanna take a selfie together? I dont want to forget your beautiful face”
  • he’s a pro at this tbh
  • it comes so naturally to him, everyone else is very impressed
  • so princely, he’s definitely the elegant princely host
  • once they had a butler concept
  • all the others were dressed as mighty fine butlers
  • but they made jeonghan dress up as a maid
  • everyone enjoyed it in one sense or the other
  • except for him, he was like an angry housewife with his angry feather dusting
  • gets along well with haruhi’s dad
  • mostly because her dad feeds jeonghan whenever Haruhi and Ryoji visits
  • and jeonghan is Ryoji’s favorite
  • …Ryoji sees a lot of himself in Jeonghan
  • lmao it’s probably just the hair? who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • thinks everybody in the club needs to calm their ass down
  • like he appreciates the clients and all
  • but not when they be screaming in his ear, and fangirling all up in his grill
  • the look on his face says “girl/boy, chill”
  • gives the overly excited ones the side glance all the time
  • so basically hoshi, seungkwan, dk, and occasionally joshua 
  • so close to filing a restraining order against joshua during club hours 
  • speaking of harassing
  • jeonghan walks by dino when he’s with a guest to “check up” on him
  • in reality, he’s waiting for the perfect moment to embarrass dino
  • “dino, whose baby are you?”
  • “not yours, you asshole”
  • “what was that, dino?”
  • “jeonghan’s baby” 
  • that little segment between the two of them gives Jeonghan the strength and will to get through all of the guests :’) 

JOSHUA:

  • the gentleman host
  • like are you surprised??
  • probably not
  • the guests request him when they need a shoulder to cry on
  • he’s like the club’s psychologist
  • carries tissues around just in case someone needs it :’)
  • a great listener, 10/10 would recommend therapist joshua
  • or when they need his honey-like voice singing to them while playing guitar
  • kiss kiss fall in love but in an acoustic version sung by the one and only joshua hong
  • tbh who doesn’t need that in their life??
  • compliments all of the guests individually
  • always asks about their days because he really cares :’)
  • reads poems to the guests
  • “your hair is like the ocean waves that flows under the moonlight”
  • or just plain out cheesy things like “I’ll be your prince if you’ll be my princess”
  • CRINGEEE
  • lmao steals S.Coups’ regulars on the daily 
  • s.coups may play with his guests’ hair but Joshua makes them coffee and gives them candy :3
  • still holds a silent grudge against Jun because he broke josh’s guitar 
  • helps the guests with their english homework
  • his favorite thing to do is wink at literally anyone and anything
  • when he looks in the mirror he winks at himself 
  • ya know, just to practice
  • pretends he’s an actor in a movie that’s placed in europe during the olden times
  • like when he looks at a guest, he just turns his head real slowly and dramatically, with his lips parted into a slight smile 
  • and it’s like the heavens have parted and presented to us the angel that is joshua hong
  • he’s lowkey gay for jeonghan too 
  • hikaru and kaoru who???
  • more like jeonghan and joshua ;))))
  • lmao this is why jeonghan avoids joshua
  • joshua just doesnt know when to stop with the bromance
  • WOULD KISS JEONGHAN ON THE CHEEK IF SOMEONE ASKED HIM TO

JUN:

  • he’s greasy off and on duty
  • caught going on dates with at least 4 of his clients
  • aspires to be like Mori
  • but can’t
  • because Jun is Jun, and Jun is derpy 25/8
  • but that doesn’t stop him from texting Mori, and asking him tips on how to be cool
  • texted Mori once asking him how he’s so tall because Jun wants to be as tall as him too
  • Mori was kind of annoyed at first because Jun kept texting him at 3 am but found it to be endearing
  • in all honesty, Jun is Mori, and The8 is Honey
  • THINK ABOUT IT, WE ALL SAW THIS COMING RIGHT
  • meets up with Mori to learn kendo, while Jun teaches Mori martial arts in return
  • once tried to demonstrate something in the music room and broke a guitar…
  • it was joshua’s guitar lmao oops
  • you know the lip bite kiss thing Jun did for a behind the scenes video for a show?  
  • yeah, he occasionally does that to the clients to make them feel ATTACKED
  • tries to be like Mori in the sense that Jun will TRY to keep a poker face
  • but once the guest says some nonsensical thing
  • Jun will implode and bust out a dumb expression
  • when Jun and the8 and dino and hoshi dances in the club room
  • joshua will kinda be lurking in the back LMAO joshua’s their silent hype man
  • Jun appreciates Joshua’s support so much that he offered to set Joshua up with one of his guests
  • but Joshua was like NoooOOOOoooo
  • Jun always wear sleeveless shirts… even in the winter sometimes
  • so he’ll flex his muscles a lot for the clients ;)))
  • “the8, can you use bronzer to make the muscles on my arms look more defined?”
  • the8 judges him real hard for that
  • surprisingly, Jun isn’t really up for skinship despite every offensive thing that he does
  • idk man, he’s just not up for always hugging, or holding hands with someone that he doesn’t know that well
  • the guests would always complain to him
  • but he genuinely just feels uncomfortable doing so
  • got really freaked out when a guest back hugged him
  • DON’T DO THAT TO JUN
  • HE’LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, JUST NOT SKINSHIP

HOSHI:

  • need some aegyo fan service? 
  • need to feel attacked?
  • then you’ve came to the right host!!! 
  • the guests LOVE Hoshi because of his versatility
  • one second he’s ready to meet your dad
  • the other you’ll be wanting to call him daddy
  • one second he’s a hamster
  • the other he’s a clock
  • what is hoshi even???
  • AMAZING, THAT’S WHAT 
  • he provides all of the top notch background music
  • it ranges from Justin Timberlake to Trot Music
  • his favorite theme would be James Bond
  • LIKE IMAGINE OT13 IN SUITS WHILE BEING VERY FLIRTY
  • host-shi
  • get it?
  • it’s a combo of host and hoshi
  • but it can also mean “Mr.Host” in korean 
  • lmao so sorry that was so bad
  • he comes up with funny skits for the beginning of club for the clients
  • it makes him really happy when he sees people enjoying his performances with seokmin and seungkwan
  • lays dramatically on the grand piano when Woozi starts playing
  • bites the stem of a rose while dramatically laying on the grand piano
  • god, he’s so extra
  • sometimes if Woozi plays classical music, Hoshi would grab a guest’s hand and dance around the room with them
  • IMAGINE THE BALLROOM SCENE IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
  • YOU’RE THE BEAUTY TO HIM IN THAT MOMENT OKAY
  • Like he’ll be twirling you and he’d have this gigantic smile on his face because wow you cute and this is really fun 
  • supports Seungkwan’s decision on getting a disco ball 
  • really wants a hamster to be the mascot for the club
  • because hamsters are cute, and hoshi resembles one and hoshi believes that he’ll make a great mascot for the club
  • everyone agreed surprisingly
  • so now theres a little hamster cage in the corner of the club
  • Hoshi is always very excited to show the guests the Hamster 
  • 1. this makes the guest thinks that he’s even cuter because hoshi is just so excited by this hamster
  • 2. it’s very amusing to see the hamster poop in hoshi’s hand 
  • ends up naming the hamster Soonyoung lmao

WONWOO:

  • wonwoo is also a fan of the james bond theme!!
  • but we all know wonwoo is gonna spill juice on his tie
  • it’s okay that’s wonwoo’s charm
  • he’s the intimidating looking one that gossips about the latest dramas with you 
  • guests like him because he’s like the moon
  • dark and mysterious
  • but he’s also like the moon if the moon had Weenie Hut Jr. on it
  • because c’mon, Wonwoo is a cutie pie that hates doing aegyo but is forced to because it’s his job to make others happy
  • lmao we know wonwoo secretly basks in all the aegyo when he does do it 
  • petitioned to turn the host club into book club every other meeting
  • lmao he was the only one petitioning
  • chats to the guests about his new favorite book
  • “err.. Wonwoo? I thought you were the one that was supposed to be listening to me…?”
  • “….Me Before You.”
  • LOL GET IT? IT’S A BOOK REFERENCE AND A SASSY COMEBACK
  • in all honesty, wonwoo is just this shy and cute guy
  • he’s only in this club because his friends told him to be
  • he doesn’t know what to do here
  • he’s kind of clueless tbh
  • strangely enough, that’s why all the guests flock to him
  • wonwoo is naive and innocent
  • kind of like the club’s pet hamster
  • wonwoo does find it really fun when the guests take interest in what he says
  • unlike the other members who feel like they’re here for the guests
  • Wonwoo feels like the guests are here for him because they CARE about him
  • like wow he feels so loved, he doesn’t deserve this :’) 
  • constantly apologizes because he’s always like “sorry, if im boring”
  • BUT NO EVERYONE SHOWERS HIM WITH LOVE SO IT MAKES HIM ALL SMILEY AND APPRECIATED, IT’S THE CUTEST THING WHEN SOMEONE MAKES HIM SMILE
  • whenever Haruhi swings by to visit, Wonwoo loves talking to her because she makes him feel understood
  • THE TYPE OF HOST TO BRING EVERYONE CHOCOLATE ON VALENTINES DAY 
  • also if it get’s chilly in the room, you can bet that he’ll give you his jacket
  • he won’t put it around you
  • BUT HE WILL JUST GIVE IT TO YOU :D

WOOZI:

  • whenever hoshi isn’t playing the bomb background music
  • woozi is providing it
  • i mean since they are in Music Room #3, you bet he’s gonna utilize all of the instruments in there
  • ESPECIALLY THE PIANO
  • S.coups would literally shower him in pink rose petals or cherry blossoms because he’s just extra like that
  • every single time Woozi plays the piano, he’s all like “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), yes, worship me” 
  • everyone is entranced by him and his godly vocals
  • respects Tamaki, thinks he’s very extra and a lot like coups
  • but WOOZI LOVES TAMAKI’S PIANO SKILLS
  • OMG WOOZI IDOLIZED TAMAKI FOR THAT
  • tbh Tamaki visits once in awhile just so he can hear Woozi compliment and gush at him
  • Tamaki eventually teaches Woozi how to play Nocturne Pour Tamaki
  • literally everyone in the club stops what they’re doing to see these two play the piano :’)
  • in terms of Woozi being with guests 
  • he’s so awkward
  • omg someone help him
  • the most cringe-worthy member here when it comes to socializing with the guests
  • woozi cringes at himself
  • I MEAN HE’S TRYING
  • in times like these, he really envies Seungkwan’s talking skills
  • Woozi does aegyo whenever he’s asked to
  • he kind of shrivels up inside but he still does it
  • ok Woozi legit gives good advice compared to S.Coups
  • like Woozi will come up with a solution for anything and everything 
  • this is why he’s vice president of the club
  • like Kyoya, he’s in charge of the money
  • ignores every request that Seungkwan makes
  • found out about Jun dating the guests, lmao Woozi was not happy
  • “if you wanna be a hoe, then imma let you be a hoe”
  • Woozi set Jun up on a date with all of the club’s regulars
  • AND THE CLUB HAS A LOT OF REGULARS
  • woozi lowkey made the regulars pay $20 in “admission” fee to go on a date with jun
  • woozi was very pleased at his punishment :^)
  • he’s a justified ruler while s.coups is too busy worrying about whatever s.coups worries about lmao

D.K:

  • brings his guests hot chocolate during christmas
  • aw hot chocolate and sweater paws with D.K :’)
  • if you’re having a bad day and need a distraction, you know who to go to
  • honestly D.K will cry with you
  • he just hates seeing anyone sad
  • *cues Joshua with the tissues*
  • but when he grins his big smile at you, you better be ready and have an EMT on standby
  • reenacts “My Ear Candy” with Seungkwan on occasion 
  • the guests go WILD for it
  • salty at Woozi for not getting the club a disco ball
  • IMAGINE HOW USEFUL A DISCO BALL WOULD BE
  • it’d be a party everydayyy
  • okay, somehow D.K has gotten really close with Kirimi Nekozawa 
  • So when Kirimi’s brother would bring her to the school
  • D.K would always read her manga
  • like isn’t that the cutest thing 
  • often times, when he reads to her it’s in the club room
  • so all of the guests just gush over the image of him being fatherly
  • and when the guests comments on how cool he is 
  • he just sheepishly smiles and blushes :’)
  • a very considerate host
  • the first thing he’ll ask his guest is if they’re okay, and if they’re comfortable, and if they’re hungry
  • WOULDN’T MIND FEEDING YOU
  • LIKE HE MIGHT BE AWKWARD WITH IT AT FIRST BUT HE WANTS TO BE SWEET SO HE’S GONNA TRY TO FEED YOU SNACKS OKAY
  • very very shy and timid when it comes to skinship
  • but he wouldn’t mind snuggling up close to you while you talk about your day
  • if you ask him to sing HE DEFINITELY WILL
  • BUT EXPECT SEUNGKWAN TO POP IN SOMEWHERE OKAY
  • but yes, he’ll try to sing you any song as long as it’s appropriate
  • he prefers to sing ballads because he just feels like it’s more sincere
  • will thank you 10 thousand times for visitng him and taking the time out of your day to talk to him
  • D.K just really wants to make sure that his guests know they’re appreciated and loved
  • he actually keeps in touch with some of his regulars outside of club because HE JUST CARES SO MUCH AND WANTS THE BEST FOR THEIR WELL BEING

MINGYU:

  • it’s a given that Mingyu is in charge of the snacks and tea around here
  • tells Joshua everyday to stop making coffee for his guests because his coffee is terrible
  • but joshua doesn’t listen
  • the guests will legit fight each other to get mingyu’s undivided attention
  • the other members’ regulars are all pretty chill
  • but not mingyu’s lmao
  • Mingyu’s regulars are pretty insane, in the sense that they will absolutely not share him
  • mingyu is too attractive to be shared
  • and there is certainly not enough of him to go around
  • Mingyu loves the attention but hides behind Wonwoo sometimes because mingyu gets scared too
  • is very cutesy 
  • does little subtle aegyo 
  • like scrunching up his nose
  • and shaking his head cutely
  • gosh, his facial expressions are adorable
  • like he’d make surprised faces, happy faces, grumpy faces just to be cute
  • omg he’s a 5 year old
  • king of compliments!!!
  • he’d give you so many compliments
  • every time you come to club he’d notice something new about you
  • “oh you got a haircut???”
  • “is that a new sweater :O”
  • “those jeans look great on you!”
  • gets playfully heated if the other members interrupt him and his guest speaking 
  • like excuse you, who do you think you are to interrupt mingyu’s bonding time with his beloved guests
  • they’d all be like “okay damn”
  • for some reason he just feels so relaxed when he listens to the guests talk about their day
  • like everyone’s lives are so interesting to him
  • he’s always going to have a smile on his face when you see him
  • the first thing he’s gonna do is give you something that he made for you to eat
  • LIKE HE COOKED UP THIS RECIPE AND WANTS EVERYONE TO TRY IT!!
  • how cute :’)
  • Tamaki really likes Mingyu
  • lol Mingyu is just really attractive and Tamaki acknowledges that
  • mostly because Tamaki knows that Mingyu is going to bring in so many new guests to the host club :^)
  • Renge legit has such a huge crush on Mingyu
  • he found it endearing at first but now he’s just scared
  • tbh the rest of the members are scared of her too
  • especially s.coups
  • anyway, Mingyu is voted most popular member!!

THE8:

  • if he feels like he didn’t get his point across to you 
  • he’d definitely go home and write you a letter because he wants to make sure you know how he feels
  • like D.K, The8 just cares so much about his regulars
  • tbh Woozi wouldn’t admit it but The8 is the reason why they’re not getting the disco ball
  • while showcasing his martial arts skills The8 had managed to kick right through a painting
  • that and because of Jun breaking Joshua’s guitar
  • anyway
  • The8 is Mori’s favorite
  • honestly all of the former members equally love the8 
  • HE’S JUST SO WELL ROUNDED AND HIS PERSONALITY IS SO CUTE YET SO STRAIGHT-FORWARD
  • the8 is the number one person guests go to for help on homework 
  • like the8 is just hella good at explaining things and he’s also pretty patient as well
  • plus he’s not afraid to tell someone that they’re wrong
  • as for skinship
  • he rather not lmao
  • don’t touch the boy without consent pleasE
  • BUT ON THAT NOTE, HE ACCEPTS HUGS
  • JUST LET HIM HUG YOU
  • DON’T HUG HIM FIRST, YOU’LL STARTLE HIM
  • he’ll even hold your hand if you really wanted him to
  • will very gladly do aegyo
  • omg ask to take pictures with him
  • it’ll make his day
  • like he wouldn’t think that it’s creepy at all
  • the8 would think that it’s very cute that you want to take pictures with him, he’d feel so honored tbh
  • like Jun, the8 didn’t want to be a host
  • but he thought that it would help him with his shyness
  • OKAY THE8 IS THE HOST THAT THE OTHER GUESTS GO TO SO THAT THEY CAN DIG UP DIRT ON THE OTHER HOSTS
  • the8 has so many stories hehe
  • he doesn’t overshare but he shares enough >:)
  • like the one time mingyu slipped on a banana peel walking into the music room, and he couldn’t walk for a week
  • or when he caught Jun licking the back of his hand to fix his hair cause he didn’t have gel lmao
  • the8 is recognized for being talented, having witty humor, and honestly being such a nice guy all the time 
  • he treats his guests with the utmost respect, and never invades their space
  • on one hand he’s like an older brother who just wants the best for you, the other hand he’s such boyfriend material LIKE HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT THIS BOY

SEUNGKWAN:

  • tried really hard to convince Woozi to get a disco ball for the club
  • seungkwan just wants to partayyyy
  • hypes up his guests, encourages them to lighten up from school
  • he’s the moodmaker
  • Seungkwan just wants to make sure no one is stressed out from an exam or anything
  • because he believes that this club is a stress free zone
  • but if you are stressed out, Seungkwan will genuinely give you great advice
  • Seungkwan has some wise words up his sleeve, and it’ll surely make you feel better
  • Seungkwan isn’t afraid to be himself
  • and who he is is pretty goofy, so expect lots of laughing from his corner of the room
  • tbh this club makes him feel like he matters
  • 1. not only do the guests always compliment him on his cheekbones and hair
  • AND TREMENDOUS SINGING SKILLS
  • 2. He gets to make people happy :’) 
  • when hoshi gets on top of that grand piano, that’s seungkwan’s cue to be as extra af as well
  • and we all know that d.k joins in
  • BRUH IF YOU SHOW HIM SKINSHIP HE’LL SHRIVEL UP INSIDE BUT IN A HAPPY WAY
  • HE’D HAVE THIS SHOCKED LOOK ON HIS FACE
  • LIKE “WE AIN’T DATING BUT IT’S COOL THAT YOU’RE HOLDING MY HAND AND PLAYING WITH MY HAIR LIKE THIS” 
  • no matter how many times someone gently brushes his hand, he’ll still get so giddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • seungkwan has genuine reactions to guest’s stories 
  • he’s just so interactive with the people around him, and it’s never awkward with him
  • he’s always doing some comedic act or cracking a joke
  • Seungkwan gets the most laughs out of his guests, he’s voted the funniest member :D
  • but he’s also sassy in a way that makes it fun for the guests to playfully tease him back
  • seungkwan doesn’t have a favorite theme
  • either way he still finds a way to be hella extra :D 
  • him and his guests are always coming up with ways of pranking the other members
  • especially vernon lmao
  • seungkwan would get lowkey jealous if he saw his regulars with someone else :(
  • “after all we’ve been through together, you left me for JOSHUA?”
  • he’s joking, but lowkey would be just a tad bit hurt inside
  • IS HE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
  • BE LOYAL TO SEUNGKWAN PLEASE

VERNON: 

  • HE’S UNDOUBTEDLY THE SHIEST ONE HERE
  • like he’s the cliche embodiment of a high school guy not knowing how to talk to a girl 
  • normal conversations are fine
  • he can handle those
  • he can even handle deep conversations about dreams and life and family
  • but when you hit him with the “flirting”
  • he’s not gonna know what language you’re speaking
  • don’t call him cute
  • don’t call him hot
  • don’t compliment him
  • unless you wanna see him melt into a puddle
  • in that case THEN GO AHEAD
  • HIS FACE IS GONNA BE AS RED AS A TOMATO 
  • vernon would just smile awkwardly
  • and rub the back of his neck 
  • “what? I’m cute? you mean me? nah, im not cute”
  • like his ego would be boosted just a tad bit BUT THIS IS SO AWKWARD 
  • HOW DOES ONE ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS
  • vernon would explode any minute if you compliment him, kinda adorable though :^) 
  • so when woozi, or dk, or seungkwan, or hoshi is performing 
  • everyone would urge vernon to go up and rap because that’s his thing ya feel
  • but he’s like “nah guys, if i mess up i wouldn’t look cool anymore in front of my guests”
  • “you were never cool in the first place tbh”, seungkwan would say which would slightly offend vernon
  • just kidding lmao
  • vernon has put up with seungkwan too long to be offended
  • BUT WHEN HE DOES GO UP TO RAP
  • THE GUESTS ARE AWED
  • AND WHEN THEY START TO COMPLIMENT HIM
  • HE’S NOT HIDING BEHIND THE OLDER HOSTS ANYMORE
  • so proud :’)
  • but give it like 5 more minutes then he’s back to being hansol again
  • when it comes to skinship
  • he’s very comfortable with putting his hand around your shoulders while you guys are sitting at the couch
  • vernon likes to have a good chill time
  • so he’d crack a lot of jokes
  • when you start smiling, he’d be like “yes this is good, i’m making them happy”
  • he understands that as a host his main goal is to make his guests happy
  • so vernon is worried about that 24/7
  • Kyoya would advise him that it’s irrational to be worried about things like that, because if guests keep flocking to him then he’s obviously doing something right
  • and vernon is just like yeah maybe people do like me and enjoy talking to me
  • yes, yes they do :’)

DINO:

  • definitely the cute ones that all the noonas thirst over
  • Honey senpai gave Dino Usa-Chan as an initiation gift to the club
  • dino was very touched
  • tbh so touched that he brushes Usa-Chan everytime before club
  • would compete with Woozi for who’s the cutest 
  • woozi didn’t ask for this
  • woozi doesnt care if he’s the cutest in the host club 
  • dino’s just competitive 
  • gets all the girls gigglin when he does his Michael Jackson dance moves
  • moonwalks across Music Room #3 often
  • serves the cake and tea by… moonwalking
  • lowkey hates getting teased because of his age and being the youngest one there
  • he’s always like “I’M A MAN, OKAY?” 
  • the clients pinches his cheeks anyway 
  • poor dino :( 
  • tbh Jeonghan is 2/3 of the blame for that
  • dino wants to whack jeonghan with Usa-chan but he resists the urge
  • plus dino is too sweet for that heinous action
  • the other 1/3 is because Dino is SUCH A SQUISH SQUISH BABY 
  • YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURE IM REFERRING TO RIGHT?
  • one day, one of the club’s theme is like a james bond concept which was suggested by hoshi
  • and everyone starts to THIRST after dino like he’s the last man on earth because damnn dino looks FINEE in his suit 
  • and plus that jawline, and messy ruffled hair
  • especially when he dances to No F.U.N during club
  • SO the clients start to cuddle up on Dino
  • at first he was like HEll YEah 
  • but then after a while he’s just kind of scared because he wanted this to happen
  • BUT NOW THE CLIENTS ARE STARTING TO BE INAPPROPRIATE AND WON’T LEAVE HIM ALONE
  • “IF YOU GUYS WANT LAP DANCES, GO TO JUN” 
  • wishes Jeonghan would come back and treat dino like he’s his baby
  • but it’s too late, jeonghan has already moved on from that

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eleganceflawed  asked:

There's that one but there is also a confirmed shot from someone in the props department - he was wearing it in the scene where he has his chat with Sarah before the Waverider gets boarded. All they showed in the final cut were waist-up shots.

omg wow you literally said two photos in the last ask but yes if people haven’t seen the Full Snart In A Skirt Effect they should:

because the prop department is so good

basically editing/censorship/whatever the fuck is a bitch and deprived us of this beautiful sight

thanks for sending it in bab lmao

anonymous asked:

Do we have to drag you now too :o There's been Stydia scenes where they pan into them holding hands. Its honestly PATHETIC that we're fighting over hand scenes because thats the only scene uve had that isnt a hallucination of parrish and lydia touching. Stydia is endgame, get over it boo, case closed! enjoy the next two episodes goodnight 😘

lmao “that we’re fighting over hand scenes” we?? you guys are the one that started it since you guys always start shit and “because that’s the only scene you’ve had that isn’t a hallucination of parrish and lydia touching” lmao you must be blind because:

  • she willingly reaches out for his hand in 5x04
  • the training scene in 5x06

and aren’t you guys the one who are always complaining that marrish is sexual and stdia is all affection?? so why are you all saying that marrish has no touching scenes now when you guys are always saying we’re so sexual…you guys are so dumb and hypocritical 

and here are some other marrish scenes just to refresh your memory since you guys are always saying all we have is hallucinations (when we’ve literally only had three hallucinations, and didn’t you guys just say two episodes ago you’d love if lydia hallucinated stiles?? lmao)

  • lydia literally insisting that she keep parrish company at midnight even though he said no and said doesn’t she have class tomorrow
  • lydia thinking of parrish first when she needed help with tracy
  • lydia bringing coffee to parrish at midnight 
  • lydia apologizing for wasting his time, but jordan literally telling her ‘not a total waste’??? im dying??? he literally told her she’d never be a waste of his time AND SHE LITERALLY SMILED AND BLUSHED?? WHEN HAS SHE EVER DID THAT
  • heres a gif since y’all are so delusional

and where was i?? oh yeah:

  • lydia QUITE DIRECTLY FLIRTING WITH PARRISH IN 5x04. and did y’all notice that she literally burned his hand and when she tells him to do it again, he does it without another hesitation :)
  • and then she shyly reaches out for his hand again  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • she asks him to teach her how to fight and he says yes
  • their training scene in 5x06
  • lydia getting parrish to help the pack in 5x07 with the radio stuff :)))
  • 5x09 she literally tells stiles off and goes off to talk to parrish  ≧◡≦
  • and then proceeds to ignore stiles phonecalls
  • she kicks his ass and he’s literally in AWE
  • she tells him he’s a good deputy and refuses to think he’s one of the bad guys. bc newsflash: SHE DOESNT WANNA BE WITH THE BAD GUYS AND SHE KNOWS JORDAN IS A GOOD GUY
  • jordan locks himself up in a jail cell and lydia doesn’t leave his side all damn night. ALL DAMN NIGHT. even when parrish tells her to go home.
  • and then finally after six months, she finally musters up to touch his hand. she literally caresses it likE HOLY SHIT that’s some good shit

and here are just some beautiful scenes of lydia being happy with our deputy  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

even thinking about him makes her happy  (✿◠‿◠)

we’ve literally had more scenes than you guys have had in the past two seasons lmao no wonder you’re bitter :)

i just made my mom watch TFA for the first time and her reaction to the Interrogation scene was priceless lmao my mom is the type of person who can’t watch movies in silence so she’s always talking and making dumb comments so until now she was always saying that kylo ren was crying behind his mask and calling him a monster but then when he took of his mask she finally shut her mouth lmao she spent the entire interrogation scene in silence. when it was over she said “so it was love at first side then”, “i wasn’t expecting him to be handsome!” and “sorry finn she’s going to fall for the bad guy every girl has one”