lmao the glasses are killing me

Boyfriend Moonbin

  • Oh god here we go
  • He mentioned before that if he liked a girl he’d tease her so get ready for that 
  • You totally stole his freaking heart but he likes it and he’d probably go crazy if he doesn’t have you
  • You know how competitive this boy can get 
  • Like he’d try to get close to you then starts joking around and making fun of you
  • Not in the bad way tho 
  • Occasionally flirts when he’s at it
  • He finally asks you out somehow
  • Maybe by text or idk bc he gets awkward with this kinda things 
  • And then you start discovering the boyfriend side of him 
  • Brace yourself
  • He’s so affectionate you can’t even imagine 
  • Café dates 
  • A LOT OF THEM 
  • him giving you back hugs that feel more like he’s head locking you 
  • But it just feels awesome bc you feel smol and short in his arms since he’s technically a giant kitten
  • Best friend kinda couple
  • Like you’re all chill with each other and play around a lot
  • But you can get romantic too 
  • His hand is on your shoulder like 24/7 
  • And again it just makes you feel smol how awesome is that 
  • Stolen cute pecks 
  • And he’d be embarrassed for the next ten minutes bc of it 
  • He’s so competitive AND jealous he’s ready to kick some ass whenever someone even only glances at you 
  • Like you know how built up he is omg call the ambulance
  • He looooves wearing tank tops when the weather is nice
  • And you just die bc damn son that biceps 
  • And those veins 
  • Loves wearing snuggly sweaters when its cold 
  • And you think he couldnt look cuter
  • But then he places on his glasses and you’re like ok nvm 
  • You wish he wears glasses everyday yes you do as much as i do 
  • But sometimes he wears something all classic and shit and you’re shook af 
  • Bc he looks hella hot in button ups and such since they bring out his slender figure 
  • Kill me pls
  • He sings to you the whole freaking time and you wonder what you did in your past life to deserve this
  • Like his voice is angelic 
  • Cute cat like smiles
  • FOOD COMPETITIONS HELL YES 
  • and he always wins bc that kid has eleven tummies lmao 
  • You just enjoy eating tgt 
  • Bc he makes you happy and food makes you happy so 
  • Days where you just laze around in your sweats and just eat and watch anime 
  • Eunwoo sometimes brings some good new animes bc otaku much and you all watch tgt
  • Days when it feels nice and you walk around the whole day and do fun things
  • You watching him practice dancing and just admiring how good he gets every time 
  • Him trying to teach you some moves bc you begged him to
  • And you end up making cute covers tgt 
  • Sometimes watching him work out ahem 
  • And him encouraging himself by pecking your lips whenever he sits up during sit ups as you hold his knees 
  • And he ends up doing push ups with you on his back bc you made a bet and if he does ten you’d treat him ice cream for a week
  • And he wins lol 
  • Lots of piggy back rides on his back yay 
  • He makes sure you always feel pretty bc thats what he sees you as, however you look 
  • Like even when you’re in your pjs with bed hair and half closed eyes 
  • Just lots of affection and fun and most importantly food

A Pleasant Surprise

Rise sends pictures of Naoto to Kanji, especially that time when she drag her to that one photoshoot. He’s very happy about it, another addition to his ’Wall of Naoto’. 

anonymous asked:

Any way you could write about yoosung and a super skinny s/o? Like tiny enough to be called weak and fragile, asked way too often if they have an eating disorder, and feel disproportional with any little bit of fat or muscle that protrudes? It's how I've been and I always feel too tiny to be taken seriously

Ahhhh so I definitely took this in a smutty direction lmao I hope you don’t mind! Also I’m so glad you guys have stuck around for me while I try to work on things! I’m trying to write some. In this you and Yoosung have been going out for a while :)

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You were…so frustrated. You knew you were slim, but Yoosung wasn’t exactly beefy, so you weren’t quite sure why he was treating you like you were glass. You’d just have to prove it to him - or kill him. Why not a bit of both? You slid your dress down your body, leaving you in just a thong and lacy bralette; making your way to his room. Yoosung sat on his computer, laughing at something his friend said over the headset - he hadn’t noticed you yet.

Time to change that. In one swift motion, you’d swung him around and straddled his lap, mouth capturing his and tongues intertwining. Your fingers dug into his hair as he pulled off the headset, a moan grinding through his throat as he gripped your waist. His eyes flew open and he eased off, his touch becoming light and smooth instead of rough and insistent.

“Sorry, sorry, I don’t…want to hurt you -”

You yanked him forward, cutting off what he was saying.

“Yoosung…I know you think I’m going to break…but I need to show you what I really like. And I need you to stop treating me like glass.”

You tugged him up, tossing him back onto his small bed as you looped his belt around his hands - effectively tying him down. Yoosung’ eyes were the size of saucers - you’d never done something like this. His breath was coming out in harsh pants, his erection leaking through his boxer briefs as you slid a box from under the bed.

“I know we talked about trying some stuff out…I want to show you what I want you to do to me next time, Yoosung. I’ll make sure you enjoy it.”

You pulled a medium size plug out of the box before coating it in lube, sliding it into your ass slowly with a moan.

“Oh Yoosung,” you groaned, “I wish that was your cock in me.”

“MC…shit…shit…”

You looped a vibrator around his cock after pulling down his boxer briefs, coating him with lube before you took him in one quick motion, his cock sinking into you so deep and the vibrator hitting your clit just right. You bounced on his lap before reaching up and pulling at the belt, finally releasing his hands.

“Yoosung…I want you to fuck me so good. If you do it right I’ll punish you however you want.”

His eyes rolled back into his head as he finally, FINALLY, gripped your waist and he pounded up into you, panting your name and cursing. One of his hands went to your ass, sliding the plug in and out, the sensation pushing you higher and higher.

“Oh baby…you’re so beautiful…I want you to come all over me…I want to feel you squirt…I’m going to fill you up if you don’t hurry…”

Yoosung ground his hips up, pushing the vibrator into your clit and the heat from the plug entering your ass along with his words sent you over the edge. You screamed, your orgasm tearing through you and slick gushing out to coat him as your thighs trembled. When you finally came back down, he was running his hands over your back, the plug discarded on the floor and his still hard cock inside of you.

He rolled you over slowly, laying you down as he kissed you gently.

“MC, I’m sorry I was being too gentle. You don’t mind it if we’re easy sometimes though, right?”

You smiled up at him, totally blissed out.

“Of course, Yoosung. I should’ve brought it up ear-”

You gasped as he moved into you, his mouth trailing down your neck as he smiled.

“I’m glad to hear it, MC.”

“Just big enough to fit four regular-size people and one Gideon-size people.”

“Gideon does the Gideon thing where he stays focused on the task at hand. I do the Chandra thing where I am mostly listening but also mostly looking outside the nearest window. Which in this case is the entire dome we’re in. Because glass.”

lmao chandra is killing me

anonymous asked:

You've watched Jeans oh MY GOD. Do you. Remember the musical scene during which a guy came out wearing a mobile phone costume for no reason. Bc I do and sometimes I remember it and it makes me BURST OUT LAUGHING LMAO. Also the scene with the neon skeletons was iconic tbh

jeANS IS SO WIL D yes I remember that and I was just like ???WHY ??? 

and the sKELETON DANCE SCEN E … gO D ,, also there’s that dude studying “”animation”” but he like ??? ? animates 3D stuff onto thin air like ?? wHAT 

 I showed that movie to my gf and I’m very sure she’s still horribly confused abt it ,, she does agree that it’s oddly enjoyable tho, and the songs are all bops (also Aishu in that movie with that Indian shy girl aes and the gLASSES can kill me) 

i’ve watched that movie like .. . well, well over two hundred times bc as a toddler i’d refuse to eat without watching it at least once a day ??? ?

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@just-one-more-bridge-to-cross tagged me to post a selfie and I’m finally doing it now (my bad) but YEAH on the left is a low quality picture of me being a snapchat slut and the one on the right is an VERY RARE picture of me smiling (and my friends from Russian class lmao.)

But yeah Imma tag @dehumemezation @gematria-is-a-killing-name @pugdestroyer666 @braineater @fifty-shades-of-gray-chapter @withfreyjaonourside @murderous-absolution @havokkchild @we-are-the-sickness @night-witch-of-the-butts @nerdyawkwardness @punkularity

how do people like wake up in the morning n think about other bands n other groups n other people when day6 is like present………..in the flesh, alive on this universe with dowoon drinking banana milk, wonpil hanging upside down on a bar, young.k holding an egg, jae without glasses, sungjin with his ugly ass pre-school haircut n dropping keychains n shit like I’m so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWST DOES ONE BE SO SINFUL N NOT LOVE THEM……… that keychain scene was so fucked up n it better be a big ass twist where idk, sungjin left it there for wonpil lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kill me that last scene was NOT FUNNY 

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LISTEN, i was legit going to ignore this tag but sarah wont let me live so… 

I was tagged by @minhwangs ♥ in this duality tag (?), where you’re supposed to post a picture of you dressed for an event vs bumming about. THE THING IS.. i dont have pics of me dressed up? LMAO i legit only go for two places (uni and gym) so i usually just wear whatever i found first ahhaha :^) BUT, since i love sarah this much i found this hella old pic of me, im not sure where i was going tho lolol AND THE QUALITY OF IT JFC kill me and the second pic is me and one of my cats like, right know (irl im this loser with 32454345 cats and glasses cuz im blind af).

Since i wont suffer alone, i’m going to tag my usual faves because why not right? So im tagging @ongniel-wan (im suing you) @parkji-hoons @yoonjsung @ongeuigeon @defsouldanik @kangdan101 @woojinnies @woojiniel @l-guanlin @ongwu  ♥ ♥

again, if you dont wanna do its okay (EXCEPT YOU NURIA) and if you already did @me to see!!!! 

anonymous asked:

I don't know how you're going for prompts or worlds, but I thought I'd give this a shot and let you decide how to take this. Experimentation. Like laboratories and stuff. Take it any way you want. I thought it'd be a good starting point for either angst or fluff, but it's up to you. You could do something like Logan's room is a lab and he does weird little experiments or go in a darker direction. Enjoy

lmao im not a smut blog-

ANYWAYS nsfw jokes aside for some reason im picturing the quartermaster/campbell’s house on spooky island (BUT WITHOUT THE MESSED UP SECRET ROOM) with all the weird experiments. my personal favourite was the mouse with the massive brain who wrote kill me on the glass. creepy and awesome.

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I was down on my luck
At the end of my rope
About to give up
But my friend said nope

YOOOOOOOOO the season finale of Buddy System was so amazing!! I’m so glad to be able to join the ride through the entire season, I wish there’ll be another season? Hmm? How about that? Thank you so much, Rhett and Link, for the enjoyable ride! :D:D The new rap part of BFF caught me off guard btw lmao- also no I definitely did not reuse an old set uh day/song 8 of Buddy System!! <3

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Fire Emblem Fates ‘Get to Know Me’ Meme

yeee tagged by @sexysilverstrider thank you!! >w<

Copy, pick one of the two options by bolding them, and tag a few friends at the end! You can only pick one!

Hoshido or Nohr (I’ve played both but I’m a slut for hoshido hahah)

Saizo or Kaze (Salad ninja is my bff and also my husbands bff tbfh he’s friends with the entire family ahahah)

Raijinto or Fujin Yumi (fujin yumi is prettier so yeah)

Classic or Casual (i like having fun)

Great Knight or Paladin (I really like the word “paladin” its really elegant sounding lmao )

Kaden or Keaton (KEATON!!!! AF!!! MY LOVER MY LIFE MY BBY MY SOLE REASON FOR BUYING CONQUEST FUCK CONQUEST)

Magic or Strength (stab stab kill :) )

Xander or Ryoma (I LOVE LOBSTER NIICHAN A LOT TBH I LOVE BOTH THO..BUT RYOMA HAS BETTER HAIR TBFH)

Marrying for stats or for support conversations (if u marry for stats only we cannot be firiends lol sorry by e)

Niles or Rhajat (Rhajat is precious af)

Glass cannon or Iron Defense (STAB STAB RUN)

Sakura or Elise (DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE BUT..Sakura…)

Pavise or Aegis

Dark Mage or Diviner (A+++ design tbh aLSO their attack animations are really cool hehe)

First Gen Characters or Second Gen Characters (guilt free marraige hell yeah)

Brynhildr or Siegfried (you’re basically asking me to chose between a book and a cool emo sword)

Kamui or Corrin (BY NOW IM USED TO BOTH NAMES HAHA)

Speed Run or Support Grind (STAB STAB MARRY)

Kana or Morgan (dont u dare make me choose omfg)

Sol or Luna (mostly cuz i dont think i have sol on any one of my units? lmao)

Defense or Resistance  

My first husband was/will be: on birthright its Silas, Hinata and Takumi !!! while on my conquest’s only file lmao its Keaton!!! my sole reason to get that route fuck i hate conquest omfg and if i ever manage to get my hands on an e card anytime soon to get revelations Silas will be my hubby again i love me cinnamon knight

My first wife was/will be: planning to marry Azura  that woman needs happiness asap and also Mozu she’s so cute bhjbjhb

My favorite child character is:ALLL the kids i gave birth to it was hard work goddamit

My current mu’s hair color is: DEFAULT haha i really love default corrin, she’s perfection////

ok now a question i made hehe

Birthright soundtrack or conquest sound track: (Dusk falls and No justice is perfection)

mmm you dont have to do it but i tag @cocoonuts @moencabbage @kaidoumi n anyone else who wants to do it hehe

so whO WANTS TO SEE NESTOR KILL PPL
or thruxx rather.   this isnt canon for him tho btw its just me. pooping out scenarios n stuff. Nestor’s never killed anyone and I’m assuming that the Thruxx found out he was on Earth and decided to just. descend and attack directly. which is really dumb and untactful for a species thats so… MADE.. for war.

anywho. its a thing. random as it is, there we have it. enjoy i guess. I’ll probably never finish this so im sharing it now anyway lol
ah well

ALSO– EDIT: BIG ASS SPOILER ALERT BTW LMAO


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Tagged by @geekyanglophile and @kardowolf because they want to kill me I guess

1st Rule: tag 9 people

lol nah, but feel free to do it if you wanna and tag me so I can see <3

2nd rule: bold the statements that are true


APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller
I wear glasses (rarely lol)
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it 
There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 push ups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well  
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:
I enjoy playing sports
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
Fandoms are my #1 passion
I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss 
I have had alcohol
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship
I have a crush on a celebrity
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the United States
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend in the past month
I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have break danced
I know a person named Jamie (Hi Jamie, if you’re reading this, lol)
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce  
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages (i wanted to not bold this one but felt certain people would be mad if i didn’t lol)
I have made a new friend in the past year

happy 520 day!

Naturally, as the universe would have it, Edward Elric grows up to be the most baffling, contradictory, stunning creature Roy Mustang has ever seen. He squints at him over his fourth beer and thinks, When did this happen?, because it feels like the last time he looked, Edward was a slightly dorky-looking twelve year-old and not this - this

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tagged by @ttatterthott 

Good cause I needed some time to kill

1) Tag 9 people you want to know more about:

@kingc0c0nut @thesecondprettieststar @cleansahina @jimparscns Whoever the fuck else wants to do it go ahead 

2) BOLD those statements that are true for you

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller 

I wear glasses (only when I’m driving)

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined (don’t mean to brag lmao)

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:
I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:
I can sing well (debatable)

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:
I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts (not since I was like 9)

EXPERIENCES:
I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol 

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game


I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting


I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past years


I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know (does my relationship count?)

I have been in at least 3 relationships


I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States


There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:
I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life (I have a major but not much else lmao)

I speak at least 2 languages


I have made a new friend in the past year