lmao still laughing

voltron characters as things i have heard people actually say in my ap classes:

shiro: “*holding the lanyard to his keys* so how many times do i gotta wrap this around my neck until i die” 

pidge: “everyone in this fucking school can suck my ass” 

lance: “*casually taking some other girl’s lipstick and applying it to his lips* you know i just *snaps mirror closed and throws legs up onto the desk* can’t help it if i’m actually prettier than the rest of the human race”  

hunk: “*pulls scrambled eggs out of his fucking backpack* okay so instead of doing the experiment in chem i used a tin pan and bunsen burner to make myself breakfast does anyone wanna share” 

keith: “*holding plastic fork from lunch period* i wish i was holding a knife but life is unfair like that, even when im ready to die it wants me to suffer just a little longer” 

allura: “one time i punched my brother in the face and it was really badass until i started crying afterwards” 

coran: “*is actually the teacher* i was in paris one time and i got punched by off-brand napoleon in a bar fight, and honestly i’m still bitter” 

zarkon: “i’m going to step on every single person here. they arent worth the dust on the bottom of my shoes. hell, I’M gonna step on MYSELF” 

haggar: “if i want to buy a ouija board do i talk to a witch or vegan”

lotor: “*points to a recycling bin and a trash can* me versus you”