lmao sassy and i like it

why aph hungary is my queen and should be yours too:
  • hima described her as “probably the manliest in the comic”, take that prussia lmao 
  • she likes singing scary songs 
  • she dislikes romania so much she named her dogs after them (she’s so sassy i’m cackling)
  • in hetaween 2011 she dressed up as a prince and convinced austria to dress up as a princess so she could sweep him off his feet how sweet is that
  • sometimes her tongue slips and her “potty mouth” shows, just imagine walking salt shaker elizaveta hedervary oh my god
  • she, ukraine, and liech are close friends (and probably talk shit in their salt circle of sin)

seriously, she has “GOALS” written all over her

frenchibi  asked:

19 with matsuhana for the kiss thing please uwu

19. Jealous kiss

“Yo, Hanamaki, I don’t think your boyfriend likes me.”

Hanamaki glanced over at his classmate, Terushima, who was gnawing on the end of his eraser and staring through the whiteboard at the front of the class. “I mean, we’ve been pretty chill! It’s only, like, really recently that he’s gotten all…” Terushima waved his hands around. “Sassy.” 

“Well, what did you do to piss him off?” Hanamaki said with a smirk, taking a swig from his water bottle and thinking back to when Terushima and his boyfriend, Matsukawa, had interacted a day or so prior. “He was being a little sassier than usual, but not by much.”

Terushima puffed out his cheeks, displeased. “I dunno, man, he’s just been really glower-y lately.”

Hanamaki snorted. “I’ll talk to him,” he assured, grinning to himself when Terushima sighed heavily and began to twirl his pencil.

***

“Hey, Mattsun.”

“Mm?” the dark-haired student glanced up from his textbook, across the table, to Hanamaki. “What is it?”

Hanamaki propped his chin up on his hand. “Do you have some kind of beef with Teru, or something?”

He swore that Matsukawa’s eyelid twitched. “Nope.”

“Are you sure?” Hanamaki insisted, blinking, smiling lazily. “He seems to think you do.”

Matsukawa’s mouth curled into a (hot), rather smug half-smile. “Does he, now.”

“See?” Hanamaki pointed accusingly. “You do.” 

Matsukawa rolled his eyes. “Only… a slight beef. A filet mignon, if you will.” 

“Aha! I knew it.” Hanamaki smirked. “Why, though?”

“Seriously? You can’t piece that together yourself?” Matsukawa reached across the table and poked Hanamaki’s forehead. “Think.”

The strawberry blond thought– honestly, he did– but; “nah, I got nothin’.”

“Well, try harder,” Matsukawa said mercilessly, flipping to the next page in his book. “I ain’t tellin’.”

“Tell meeee,” Hanamaki hissed, kicking his boyfriend in the shin repeatedly. “Tell me, Mattsun!”

His voice dropped an octave. “Unlimited blowjobs upon request for a week,” Hanamaki said, smiling mischievously. 

“Mmm, no.”

“A month?”

“Nah.”

“… a year?” 

“No! You’d enjoy that too much. And you’d give up after like two days.”

Hanamaki threw his hands up, exasperated. “What, then?”

Matsukawa hummed noncommittally, turning another page in his textbook. “Who knows, honestly.”

Hanamaki squinted, peering into Matsukawa’s diverted eyes, searching his soul. “Why would you… my amazing, flawless, well-endowed…”

“Flattery won’t work.”

Gaaah!

***

“So? Did you find out why Caterpillar Man doesn’t like me?”

Hanamaki sighed, clicking and unclicking his pen rapidly. “No,” he moped, pursing his lips tightly. “The bastard’s got his lips sealed.”

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Terushima quickly lick his own lips, the pale column of his throat pulsing around a swallow. Suddenly getting an idea, Hanamaki turned to him.

“Though, he does think–” Hanamaki leaned over their shared desk a little, dropping his eyelids and peering up at Terushima with a heavy gaze– “that you have a crush on me.”

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THANK YOU @starlit-tea  (our marecal shipper friend) FOR DRAWING THIS ILY

MAVEN AS TEH CLUELESS AND STUPID ROYAL PERSON BUT REALLY SASSY AND NOT EVIL

OH MY GOD I AM PISSING LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO AMAZING LIKE DUDE BUT LIKE THE PUN BUT HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AGARASDHEHFSFDJKDSDFSDS

ALSO THE BOW IN HIS HAIR ASDAFaSDFGHJKL;’ PETITION TO HAVE HIS HAIR LIKE THIS IN THE MOVIE PLEASE @vaveyard

DUDEEEE THIS FAN ART IS a SO GOOD PLEASE TELL @starlit-tea THAT SHE CAN ART LIKE JFC SHE CLAIMS THAT SHE’S “NOT GOOD AT ART” BOIIII I CANT DRAW FOR SHIT AND IF YOU CAN’T DRAW WHAT AM I asdfghjkl;’

So Mr sassy and I were talking, and
When Steven stretched his body on his birthday, he turned into a baby. Why though? Well they talked about how using all that energy would exhaust the gem, so maybe baby-form is the lowest energy form Steven can take?
But if amethyst or one of the other gems were to shapeshift too long, would that poof them?
That being said, is Steven’s version of ‘getting poofed’ just turning back into a baby?? Thoughts????

OK but I really loved Lance in that scene where they were trying to hack Sendak’s memories, because this happened:

Like, what are you doing, Lance? Why are you just staring intensely at Shiro’s face? With that sassy hand on the hip. Lance’s expression is just so sceptical, like he’s trying to figure out how any human being could even be that beautiful. Shiro is so unphased by it as well, I wouldn’t be surprised if this happens often

Ok some thoughts about The Final Problem

-I never thought I’d see a duel between Mycroft and a clown

-HC Myc is afraid of clowns. And Sheerlock knew it.

-Sassy badass Mrs Hudson is everything

- I really liked them as children

-MUSGRAVE HALL

- When did this show turned into a Jane Austen novel????

- A drone?????????????????? srsly?????????????????????

-The explosion is the lamest thing I have ever seen

-Pirate Sherlock.

-Azkaban and Bellatrix I mean Sherrinford and Samara I mean Sherrinford and Eurus.

-???????? Mycrotf your disguise was shit I knew that was you inmediatly

- Eurus controls ppl magically??????? Suddenly this turned into a Hannibal Lecter novel lmao

-Violin battle

-The glass disappeared?? I told you guys this is Harry Potter.

-YAY JIM MY SON THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE

-… WHTA DO YOU MEAN HE’S STILL DEAD MOFFTISS WHTA THE FUCK

-Mycroft letting your dangerous psycho sister meet with a dangerous criminal mastermind -also nuts- may not be the greatest idea

-I want that x mas present too

-Fucked up fucked up fucked up

-??????????????????????

-¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿????????????????????????????????????????

-Sherlock and John don’t deserved this

-We’re back at The Ring crossover

-TBH the Victor part horrified me a great deal. Sherlock’s pain IS MY PAIN OK MY POOR SON I WANT TO HUG YOU

- Hang in there John and revision some of your old uni texts I’m worried about his medical license

- So all this time she just wanted to be friends with his brother, but he ignored her in favour of his best friend and future boyfriend, so she plotted to kill his bro’s best friend, throw him into a well, chained him, and let him there to die, all the while chanting a creepy song with clues about her true hearts desire? Ok seems legit enough.

-So Sherlock’s love for her magically cured her? At least to a degree. I mean she’s not escaping into the night controlling and killing ppl anymore so?????

-Love conquers all?????

-SHERLOCK REMEMBERED GREG’S NAME YES THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I NEEDED

-Lol Myc your ass is grounded. You tell him Mummy Holmes!!

-Family bonding through music I guess. 

-Baker Street !

- PARENTLOCK

-Mary wtf how many videos did you record??? I hope there’s one for their wedding.

-Aaaand we’re back to the beginning. Ok now give me the fix it fics I know are coming.

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What I like about them: Have you heard her singing voice? Amazing!!! I also love her sassiness because #me lmao. She’s also really pretty!
Favorite Set: Magician
Favorite UR: Magician
Favorite SSR: Pool V2
Favorite SR: Cyber
Favorite Rare: Music Start
Favorite Center Song: Aishiteru Banzai

anonymous asked:

Who do you think Michonne would main as if she played Overwatch? Or hell, just anyone from Team Family playing Overwatch? (I think Jesus has Genji written all over him but that might just be me haha)

oh my god…….. what a question alf;jajfa

i feel like michonne would love playing ana like i can just imagine her loving ana’s sassy commentary and putting people to sleep but also healing and holding the entire team together to win the game. i think she’d enjoy playing genji too for obvious reasons. she’s probably the type to love playing a lot of the characters. 

LMAO jesus totally has genji written all over him but tbh i think he’d end up loving lucio the most!!! he loves the happy music man and he gets SO PUMPED everytime he gets potg by booping half the enemy team off a cliff

sasha is a widowmaker main 100%

carl is a junkrat main 100%

rick has only had experience playing cod with carl years ago so he’s def a soldier 76 main and i hate him for it. everyone hates him for it. he never tries to get better at anyone else.

glenn is an offense main in general but he’s especially good at mccree. he’s also a mei main and literally destroys everyone in every game and the entire family hates playing against him. actually glenn is fucking good at playing everyone. don’t 1v1 him u’ll never win and also never want to play the game ever again

maggie loves playing tracer and being a lil shit. also dva and tanks in general. she’s surprisingly good at fucking shit up but she yells at jesus to heal her ALL THE TIME and doesn’t actually cooperate that well in team games. glenn is v stressed when playing with her

eugene randomly decides to become a hanzo main who never changes to other characters… but he’s really freaking good so you’re not that mad about it. if you do catch him playing mystery heroes on the rare occasion though, you’re gonna be like what the fuck because he somehow destroys as every other character too and ur like ???? how you’ve literally never seen him play as anyone else??? how can he suddenly be so good??? lifes greatest mystery

tara is a pure and good support main and freaks out if she has to play anyone else bc She Is Bad. she loves zenny boy the most. she is also the only one nice enough to go find eugene as hanzo when he’s yelling for healing from the back of the map. her and glenn love teaming up together for some comp games. but the rest of the family flat out REFUSES to play against them because they’re literally an unstoppable force together.

OK I’M GONNA STOP NOW… i’m getting carried away with this lmao but thank you for the question this was fun to think about al;jfa;fa

anonymous asked:

Hello! Can I request a match up please ? So i'm 5'6 and curvy. I'm sassy, introverted and daydream a lot tbh. When i open up to someone, I tend to show my childish and weird side! When I like someone, I tease them a looot. It's like a 9 years old trying to get attention from their crush lmao. Thanks if you do it!

Zanba would be a good match! He loves how quiet you can be, but is an absolute sucker for how you tease him. And a curvy partner? Hot damn. Be ready for a lot of affection because he is going to be constantly kissing and teasing you as well~


Mod Darling.

I don’t understand people who portray X6-88 as someone who has no emotions and would never get into anything that is new to him.

I spent like 5 minutes with him and I can tell he’s a sassy lil’ bitch who would high-five the sole survivor every time they blow something up and then continue to passive-agressively call out people who say shit about them like ????

His character has so many possibilities and people could interpret it in so many ways but they only go for the “has no emotions and is only there to do the sex”.

anonymous asked:

to me mc2 and zen are a power couple (i love her seems badass)

brO I THINK THAT TOO just because zen is super horny all the time (not to say that jumin isn’t), but i feel like her sassy/sexiness would go well with him? idk i have like preset otps in my head man and mc2/ zen is one of them there’s nothing i can do to change this :’)