lmao niall you are too cute

This Day in 1D History - July 21

2010: 

  • Day 2 of Boot Camp, feat. the dance workshop and Niall jamming outside with shy puppy Liam (Baby and One Time)

2011: 

2012: 

  • the Nickelodeon fake labor prank airs!! (and Harry falls hook, line, and sinker lmao)
  • “Hair cut time..” via Harry’s Insta 
  • Granada interview (feat. Zayn “leaving” ://)

2013: 

  • the boys go “all-American” for Fabulous!
  • Take Me Home Tour concert – Houston, USA
  • Harry enjoys late night poker a lil too much…

2014: 

2015: 

  • On the Road Again Tour concert—Edmonton, Canada feat. a new addition to the set list–Fireproof!!
  • Liam continues to be better than we deserve <3

2016: 

  • Liam signs with Capitol UK and liampayneofficial.com goes up!!!
My Lovebug - Narry

In which Niall almost kills a bug, but doesn’t exist the good in all creatures?

My Lovebug


Niall squats in the corner right behind the couch and he’s not really sure what to do in an emergency situation like this. He’s called his boyfriend several times by now, but the idiot doesn’t pick up.

What even does that guy have a phone for? What even does one have a boyfriend for, who won’t reply the calls?
Emergency calls.

Niall starts to sweat nervously and peeks over the cushions of the couch, but quickly hides again. That monster in front of the sofa just moved! It moved!
Can you believe that?!

It’s about to kill him, Niall knows it. He has to kill this thing somehow. He actually wants his boyfriend to come and kill it, but Niall  has apparently no such luck and his boyfriend clearly is not a knight in shining armour. He’s hooked himself a really shitty boyfriend.

He risks another peek.

That little fucker is clearly crawling towards Niall and making the poor boy its prey. How does he deserve that? How does he deserve such an awful death? He can imagine the headline of the newspaper tomorrow:

Ridiculously attractive boy with a nice ass killed by monstrous and deathly mutation of an insect

And the text will be about how the extremely gorgeous but dead guy has not been saved by his useless boyfriend. And said boyfriend will die of shame and he will also never move on from this great loss. 

Niall curses internally. He has to take matters into his very own hands. 
Okay, he has to plan this first, before he makes just a simple move.

Another another peek. The level of danger is so high, Niall’s blood is pumping like mad. 

The monstrosity somehow manages in the time Niall doesn’t observe it to crawl nearer and nearer. It’s getting so real in Niall’s living room. You can literally feel the tension. 

“Okay, my friend”, Niall decides that talking calmly at first is always better than starting a war with beating and punching and shooting and killing and all that stuff. 

“I don’t like what you’re doing and I also don’t like that you are even here, you understand? I bet in the insect world, you’re a really pretty bug, but in my world you are not. If you would please be so kind and just leave?”

Niall stares at the dangerous insect from his hiding position behind the couch. Is that thing looking at him? Niall feels its billion eyes all over his body. Does a bug of this sort even have that many eyes? Most likely, all bugs have the eyes. 

Niall shudders and clears his throat. 

“So, uhm, I reckon you like it here, because yeah, I have to admit that this flat is really nice, but… you feel. It’s not your natural habitat. It’s mine. And my boyfriend’s. Well it’s been my boyfriend’s habitat, too, but I guess I have to reconsider that now.”

The monster doesn’t move anymore, it probably just stares at Niall and makes him feel uncomfortable and most of all he feels like a bad host. He likes having guests over, just not this kind of guest.
But then again, all guests are the same, right?

Niall climbs onto the couch, after he makes sure that it’s save and that the bug can’t fly. Or jump at him and smash its ginormous teeth in Niall’s soft neck flesh. 
Then he looks down at the small bug. Uhm. The gigantic bug.

“I guess you could have a nice personality. For a bug. You know?”, Niall asks and he must look like a complete idiot talking to an insect. “Are you a friendly beetle? Where’s Ringo, George and John?”

He laughs all by himself at his stupid joke.

Niall wishes he could share this wonderful pun with his boyfriend… if he has one anymore, at least.
His boyfriend would giggle cutely and then Niall would coo at him and they would make slow passionate love after that.

Niall sighs.

“Okay, bug, you either need to leave or I have to kill you. Only one of us can survive and it’ll be sure as heck not you!”

The bug stays silent. Ready to die?

“I’m not one to kill things, I feel so bad about it. My boyfriend kills the things. He’s a killer boyfriend.”

Another witty pun to share with no one but a bug on the floor.

“You look kinda cute, though”

Niall can’t believe he’s hearing himself saying that. How ridiculous is that? A cute bug?
The only cute bugs to ever exist are ladybirds. And not even those! 

“Uhm… we could be friends, you know? Like homies. Bug and human homies. Mates. Pals. But we’re not getting any closer than that, I’ve got a boyfriend! Don’t forget!”

He doesn’t care if he sounds like a white girl, he has to make this clear between the bug and himself, before things go weird and their friendship is ruined.

“Do you have a name?”, Niall wonders and contemplates about which name he should give the insect.
What about Charles? Charles the bug. Charles the almighty bug. King of the bugs. Or Paul McBugney.

“Harry”

Niall almost falls over and chokes on his own spit. After coughing for an eternity, he pulls himself together and shakes his head vigorously.

“No, your name can’t be Harry, that’s my boyfriend’s name”

“But it is and there is nothing you can do about it. Well, you could always call me lovebug and kiss me”, the bug replies and does its mouth move? Does it have a mouth? How is this thing even able to talk?

“Dude, I told you, we can’t become a couple or lovers or… you’re a goddamn insect, for god’s sake!”, Niall cries out loud and throws his arms up in frustration. “You might be a nice beetle, but really”

“So you won’t kill me?”

Somehow the bug’s voice seems to be suspiciously familiar, but well. 

“No, I won’t kill you, promise”, Niall sighs and shrugs. “We’re friends now, right? And friends don’t kill each other. I also won’t let my boyfriend kill you. You’re safe, man.”

Suddenly two warm arms wrap around Niall’s torso and he’s engulfed in a hug. Niall lets out a manly shriek and tries to fight against the attacker. 
“Bug! Save me!”

“I told you my name is Harry”, the voice of the bug and the voice of the attacker whisper into Niall’s ear at the same time and then Niall realises and groans.

How did he fall for that one?

“You’re the worst boyfriend ever, why did you do this to me?”, Niall complains and pulls his boyfriend over the cushions of the couch onto his lap, where Harry settles himself comfortably.

“Oh, you were just too cute, baby and I didn’t want to interrupt your bug-whispering”, Harry smiles and runs his hands through Niall’s hair, who pouts adorably. 

“I thought it was real, you know?”, Niall mumbles and buries his face into Harry’s shoulderblade. 
“I know, babe.”, Harry chuckles lightly and kisses his boyfriend’s cheek. 

“But I think the bug is dead anyway, Niall.”

This Day in 1D History - March 20

2011: 

  • X Factor Live Tour concert – London, UK #4

2012: 

2013: 

  • Take Me Home Tour concert – Birmingham, UK 

2015: 

  • Niall gives a Gaelic lesson 

2016: 

  • this too-cute clip of the boys singing ‘I Gotta Feeling’ for Paul’s wedding video is posted 
  • Louis goes on holiday in Park City, UT!
  • “We’re starting a new boy band. Looking for names…” (via Mark Lee’s Insta)

anonymous asked:

(1) I know it has been a while since the AMAs but I was on Youtube and found these amazing videos of their performance filmed by fans. I don't know if at the time people talked about this but I thought I should send you because they are so amazing! On this one: www-youtube-com-watch?v=5zfhp6ZvhTY Niall is pointing his head (around 0.41) in a way that seems to be like 'look louis, look, Harry is singing for you' and then he smiles :) And you can see how Louis is sooo happy in the end.

(2) And on this one www-youtube-com-watch?v=6VAMoOJRfk0 you can clearly see Harry singing toward Louis! And I think at some points Louis is completely inclined towards Harry (something we couldn’t see in the live video. I think this is incredible and it should be talked more because it is such a public statement of love!

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Oh I don’t think I’ve seen this angle! Lmao it does look like Niall is looking at Louis and shaking his head toward Harry like “Do you see your boyfriend right now? Am I actually witnessing this with me own eyes? You guys are cute. Go get married.” And Liam is taking it all in too looking from one to the other. And you’re right you can see the angle Louis is facing a little better in this one. They were so blatantly obvious during this it was so great.

anonymous asked:

is it weird that i find bobby really cute? and greg’s hot too, but bobby... 😍 there's something in the horan water 😍

lmao believe me, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. something in that horan genepool is RIGHT, it don’t mess around, we niall stans are in for ROUGH YEARS UP AHEAD i’m telling you. but is it weird, /pls/!! WEIRDER IF YOU DON’T TBH.

in conclusion, get in line :‘x

OTRA San Diego report

Alright mission report, this is for Sasha ( that-regular-chick ) and the rest of the ziam fam 8) Here are the pointers I got from the first show in the NA leg. I WISH I HAD VISUAL TO GIVE Y’ALL but my phone was a 2% by the time the boys came on :(( so this is all from memory.

This is my second time seeing the boys. First time I went with my best friend to WWA Pasadena Night 3 (Niall’s birthday). This year it was thankfully in my hometown so it was a must to go. And I knew I had to get tickets on the floor. So I’m comparing my experience with WWA last year to this concert with OT4


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