lmao jody

blushyalec  asked:

Congrats on 6k, cuddle buddy!! 💜 I adore you and I wouldn't wanna be this in sync with anyone else. Prompt: "Stop trying to make me laugh when I'm mad at you!" + Malec. 👀

bub!!! thank u so very much :’) im honoured to be your cuddle buddy, and i wouldn’t wanna be in sync with anyone else either! love you!!

“Magnus!”

Magnus was looking at Alec with an innocent look on his face. A small pout to his lips that said I don’t know what you’re talking about. The mischievous glint in his eyes, however, let Alec know that Magnus knew damn well what he had done, and not only that, he was amused by it. Alec could see Magnus trying not to laugh, the corners of his lips twitching as Alec glared at him.

With egg yolk dripping from his head.

Magnus had decided that instead of cracking the egg into the bowl, he would crack it on his boyfriends head. From the outside, seeing Alec with egg yolk slowly falling down his face, with the shell clinging to his hair, was hilarious. But Alec just continued to scowl.

“Whatever is the matter, my dear?” Alec didn’t think his glare could get even harder but Magnus was always one to surprise him and show him things about himself that he never knew. Alec reached for a towel to wipe his face, which in hindsight seemed like a good idea. But taking his eyes off Magnus when surrounded by baking supplies was never a good idea. As soon as Alec pulled the cloth away from his face, a puff of flour was blown in his face, sticking to the last remnants of egg.

“Don’t look at me like that, my precious little flour.” And oh, Magnus was really about to test his strength. Magnus’ eyebrows quirked, he’d noticed that Alec had wanted to laugh, but Alec was determined not to break his resolve. He wasn’t about to break and let Magnus win this one, not when he was covered in egg and flour.

And now sugar.

“You, my darling, are the sweetest.”

“Stop trying to make me laugh when I’m mad at you!” Magnus was grinning from where he stood, holding the bag of now empty sugar in his hand. Alec could tell that he had plenty more puns, and he knew he wasn’t going to last.

“But Alexander,” Magnus stopped to pick up a jar of raspberry jam, “I love you berry much.”

Alec broke. Laughter bubbled out of him, and then like a dam breaking, he couldn’t stop the happiness from pouring out from him. As he managed to calm down, he heard his boyfriend laughing along with him, both with glee of seeing Alec laugh and from knowing he had won. Or so he thought. Two can play at that game, Alec thought.

“You didn’t even try on that one.”

“Then why did you laugh, hmm?” Alec smirked as he stepped closer to Magnus, his boyfriend matching his expression, tilting his head to invite Alec in. Alec crowded into Magnus’ personal space, and just before their lips reached, he smashed an egg against Magnus’ hair. Magnus gasped in shock, looking up at his grinning boyfriend with wide eyes and eyebrows furrowed with confusion. 

“Why, Magnus, I thought it was egg-cellent.”


jodie’s 6k prompt extravaganza 

No but listen. How hard would it have been to throw in a bit of affection at the end of Mockingjay Part Two. Like seriously. What was the dEAL WITH HAVING LIKE, LESS THAN WHAT WE GOT IN CATCHING FIRE??? HOW DOES HAVING A HAPPIER ENDING WITH HEALING AND LOVE DETRACT FROM THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF WAR? I REMEMBER HEARING THAT AFFECTION/SEX WAS AVOIDED BECAUSE IT WAS A “WAR MOVIE.”

YEAH WELL, THE BOOK WAS MORE BRUTAL THAN THE MOVIE AND THERE WAS STILL IMPLIED SEX AND BLATANT HEALING/LOVE SOOOO

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And now, we will rule

I see ppl praising matt for calling them “embarrassing” and admitting they were going too far (for taunting jody) privately in the dr, but he cant pluck up the courage to say it to anyone’s face in his alliance? he’s just a partially woke bystander, nothing to be impressed by. 

Originally posted by marslawley

Am I the only one who can’t take Ares seriously in Wonder Woman? Like the entire time the movie is hyping him up as this giant, powerful, menacing force. And when Diana initially thought Ludendorff was Ares, it totally made sense in my mind.

But what it turned out to be the smolest, nicest, little British man, I just couldn’t help but cRACK A SMILE EVERY TIME HE TRIED TO SAY SOMETHING THREATENING. LIKE REMUS LUPIN IS TRYING TO THREATEN DIANA OF THE AMAZONS RIGHT NOW LOL. HE’S JUST SO…ORDINARY?

And maybe that’s the point. Maybe he’s supposed to be ordinary to show how anyone can be the villain, and that there’s no “stereotypical face” of evil. But I just. “I WILL DESTROY YOOOOUUU” like sit down and have a snickers, Sir Patrick you’re not you when you’re hungry

anonymous asked:

Sam Dean and Cas go to a dinner party at Jody's where Donna is very excited to meet Cas because she's been told a lot about him from Dean and from Jody. She actually gets on quite well with him and at the end of the night both she and Jody pull Dean aside and tell him that "we love him! If you do anything to hurt him, we will kill you". Dean: "yeah, Sam's said that". When he walks away, Sam overhears Donna and Jody argue over who would be maid of honour.

When Dean finally gets his head out of his ass and proposes to Cas, the argument flares up again. In the end - to keep the peace - they both get to be maids of honour. Dean also tries to ask Sam (”Come on Sammy, I’ll even let you wear a flower crown” “Haha very funny Dean”) and of course Cas asks Claire to be his flower girl or bridesmaid. She categorically refuses to be anything but the maid of honour, and Donna, Jody, and Claire have a Mexican standoff, as none are willing to back down on this (they can be very stubborn!)

The result: a wedding with 3 maids of honour and no bridesmaids. They all get a task: Claire’s in charge of the tunes at the reception/party (”there had better be some Zep and AC/DC between all that crap you kids listen to these days, you hear me?” “Sure Bridezilla, whatever you say”), Donna’s in charge of the food, decorations and other logistics, and Jody’s in charge of invitations and reaching out to the hunter network, and vetting the guests.

In the end, everyone compliments the food (there are mini-burgers, to Cas’s absolute delight), Claire gets Alex to do a pretty cool DJ set (throwing in a bunch of classic rock songs to keep Dean happy), and Crowley crashes the party at some point to loudly complain about the fact he wasn’t invited (they allow him to stay as long as he behaves himself).

By the end of the evening when everyone’s drunk and the party is slowing down, Dean and Cas find themselves in the kitchen doing something that Dean would certainly never call slow dancing (he doesn’t slow dance, thank you very much) and making out.

All in all, it’s a good day.

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full house, (season six episode seventeen) silence is not golden - in this episode, stephanie is paired with charles, a classmate she really hates, for a school project. when steph gets in trouble for not taking out the trash, charles thinks that she is going to get beaten, and stephanie finds out that charles is being abused by his father, which is why he acts so rude at school. charles makes stephanie swear that she won’t tell anyone, but she later tells jesse, who reports the abuse. this, to me, is honestly one of the saddest full house episodes - but it raises awareness, too.