lmao ing

Imagine a convo like this during the Orion Pax arc...
  • Orion: You... used Dark Energon? How?
  • Megatron: I... inserted it directly into my own spark, then I--
  • Orion: Hold on. Wait.
  • Orion (to Soundwave): Did he really...?
  • Soundwave: *nods*
  • Orion: Oh Primus, Creator of all, what THE FRAG were you thinking?!?
  • Megatron: *scoff* You don't think I could have handled the power?
  • Orion: YOU COULD HAVE DIED! I don't give a scrap heap about whether you could control it or not. Megatron, you placed the very essence of death and destruction into your spark chamber!
  • Orion: And what would have happened then? If you had ceased to function?
  • Orion: You constantly belittle Starscream's command-- publicly. It's clear to everyone who follows you-- and possibly our enemy-- that you don't want Starscream to lead! You waste his time and talents with the promise of leadership opportunities...
  • Megatron: *growls* I promise NOTHING.
  • Orion: ...Even when he performs his duties amicably and efficiently, you give him no reward. What message does that send to your troops?
  • Megatron: His reward is his life! The fact that I allow that traitorous mech to even function on my ship... he should be grateful.
  • Orion: ...So you don't actually trust him, or LIKE HIM enough to be a true heir to the Decepticons.
  • Megatron: No. I do not trust him.
  • Orion: Alright, then what about Soundwave?
  • Soundwave: *stops his work and quietly excuses himself. Nope, not doing this today.*
  • -- DOORS CLOSE --
  • Megatron: What about Soundwave? You know him too, he has been here since the beginning.
  • Orion: He may have been here the longest but he is not meant for as large a role as leader... and he knows it too.
  • Megatron: Soundwave is my most loyal. I trust him completely. The only reason I don't have him as my second is so that we can BOTH keep an optic on Starscream. Get to your POINT, Orion!
  • Orion: You disappeared for 3 years, leaving Starscream to care for and coordinate your armies.
  • Orion: He does a fine job continuing your expansion whether you like it or not, and even takes out a member of the primary Autobot squadron.
  • Orion: Energon production is not up significantly, but it's not down either-- likely the best anyone could have done in times like these.
  • Orion: But then you return, beating and tossing him this way and that, barely even acknowledging his work!
  • Orion: Your troops see this, and any respect Starscream has garnered during his time commanding has gone out the window.
  • Orion: And you MUST know this, somewhere in your processor. And I know you are also aware that Soundwave could not have filled your pedes in your absence, otherwise you would have specified as such.
  • Orion: If you had died, Starscream could not resume his command after you laid waste to everyone's opinion of him. Soundwave could not have taken over because he simply could not handle it.
  • Orion: There would be a power vacuum. Any and all strong Decepticons within a few stellar cycles journey from here would compete for dominance, dividing your forces. The message would be lost... your armies, scattered.
  • Orion: The Autobots... would WIN.
  • Megatron: ....
  • Megatron: *gets up to loom over Orion/Optimus*
  • Megatron: You seem to have a lot to say for someone who has essentially been in stasis for millions of vorns.
  • Orion: *huff* All I'm saying is that you aren't using your intellect and prospective reasoning! You keep acting on your first instinct instead of thinking things through. What happened to the strategist? The gladiator with a plan?
  • Megatron: ...
  • Orion: ... talk to me. What is it about the Autobots that make you lose your focus?
  • Megatron: ...
  • Megatron: *knocks hand away* We will discuss this later, Orion.
  • Orion: ... do you even know what it's doing to your spark now? I doubt you can fully purge Dark Energon, as energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
  • Orion: *reaches out* Please... as your friend, I am asking you to seek medical attention... if only so we can better understand what must happen now.
  • Megatron: ...
  • Megatron: ... I have things I must attend to.
  • -- DOORS CLOSE --

football meme: [2/7] players » Marc-André ter Stegen

“Barça has been a d r e a m for me, since I was a kid. I am very happy to be here and I am willing to be on the pitch and play.”


gukdoo: “i should have taken you home. i’m sorry. also you pushed me, so what? what are you doing worrying about me? hurry up and go home okay.”

slyther-ing  asked:

What kind of cereal do u think Oliver likes? Marcus?

Oliver Wood:

Oliver is a Health Nut™ and refuses to eat any cereal with added sugar, so most of his breakfast stuff is bland and whole wheat. He does get super hooked on Kashi’s 7 Whole Grain Puffs when he’s training in North America (“It’s sugar-free cereal that actually tastes good, Marcus”) and enlists the help of his mom to figure out how to order it online when he gets back to the UK it’s costly but worth it

So he’s absolutely devastated when Kashi is bought out and Kellogg starts adding sugar to the 7 Puffs recipe and he has to go back to shredded wheat. But Marcus writes some angry letters and keeps tabs on the Kashi situation, so when they eventually go back to making 7 Puffs sugar-free, he buys some and surprises Oliver with it Oliver cries actual tears of joy

Marcus Flint:

Marcus behaves himself during the Quidditch season and follows a diet regimen comparable to Oliver’s once practice starts although he does sneakily add some sugar to his cereal bowl occasionally 


As soon as the off-season begins, he’s at the store, buying every sugary cereal that catches his eye. Oliver will come home to no less than 20 boxes of crap cereal on the kitchen counter, stuff that’s so sweet “it’s basically candy you add milk to” (Oliver’s words) “The expression is ‘you are what you eat’ and I thought you liked me sweet,” Marcus protests. “No, I like you without diabetes,“ Oliver responds.

And that’s how I think our boys do cereal *bows out*

anyways, i’ve wanted to do one of these forever bc a) i’m the Worst with birthdays b) birthday cheer am i rite and c) why not spontaneous things are fun™

wanna join? 

  • reblog/like this pls 
  • mbf me sorry, i don’t (i do) make the rules 
  • send me an ask with - ur name + your birthday (btw pls don’t use number form aka 3/02 or whatevs bc i will be confused lol) 


  • i will remember ur birthday which is a gift not many ppl get
  • u get to be on this rad page!! (edit: bUBBLES)
  • you will be featured on my updates tab for your birthday month #perks
  • u will get a birthday message from me!! (it might be filled with a lot of brackets or emojis i’m sry i’m lame™) 
  • and i’ll try to make u an edit if i have time/inspo!