lmao i love this kid

happy birthday to a special bean!

me, softly, at 7am: i would kill a man for percahlia

Dating Jungkook would include

- “y/n, ah, you spilled juice all over my shirt!” “Oh no! Not your oversized white tee! Not like you have 100 more in the closet!!!”

- both of you sprawled on one bed, drinking juice and playing games on your phone until Jin comes in and yells at y'all

- “Jeez okay mom” “yeah, MOM” “jungkook get your own comebacks God”

- him trying to wake you up all sexy and shit by whispering in your ear but then he accidentally drools on you and you’re like wtf jungkook

- him stealing your phone so that he could look up his hashtags on instagram until you finally put a lock on your phone and then he’s crying about the lock

- feeding him spoonfuls of your meals before he leaves in the mornings because he’s a lazy bum and doesn’t wake up until like 5 minutes before the boys pick him up and he’s running out like an anime stereotype w toast in his mouth telling you he loves you loud enough for your old neighbors to hear

- holding hands with him while you both walked through a heavily forested park, the autumn leaves falling softly into your hair as you both giggled

- jungkook trying to be all cute n be like “you have something in ur hair :-) let me get it for u :-)” but then he shakes and crunches the whole entire leaf in your hair

- namjoon kicking you out of the practice room into the hallway because all jungkook does is try to impress you and wave to you when he’s supposed to be dancing

- messaging each other funny pictures of yourself and the other members, like you’ll be at home bored and then hoseok will convince him to do a dumbass video like this to send to you and jungkook goes along like holy shit you’re a girl genius

- him bringing you back the snacks he didn’t he eat from the fan meets and placing the flower crowns one you all shyly and he’s like “ah, you look so pretty..” While he’s all blushy ˚₊*(ˊॢo̶̶̷̤◡ुo̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚⁎ 

- hard high fives whenever anything happens, like Jin will be like we’re gonna go get some takeout and you guys fucking thunder clap your hands together so hard because food

- you’re literally his number one fan, you go to as many shows as you can and you’re like the one overly hype member in the audience but jungkook isn’t even embarrassed he just :D

- Jimin is suddenly the cockblocking devil, like it’ll be kind of late in the dorms and you and jungkook would be kissing and it’s getting heated and then Jimin just barges in with a pan and he’s banging on it and starts singing to you guys while jungkook is trying to push him out

- both of you guys being up at like 3 am trying so hard not to laugh too loud at the dumb shit y'all are doing, but once you both come down and start drifting into sleep jungkook nuzzles into your hair and whispers how much he loves you right before he passes out because he thinks u didn’t hear it but u did ಥ_ಥ

- jungkook is young but he boutta love you as hard as he can without scaring you off because right now he wouldn’t know balance and he’s trying to constantly switch things up and be exciting but ur like jungkook it’s okay I love you for you and he calms down because thank god the love of his life loves him for his lame ass self

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #57
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Phil:</b> Dan, The End is here<p/><b>Dan:</b> <p/><b>Dan:</b> Why did you name our child this way<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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I haven’t made memes in a while. I’ve been sick

But here’s a fresh batch of dank meme harvested like 10 minutes ago

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #16
  • Phil: Dan, I bought you a pet
  • Dan: *excited* omg show me
  • Phil: *gives him a moth in a jar*