lmao i love how offended he is

Six movies I’ll always watch

I was tagged by @plsshutuprichie thank youu ily 💕💕

  1. Batman: The Dark Knight: Okay this movie changed my life forever. I memorized every line told by the Joker in Spanish and English lmao. This line helped me cope with some heavy stuff happening in my life: “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength” (I know he says that because he’s a freaking sociopath but still haha). Also: “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns.” AMAZING. Also he’s an evil clown.
  2. Heathers: You guys have no idea how much I love this movie. It hits home, like… a lOT, but it’s done in a way that I don’t feel offended hahah. Whenever I’m feeling sad I watch it because it’s so funny, and I’m always quoting it. Also 80’s in all its glory! And it has a musical which is also amazing, when I don’t have the time to watch it I can listen to the soundtrack.
  3. Beauty and the Beast: The original one, the first movie I memorized completely (yeah I obsess pretty hard sometimes). All that is pure, it reminds me of my childhood optimism.
  4. We need to talk about Kevin: This movie is amazing. I love Ezra Miller because of this movie. Kevin is so interesting, and the way they show it through his mother’s experience is just fantastic to me.
  5. Donnie Darko: This movie is so strange and I love it so much. I can’t describe it but it’s such a ride! I always feel like I’m floating (hehe) in space after I watch it. And Jake does a wonderful job here!
  6. IT: AAAAA MY FRIENDS , I LOVE IT WITH MY WHOLE HEART. When I was a kid I had a collection of clown figures because I loved creepy clowns so much, then I met Pennywise and it was so freaking cool. Then my life kind of went downhill so I left it aside, until the new movie came and now it makes me so happy again??? And not only pennywise, all my children too. I am so thankful this movie came out because I’m finally enjoying something like I used to when I was a kid. Am I being stupid and childish? Maybe… but oh well. I love IT and I love to love it.

I’m taggging @reddieeddiespaghetti @penny-floats @dunpling @stantheman-uris @wyattvevo @beepbeep-trashmouth and everyone else that wants to do it!


Starjack in the early days: a summary

also i think im funny and my captions r great (not really lmao)

The Nilo/Nouiam masterpost we all deserve

Because I have a lot of feels about Nilo and I cannot believe not everyone screams about this OT3???

The rest under the cut because I got carried away with these menaces.

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anonymous asked:

just btw trans peter is v offensive to the trans comm please stop supporting this

lmao as a transgender person who sees nothing wrong with this hc and has seen wild support from fellow trans people, i would love to see how it’s offensive to us. please explain that to me rather than sending me stuff on anon with zero explanations.

also, if your explanations include “people are saying he’s trans because he’s small and that’s stereotyping trans guys” yeah that is a slippery slope and isn’t okay because trans guys come in all shapes and sizes. but honestly i haven’t seen an explanation like that be very prominent in this headcanon and have seen mostly valid and good points behind it, often supplied by fellow trans people.

and just a word to the wise, if this is a cis person masquerading as a trans person in an attempt to try and tell the trans community how to feel or undermine their attempts at representation: stop now. you aren’t as smart as you think you are, and you know nothing about what the trans community likes or dislikes. i have had cis people pose as trans people before to try and speak for the trans community and convince others about false beliefs we have, and you guys are always pathetically transparent. so if a cis person sent this, tread carefully.

anonymous asked:

I think that the way Jungkook started acting differently with Jimin (to us at least) is actually how he used to act with Jimin since day one but he finally started showing it on camera after some people genuinely started wondering if he even likes his hyung and interpreted his playful teasing to something else. Throwback to his offended face when he was asked "do you like Jimin hyung" haha poor bunny was actually caught off guard his face was like "people actually think that I don't like him..?"

yeah, same. like, i think jikook had a kinda concept thing going on for a little bit, jimin being hte maknae lover and jk being a brat to him. that’s like fan service to me, tbh. and i feel like irl, they weren’t really like that. (of course jk was still a brat sometimes) because there’s so many instances where they seem way too sweet, even back then. and i feel like over time, they dropped the concept they ahd and just started being themselves. and i’ts so uber cute. AND I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THAT. JK WAS DOWNRIGHT OFFENDED THAT SOMEONE ASKED IF HE LIKED JIMIN. HE WAS BASICALLY YELLING WHEN HE WAS LIKE “yes!” AND THEN HE LIKE LOWKEY GLARED WHEN THE MEMBERS (i think it was yoongi, tae, and someone else?) PUT UP THE SIGN SAYING HE WAS LYING. ( which was obviously just to annoy him lmao) LIKE. JK WAS ABOUT TO SHOW THE WORLD JUST HOW MUCH HE LOVED JIMIN LMAO. 

remember how the only situation in which dean got hit on by a cute boy and didn’t feel threatened by him, his response wasn’t ‘i don’t swing that way’ but *fidgets with fake badge* ‘it’s a.. federal investigation i’ m a.. real agent it’s a federal…thing’ *stumbles into table* wow i love my bisexual son

anonymous asked:

hello! you're headcannons are my fave, I've read them all lol! I was wondering if I could request the RFA + Saeran reacting to a really sarcastic and quick witted MC like she's the best at roasting them and shutting down Seven when he gets too crazy or Zen when he gets too narcissistic etc. thank you so much!!

I’m so sorry if this sucks I tried ALSO THANK YOU OMG lol

Yoosung 🌹
- he thinks you’re so cool!
- But he’s terrified that you’ll roast him
- He’d cry if you’d do that
- So please don’t
- Whenever he’s getting jealous bc zen you just roast zen
- He loves you for that omg
- Wants you to teach him how to be cool lol

- he loves it when you call zen out lmao
- Yes you go mc
- But don’t do it to him please
- You’d probably say something about his obsession w his cat
- And he simply wouldn’t understand
- But that also means he doesn’t get offended
- Since yanno he doesn’t understand lol

- yes drag Jumin please
- He loves how sassy you are
- Brags about you 24/7
- And you give him shit for it
- He pretends to be hurt but he actually likes it
- Wants you to give him tips and comebacks

Seven 🌹
- This boy can be sassy as fuck too so if you try him he’ll try you
- Doesn’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not
- The two of you are such a salty couple it’s great

Saeran 🌹
- he’s sarcastic as fuck as well so he probably thinks it’s funny
- But be careful he’s very! Sensitive!
- So please only use it to protect him because he’ll problem get confused af and think he did something wrong
- Actually lmaos when you call seven out
- He thinks it’s awesome like he literally laughs out loud when you do that

wow this is late but here are some highlights from the unity days panels

  • whenever the cast talks about Henry they always reference his hair lmao 
  • apparently they all call him “GQ Jesus” 
  • There was a question about Bellamy and Kane’s relationship in S4, to which Bob said they “both have a conversation about how good their hair is” 
  • Bob and Richard said there is murphamy happening “behind the scenes, for sure”
  • Sachin was asked about the reaction to Jackson taking the chip and he got really excited, saying that the “hate on twitter was amazing” and specifically mentioned that Tyra Banks gif where she screams WE TRUSTED YOU 
  • at one point Sachin put down his mic and said “I don’t need this! you can hear me!”
  • I forgot the context but Bob said at one point that he wanted to play the hulk
  • a girl that asked a question had either a murphy or murphamy shirt on and Richard asked where she got it, and she said redbubble, to which Richard said “I’m on the bubble!” 
  • someone asked about what they used for Ontari’s heart and Richard says “How much do you all like Llamas??” he was kidding tho guys lmao 
  • Eliza said that the S4 finale is “last year on crack”
  • also Chelsea crashed her panel and screamed “I LOVE YOU ELIZA”
  • this was the panel that Eliza did by herself because Lindsey was late from filming
  • Jo asked her a question about grieving L/exa and Eliza said something about L/exa being the love of her life, then Jessica Harmon walks on stage all offended saying “the love of your life??”
  • she was wearing a sass daddy shirt by the way
  • everytime someone asked a question about bellamy and clarke it was very clear that their co leader status and relationship will be back full force in S4
  • Eliza said she also felt separated from everyone last season, so this season “the gang is back together” XD
  • “babe, whoa”
  • during another panel Sachin, Katie, and Richard all walked into the stage singing “don’t stop believing” at the top of their lungs  
  • like,,,,, they really got into it
  • Sachin was knocking all the water bottles down during this omfg
  • Sachin also took a sip of water and spit it into Richard’s mouth??? then just says “he gets thirsty”
  • Chelsea opened up about her depression which was amazing because she hasn’t said anything like that before
  • Richard did a 10/10 Voldemort impression and it fueled me 
  • Sachin also impersonated Bob as Bellamy (he was actually pretty good??) he said (as Bellamy) “we are grounders”, and he said “Clarke” a bunch of times, and then “Clarke, we can’t go to Mount Weather…. because Mount Weather sucks”
  • Someone made a comment about how Clarke was the only one to have a full set of parents, and Bob said something like “at least you had a Dad” to which Eliza replied “you had one too! we just don’t know who he is” and the cast got a kick out of that. Bob just went “Aurora!”
  • at one point Richard said that Murphy may not like everyone, but there is a respect there because you have to respect someone who has lived this long
  • Katie was like,,,,, “I’m right here guys??” 
  • there were recurring “zombie Monroe” jokes 
  • I guess they cut a scene in S1 when Monroe walks past Jasper and gives him this super sleazy look
  • Katie and Eliza acted it out for us and it was hillarious
  • Sachin and Jarod kissed each other on the cheek
  • When asked about Bellamy and Miller’s relationship, Jarod said “we cool”
  • Chris said he doesn’t get a script, just makes up his own lines and does the scenes dressed in his own clothes
  • “Richard, want some hooch?” “ya”
  • when asked to give advice from their characters Jarod just huffed into the mic
  • someone asked if any of them had issues with their character’s choices and Richard just dropped the mic into Bob’s lap 
  • “Reese Puffs”
  • Sachin said the only thing they really do in makeup is shave his beard, which grows fast because he’s “ethnic”
  • Sachin kept crashing panels and yelling at everyone
  • He also asked a question during the women’s panel, something about if any of them were interested in dating a nice Indian doctor
  • Jessica’s reaction was to say “Does Jackson have a sister?”
  • This was actually brought up at the closing panel because a fan said something about the one child rule, and Sachin said in Bellamy’s voice “she’s under the floor”
  • They all made jokes about the chip and being “chipped”
  • Eliza came up with “chipped faced” and was so proud of herself
  • at one point Richard walked on stage wearing his managers high heels and refused to take them off
  • Lindsey said some really amazing stuff at the closing panel about representing people with disabilities and how she works really hard at it because the brace actually causes an imbalance in her body 
  • She also talked about what an amazing opportunity it was to play Raven because she would usually be given roles that were either the “slut or the mexican maid”
  • overall she talked about being a woman of color in both the industry and in the US right now with Trump being president 
  • “Fuck the glass ceiling and the glass slipper” 
  • She literally got a standing ovation for that I love her 
  • I’ll make another post about my personal interactions with everyone 
  • in short: unity days was amazing, it was so positive and truly unified, and fuck anyone who says other wise 

thelynchbros  asked:

honesty the real solution to "ruthless book critic" vs "trash lover" laurent is "salt addict" laurent. he reads trashy ass books and rants to damen about bad characterization/awful chemistry/shitty prose etc for HOURS until damen's like... why...? don't you...? just stop reading the book...? and laurent is so Offended. he's too invested. it's the salt he likes.

okay yes i love this bc damen just doesn’t get it which frustrates laurent endlessly. laurent complains about how boring and unrealistic the insta love is and damen is like but if they end up together who cares about the pace?? and laurent is like ???!?!?!? its called a slow burn damen!!

which results in laurent making damen read the capri books (lmao i hate myself) and making him understand the severity and merit of a proper slow burn (they have many heated discourse filled debates)

heterosexualtendencies  asked:


• so nico isnt diagnosed as a Child or anything so after years and years if Angst and Doubt he self diagnoses himself
• he hates it and feels fake at first. like, “what if im offending Actual Autistic People ™ by self diagnosing???”
• but after a while he rationalizes his thoughts and thinks it through and he realizes how prevalent the symptoms are and learns to Love Himself
•(im kinda projecting onto him at this point LMAO)
• he is basically the Mom of every autistic camper.
• he gets REALLY uncomfortable when he has to sleep in a bed hes not used to so he just. drags his old bed up from the underworld?
•" nico what are you doing the hades cabin already has like five beds"
• he stims absentmindedly by nodding his head and rocking back an forth a little. also PACING he jst walks in circles and shit. he flips off everyone who laughs at him and The Squad™ DESTROYS the ableists

autistic nico is my LIFE he has lowkey highkey been my special interest since 4th grade (im in 12th now ;u;) u dont understand this brings me LIFE im YELL
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anonymous asked:

lmao thought that you and that other person were just joking i didn’t realize that it was actually an offended white gay man im dying why do whites make drama out of everything??? im so sorry you had to deal with all of this

omg you thought he was joking?? no he randomly came on to my post out of nowhere and while i remained calm he quickly devolved into hurling profanity at me and using all caps for some reason. i love how violent men are 

anonymous asked:

And from what you know about him, what is your opinion about Donald Trump, the man?

he’s not a corrupt career politician like killary, and for that i respect him. he’s a personable guy and he genuinely cares about real u.s. american people which i love, i think you have to take him with a grain of salt, but at this point i don’t really care about his personal opinions or thinking other than that which helps twards making america great again! as someone who doesn’t care about feelings(rarely even have them lmao), i understand not caring about offending people and saying it how it is! that’s what i love about President Trump :)

stay with me (for a little longer) - Narry

Narry future fic.
(the one where Harry and Niall meet after seven long years).

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He hasn’t really aged, Harry realises as he lays his eyes on him. His hair isn’t blond anymore, though, it’s a nice dark brown and it’s his real hair colour. He has stubble on his chin and more crinkles around his eyes and while all that makes him look older, his eyes haven’t lost their youth. They’re still the same vibrant blue and they still hold the same enthusiastic sparkle in them. He’s still happy. As happy as he’s always been. He hasn’t changed at all, Harry thinks, and smiles and knows that it isn’t true.
They’ve all changed. A lot.

lesruinesduvieuxpont  asked:

Please help me out: why do people love Ezarel? I don't understand. I can't stand him. He's like an annoying middle-school kid who gets offended everytime you talk back to him. But most of my friends on the game love him and I want to get it, I do. So I'm turning to you, specialist of all things Ezarel: why do you like him?

wow i’m far from being a specialist lmao but i don’t know, if you can’t stand him that’s fine, everyone is different and to be fair, he’s not always easy to love so i understand. i like how sarcastic and witty he can be (i’m always drawn to this kind of people so yeah) and even though his attitude doesn’t help much (especially in the first episodes) he’s entertaining, and i’m really curious about him. he definitely keeps his distance from people for a reason and i can’t wait to know more about the character. we only have 12 episodes and there’s probably going to be some character development as the story progresses so i’m hopeful haha. i’ve said this many times but i think of him as a ‘jerk with a heart of gold’ because i’m sure that deep down he cares very much and he’s not as bad as he seems

lushatrocity  asked:

Side note - this could be perfect for your celebration! ‘we’re rival contestants on a reality show and the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for ratings so now we keep inventing crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au



(featuring Bellamy and Clarke as The Voice contestants matched up for a battle)

Bellamy’s pretty sure that falling out of love isn’t supposed to be this fun.

But then again, he’s never fallen out of love with Clarke Griffin before.

“So,” he says. “How does this go?”

Her icy gaze snaps to his. “What?”

He bristles at her sharp tone. “This,” he repeats curtly, gesturing between them. “What are we gonna say? What’s our story?”

She stares at him. He can’t quite tell if she’s incredulous or offended.

Probably both.

“We have no story,” she says shortly, already turning away. “Just follow my lead in front of the cameras. And don’t fuck up,” she adds as she strides off.

Bellamy sighs, resigned.

He’s always found it supremely funny whenever contestants on reality shows say stuff like “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win.

But from the minute he’d laid eyes on her, he’d instantly known that Clarke Griffin is most definitely not here to make friends. She’s intense, and she’s focused. Above all, she’s here for one thing only — and that’s to win.  

Truth be told, he can’t say he’s surprised that they’re getting this directive from the producers. Since the competition’s start, he and Clarke have been butting heads nonstop, on camera and off.

It makes sense for the show to want to capitalise on their tension for some dramatic exchanges.

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anonymous asked:

1/4 Hello! I'm sorry to bother you with this, but you're a really chill person from what I've seen and you love Steve, you're willing to listen and answer politely, and I don't know who else to turn to with this. I'm just so fucking sick of how Steve is used in fandom even by people who supposedly like him. Spoiler, they don't. They just want him as a trophy for [insert X]. Like, I read this hugely popular fic where Steve is essentially written as a selfish, incompetent idiot

2/4 who harangues Bcky and Sam into joining The Good Fight TM (post-CW) to the point where Bcky (lol) has to ~give him a lecture~ about how to treat Sam properly. It ends as OT3 (where Steve is treated as a sex-cessory, of course, lmao), it has hundreds of kudos, & yet no one seems to give a damn that Steve was basically character assassinated in it. Cherry on the cake is that when Steve mentions he went to Sharon for help getting Sam’s wings back, Sam is offended. Calls her “Carter”. Ok then.

¾ I get that fandom enjoys having Steve be pathetically codependent to their faves, as if he has no other friends who love him. I get that the angry!chihuahua Steve interpretation is popular to the point where that’s ALL he seems to fucking do in fic, as if there’s nothing else important to him. But to disregard his trauma, depression, suicidal tendencies, debilitating survivor’s guilt and the fact that he’s a damn veteran who has given up his life for his country and the rest of the world –

4/4 into “Steve doesn’t know how to live without war or violence! Ofc he’d keep dragging his (Fandom Approved) friends into this! He’s so selfish & boringly depressed, here we go again, Bcky/Nat/Sam/Chewbacca need to clean up his messes ~obvs~ since he’s so incompetent LOL can’t wait for him to die so someone else can be cap” is beyond galling. I’m tired of this. I’m sick of it being lauded. I can barely read halfway through a fic these days without back-buttoning in disgust and disappointment.


Oh my dearest Anon, you have vented to exactly the right place. I know! I share your pain. Trust me on this. I am very, very picky about what fanfic I read all the way through. Part of that is not just that I’m a huge Steve Rogers fan, which I am. He’s my main guy. I love him. But I also work full-time, I’m a wife and a mother. My spare time is precious. I have so, so many tabs open for stories from authors that I trust that I have yet to read just because my reading time is so sparse. If a writer wants to catch my attention, to be placed in front of the queue above the writers I already know are balanced and fair in their characterization, they had better be good about characterization, because characterization is the one aspect of writing I am most picky about. It is the writers responsibility to build a trust in their reader, and to build that trust they need to follow the basic rules for character construct in fiction writing, if the writers cannot follow those basic tenants, something just one creative writing class would show them in a heartbeat, or hell, even just a little research into the craft, then I’m out. And I’m not likely to return to read anything else they produce. Basically it’s a writers job to sell the characters, even the characters who aren’t their favorite, especially the characters who aren’t their favorite. If their biases manage to leak through their writing they are not doing it right.

Part of this might be the age of fandom. While there are those of us, like myself, who are over 30, who have schooling and/or experience, a large section of fandom is very young. Some still in high school. Some in college but they haven’t really learned yet or fine-tuned their craft. It is my hope that the more they write the better they’ll be at it. That one day they’ll realize that a) when you make one character the all-knowing, ‘right’ one, let’s use Bucky since that’s the example you gave me, you are actually not doing Bucky’s character any favors, it’s not just Steve’s characterization who suffers in this. Gone are the Ian Flemming days when readers gave a pass to a lack of realism when it comes to building a protagonist. Were Ian Flemming try to sell James Bond today - ingenious, undefeatable, sexually flawless James Bond - he would be turned down. As a society we’ve evolved past that. We look for realism. Identifiable characteristics. The biggest mistake a writer could make is to make their character, any character, a stereotype.

As for how the fandom treats Steve in particular?  Using him as a whipping boy to prop up their favorite? Also, again, that’s immaturity. And also an act driven entirely by emotion with total absence of logic. Let’s say you, as a writer, or just a really big fan of a character, want to sell your favorite character so that others may come to appreciate him. Or, in the very least feel empathy towards this character and their situation. Let’s again use Bucky in this (just as an example, I’m not trying to pick on Bucky). But here is the thing, you don’t need to convince fellow Bucky fans. They are already convinced. They are on board. They get it. What you need to do is appeal to the people who don’t give Bucky a thought. And how do you convince them? It sure as hell isn’t by attacking another character, that’s for sure! If I, as a Steve fan, see a Bucky fan attack Steve to prop up Bucky, I am going to be closed off to anything that Bucky fan has to say. It’s a defensive mechanism. i.e. ‘You’re attacking my guy, you’ve just made yourself and your character the enemy, I’m not giving your words any credence’. Thus this person has not achieved their goal of convincing anyone of anything. In fact they made the situation worse because now the only thing I’m convinced of is that this characters’ fans are rabid.

With age comes wisdom and hopefully fandom will get past this. But yeah, they do it, and it’s awful and it makes no sense and uses no logic but we learn and grow and hopefully one day the people doing this will realize that they’re creating this either/or situation, creating sides, when there doesn’t have to be any. That Marvel fandom is actually big enough for everybody. And none of the leads are going anywhere. Disney owns these guys, they are going to milk them for every marketing and merchandizing penny they are worth, so if anyone honestly believes they are going to kill off a popular character whose likeness is sold on everything from lunchboxes to Kleenix the way Steve Rogers’ is, and this while they can have a Captain America, a Falcon and a Winter Soldier all at the same time thus three times the amount of potential product, a reality check is long past due. The people believing that need to get a clue. Disney is not the comics and they are not going to do anything that will affect the bottom line. Fandom needs to get over the mantel passing thing because it’s not going to happen in the MCU unless the actor requests it because they’re done. The only reason they killed Han Solo is because Harrison Ford asked them to, if he hand’t? They would have milked him, too. Also, another thing to remember, online fandom only makes up roughly 1% of a movie’s viewing audience, so even if a fic like this seems popular? It’s only popular amongst percentage of a percentage of 1%.

Until then I read pretty much every Steve-centric pairing there is and I have a list of really talented authors I trust with Steve, and trust me, I’m very picky about that, so if you’d like Anon, I can make a rec list for you. Just let me know. Also, you are most welcome to come vent to me about this at any time. I feel you. As a Steve fan who genuinely cares and identifies with the character I get exactly what you are saying. We can be pained by this together.

nathen-prescott  asked:


I KNOW OH MY GOD WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE chris larkin was like the second coming of christ for the jonty fandom this weekend, fucking bless him and his cinnamon roll soul

AND YES LMFAO that actually happened holy shit. dane texted me like ‘oh my god pls be awake you’re gonna die’ and i’m sure you saw the pics of him meeting chris.

and basically, he talked with chris for a while and the topic came to the ‘i love jasper jordan’ shirt and dane explained he had to make that shirt because of the jasper hate on tumblr. and chris was like? ???? ???? he was so confused bc how can someone hate jasper, whAT? and dane told him about all the lil shitheads and their ‘arguments’ on why jasper is a useless, white fuckboy and he was like ‘just ask devon for the details’ (bc a lot of ppl also tweet shit to him lmao) and chris was so fucking irritated and then dane also told him about minty and how 80% of the minty shippers hate jasper.

and chris was so goddamn offended, he went ‘they want me with MILLER?!!’ and oh my god i died laughing, he couldn’t fucking grasp the idea of anyone even seeing that on the show. and that’s when he offered dane to take a picture with the ‘i love jasper jordan. get over it’ shirt. for tumblr.

I AM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE WOW you go chris, welcome to the jasper jordan defence squad, you’re an honorary member. and he also signed a pic of monty for dane and wrote things like ‘i’m extremely grateful to have met you’ and signed with his actual name and then ‘aka monty green’ and omfg he’s just so precious.