lmao i have nothing to say about this

american gods: a summary
  • Wednesday: I have done nothing wrong. Ever. In my life.
  • Shadow: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING

I’ve lived in this house for 6 years and still don’t know any of my neighbors names

I’m just gonna’ fuckin say it, I completed all major requirements for a sociology degree right, and let me tell you I learned fucking nothing about people and society. Absolutely nothing. 

I learned more about how the world works having my transcripts frozen and being forced to confront the reality of it. 

Why have I suddenly radicalized and rebranded the blog? Because I’m no longer being fed liberal propaganda that was taught at my university lmao. 

I’m still literally shit, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve definitely got a better grasp of things than I did while in school “learning.” I’m still learning, as will always be the case, but I’m learning far better things than what was course material.

Face it, our university system is hardly about learning, and innovation and creativity, and exploration of knowledge, etc. … and more about paying for a better job. tbh..

Studying mathematics was actually more helpful to me in understanding capitalism and ableism as systems of oppression, than sociology tbh.

Like if you’re doing a sociology degree thats cool and all, but be really wary of what they teach you tbh. 

This is where learning mathematics was really influential to me … learning mathematics basically taught me not to take anyone at their word but instead find a way to prove everything to yourself. 

If it can’t be proven to yourself, and you can see no way for it to exist or be true, then … you can disregard it and work on a NEW THEORY in replacement, or figure out what in particular is wrong with the previous theory.

Not to gush about math, but it really is about everything being fake until you make it ~real~ lmao. Like you can just sit at your table and invent math if you really wanted to, you just make definitions, and prove those definitions in your invented universe. It’s pretty cool.

not to say you can just invent how society works, but you can definitely become more critical of other’s opinions of how things work within reason and within your own boundaries.

Maybe I was a bad sociology student? But I got all A’s in every sociology course I ever took so like, Idk yall, I’m just saying be wary. 

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"

sempergloria  asked:

Do people from school follow you? And what is that like? I have an art blog (under a different name because Internet) but I'm worried people will find it. Not because I draw anything bad or whatever, but because I just feel really awkward at the thought that people I know of but don't really know are looking through my art? Do you get over that?

Most of my classmates at school are well aware that I draw and have plenty of social media but they simply don’t care. None of them are interested in art whatsoever so they never come close to looking though my pic although they are informed af lmao. Actually, they support me a lot!! 

I used to be very self-conscious about my pictures like “oh no.. they will see it… they will say its anime…..:(” but now Hell yeah you wanna look at my art?? Here you go fam I made it and I’m proud of it!!

Anyway, as my dad says it “if you have nothing to hide then whatcha stressin bout hm”

allura-of-altea  asked:

hey, this is for Minty. I'm an anti, but right now i'm contacting you as a concerned adult who has seen your type of behavior before. You don't have to stop shipping sheith, I think it's toxic but honestly my main concern is real life minors like yourself. Right now it seems like the people around you are grooming you into thinking adult/teen relationships are ok so long as the teen is 'mature' enough. i've seen you say that you're 'practically an adult' which is concerning

i’m reaching out because I really want to help you. I know these messages will probably be ignored/brushed off but I have to try. I’m not saying that your fellow shaladin shippers are pedophiles, or anything of the sort, they probably don’t even realize what they’re doing. I’ve seen this happen before, telling a teen that they’re mature for their age, that they’re practically an adult is so normalized especially in fandom where adults/teens interact a lot.

but that doesn’t mean what they’re saying isn’t harming you. That doesn’t mean some other won’t predator will take advantage. you’re in a situation that’s very dangerous right now, and you should leave it. Continue to ship what you want but cut yourself off from anyone who tries to convince you you’re basically an adult. reach out to adults outside of fandom and let them know what’s being said to you. this is so important. I hope you at least think about what i’m saying.

I became an anti not because I am a minor or a CSA survivor but because i’ve seen fandom used to groom teens into entering unhealthy relationships with adults. My concern isn’t the fictional characters in adult/teen relationships but rather the minors in the fandom like yourself who i’ve SEEN get abused. I don’t care what you’ve said or done, you don’t deserve that no one deserves that. At the very least you should think critically about why someone would try to convince you you’re an adult.

there’s nothing else I can say other than I truly hope you seek out an adult outside of fandom to help you through this. and I hope you realize that the way this fandom portrays sheith and other adult/teen relationships isn’t how they are in real life. They aren’t happy and healthy, they’re abusive. It’s not worth the risk. whatever you decide, I hope you don’t get hurt.

ok ma’am. i’m going to start this off simply. there’s no need for help.

now, from your first paragraph with that “practically an adult”, when did i ever say that.

i’m going to teach you something: there’s no fun in being an adult.

what? you’re gonna get to drink and drive? then pay bills, taxes for bombs, having to see money go by. probably struggle some times. maybe get a shitty job here or there.

ma’am, i’m not rushing to be an adult. ive stated that being a teenager is to get ready to be an adult. there’s still many things i have to learn and experience and i know that. you shouldn’t be concerned if you haven’t read what ive said correctly

this fandom isn’t “grooming” me into thinking this or that. i know when im ready to have a relationship with anyone. it’s under my control. i know if the relationship is toxic, bounce the fuck out.

this fandom, is a fandom. it’s not a lifestyle, it’s a place where i can jump in with some friends and share tasty art and fics. nothing is damaging me because at the end of the day, it’s a fictional show for a fandom. so away with that.

“im not saying you or your shaladin shippers are pedophiles but they probably dont know what they’re doing.” no, they know what they’re doing. they’re shipping two characters together. end of story. its a character in fandom space, we can change ages, we can change stories for the fun of it. (aging up, au’s.) there’s no morals being tugged. just do whatever you want. if someone is uncomfortable, tag and tell em about blacklisting. blacklisting is the way to go most of the time.

now to the third one, i don’t think you understand how much i know. is it because i’m 15? look, i said this before, im a social junkie. ive seen toxic relationships no matter what age. no one is grooming me, im choosing what i want to see. not that hard to understand. just like how you might enjoy the popular ship k/ance, you would like to see it. (which has a mass amount of nsfw for it being underage kids but lets not talk about that ;) )

“i’ve seen fandoms groom kids into unhealthy relationships with adults.” three words: manipulation, fandom moms. when someone says “hey i like this too!”, you’re obviously going to strike up a conversation with them, correct? this is simply how they get minors with them. “that cool dude likes the same content as i do? awesome!” then they interact more and have that bond like any other normal person.

it just gets concerning when they start suggesting weird things to do. (start up discourse, ask for any nsfw content, etc.) 

look, thats the least of my problems, i can detect bullshit from a mile away, you got nothing to worry about my friend.

“there’s nothing i can say except i hope you contact an adult outside of the fandom.” wym, i see my mom everyday, she’s my ride or die. lmao wouldn’t me contacting and adult outside of the fandom backtrack what you said about adults in general? 

to wrap this up, i dont think you got the answers you wanted. what you probably wanted was a “omg im so sorry, ill listen to you ok!” which won’t leave my fingertips anytime soon. yallah my dude.

MBTI Traits Based Off Of People I Know

ENTJ:
- you scare me
- today you were cutting beets to make juice and I saw the red knife and immediately assumed you killed someone
- you only view yourself as The Best™ or Scum of The Earth™

INTJ:
- why do we suck at dating
- for people who are usually amazing at reading people, we have terrible taste in significant others

ENTP:
- stop. arguing. with. me.
- if I needed a lawyer I would call you
- you’re really interesting and good at conversation
- one time an ENTP passionately hated me and two days ago she invited me out to dinner lmao

INTP:
- I’m worried about you
- you have a diary full of illegible scribbles
- *points to stain on said diary* “I don’t know if this is soy sauce or blood”
- you make me feel mentally stable

ENFP:
- everyone likes you
- why can’t you just…..commit to someone
- I NEED MORE OF YOU IN MY LIFE WHERE ARE YOU ??

INFP:
- precious people
- good taste in books
- you guys are so trustworthy and I have nothing bad to say about you

ENFJ:
- YOU GUYS HAVE SUCH SPARKLING PERSONALITIES WTF
- good at party planning
- please…….let other people have opinions

INFJ:
- you guys know exactly how much to reveal about yourselves and I admire that
- I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: you are incredibly kinky

ESTJ:
- would survive an apocalypse
- I’d trust you with my life tbh
- you like people to think you’re super conservative but I just found out about your wild side??? what???
- you have great hair and it’s really under-appreciated


ISTJ:
- you know what you’re doing
- people always interrupt you
- keep doing your own thing ok you’re fine

ESFJ:
- actual definition of the Mom Friend™
- I love your clothes???? and makeup??
- hey friend…….you don’t always have to be the one breaking up the fights ok? shh….chill

ISFJ:
- you confuse me
- are you like……okay?
- thanks for giving me food you a homie

ESFP:
- CALM. DOWN.
- deep breath
- please stop interrupting me mid sentence
- who hurt your feelings? I’ll kick their ass
- you’re amazing at decorating
- your emotions overwhelm me
- you have the best intentions
- warm hearted !!!

ISFP:
- Emotionally Vulnerable
- very very creative
- um I’m kind of hesitant to get close to you because of your emotional intensity
- at least you guys channel your emotions into art??

ESTP:
- actually has a life
- usually found around other ESTPs
- people always give credit to ENFJs for being group-orientated but honestly ESTPs don’t get enough recognition for always finding something fun for everyone to do

ISTP:
- Cool Guy
- you’re attractive and you know it stop
- you’re also awkward and you know it, but everyone takes your awkward silences as being mysterious
- *bong rip* “yeah I don’t mess with hard drugs. I mean, I snorted cocaine once but it wasn’t that much so I don’t count it”

I think the worst thing about like dysphoria is knowing there’s nothing you can do about it. Like you’re so unsettled that your body isn’t how you expect it to be and you keep waking up the next day saying ‘why have I not grown still, why don’t I have [a] [b] and [c] sex characteristics’ etc, and you know perfectly well but processing that is so difficult and you expect things to fall into place but you know they won’t because that’s just sadly not what your body decided to do. And you just have to wait so damn long for HRT and surgery and acceptance and then there’s the societal pressure of like ‘why don’t these people like me because I’m ____’ like you just know that if you were born cis then you wouldn’t have all these issues, with your sex and with society and you just think like.

Why did I have to be born like this? Why couldn’t I just be born comfortable?

It’s a mess.

anonymous asked:

what would svt's first fight with their gf be abt? + how they solve it?

an interesting question

also happy jun the8 not jun the8 anymore but i only did half the members bc this got hard so if u want maknae line pls req that

seungcheol: i feel like his first fight would be about something trivial like whether he remembered her birthday or not. of course, it doesn’t take too long for coups to realize that ‘shit that probably meant a lot’ and so he’s quick to apologize with all the hugs and kisses (and maybe a few gifts along the way too)

jeonghan: i definitely think it’d be about how lazy he is and/or how he does nothing except well, nothing. needless to say, it’d probably stem into a fight about who does more, and while jeonghan may not really understand why it was necessary afterwards, he’d fix it by letting his pride down (after a few talks w the other members although i don’t think jeonghan has that big enough of an ego to not know when he’s wrong lmao)

joshua: aw man. joshua i feel would have his first fight over the fact that he didn’t defend his girlfriend (like from another guy, her parents, etc.,). gentleman probably realizes that yeah, that’s probably my fault from the start, but it takes him a bit of time to really get the courage to try and fix it. probably serenades them or just really pours his heart out w how sorry he is, i see him being really soft when it comes to this kind of stuff

jun: also interesting. this would be one of those fights where it’d be like ‘you care more about yourself than me’ and this idiot would be like ‘isn’t that how it’s supposed to be?’ eventually it takes a few smacks to realize, hey ya kind of messed the fuck uP YO and then he’s like uhhh shit what do i do now now they think i care more about myself than them,, fixes it by being kind of similar to coups n just apologizing while trying to explain himself

hoshi: probably said something really blunt that caused his gf to get upset. may stay mad himself for a few days, and honestly, it’s up in the air as to who wants to resolve things first. if by an offhand chance he’s the first one to do it, he’ll probably show up looking a little distraught, may even get emotional, but you get the idea that his feelings are genuine

wonwoo: similar to jun, first fight would probably be if he even cares about them, but not because ww’s self-centered, just because he’s not the most open person w his feelings. if you’re stubborn enough to cut him off, he may just as much do the same, but if he really believes he messed up, he’ll quickly run to the other members to get advice on what to do, and awkwardly come up with some scheme to try and fix things

jihoon: ooh. this i feel would be over whether he prioritizes work over them. probably says something insensitive towards you and puts up a victim complex, but it never lasts forever. jihoon’s stubborn, but he’s also quite wise, and he gets the idea of when he fucked up. does like a mixture of soonyoung + cheol, gets emotional while trying to explain himself

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anonymous asked:

ook so yousef & sana keep their relationship between them for a while after they get together but elias just assumed they got together/guessed & they go out one time w the girl squad/balloon squad & elias is introducing sana & yousef or something & hes like this is sana by the way, shes my sister but shes also dating yousef. complete silence. the girl squad is staring at sana so confused & yousef is like why didnt you tell me you told elias? & sana is like i didn't! thats how everyone finds out

YES ELIAS AND HIS BIG MOUTH but for real do you think those two idiots are slick like nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cuz everybody sees them doing those stares and they are all like what is taken so long ,,,, like after all these months no progress ???? should we start a petition if we get a 1000 signatures yousef and sana have to go on a date ???? NOTHING IS HAPPENING

but in the meantime elias is both teasing sana and yousef to his heart content lmao he is truly blessed like he has embarrassing stories about of them like he “sana can you make dinner” “no do it yourself Allah gave you hands and feet for a reason” “Hey yousef I need you tell you the best story regarding sana like back in 7th grade she had a cru-” “ALRIGHT I WILL I SWEAR IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD”

“Yousef can you go and pick kebab for us” “Nah bro it is your turn” “SANA” “WHAT ?” “I just remembered the funniest thing that happened at Bakka so you know back when we were in our second Youse-” “ELIAS” “What ???”  “Just wondering what sauce do you want” “Oh i want my regular order”

THE BOY WOULD TAKE SO MUCH ADVANTAGE OUT OF THE SITUATION LIKE A TRUE BAKKOUSH

yall send me your cutest yousana headcanons like i don’t want study for my exams please

anonymous asked:

can i just say that artists Can write just songs, not autobiographies. the lyrics being about women, having female pronouns, it means nothing. like look at ricky martin he literally wrote songs called she bangs and she's all i ever had, elton john had multiple songs about women (sweet painted lady, tiny dancer, understanding women etc.) i could go on and on lmao i think we should just calm down and forget all this until friday when we get the actual album :)

yeah!!! i was thinking about it and im like,,,,how can we get upset about a closeted guy using female pronouns in a song that’s not cool. n I know Elton John and that one gay country singer used female pronouns before they came out so I’m p chill fam

Bears, Boxes and Broken Bones [Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader]

Request: could you please write a fix where the reader & Lin get more serious and the reader & readers daughter semi move into Lina bachelor pad and he finds it weird and then at the end of fic he realises he wants to make a family with reader???? Ish??? Idk??? :)

Word Count: 1,696

Warnings: broken wrist? is this a warning? haha other than that, none!

A/N: So, I changed the request just a tiny bit and made the reader’s daughter a 10-year-old, not a teenager (idk why, i think i like the idea of Lin interacting with kids). Also a huge shourout to mackie @protecting-my-legacy that helped me with this and got a little homage -sof’s injury-. Hope you feel better soon Mackie! So i guess that’s all the notes i have for this one, hope y’all like it! (PS: i am the worst with titles i hate this title but don’t let it define this fic lmao)

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“I think you should move in.” Lin’s voice is almost a whisper, but it wakes up from your half-asleep state.

You and Lin have been dating for almost a year, but for some reason he never mentioned you moving in or vice-versa, maybe that’s why it took you so much to comprehend what he was saying. “Wait, what?”

“Don’t you think it’s time?” He says as he plays with your hair. Cuddling in bed with him and having nothing to worry about was always the start of an important conversation for the two of you: The first time this happened, you decided to introduce Lin to your daughter, Sofia. She was 10 and the result of your first marriage, a problematic relationship that didn’t last more than two years. You regretted many things about it, Sofia wasn’t one of them.

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SEUNGCHUCHU WEEK Day 2/8 → culture and traditions

on black day, seunggil and phichit cook black noodles and complain about being single together (well, phichit does, because they’re the type of person to say they want a girlfriend in front of the boy they like).

(on ao3)

“Sorry, I have nothing for you to steal,” Seunggil tells the man in black standing at his doorway.

Phichit tugs the face mask off and makes a face. “I’m not here to steal anything! Apart from your heart, that is.” He winks exaggeratedly.

“Dressed like that, I’d be lucky if you only came here to rob me,” Seunggil says, standing back to let Phichit through. He sets down the numerous plastic bags in his hands and flails around for a bit trying to get his shoes off one-handedly, until Seunggil sighs and lends him his shoulder for support.

“You never tell me when you’re coming over,” Seunggil says, as he helps Phichit with the bags.

“I did!” Phichit says. “The other day I told you we were going to celebrate Black Day together!”

“It’s still February.”

“We’re halfway into April,” Phichit says. He sets the bags down on the kitchen counter, then reaches up to ruffle Seunggil’s hair with a laugh. “Your head’s up in the clouds, as always.”

“That’s because I’m tall,” Seunggil says. Phichit sticks his tongue out, sensitive as ever about his height.

“Are you starting with the jajangmyeon first?” Seunggil asks.

“You do remember,” Phichit says, squatting down to rummage through his fridge. “You need to go grocery shopping soon - why is there a condom full of frozen water here?”

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anonymous asked:

Hi! So, I have a question, do you still do drarry? Cause I remember a really good promt about Draco's sweater going missing

I will ship drarry until I die.

I put so much of my soul into that fandom. I went at it hard for over a decade and I don’t think I can ever truly let it go?? But at this particular moment in time I’m not actively drawing drarry stuff. I’m not saying I’ll never draw it again, but it’s not one of my main fandoms anymore lmao watch me fall right back into that pit and talk about nothing else for six months

As for the sweater thing, are you referring to these two pictures of Harry and Draco in each other’s quidditch sweater [combined photoset here]??

anonymous asked:

Team Tony or Team MM? Lmao!

Oh goodness…lol…neither…

1. MM is MM… sure I don’t know her but I’m not impressed by her character at all and I think that’s a fair assessment to make from things she willingly shows us. I pretty much agree with what many here have already said.

2. Tony…well, we know nothing about him. I laugh when I hear people say he’s nice, mature, whatever….it’s like, how can you tell?

What does he do for a living? Maybe he runs a bar, although he’s not listed anywhere as actually running it. Does he support any charities? Idk. Does he support women’s rights? Idk. What is his view of the world? Idk. Does he have a sense of humor? Idk. Does he like art? Idk.

If Tony is Cait’s bf, my impression of him is that he hides behind his “gf’s” skirts and lets Sam do all the hard work of supporting Cait in all her endeavors while he just shows up to the party…

Am I being judgmental? Absolutely!!

But whether you like it or not, that’s life and we make judgements about people on first impression and from their social media all the time. Just think of a simple job interview, someone is making a call on you not only from your qualifications but also from first impressions, which is why you go to the job interview dressed appropriately and behave politely and cordially.

I don’t dig for info, I don’t invade anyone’s privacy, this is what Sam, Cait, MM and Tony have shown us and how I perceived it.

anonymous asked:

Do you think if Victor found out that Yūri did have an ex or whatever that he'd get jealous? 😂 (Aside form the Yuri on Stage event I mean lmao!)

I do! But only until Yuuri says something to reassure him he has nothing to worry about. :) Victor isn’t the possessive type, but he is the type who needs to be told he’s loved. If he expresses an insecurity, it’s because he needs it refuted.

do other folks with invisible physical disabilities or disabilities that are only “present” or active in certain conditions wonder if you’re faking yourself out?

Like when I’m out and about and my hip and my knee start feeling like shit, in the back of my mind I’m like “this isn’t a real thing, I’m just being whiny or complaining too much, everyone probably deals with this and I’m just weak, others have it way worse.” And then I get to a point where I’m literally limping or I take a seat and when I get up, I’m hobbling like someone twice or three times my age… and I realize that this is not “typical” for many people my age, and that something as simple as grocery shopping and running errands (in exercise shoes with gel inserts) shouldn’t result in pain. Or I ask someone else comparable to me in size and build, like my sister, if she feels pain under the same circumstances and she says only muscle soreness from exercise or foot soreness from shitty shoes.

I just keep thinking about that doctor who told me nothing was wrong with my hip even though I told her it causes me pain, lmao. Because of people like that, I have to constantly reassure myself that this is not how I am just supposed to feel. I am disabled. I have injuries from improper dance technique that were made worse by shitty working conditions that cause me regular discomfort  to real pain and I’m not a weak person for it. If anything, I’m bad ass.