lmao i can't with this anymore

Me: wow I’ll be so glad when I can finally work on the stuff that’s been sitting in my drafts for ages! I’ll be so happy when I finish them!

Also me: okay but hear me out, an entire new drabble series based on the titles of EVERY Arctic Monkeys song-

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Magic and painting are a lot alike. You know, a lot of times, I just can’t paint. Really? When that happens, what do you do? When that happens, all one can do is struggle through it. I draw and draw, and keep drawing. Then I stop drawing. I take walks, look at the scenery, take naps, do nothing. Then after a while, all of a sudden I get the urge to draw again.

consider: this is deadass how victor describes his fiance to strangers when he’s looking for him lmao (insp)

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·· I was under the impression that quinces were bow-and-arrow using savages…But after witnessing that, I guess they’re quite civilized… ··

                                                           - Happy Birthday @vegeet // 2.28.17

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when in chicago

yo dont send biphobic shit to my gf thinking she gonna kiki w you lmao??? on what actual planet does ya dusty self think she gonna date my hella Bi ass and gonna be about u being a dry sponge lmao that shit gets screenshotted and directly sent to me and i gotta be the one to calm her wrath down cause she ain’t here for that biphobia she just ain’t about it like lol??? go outside?? do yoga?? take a laxative?? the person u are trying to reach is unavailable - please hang up and try again???

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Real romance is sci-fi hoverbike dates (don’t worry they are parked not flying don’t smooch and drive kids) 

+studies of the thing that are absolutely inaccurate

i’m sure you can only grow these in the bae area though

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I love how these two have inadvertently adopted eachother. 

yESS Anon!!
But i am lowkey waiting for peter to go all Matilda on tony and pull out the adoption papers that hes been keeping on standby

“What if i adopt you and marry your aunt?”
“Dont be gross mr stark”

someday i’d like to break into jj abram’s house and beat him over the head with a box. then when he asks me who i am and why i’m doing this, i’ll tell him it’s a fucking mystery and then beat him over the head again for the next two years or so